#skeletonposting

[chipper-skeleton]

THIS IS HOW I WANT THE SKELETON WAR TO GO BASICALLY

[heliopixels]

I CAST CANAL-BLOCKING-BOAT!!

Curse your supply chain!!

Signed,

Ever Wizard

FOOL THAT YOU ARE YOU DO NOT CONSIDER THE SHEER NUMBER OF OUR TROOPS. CALLING 10000000000 SKELETONS TO THE CANAL NOW WE HAVE TO MOVE THIS BOAT

[saschacantrip]

He feeble my mind until I... until I... uh... I...

[spineless-lobster]

Women love me for my sunken eyes and pale complexion

[the-alfreton]

Skeletons are the ultimate exercise in potential energy

Like you see these Bony Boys and you prepare yourself to hear a bad to the bone riff or a NYEH HEH HEH or some other variety of skulduggery and tomfoolery but for NOW

They are just. chilling there. hanging out. They're just there. They coudl do Things. But not right now (for now)

[lyrakeaton]

post: she got schmurmped on crazy style and inhaled seven metric liters of helium and exploded into confetti at the jester convention

me, now a skeleton: haha, meeee

[damiel-of-real]

started randomly thinking way too much about the difference between a vampire skeleton and a skeleton vampire, and how i would visually show the difference between the two ideas. anyway i figured it out

[bluseum]

i hope y’all are doing okay. the world isn’t right at the moment but at least we have Penis Discourse and Skeletonposting

[of-science-and-stars]

[A strange sign appears...]

[Do you follow it?]

i DO. For ice cream is made from milk and milk is good for my SKELETON BONES. Plus!! There's a skull on it! Clearly indicating friendliness to my kind :)

[heroes-wear-green]

[A strange sign appears...]

[Do you follow it?]

BOY, DO I!

[poisonsludge]

oh yeah? evil grody skeleton with beating heart inside.

[chipper-skeleton]

Hi hello, I am aware that skeleton war is against the wizard council rn, but do you accept independent lone wizzards as your allies? My bones may be covered in flesh but they do be sticking out-

[heliopixels]

I will now cast my FAVORITE SPELL

Tremble before the power of

LEMONY FRESH

.

.

.

On your MILK STORES!

Enjoy Your SPOILED MILK!

SKELETONS CANT EAT YOU'VE SPOILED YOUR OWN MILK STORES

HAVE FUN WITH CALCIUM DEFICIENCY

[saschacantrip]

The warre is dyre. Dyre indeed, that I should bear witness to TERF content on our bless'd Hellsite. Recover’d from mine injuries, I come to shayre with fellow wysardes mine abjurations most ardent:

1. Control Discourse

2. Alter Textpost

3. ‘Not' Cast Dominate Person

4. Trans Rights

Shouldst thou happen across a surviving TERF (warning; many now specialise in illusion magic), I recommend casting each in succession, followed by the potent hex known as PUNT.

[xxlet]

Surprise visit :) I cast

SUMMON BEAR

★••• Shit •••★

[bigguysupreme]

I am NOT a SMALL weenie. I am a BIG weenie!

Oooo you're gonna get it you fleshless silly goober!

I summon Ketamine Ape!

🦧 🦧 🦧 🦧🦧

🎺💀🎹🦧 🎸🦧🪗🦧🪘🦧🎤🦧

TOO NOT BIG ENOUGH TO DICAPLINE YOUR APES IN THE WAYS OF COMBAT, FOOLISH MAGE!!!!! All your apes in the band now [I'm on the trumpet]