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marauderswolf22 · 1 year
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Sirius: i want to adopt a dog Remus: but we have you, will you not be jealous? Sirius: n-no James: when Rem is petting that dog behind the ear Peter: or puts a collar on him James: or when he throws him a ball- Sirius: DON'T DARE TOUCHING MY BALL
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gomintglaze · 1 year
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Sirius: and then I realized how fleeting our life is and the bright streak will end one day and there will be no hope for a miracle in this world
Remus: gosh we will NOT buy and hang another garland at home
Sirius: my life has no meaning
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Remus: what happened again??
Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…
Remus: and??
Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!
Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?
Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?
Remus: a dog?
Regulus: yeah that black dog
Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving
Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!
Remus: I’m sorry for your loss
Regulus: what
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that-bitch-kat3 · 8 months
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sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life
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veethebeequeen · 3 months
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Sirius: you can't just invite regulus into our dorm whenever you want
James: why not? You do it.
Sirius: he's my brother
James: and he's my boyfriend
Sirius: no he's not
James:
Regulus:
Remus who knows because he accidentally walked in on them a week ago:
Sirius: NO HES NOT
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y0url0verb0y · 9 months
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*The Marauders in the great hall for dinner*
James: ...
Sirius: ...
Remus looking between the two: ...
Peter: uh soooo how bout that quidd-
Remus: PETER SHH
Sirius slamming his fork down: you mean the quidditch match where prongs KISSED my BROTHER after SLYTHERIN won?!?!
Remus: ...
Peter: ...
James: ...
James mumbling: it's not that deep-
Sirius standing up: not that deep?!?! NOT THAT DEEP?!?! Hold my motherfucking earrings moony
James: -insert loud girly scream-
meanwhile at the slytherin table
Barty and Evan: -laughing uncontrollably-
Regulus hiding his face: ...I hate them both
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hrlx23 · 3 months
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Regulus after Remus told him about him and Sirius:
Ew why would you do that to yourself?
Sirius after James told him about him and Regulus:
EWWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?
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adharastarlight · 6 months
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Sirius: I relate to faries because I too die when I don't get enough attention
Marls: and here I thought it was just because you're gay
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Regulus and Remus: *Reading books and cuddled up together*
Sirius: Oh my god, James *teary eyed*
James: So precious *hand on his mouth*
Remus: I'm a fucking wereworlf
Regulus: I can put a dagger in you in less than a second
Sirius and James: *Hug eachother and sob*
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not-rab · 9 months
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sirius: it’s so nice being held :)
death eater: ??! i’m holding u hostage
sirius: still :) it’s nice to be held
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pearlynia · 2 months
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Sirius: Why do you only have like 4 friends?
Regulus: The less friends I have the more money I save.
Sirius: ....but we're rich?
Regulus: Saves my time too.
Sirius huffs: admit it, you're just shit at making friends
Regulus rolling his eyes: I can make friends just fine.
Sirius: sure you can
Regulus: fuck you-
*endless bickering*
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marauderswolf22 · 10 months
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Sirius to some girl: nooo sorry but i have high standards Remus having a cold on a couch next to them with half of his face under dark eyes' spots, red nose like rudolf, on medicines and with his welsh accent being hoarse: why do no one here talk about david bowie??? Sirius: remus for example, meets them
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kotocorey · 28 days
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*sirius and james arguing*
sirius: I hate you!
james: I hate you too!
sirius:
James:
sirius: *sobbing* you what?
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hearts4dorlene · 10 months
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Regulus: This book's too fucking big, how am I meant to finish it?
James: You're too fucking big but I have no problem fin-
Sirius: DON'T finish that I'm right here
Remus: Happy pride month guys
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Sirius: How does James even like you, I’m clearly the cooler Black. You suck
Regulus: And spit
Sirius: Well I suck and swallow soo
Regulus: Okay listen here you little piece of shit—
And that’s how Remus found them 2 hours later, debating on the best blowjob technique
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moonfulmoony · 7 months
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im convinced the black brothers were the biggest drama queens to ever walk the halls of howgarts
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