#skela speaks

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When I call tiktok users terminally online I acknowledge that I am also terminally online, tiktokers are just terminally online in a distinctly different and much worse way then I am

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Can't fucking believe I have to make content of my ocs for people to be curious about them that's actually such a fucking ripoff

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I'm a pathetic basic little boy because undertale still makes me cry

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Me eatin some fucking beans:

My brain every single time without fail:

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Is skylanders technically a Hack And Slash game because that idea is really funny to me

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Some Pokemon fans really need a sense of humor. I'm sorry but after years of people wanting dunsparce to get an epic evolution only for it to evolve into a slightly longer version of itself and its called fucking dundunsparce is the funniest shit ever and y'all won't admit it

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People getting banned from Twitter and scrambling here feels exactly like that Parks and Rec episode where Eagleton merged with Pawnee for financial problems and it was just

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If tumblr adds polls it shouldn't be an op only thing like videos I think we should be able to add them onto other people's posts as a new form of digital public execution

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Ty toy dragons are the most pathetic creatures I've ever see

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I think the Pokemon company should make a new animated series that's like a Planet Earth style nature documentary show about Pokemon. I'd pay any amount of money to get a full series of just that

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Jerma reddit is a whole other world

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When are we gonna start counting the daycare attendant from fnaf as a sexyman. I've complained before that the only thing I've seen as a result of following the fnaf tag is people that wanna fuck that goddamn sun and unfortunately I'm starting to think he fits all the sexyman criteria

Ugly af in canon

Basically only used for shipping content

Is always shipped with a y/n or themself

Gets completely removed from their source material/no other characters from the source material matter

Gets one million nonsense AUs made just for them

People want to fuck it

It's everywhere

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Discovered a new type of gender dysphoria where I don't want to appear more masculine, feminine, or androgynous, I want to look like a bone eating forest cryptid that screams like an elk

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Pokemon is awesome everyone was like "oh a prequel game where we play as one of the first researchers to make contact with Pokemon, so fascinating" but like no the protag is literally a fucking time traveler that got a fresh new iPhone from jesus tell me that isn't the greatest thing ever

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Ants are the coolest and most metal animal ever why haven't we gotten a warriors style novel series about them

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MAKING MYSELF SICK TRYING NOT TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF AT THIS REVIEW FOR BUGSNAX THAT MY FRIEND SENT ME