#slutty sailor

[phagalicous]

[elafranco2024]

Kitten 😺😺😺😺

Paulie in his slutty sailor outfit.

[siblingskissing]

I need more starker fics where Peter finds old photos of Tony because these are so slutty I-

[prettylil3]

Good morning 💜😈😘

[theoldmixer]

The Beatles in Miami--1964

[moghedien]

girl said 'yeah something spooky is going on but that's not gonna stop me from kissing Haruka's bloody boo boo to make it better"

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

the worlds most entertaining thing is seeing the chikyuu times change their pfp to a different dazai picture every so often. the world will end when it becomes a different anime character

[citrine-elephant]

you think capcom would add official lore regarding leon and the crop top mod?

example: leon gets convinced into trying on one and he kinda fucks with it.

[paperlovesadness]

Listen - I'm not jumping on the "Alex's The Car wardrobe is boring" train - because I get the vision. I do. It works with the album.

All I'm saying is he'd benefit from TLSP3 happening in more ways than one. That's all I'm saying.

[gothwizardmagic]

for meme……. Arnold Rimmer

ALKJJKSDHL I WASNT EXPECTING THIS

this was hard but fun! dont ask me to defend any choices bc i cant!

Son of a Son of a Sailor - Jimmy Buffett

As the son of a son of a sailor I went out on the sea for adventure Expanding the view of the captain and crew Like a man just released from indenture

2. No Place In Heaven - Mika

I was a freak since seven years old Been cast away, I felt the cold Coming over me For every love I had to hide And every tear I ever cried

3. Tug Of War Kid - The Altogether

And you've been thinking back To places well beyond your reach Your face is covered in regrets Your hands are red from holding tight This tug of war was not your fight

4. The Boy With The Thorn In His Side - The Smiths

The boy with the thorn in his side Behind the hatred there lies A murderous desire for love

5. Straight And Tall - Iron & Wine

Don't tell me that you understand How to brave the world and be a man Unless you must convince yourself

6. Shame - Mary Lambert

You can't break me If I've already done it myself You can't shame me If I've already done it myself You can't drown me If I've already done it myself

7. fReAkY 4 life - Dorian Electra

I'm so uptight, my head it ain't right It's spinning baby spinning around You know that I need some freak therapy So let's freak out and spread it around

[kurtbrussels]

im getting better at shooters and its only bc of resident evil

[harringrovefresh]

Was watching the NYE fireworks with my mum while reading 4th of July harringrove fics and the queen's memorial bit started and...

My Mum: oh come on, they need to do some red white and blue fireworks now.

Me: why would they do the American colors for the queen?

My Mum: youre a fucking idiot

[teamfortresstwo]

Whoops I accidentally made him my type

[princessdave]

Steve, a superstitious jock who just realized he’s only won fights in his Scoops uniform: I’m telling you Robin, it’s science

Robin: how are slutty sailor uniforms going to help us beat Vecna?

Steve: what were you wearing when you cracked the Russian code?

Robin: oh shit

Kas!Eddie: *immediately passes out when he sees season 3 babygirl Steve come into the upside down*

[celestialprincesse]

🕊️🌌

Slutty hours™️

Simon knows you're a brat, knows that you like being put in your place by him with a strong hand looped around the thin skin at your clavicle or a threat growled low into your ear, telling you to behave for him, be good for him. You never are, that's why he loves you - he knows that you won't simper and cower under him just because he's stronger, bigger, meaner. Until he fucks you. 

When his firm hands grip into your hips like they're the rope pulling him to salvation, like you're the most heavenly thing he's seen, whispering prayers into the skin of your neck - biting into you like forbidden fruit, like you're his Persephone and spring is just around the corner. It's in the way his ears inadvertently prick up when you mewl and gasp and whine under him, like a sailor to a sirens song, he'll do anything to hear it again and again - so be it if it kills him, he'll die a happy man. When he looks up from between your legs, licking at you like a starved man to the sweetest of honey, his eyes are glazed over with something you could only ever describe as sheer reverence, and his whispered words of adoration don't reach your ears, too muffled by the plushy skin of your thighs softer than the richest velvet. 

When Simon fucks you, it's a ritual, a prayer to anything that listens, above or below, a prayer to come home to you, that you will be his for as long as you'll have him. It's a mantra every time he snaps his hips, has you crying out as his tip brushes your cervix, nails digging red runes into the scarred skin of his back, inviting magic into your home, into your bed. The way he kisses at your stomach, palms at your waist, invoking the gods to make his seed strong, your womb fertile, to give you everything you want. He wants to show you how strong you are, to create a life, to carry it, to take dreams and make them tangible. 

Simon thinks you don't realise the way he holds you like glass after he's finished, breathes in the scent of your hair and sweat and traces of perfume, breathes you in like you'll be torn away from him, sent back to whatever heaven you fell from just for him. You do, you notice the way he rests his head on your heart, his hand on your navel, the way he lets his body, so marred by fear and death and sacrifice, try to create life, to find peace in the simplicity of tired, sighed out breaths in a quiet room, and whispered words of worship - of hope.

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I didn't mean for this to get so deep😃 wanted to write some filthy smut and this came out instead 🫤

[batterygarden]

Aki Hayakawa bf headcanons

m.list!!

cw: F!reader, she’s shorter than him, sliiightly suggestive moment .. MDNI

Sigh he’s… really good at being a boyfriend. He’s intimidating but sweet all at the same time.

He loves a nice passenger princess and loathes sitting beside you while you drive. Not that he doesn’t trust you, just… your technique behind the wheel has him stressed. 

“No no please don’t merge now i'm not sure if— woah, okay that was close now just— noo stop we don’t turn here! Baby do you not know the—check the — okay pull over actually! It’s okay I can drive! It’s fine, please let me drive.” 

He calls you a menace to the streets 😔 

He likes to go to concerts and house shows with you. Ugh he loves an indie punk mosh pit for sure. He doesn’t seem like he’s that into it in the moment—maybe listening with a little head nod while his hands remain secured around your waist, glaring at people who shove into you, but you can tell in the flush of his cheeks and lit up eyes that he’s thoroughly enjoying his night. 

He has the advantage of always seeing the stage with his height, something you say he takes for granted when some equally tall guy decides to stand directly in front of you. But Aki has enough audacity to nudge you both in front of any perpetrators whenever your vision is blocked.

Lest we forget… this man has no manners! To most people, Aki can be direct to the point of rudeness—his demeanor could even be described as harsh. 

Especially when it concerns his sweet little girlfriend. He doesn’t fuck around when it comes to you. He’s protective. He cares about your comfort and safety before anyone else’s and isn’t afraid to hurt feelings that aren’t yours. 

Not that he doesn’t know you can stick up for yourself—he respects your ability to handle most situations. But he also knows when you shouldn’t have to handle it yourself. If somebody at the bar won’t stop grabbing your arm and you’re uncomfortable, Aki will be the one to tell them to back the fuck off. 

If some man makes a joke about your outfit being slutty, Aki will be the one to back hand him across the face! He knows you could have done it but it’s nothing you needed to mess up your nails over. 

He’s cute in little ways you wouldn’t expect. For example, you didn’t imagine when you first met him that this 6’4” cigarette-smoking death machine was into cartoons and animation but damn!! He is. 

He’ll watch wholesome shows with you like sailor moon with the straightest face, looking bored out of his mind with his arm over your shoulder, then turn to you when it’s over like “that was delightful :)” 

He has a small trinket and keepsake collection <3. And he’s not embarrassed about it. He will shamelessly steal a little frog keychain he finds under the seat in his uber and place it on his night stand beside his miniature Radio Flyer wagon and the light blue rock you found for him. The rock supposedly looks like his eyes, he thought the gesture was cute. 

He wants to match his jewelry with yours. Lets you pick out the earrings you want and asks you to get him a pair too, sliding his credit card into your hand while he looks at watches through the glass at the store. 

He knows they’ll be nice and look good on him—he trusts your taste and style recommendations explicitly—but he also wants to match because it makes him feel more connected with you. 

He’s a touch possessive. He likes to be reminded you’re his. And he’s yours. He wants you wearing his clothes, he wants you borrowing his cologne, and he’d never admit it but he likes when you leave the house with love bites on your neck. 

Not that you mind—honestly he’s earned the right to possession after taking such good care of you all the time. 

It took you a while to get through your pretty head that Aki likes helping and caring for you. 

Like he’s into it if you’re needy… triple and quadruple texting, calling him to ask for rides, pouting if you can’t hold his hand… you make him feel valued.

But even when you’re not needy he enjoys going out of his way to make your life easier. 

He’ll do your dishes when you don’t ask, make your bed, give massages. You don’t have to mention it. 

“Noo you don’t have to do my laundry Aki, I swear. You surpassed your chore limit today like, long ago.” He’ll retrieve the towel he used to dry dishes and be like I needed to wash this anyway, I’ll just throw your stuff in the machine with it! 

He uses your claw hair clip to hold his hair back when he’s doing stuff around the house. <3

He also religiously adheres to the sidewalk rule <3

So emotionally intelligent it’s insane. This man is in therapy & it shows in his communication; he knows how to word things gently but honestly!

“It’s valid to feel that way. For sure, s’just.. I disagree that you need to go to those lengths for her when she keeps blatantly disregarding your feelings.” 

He’ll let you smoke one of his cigarettes if you’re reeally persistent but he’s always weird about it. 

“Just… wish you wouldn’t. What if you got lung cancer or something.”  “Oh yeah? Maybe I’ll catch up and I can get it the same time as you.” He’d roll his eyes. “Ha ha. Y’know it’s different when I do it.” 

“How so?” “I’m tough. and you’re not even addicted yet.”

He loves getting domestic with you! Cooking together with his phone playing quiet background music, watching a movie with you in his lap, letting you do your skin care on him. These are by far Aki’s favorite activities.

Heavy on the skincare part—Aki was blessed with perfect skin since birth so he never really put much thought into cleansers or anything, but the first time you did a facial for him was one of the best days of his life. 

You’d laid him down on your bed, straddling his waist with a towel full of products laid out next to you, and Aki said it felt like you were about to perform surgery. You wet his face with a damp cloth then, and started rubbing some mysterious soap into his skin with a touch like warm flower petals. Your hands felt so soft. When you started wiping some fruity scented blue gel over his skin after, it felt so soothing he almost moaned. The whole thing was so relaxing he had a dream about you washing his face again when he fell asleep that night. He never explicitly told you how much he loved your skincare, but you picked it up when he started asking you to do him next every time you washed your face at night.

You’re his sensitive little baby so he never goes overboard but… Aki does tease you sometimes 💔. He can’t help it—he was an older brother once, so tasteful bullying is kind of ingrained in his DNA.

Like you oversleep then almost rush out the door with an inside-out shirt and toothpaste on your chin and he instinctively says you look scrungly. There’s a pause then he apologizes. 

Or you’ll say you didn’t think pulp fiction was that insanely good of a movie and he’ll move your fresh cup of tea onto one of the really high selves only he can reach until you take it back. 

He’ll also mention it immediately if you’re ever stinky. Fresh from the gym? Forgot to put on deodorant today? Aki can tell and he will let you know. <3 He’s nice enough to accompany you in the shower though! 

denji bf hcs 1 & 2