#slime speak

[galaxyslime]

Gender neutral terms are great and all but "nibling" is an overtly reddit word

[greenslime69]

The ninth doctor was so insane fr he was like I watched my planet get destroyed and I can't share this trauma with anyone. I will fix this by befriending a human girl and taking her to see her planet get destroyed. This is normal behaviour.

[heehoothefool]

"Are cishet ace/aro men queer" holy fuck you people are just awful huh. Really just showing that we haven't moved past the Basically Straight ideology.

As a cisgender, heteroromantic ace individual myself, allow me to tell you a little bit about myself.

I spent most of my life wondering what was wrong with me. I knew very quickly that many of the people who confessed their love for me would not want me the moment they found out I was averse to sex. I would daydream of various men I'd had crushes on over the years spending time with me in ways I was comfortable, but rarely did I confess my feelings because a simple saying rang in my ears.

"You'll never find a man who will love you without sex."

And the people in my Instagram DMs who would call me baby and then ghost me after they figured out the flag in my profile picture spoke volumes to that. I was only desirable because I was physically attractive. No one wanted to love my personality, not if they couldn't also fuck me. It just wasn't an option.

I have been ostracized. I have been told I don't belong. The straight community does not want me because I do not actively desire sex. The very people you're trying to lump me in with because I'm "basically straight" will not claim me because I am not like them.

I am The Other. I am Less Than. I am Strange. I am Queer.

A person born male, who identifies as a man, and is attracted to women exclusively but only in one way (romantic) or the other (sexual) is queer.

That is a man who either does not desire sex, and is therefore Not Really A Man by society's gender standards and expectations, or does not desire a romantic relationship/wife/girlfriend and is called a manwhore dirtbag who sleeps around or is asked eternally by family and maybe partners who don't get it When He's Going To Get Married.

To be straight requires you to identify with your gender assigned at birth, to feel romantic attraction to the opposite gender exclusively, to feel sexual attraction to the opposite gender exclusively, and to only desire monogamy in that relationship.

A man, born a man, who is not romantically attracted women, but sexually attracted to them, is not straight.

A man, born a man, who is romantically attracted to women, but not sexually attracted to women, is not straight.

There is no debate. Yes, even the Demisexuals and Demiromantics. Yes, even the ones who are capable of feeling these things only under the right conditions.

They're all queer. Every single one. Because they deviate from the idea that Every Man Wants To Fuck A Woman And Be A Loving Husband By Default.

If you disagree with any part of this post get the fuck off my blog. If you try to start shit in the notes or in my asks you're getting blocked.

We're here. We're queer. Fucking deal with it.

[slimesleep]

EVERYBODY STAY CALM. ITS HAPPENING

[puppygirl-panopticon]

The average girl thinks about being controlled and sexually used by a slime girl at least (7) times a day

[zeb-z]

POV: you’re philza minecraft

[mitskikissme]

Happy halloween! Stay safe out there!!

[apollos-boyfriend]

apparently i never learn my lesson so. a quick familial relationship chart of the eggs and their parents.

[smallidarity]

more symbiote au doodles yippee ^-^

[cosmica-galaxy]

Thanks to the Slime Rancher Anon, I had brainrot for the last 48 hours.

Now I’m getting crossover requests for madcom and other videogames and I AM LOVING IT.

[mothmags]

minecraft men

[galaxyslime]

Whenever my mom oversteps a boundary or makes me uncomfortable I send her an AI image of Hatsune Miku as the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus and a soda or snack.

[ghost-format]

Dang, Sunny really heard about Slime, looked at him once, and went “I can fix you”

[heehoothefool]

Cannot stand the new Mobile Discord UI, actually. Like. Why? Just why? I liked that it reflected Desktop, it was simple to understand and use and all the information I needed (locations of unread messages) were all in one spot instead of split up by buttons on a hot bar.

Also that DMs tab is fucking trash, dude, that triggers every part of my ADHD so bad, why does it look like a screen of emails what is WRONG with you people?

And why is the settings button so stupidly difficult to find? Like it should not be that small and take that many steps to get to. What the fuck?

I've already used a process to rollback to an older version of the app but like why can't there just be a toggle? Why can't we let apps be unique and have unique interfaces instead of trying to make them all work the fucking same? I use Discord because it ISN'T Amino or Instagram or Google Hangouts or Skype or Steam or anything like them! That's the point! That's the fucking point!

Stop fucking homogeonizing everything into Messenger App #57! This fucking sucks!

[slimesleep]

crumb would do numbers on tumblr

[giggly-squiggily]

WAIT WAITWIATWAITWAITWAITWA

SQUIGGLY

OJIRO IS CANNONICALLY TCKLISH?????????

Omg hes so underrated i lve him sm hes so cute

(from chapter 6 of the bnha team up missions)

OK ANYWAYS MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS

*sobs* LOOK AT EM!!! He’s so cute with his squishy face and his tail shot up and just- HWNSNSNSNSNDMSMS 😍😍😍😍 I need to binge read Team Up Missions like- right now ajsnwnsnnwsn

MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEWYEAR!!!