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clayteland · 5 months ago
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Who else should I put here? Help.
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Btw, C.J. is my creepypasta oc, a simple russian who just loves to break skulls with her big double mallet, just a silly girlie ♡
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intimidating-fettuccine · 2 days ago
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Slender: You borrowed a crane?
Toby and Y/N: Not exactly.
Slender: You stole a crane?!
Toby and Y/N: Exactly.
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eldritchwaffless · 5 months ago
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I've been wanting to redesign and remade the SlenderMan for a while now...
My train of though about it (I say IT because it's not a person, it's not really a being in any way we could understand) would be to make it more akin to a sort of ThoughForm or a memetic virus.
The SlenderMan Isn't Real
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What is it then? Like I said, it's a Memetic virus, something which can only "exist" within our mind and collective consciousness.
The SlenderMan isn't real
But something is real... when people go in the forest sometime they feel something...
watching them...
Even when they come back it's still there...
Always watching...
sometime they film or take pictures while in the forest, and when they look at the footage it's all scrambled, distorted. But they could swear that they can see it... There's something there, a colossal shape within the trees... They talk to it to others, show the tapes but they can't see it... They're definitely something wrong with the tape, but they can't put their finger on it...
The SlenderMan isn't real...
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avargskeletorium · 8 months ago
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Marble Hornets stuff
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fattuccini-afraido · 8 months ago
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Y/N: This is too hot, I can't eat this.
Jeff: You're too hot and that doesn't stop me from eating you.
Helen, chokes:
Slenderman: ONE DINNER. ALL I WANT IS ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER.
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capricorn-writes2 · 2 years ago
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Hello, I came because I was looking for things about creepypasta, it's been so long that I really think it's already a little dead- and I saw your writing about them so I came to ask something about that if you still write for them well am I lucky? Anyway, here I go…
slenderman with someone who hangs on him like a koala-
you can include his reaction when it first happened if you want
Slenderman, Jason The Toy Maker, Laughing Jack and Splendorman with S/O who Hangs On Them Like a Koala
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A/N: Thank you Anon for requesting this HCS! I'm sorry for the long update, it has been such a hectic day because of college and research. I hope you understand! Also, this is one of the funniest requests I have received and this makes my day. Thank you for requesting.
Gender: Neutral
Warning: None except profanities
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Slenderman
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It is canon that Slenderman is very tall, above than ten feet tall so it was no wonder many people are scared of this faceless creature and no one has a gut to mess with him.
So it is no surprise that you are imagining yourself hanging onto your romantic partner like a monkey that is hanging onto a tree, it is quite an amusing sight.
Because of these thoughts, you finally have the courage to do it just to see your boyfriend's reaction if you are hanging onto him and latching him like a koala would.
Slenderman's first-time reaction when you hung onto his arm like a koala, he was not only surprised but he was also quite confused about why are you hanging onto his arms.
"Darling, why are you hanging into my arms like this. Do you realize that...I am not a tree?" He raised his unexistent eyebrows in confusion.
The second time you are latching up to him and hanging onto his arms like a koala. He is not as much as surprised as before but he was still confused like the first time you were hanging onto his arm before.
"Why do you hang onto his arms like that? Is there any purpose? Or are you just bored and want to entertain yourself by clinging to my arm?" That is mostly what would Slenderman ask himself when looking at you while you are still hanging onto him.
As time goes by and you're always latching up to his arms like a koala would, he would just gonna let you be even though it would annoy him sometimes when he is busy.
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Having Slenderman as your romantic partner has its own perks, especially if you are a book and literature lover because your boyfriend does collect some fiction books with great plot stories and characters. You have free access to your boyfriend's private library and his office room without getting killed in the place.
However, that does not mean you can be fully entertained even if you have this access and you need more than just Reading books to make yourself not get bored. The poor (Y/N) NEED more, it could be going outside and wandering around in the forest, interacting with the other proxies, or anything that just can kill your boredom.
The grandpa clock on the wall still ticking painfully and Slenderman is busy reading the books that he got from stealing other creatures' libraries, for what? Who knows, you never understand your boyfriend's mindset and goal.
Not wanting to die out of boredom, an idea popped and crossed into your mind and the corner of your lips tugged upwards but it was stopped immediately by Slenderman's words."(Y/N) darling, please don't even think like that. I am busy reading this book and don't bother me." But that did not stop the (Y/N) (L/N). Walking very slowly towards your tall faceless boyfriend, there was a buzzing noise in (Y/N)'s head but she/he/they decide to ignore the sound as it gets louder and louder whereas you were getting closer to the faceless giant in front of you. Without any second thought, you leapt into the air as the calves of your legs used as a spring.
"(Y/N)-!" Slenderman accidentally threw his book away seeing you suddenly tackling him. Both of your arms were tightly wrapped around his torso as well as both of your legs. An innocent smile adorned across of your face with a twinkle in both of your eyes that shows 'mischief." He was standing there, frozen in surprise seeing you acting like this but it did not last long before Slenderman takes a deep breath.
"Fine....just don't bother me while I'm reading," Slenderman mutters.
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Splendorman
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Now Splendorman may be as tall as his older but he was a little bit shorter than his faceless stuck-up brother so it also means you can hang onto your boyfriend, Splendorman.
Unlike his brother, Splendorman has also more patience than his brother so it was no surprise that you didn't get unpunished by his reaction when you were hanging onto his arms.
There would be even a time he is encouraging you to climb him and then hanging onto his arms like a koala, then. He would laugh because he thinks it was rather funny.
The first time this happens, Splendorman was very surprised by you climbing and hanging onto his arms like a koala. He did not expect it but he did not mind it instead, he find this sight amusing.
He could not help but let out some small giggles here and there while watching you do that. he thinks you look adorable like this and even sometimes even offers you some candy while you are climbing his arms.
Not only he does gives candy to you to make you happy but he also swings his arms gently to rock you if you are getting bored and need some kind of challenge, he wong swings too hard to make you fall off.
He won't get annoyed like Slenderman does if you keep swinging or climbing him like a Koala every day, he just genuinely thinks you are bored and need entertainment or be affectionate.
Thus, if you want to cling to someone like a koala? It is better having him as the 'tree'. He genuinely thinks you look cute doing this to him.
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Lights are everywhere inside the carnival as well as sounds of people chattering around despite the sound was not from a real human. Those loud and lingering sounds actually came from the radio and the speaker just to make the carnival less lonely. A certain peculiar person with (H/C) hair colour and (E/C) eye colour had a date with a certain smiling man.
The two of you hold hands together with a blush adorning both of your cheeks, smiling happily and walking with the certain giant with a polka dot suit. He has been spoiling you since Valentine's day and today he brought you to his personal carnival which is less creepy than Laughing Jack's carnival.
"(Y/N) Sweetiepie. I have a surprise for you but you need to close your eyes and follow me," Splendorman's grin widened.
"What kind of surprise?" You ask him.
"Oh honey, it's a surprise. If I tell you, it wouldn't be a surprise anymore," he puffs both of his cheeks playfully, making himself look like a squirrel.
"Alright, fine. Just don't give me a poisonous candy like that jerk, Laughing Jack," you told him
"I promise I won't," he gently put the blindfold over of your eyes before tying the end of the cloth.
His large and cold hands gently held both of your smaller hands before gently pulling you, "Follow me..." he whispers. Believing your boyfriend, you began stepping forward and following his voice as well as his lead, wondering what kind of surprise he is going to give you.
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It was quite a long walk and (Y/N) could feel both of their/her/his feet began aching in pain after a long stroll together with Splendorman. His voice reaches out to your ears once the two of you stop together, "Now, you can open the blindfold." Your heart began beating like crazy as if it was just gonna pop out of nowhere but you knew Splendorman will never endanger you in any way.
Lowering the blindfold carefully, both of your eyes widen in surprise to see several boxes laid on top of the tables with a pair of chairs facing each other. Of course near the table, there is an enormous teddy bear holding a red heart with a written 'I love you.'
(Y/N) could not help but the smile across your face brightens seeing all of the surprises that Splendorman gave you before you jump up to your boyfriend, squealing in happiness and wrapping your arms around his torso, nuzzling your head on the crook of his neck and hugging him as if he was a soft teddy bear.
The smiling man could not help but he was utterly surprised seeing your reaction but it did not last long as a chuckle escapes from his throat, wrapping his tendrils and arms around you and hugging you closer before his lips placed on top of the crown of your head, "I'm glad you like it, (Y/N)."
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Laughing Jack
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Laughing Jack might be one of the tallest proxies in the mansion among the killers after Splendorman and Slenderman but he's also a little bit shorter than them.
Thus, he is also can be climbed like a tree and hugging him like a koala when you are getting bored. Unlike Slenderman, he did not find this strange.
He also did not find it annoying either. Just like Splendorman, he thinks this sight might be really amusing because he did not think you are going to pull this kind of stunt.
However, he is not as nice as Splendorman who he just gonna let you be hanging onto him like a koala peacefully. Nope, Laughing Jack can be a little bit of an ass.
The reason I am saying this is because he will in fact gonna swing your pretty hard just to scare you off and pretend he will gonna drop you just for shit giggles.
Oh, you are still not getting scared by that prank that he just pull out on you? he will do so much worse than just swinging you hard. Laughing Jack would even try to tickle you out of nowhere until you laugh your ass off and let him go.
He's not going to be ass forever though so don't worry about him keep being an annoying piece of shit. WHen he was nice, he would offer you a candy that is not poisonous and save for you to eat.
Sometimes would let you hang onto him while he is watching his favorite shows and would be sweet enough for cuddling you closer to his arms
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it was never a boring day having Laughing Jack as your boyfriend, he always had a bright idea to make the day more fun and enjoyable despite it can be sometimes really chaotic and could make Slenderman angry because of the mess. But it did not last long until recently.
Today there's supposed to be a mission given by the faceless man to you and your boyfriend by killing people who found out about their secret but those people already got handled by Jeff and Eyeless Jack on the day beforehand so the two of you had a free time after all of those dramas.
(Y/N) and Laughing Jack currently sitting on the couch together with the middle of the sofa are a bowl of wrapped hard candies that Laughing Jack had made for you and himself while watching whatever in front of the TV.
Both of the lids of (Y/N) eyes were getting heavy and heavier with each second, the boredom slowly going to kill them/her/him and going to make (Y/N) fall asleep at any second whereas the certain clown enjoys the horror show about a clown dismembering children. It's not really a TV show, it was a recorded video of him torturing children.
But it did not last long as your eyes opened once again and both of (E/C) eye colours landed on the monochrome clown who keeps giggling like a madman and an idea popped across your mind. The clown did not notice that you were moving very slowly, getting closer to him with each second.
BAM!
Laughing Jack yelped and then his eyes shited at the certain (H/C) hair-coloured killer who already tackling him down. Both of her/his/their arms wrapped around the monochrome clown torso and a smile danced across of (Y/N)'s face. Instead of getting angry, Laughing Jack laughed out loud, seeing what (Y/N)'s just did was hella hilarious.
"HAHAHAHAHA! YOU LOOK LIKE A KOALA!" He pointed out.
"I'm aware of that," you retaliate, popping the tongue out from your mouth.
"Hehehe, were you bored? I'm sorry my little kitten getting bored," he said before one of his fingers took one of the candies and put the sweet inside of your mouth. Accepting his gesture, your lips parted away and let the sweet glide inside of your mouth with a lemon-like flavour covered your whole mouth.
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Jason the Toymaker
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Just like Laughing Jack, Jason the Toymaker might be a little bit calmer than Laughing Jack but that doesn't mean he hates physical touch, especially by you.
He might be not as tall as Slenderman and Splendorman but his height is almost the same as Laughing Jack (Which means, he is quite really tall).
So seeing you hanging onto him and cuddling him like a a koala latching on the tree makes his cold heart box melt seeing you like this.
Although he does finds it a little bit weird you're doing this because just like 'Am I really climbable? Why is (Y/N) clinging to my arms like a koala?'
Cuz he never sees adults doing this, he only sees kids doing this and his ex-friend too but that girl was when she was still a kid too although he did not mind it in the end.
He's less of a jerk like Laughing Jack because he's not going to scare you off on purpose just for shit and giggles but he does find it annoying if you do this when he is trying to make a doll.
Just don't hang onto him like a koala when he's working or he will give the scariest glare at you before he kicks you out of his room for distracting him from his job.
Overall, just like a Splendorman and Laughing Jack but much calmer than the two of them. Loves you when you're clingy like this, especially when the two of you hanging out together.
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Tonight was the day after all of the children he had brought turned into a doll and the certain doll maker finally had free time to hang out together with his S/O. Sweats have been trickling down from the scalp of his forehead and those dolls got sent away. Jason the Toymaker is definitely tired after all of the missions that Slenderman has given to him.
He could not wait to just hang out with you and spend the rest of the time together doing something relaxing or maybe going out to ease his upcoming headache. The certain red-haired killer trudges slowly from the abandoned hallway and leaves the dark hallway before he went to the closest room which is the living room.
Inside the living room, he can see the certain killer with (H/C) hair colour with a (H/L) Hair length, the particular person also has a pair of (E/C) eye colours as well as (S/C) skin colour on the screen in front of them/her/him. (Y/N) could not help but yawn as their/her/his finger keeps pressing on the button of the remote TV, keep changing the channels to find an interesting show but none of them made you get excited enough.
Jason could not help but silently chuckles as he sees your condition, he found it was a little bit funny but also a little bit sad that you're bored out of your mind. Even the news that shows the recent kill that proxies had done did not make (Y/N) giddy at all. Instead, it makes (Y/N) yawn harder than before.
Jason slowly approaches you as your ears pick up the sound of his footsteps getting closer to you and your eyes shifted to the certain toymaker. Despite he was grinning creepily, it was just his happy smile as he sees you, "Are you bored, darling?" Jason the Toymaker asks.
You did not say anything to him but to answer his question, you gave him a brief nod before you shifted your butt away from the couch, letting your boyfriend sit next to you. But your next action made the poor red-haired killer startled a little bit. Both of your arms wrapped around his shoulder with legs also wrapped around his waist, gently placing your head on his cold shoulder and nuzzling your head on the crook of his neck.
"Uhh..darling? What are you doing??" he asks, raising his eyebrows a little bit but also smiling a little bit, finding this scene to be amusing.
"Hanging to you like a koala...now shut up," you mumble.
Hearing your answer, Jason could not help but rolls his green eyes playfully at you before he places his long slender fingers on top of your hand, gently giving a soothing rub on the back of your head. He's glad that you're acting a little bit clingy today despite you look like a koala hanging onto him.
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slashycassy · 2 months ago
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My Creepypasta global headcanons part1
Here are some of my general headcanon headcanon for some well-known creepypasta
Starring for this Jeff The Killer, Ben Drowned, Eyeless Jack, Slenderman and Ticci Toby
TW: none, juste the mention of mature content in ben part
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Jeff The Killer:
-His skin is rough at the touch and textured. He actually hates his new skin texture because it can scrape on soft blankets. He finds it frustrating.
-He dyes his hair black relatively often since it’s not his real hair color, his hair feels like dry hay.
-He has no idea that Liu is still alive, and even if he meets him someday, he will deny it.
-Gets make fun of his catchphrase: ‘Go To Sleep’ by a lot of people, but they don’t show it to him.
-He acts like a douchebag and he knows it.
-He has a picture of him for his phone wallpaper.
-Rolls his own cigarettes, does it really badly and that’s why you’ll get reject if you ask him one.
-Can’t stand the smell of cooked broccoli and cauliflower.
-He’s 5’6, or 1m73.
-He doesn’t shower a lot, we kind of force him. So he smells pretty bad.
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Ben Drowned:
-Would be a great Twitch streamer if he wanted to.
-Collections retro games and games consoles.
-Would and will drink battery acid on a daily basis (yknow the drink where you mix up monster energy and a ton of sour candies)
-Is great at any video games
-Can hack a bunch of electronic devices.
-Is 5 feet tall (1m55)
-Is one of the youngest in the mansion. I remember how we used to headcanon him as a perv, but I feel like, due to his young age and unrestricted internet access, he would act like a teenager discovering sex through the internet. He’s not a perv but he knows things he shouldn’t know. And definitely have unrealistic view about it.
-Can’t take baths (for obvious reasons)
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Eyeless Jack:
-A neat freak. I don’t know why but I feel he is.
-Hates sweet food.
-Speaking of food, we all know he eats kidneys. He can actually eats normal and uncannibalistic food, he just doesn’t digest it very well.
-He likes eating kidneys with kidney stones in them. It’s crunchy.
-Doesn’t remove his mask until he’s in the privacy of his room. So when in public, he eats with his mask on.
-He regularly cleans his mask. Because between the black liquid and the some food stains, it gets pretty dirty.
-Is 5’8 (1m79)
-Pointy sharp teeth and three tongues.
-Zones out quite frequently so he just stops, looking at you like o-o
-Owns way too much medical supplies.
-He enjoys soft music and classical.
-Bad eyesight, because of the black liquid.
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Slenderman:
-We all know he’s faceless alright. But I think, like his brothers Offenderman and Splendorman, he actually have a mouth, more like Offy style. Like he can rips his lower face apart to reveal a mouth full of teeth. (Hear me out on that one please)
-He’s 9 feet tall, or 2m80.
-Has a collection of multiple suits and ties. Because they look alike and/or are the same color, no one seems to notice that he changes clothes.
-You can consider him as a straight edge, finding drugs and alcohol repulsive. He forbid their uses in the manor. His limit is the use of cigarettes, that he allows the creeps and proxies to use outside and very much away from him.
-I don’t see him as the father figure as he is depicted sometimes in the fandom. He’s distant with the creeps, even more with his proxies and wants to keep it that way. He’s harsh, authoritarian, sort of mean. His only exception is Sally because of her young age and innocence, even here, he mostly acts like a distant father.
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Tobias Rogers/Ticci Toby:
-Doesn’t like fire, or the mention of it. Seeing and/or hearing a light being lit could badly trigger him.
-Had tried to take medication to suppress his hyperactivity, it didn’t work very well. Also tried methylphenidate for a better concentration during mission. Didn’t work well too.
-Waffles and him are a huge love story. He likes them with maple syrup and whipped cream.
-Is 5’5 (1m68)
-Likes animals and bugs, but the most weird ones likes stick bugs or hyenas.
-Likes to pester the other proxies and the creeps. His favorite to pester is Masky, because he likes the reactions he has towards him, sometimes escalating too much that someone (Hoodie) must intervene.
-Bites his fingers and nails. It makes his fingertips rough and sometime sharp, due to the skin drying and healing permanently.
-Looks dumb and childish but he actually isn’t. He still struggles to handle his tics and hyperactivity but e does his best.
-His favorite snacks are goldfish and cheddar chips.
-One day, Ben tried to make him taste battery acid. Let’s just say he was a hyperactive menace for at least two days.
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moriitis · 3 months ago
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Hiii sorry if this is a silly ask but do any of the creeps have any fears? Like are any of them just silly or serious? I'm curious abt your take on it!
- 🐟 anon
This is never a silly ask. I love this. Of course they have fears! I think a lot of their fears stems from their abuse/trauma so it's hard for them to overcome them.
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Toby.
Becoming his father.
Losing loved ones.
Death.
Crabs. Dude hates crabs.
Jeff.
Fire.
Crowds of people.
Not really a fear but he hates feet LMAO.
Ben.
Water.
High pitched buzzing.
Sudden movements, just doesn't sit right with him. He's like a cat.
Laughing Jack.
Being abandoned.
Being forgotten.
Being used.
Jane.
Men.
Becoming lost.
Nina.
Breaking a nail.
Or losing her phone.
More afraid of the dark.
Really hates growling too. Just scares the fuck out of her.
Kate.
Losing herself.
Losing her friends.
The idea of waking up in the middle of nowhere.
Losing her memory.
Racoons scare her a little too.
Clockwork.
Losing the people she cares deeply about.
Hates bugs. Any bug, she's a hater.
Brian.
Losing himself.
Remembering things he doesn't want to remember.
Becoming an asshole.
Spiders.
Losing Tim.
Tim.
Losing Brian.
Forgetting himself.
Slender.
Doing anything he could regret.
Losing his memory.
Slender.
Toby. Dude is feral.
Bloody Painter.
Becoming sick or ill.
Anything that's medical really.
Being restrained.
Sally.
Being touched without her permission.
Or if someone suddenly grabs her shoulders to scare her.
Someone trying to jump scare her.
Dark corridors.
Cars.
Eyeless Jack.
Being snuck up on.
Someone watching him.
Losing himself.
Losing his hearing.
Death.
I couldn't think of many silly fears LMAO sorry.
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bloodblanks · 1 year ago
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headcanon:
slenderman is eerily quiet during sex. he is expressionless and does not moan. but he can dirty talk and make static sounds, if you’re into that.
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scary-noodlesblog · 2 months ago
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PLEASE DO ANYTHING FOR SLENDERMAN.IM BEGGING
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Slenderman Dating Hcs
Tw: none? I think? Tentacles? But not sexual. Just fluffy. Any gender reader
A hopeless romantic when he has the time
However i hope you enjoy some alone time cuz this man is busy
Or he's fine if you hang out in his office as long as hes not in a meeting with the proxies
Likes to carry you around, in his arms or his tendrils
Will literally walk down the stairs with a tendril holding you around your waist behind him, you just dangle
He thinks you're so cute, solely because you're so much smaller than him
Likes to have you in his lap when hes working, again as long as hes not in a meeting
He puts a designated spot for you in his office, a comfy lil sofa, mini fridge and activities
Likes to read to you
You have like, immunity to anything in the mansion
Slender would kill any resident for threatening you let alone doing actual harm
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koibitogata · 9 months ago
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okay okay. dancing w the pasta hcs. how do they dance?? how shitty are they at it?? or good are they?? whos the best?? who would just spin you both in circles and count that as dancing?? (no nsfw pls!! minor anon here) IVE SEEN YOU SAY THAT YOU WANT REQS BUT IGNORE THIS IF THAT CHANGES!!!!
jeff
- knows NOTHING about dancing
- so you (attempt to) teach him, but he has two left feet and keeps stepping on you.
- he mutters quick but genuine apologies under his breath, and you forgive him.
- arguably the worst of the bunch at dancing.
ej
- surprisingly good at it
- in fact, he’s good enough to instruct you here and there, and understands what sort of dance is suitable for what kind of music
- if you can keep up with him, he’s actually good at the stuff
- but if you need to slow down, he’ll act as an instructor of sorts
slenderman
- the best by far at dancing.
- having been alive for ages, Slender possesses bits of trivia even scientists wouldn’t get their hands on for the next few decades to come.
- at his full potential, he could be mistaken for a professional ballroom dancer…except for the fact that he’s 3 meters tall and definitely could not fit into society.
- he even has his own collection of ballroom music to dance to.
BEN
- “isn’t that just stepping randomly together in the same direction at the same time?”
- he knows the definition of dancing…but cannot dance.
- actually ACTUALLY unironically thinks that whatever he said earlier is correct. you spend about 10 minutes debating over it before he finally agrees to it, albeit reluctantly.
- he ends up just spinning you in circles and counting that as dancing because he’s so against “spamming WASD”. (he means walking in circles together.)
- but a couple days after this, you catch him researching ballroom dancing.
tim
- grumbles a little at the beginning, but takes you in his arms nonetheless.
- takes very careful steps around your feet to make sure he doesn’t step on you. you suppose he at least knows where he can mess up, and takes care not to.
- he gets better at it as you go along, his steps getting a little less clumsy and hesitant.
- and by the end, you swear you catch him enjoying himself a little, a crinkle of his eye and a curl of his lip upwards.
brian
uses common sense through it all.
was never taught to dance, but can guess what it is.
his footsteps are light and surprisingly nimble for someone who claims to not know what he’s doing.
at the end of it, when he pecks you on the lips, you’re left wondering if he really didn’t know what dancing was.
toby
an absolute disaster of two left feet and a palm on the floor. which is what he actually thinks you’re asking him to do—breakdance.
“…Ballroom dancing?” he repeats after you like it’s a foreign phrase.
it’s going to be a long day, you think to yourself, as you take his trembling hands in your own.
by the end, he’s stepped on you about 52 times.
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kiymathefreaker · 3 months ago
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Married to Slenderman or being his S/O? I hope this isn't too specific! I love my scary husband!!
OOOOH I love this
BEING MARRIED TO SLENDERMAN / BEING HIS S/O
•First of all, I don’t think Slender is a cutie patootie like other people in the fandom hc him as.
•I think he’s a dangerous and ruthless entity which would do anything for power.
•But for his one and only S/O, yeah things change.
•I think being chosen as Slenderman’s S/O is something really special.
•You are his human, you are chosen by Slenderman itself and it should be an honor.
•Okay enough meat riding Slender, back to your request.
•Slender is a busy man, he has many jobs to do and many men to kill.
•But he will always make time for you, his little human.
•He’s supposed to have a meeting with the proxys? Yeah you’re there sitting at the head of the table giving your own ideas.
•He has paperwork to do? You’re sitting on his lap helping him with grouping files.
•I don’t think Slenderman knows how to cook since he never needed it, but he will definitely help you with it.
•He would help you get things from cabinets you are not able to reach, he would help you with grinding and cutting things cause like he has 20 tentacles he can do all of that at once.
•I hc that Slender would be a clean freak, so cleaning by yourself is out of the question for you.
•He would help you clean, probably do a lot of things by himself honestly, and give you tips about what would work best on the mold that has been growing on the walls of your house LMFAOOO.
•He would spoil his lover honestly cause why wouldn’t he?
•He would send the proxys to get you things that you want, would throw feasts for your birthday and special occasions like your anniversaries and stuff.
•He would bathe and feed you when you get tired, would spoil you to death and would not take excuses from you.
•Overall, the would be an affectionate and loving S/O with great communication skills despite not having a mouth LOL.
Its my first time writing for Slenderman so I hope you liked it, Iet me know if you want to see more of this scenario because I feel like I wrote less than I would normally
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Can we have a list for who’s the loudest and who’s the quietest in bed?👀 👀
I could've sworn I'd done this before, but I can't find it so here we go :p This is a combination of overall volume control and how vocal they're being
Thank god the walls are soundproofed Toby BEN Jeff Candy Splendor Hobo LJ Kate Sully Nina Masky Offender Liu Smiley Jason Slender Natalie Brian Puppeteer Jane Tim Zalgo Trender EJ Helen Hoodie Volume control so good nobody would suspect a thing
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clayteland · 5 months ago
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Idk, I was bored.
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fattuccini-afraido · 4 months ago
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Slenderman: Did none of you hear what I just said?!
Toby: I've been zoned out for the last two hours.
Y/N: I got distracted halfway through.
Jeff: Ignoring you was a concious decision.
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character-kai · 1 year ago
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Weird (creepypasta only) headcanon but I feel like the mansion changes based on who lives there and their needs. It’s ever growing, changing, and it never quite looks the same. I feel like the mansion would kind of be an extension of slenderman in a way, and maybe even a living entity itself. Of course I’m draw to a kind of ‘House of Leaves’ like concept, but I also feel like it might be reminiscent of the house in What Remains of Edith Finch, or even the Winchester House. Abandoned rooms of long forgotten proxies locked away, their history only to be left to the imagination. Hallways that seem to go on forever, progressively getting more decrepit and dated as you head deeper into the bowels of the house. The victorian architecture remains characteristic throughout the building, but certain areas seem to change in style slightly. The stain on the woodwork suddenly changes tint. The ornate details on the mantle and plethora of twisting staircases seem to change artists every so often. And every carving, painting, or sculpture of a person seems ever so slightly off. If you were to bring a piece of art with the portrait of a loved one, their face would morph so slowly over time to resemble someone else that you may never even notice. The man in that photo isn’t your friend, he never even existed in the first place.
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