#skits

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh my god yall remember that Irish grandad spongebob looks back on his life video

the guy has a fucken youtube and does MORE of em and he's only got like 5k subscribers yall PLEASE watch these im riveted

the spongebob one:

scooby doo one:

[shyjusticewarrior]

Dick: I don't know why people think I'm bisexual.

Selina: Wait, are you not bisexual?

Dick: No.

Tim: Well then why are you sitting like that?

Dick, sat in a ridiculous position: What?

Selina: You're sitting very bisexual-ly.

Dick: That- that's not a thing.

Tim: Also, the way you greet people is super bi.

Selina: Wait, how does he greet people?

Dick: *finger guns* Howdy.

Selina: Oh my god, that's so bi.

Dick: They're not real guns.

Tim: That's not- Wait, are you wearing a NASA shirt?

Dick: What's gay about NASA?

Tim: Nothing's gay about NASA.

Selina: But a lot is bi about NASA.

Tim: Specifically the apparel.

Selina: More specifically the people wearing the apparel.

Tim: *nods*

[hugecarls]

yeah! apple pie!

[marielucilfer]

How to convince your sister to take ugly Christmas sweater pics with you

ft. Mama V

[radaverse]

silly dad and daughter antics #1:

Dad Jokes

Next >

[ramensnodhorror]

theory

sum don't starve content :)

[monaliwing]

Credit to @collectivefandomstuff for the script!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

[sonicexelle-junkary]

Please enjoy a few dumb noncannon skits me and @moderator-monnie have made in the days since we’ve developed COTH.

[beauh]

It was SUCH AN HONOR to voice Eggman and Cyber Super Sonic in this amazing video!

I hope you all enjoy!

[dcmeme]

Talia wants visitation rights to part 4

Disclaimer: My post was NOT made with the intent of shaming/attacking other races and cultures. This is purely a comedy skit based on one of the many versions of Damian’s conception. It is not meant to offend nor shame anyone. I use multiple different versions of different events to come up with various skits normally comedy-centered and hadn’t known people would assume that the assault aspect of this event was in relation to the race of the character. Forgive if this previously came off otherwise and thank you to those kind enough to point this out to me in a civil, kind manor upon my confusion and defensiveness.

(Texting)

Talia: What do you mean how my son was conceived?

Selena: Oh sweetie you can’t be THAT stupid.

Selena: Please God tell me you are not ignorant enough to think any of that was consensual.

Talia:…

Talia: That is none of your business.

Selena: How the hell is it not my business when you basically assaulted my husband?

Talia: I just don’t think your opinion is necessary.

Selena: I warned you-

Talia: What could you possibly do to hurt me? I am Talia Al Ghul. Leader of the league of assassins. My father was the head of the Demon and

Selena: Since you apparently love a long ass introduction allow me to write one for you-

Selena: “My name is Talia Al Ghul and I am a Daddies girl who used a pit full of life reviving chemicals as a f*cking hottub as a teenager. Making me crazier than I already was,”

Selena: “,My mommy never loved me so hyper-fixated on babying my own son until I got tired of him decided to make a bunch of clones to spice things up a bit,”

Selena: “,Then I sent him to live with his biological father who resents me because I tried to force him to love me back through a string of drugs and violence,”

Selena: “,This then leading to a lot of emotional baggage for his future and the woman he actually does love.”

Talia:…

Selena: A little short I know but much more realistic than what you were saying.

[illusion-reality-steve]

I wonder what was going on in Rainbow's head through his summoning to the time he first became Sabre's friend

"Hmm...there is this guy who doesn't look like a Steve. He sounds so enthusiastic, but the moment he sees a Steve, his first response is violence. He captured and tormented me. And now we're friends? I know I have no memories, but I feel so much Deja Vu for some reason. I feel like if he raised his voice up a few pitches, he'll sound like someone I'm supposed to know."

[prozdvoices]

when the characters in the skit realize something

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 147

Dick: I'm ordering tacos, I'm gonna ask Babs what she wants.

Bruce: You don't know how your own woman likes her tacos?

Dick: No, I'm just going to ask her?

Bruce, to Cass and Steph: Ladies, if your man doesn't know your taco order, is he even your man?

Dick: Like you know Selina's entire order.

Bruce: Three tacos: two hard shell, one soft shell, all chicken. And always make sure there is sour cream on all of them. Lettuce on two: one hard, one soft. And pico de gallo on all.

Dick: ...

Bruce: Hot sauce on the side.

[hugecarls]

oh i won da gym badge but u won my heart 🔥🔥🔥

[troythecatfish]

Here’s my personal recommendation of a YouTube channel to check out: