#slirp

[thehobbutts]

i love me a salty broth

[takami-takami]

Putting my head in my hands.

I started watching Loki. My Loki phase in high school is coming back full force and I am desperately trying to shove it down in a box but oh my fucking god he looks so fun to write.

[possibly-a-table-or-just-gay]

🍧

:P

[fatuifucker]

i built my account with scara stans and now i cant be insane for childe WHO WILL GET IT IF I SAY CHILDE IS LITERALLY PERCY JACKSON

[beneviento-trash]

Me letting Donna know I want sexy times

[dreemwalker]

Who wants to watch my brain slowly liquify and drip out my nose like a smoothy

[hiveswap]

Fun fact you dont need go slirp instant noodles just because you read somewhere on a weeb site that japanese people do it

[rats-and-clovers]

slirp?

[funnyshark]

slirp slurp twice as thirsty

[jawritter]

Hey Jen! Congrats on 3k! Well deserved because you are one of my absolute favorites. So here's my submission.

Tell me about being married to Jensen and finally its summer which means loads of time together after he's been away doing press and traveling for The Boys. Knowing he's going to be home he finds the reader sitting by the pool, sucking on a Popsicle. Teasing him definitely. He of course can only take so much given having been away from the reader for to long and he just snaps leading to him taking his wife, the reader.

Baby, Let’s Put On A Show

Warning: Smut, Somewhat public smut, teasing. Written in Jensen’s POV. Language.

Pairing: Jensen Ackles x Reader

Word Count: 343

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Jensen felt as if his every nerve ending was on fire, and it had nothing to do with the extreme Texas heat. It did however have everything to do with his wife, who was stretched out on a pool chair, a deep cherry red popsicle sucked deep inside her red stained lips, her tongue wrapped around the frozen treat as she hummed in delight. Clearly she was proud of herself for teasing him, because he was sure he was doing a piss-poor job at hiding the torment he was in. 

She made quiet a show of pulling the fucking thing almost completely out of her mouth, all but the dripping tip, and sucking it back in slowly, sending drops of red liquid down her chin and onto the swells of her breast, and he damn near whimpered audibly. His cock heavy and swollen, his swimming trunks doing little to hide anything from view at all. 

“Can I help you with something babe,” she smirked at him, pulling what was left to the popsicle from the stick with her dampened lips with an exaggerated slirp, and that was it, it was all he could take. 

He doesn’t remember continuously telling his feet to move, but before he’d realized it, he’d crossed the small distance between pool chairs and was on her like some primal, sex deprived animal, growling as he claimed her mouth with a rough kiss that was all tongue and teeth, the kind that left them both panting when he finally pulled away, ripping her bikini bottom off with one pull of the dainty little string on her side, bring a victorious squeal of delight from her. 

“Wanna fucking tease me,” Jensen growled as he fisted his thick cock from his shorts, lining up to her already dripping entrance. “Wanna put on a little show?” He continued as he thrust roughly into her, bringing his hand up to cover her mouth and muffle her scream. “Then baby, let’s put on a show. Give the neighbors something to talk about at the next PTA meeting.”

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[lordtonic]

the sketchy linework/organized chaos is quite unique to you, and I know when i first met u and saw ur art I wanted to draw like you. I wanted that chaos tbh! Makes me wanna slirp it up like sketti

AWWWW IM GLAD U FOUND SOMETHING IN MY FUNNY MESS THAT U LIKE that makes me so happy!!!!!!!!!! omg...w the meatball and sauce??? 11 herbs?? and spices??

[solarsleepless]

MADDIE GETTING ALL EXCITED WHEN SHE GETS IN A CAR FOR THE FIRST TIME, MADDIE SAYING DEWEY IS STINKY AND SAYING HE NEEDS A SHOWER, "well, don't you look pretty?" TEASING WHEN HE'S ACC SHOWERED, MADDIE REPEATEDLY ASKING FOR A GUN, MADDIE TELLING SHITTY JOKES FROM THAT JOKE BOOK, DEWEY SLOWLY WARMING UP TO MADDIE WITH SAID SHITTY JOKES, DEWEY SLIRPING THAT COFFEE OVERLY LOUD BECAUSE HE CAN, MADDIE "i'm not even tired-" *is sleeping for most of the ride*, "that is so goddamn stupid." AND "you laughed motherfucker."

YEAH. SORRY NOT SORRY FDKSJHFDS

the runs in your jeans joke is SO maddie coded it's insane

also maddox taking one sniff of the coffee and gagging <3

[theanti90smovement]

Remember when everyone on here wanted that vacuum from teletubbies to suck them off??? Like slirp slurp lol!??????

[catmanbowser]

Slirp. Slinver. Slug.

[thots4hee]

You when you give feedback

THIS IS SO ACCURATE???? TF

REMINDS ME TO GIVE THE ARCHER AND HIS QUEEN FEEDBACK CAUSE U DESERVE TO KNOW HOW IM AMAZED I WAS AND TF NANA U NEVER FAIL TO SERVE SUCH DELICIOUS AND SCRUMPTIOUS TREATS.

GLOB GLOB GLOB SLIRP SLRUP SLURP

OKAY SO

THIS IS ME WHEN THE QUEEN STARTS TO NOTICE JAY AND HIS HOLY GODLY APPEARANCE OKAY. THIS PAST FEW MONTHS I THINK.NOTHING BUT JAY AND THIS FIC DIDNT HELP MY SLUT BRAIN.

ACTUALLY IDK HA BUT IT GIVES ME CARMESI BUT IN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE???????

hOW I SEE THE QUEEN WHEN JAY SNIFF HER PUSSY

AND WHEN HE SAID SHE SMELLED LIKE MIDNIGHTS AND STARS IDK I FORGOT

damn i wish my smelled like that too i need her soap

THIS ONE MADE ME GIGGLE

"too bad he died young"

WHY U SO EFFORTLESSLY FUNNY NANA YOU DID THE KING SOOooOOO DIRTY I LUV IT

OKAY THATS ALL