#smalvile lex luthor

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I'm slowly rewatching Smallville and I think in episode two Lex just stoled an apple from the Kents? Like they were literally packing the apples to sell them and Lex just picked one without permission. And I mean is just an apple and I'm normally all in for people stealing basic necessities but Lex is a bilionaire why is he stealing apples? Go pay for it your little bourgeoisie trash.

[heyharoldsboo]

Fancast to play Vincent Thorpe : Michael Rosenbaum. He is the right age and he was Lex Luthor in Smalville so he has history with the creators of the show who also created Smalville. If Vincent Thorpe is how I am imagining him to be, he would be a tamer version of Lionel Luthor from Smalville and Rosenbaum could 100% pull that off. He plays charming but distant, intimitaing and controlling so well and thats how I imagine Vincent Thorpe to be. Hes my dream actor for this role since they mentioned him

Ooooooh me likes it!!

I really loved him in Smallvile, if he can tame down the Luthor a little… it’d be nice.

[captain-wereduck]

Superman: The Animated Series (1996)

S02E06: Identity Crisis

Oh no, this is a Bizarro episode. I'm going to be sad, aren't I?

"What if he dies?" "I'm not telling his mom"

Oh that must feel like an acid dream

But apparently in this universe Lois Lane is driving like Lex from Smalville

Ah, Metropolis. The city of falling Choppers. I'm amazed how they've managed to survive until Supes popped up to start saving the day.

Hi Mercy!

Mercy, please stop naming the villains, you're giving them ideas

Aaand another ceiling of Luthor's gone. He's beyond giving a fuck at this point

That's going to be quite some wedding photo

...and you didn't figure out to warn Lois before her date?

"Mee need Lois's help". At least one guy remembers that Lois keeps saving the Big Blue

Oh, he actually did take her on a dinner date. Out of a can, from the looks of it, but in an actual restaurant

"Use the door this time!" "Okay" *Bizarro slams into the closed doors, using Lois as a battle ram*

Well, Lex you have quite a day today, huh? Deciding to tell Lois all about your illegal cloning operation? And this is just the beginning of a huge fuckup. Bu it was neat they've clearly said when exactly Lex got the DNA

That's a really pretty view of the night city

And yep, me am now sad.

I liked the episode: the trippy beginning, the slow, creeping body horror as Bizarro was, well, becoming Bizarro, the gradual changes to his speech pattern. The humor was definitely there, making the more serious/creepy bits hit harder.

This is also the second episode where we can see Luthor running, and damn, our Rotten Egg dude is fast.

No matter how many times I see/read Bizarro origin story I'm always getting slapped in the face with melancholy. This poor guy, discovering his life is a lie while his body and mind are literally falling apart.

[starstruckmadness]

Oops, I did it again! Hope y’all like it ^///^ :D

[fantasyismyhope]

[godstaff]

Um..if u dont mind me asking what was wrong with the rest of the seasons in it? Did you like clana there? I dunno how lork fans can even think durance and welling has serious chemistry when clana topped the game...lol at least lois was the second choice in smallville...they only ended up together as lana absorbed kryptonite.

For starters, Lois had no business being in Smalville. They even managed to explain Lex's presence (Luthor was even in many adventures of Superboy, back in the Silver Age, so that's justified), but not Lois. Besides, as usual when Lois is in the picture, every story turns out to be about her, and stop being about Clark.

Welling's refusal to don the Superman's uniform was silly and could be handled more efficiently. In the last episode, he seemed those guys who go to a costume party "dressed" as Clark Kent/Superman, with a street suit but a blue T-shirt with the "S" underneath.

Martha Kent being a Congresswoman was pushing the envelope too far.

And all things like that.

[quiredaragoff]

SOMEBODY SAAAAAVEEEE mi Cartera……

SOMEBODY SAAAAAVEEEE mi Cartera……

Elenco principal de SMALLVILLE llega de la nostalgia a la mole.

Así es SMALVILLE la clásica serie de Superman adolescente que disfrutabas en el canal 5 después de un agotador día en la escuela (o trabajo).

Tom Welling (Clark Kent), Erica Durance (Lois Lane) y Michael Rosenbaum (Lex Luthor); si algún dia tuviste ganas de conocerlos ahora es tu momento, puedes adquirir, firma, selfie o foto…

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[The First Post of the Luthor Family AU]

Lex: So you are dating SuperGIRL now? Hm?

Lena: Please stop.

Lex: Can't a man ask about his baby sister poor life choices?

Lena: No. And it's not what you are doing anyway.

Lex: And what in god's name is it that I'm doing?

Lena: You know I spoke with mom and you are trying to mimic her homophobic talking points so you can pretend the reason you are mad is that I'm dating a woman and not that you are jealous that I got to date Supergirl while the closest you got to Superman was a hyper controled punch.

Lex: I'm not doing that! And I do resent the acusation! I'm merely concerd about what people will think of the Luthor's name when-

Lena: Fuck off. You hate people. The last time you cared about what people were saying was when they compared you to Elon Musk and that is a massive insult. Before that you were twelve.

Lex: Mayhaps. But there is the question of money.

Lena: I don't think we can ever lose enough money to stop being the 1%. It's actually concerning and we should at least pay more taxes...

Lex: Uh... Actually I think you should not be with woman because god doesn't like it! Yeah. That's it! Nothing to do with Superman at all.

Lena: *laughs* The last time you even sugested the existence of a god you were high, had not took your meds in a while and was talking about how you were a god and would become the only one soon. Please.

Lex: Maybe I'm merely preparing you to deal with mother.

Toddler!Conner: *wobbles into the room* Dada!

Lena: *baby talk to Conner* Who is this cutie? * to Lex* No, really who is this child?

Lex: *avoiding eye contact* Surely not a artifically made baby I created with mine and Superman's stolen DNA and am now raising.

Lena: LEX?!

Lex: I said I didn't do it and if I had I'm older and you hold no power over me.

Lena: You have a dangerous obcession and that is ridiculous. You can't just genetically engineer a child with your's forgive me the childish word "crush".

Lex: I did not! For your information he was supposed to be a weapon of mass destruction to protect Earth when Superman finally failed like we all know he will.

Lena: HOW IS THAT BETTER?

Lex: I don't want to do that anymore?

Lena: You better not.

Lex: Don't worry. I won't be like father, I have principles.

Lena: Again you better do. Because if not aunt Lena and aunt Kara are going to make you pay.

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[Luthor Family AU]

Kara: *very very nervous* *on the phone*Lena! I have a situation.

Lena: What happened? How can I help?

Kara: Remember that I decided to take you nephew for a flight.

Lena: Yes? Did something happened to Conner?

Kara: I droped him. He kept asking and I though I would be abble to just catch him middle flight but there was a stupid bird and *crying* Lena... I think he is dead.

Lena: Oh he is fine.

Kara: I... Look I understand that denial is hard, babe. And I also understand if you never want to see me again. I'll just try to find the body at least.

Lena: He really is fine. You should know kriptonians are like suuuper invulnerable.

Kara: Yes, but Conner is human. Right?

Conner, right on cue, completly fine on a crater on the floor of an empty Deli's parking lot: *gigling* Hi, auntie Kara, it was soo fun. I was scared when you droped me but then I feel and it barely hurt and I want it again!

Kara: Lena?? Did you forgot to tell me something?

Lena: Ooh! That... *akward laugh* Uh... so... my brother might have bioengeneered Kon by mixing his and Superman's DNA.

Kara: And why didn't you tell me?

Lena: Look Conner likes his life and being a father is doing wonders for Lex. He didn't got himself into shaddy bussinnes in two months, he has spent a whole week without trash talking Superman even once and I'm including Clark Kent, he is almost a year crime free. I think he is starting to say "thank you" and "please" and actually take his meds! And I was afraid that if you knew you would try to separate them.

Kara: Okay. You know it is not Conner responsability to turn your brother into a better person, right? Just like it isn't yours.

Lena: I know. But Lex is a good dad. Conner adores him and Lex is crazy for his kid, he is super proud and always takes time to spend with Conner and he is patient with him and maybe spoils him a bit too much but is nothing drastic. Please don't separate them.

Kara: I just wanted to make sure you know that. You spent too much time holding the burden of feeling like you should to turn your mother into a better person and I don't want you to go back to this mentality again and even less put Conner into it.

Lena: I'm not. I promise. If Conner ever feels like that, I'll make sure to stop it however I can.

Kara: Good. So I have a second cousin. Huh?

Lena: *smiles* Yeah.

Kara: I should probably tell Clark about him, right?

Lena: *tense* Yes, it's the right thing to do.

Kara: I really should.

Lena: Yes. You should.

Kara: Reaaally should.

Lena: You're not gonna do it. Are you?

Kara: He ate all my cookies.

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Disclaimer: this is based on my memories of Smalvile. I haven't watched it in two years and might be missremembering the exact season Lex became evil.

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I genuinally don't understand why the age different between Clark and Lex in Smallvile exists. Because while when they met Clark is supposed to be 15 and Lex 21 both act as 17/18 years old. I genuinally have no idea why the age gap is a thing.

It's also barely mentioned by anyone ever. The only person that thinks it's weird this 21yo billionare is hanging with a bunch of high schoolers is Pa Kent and I normally would be on Jonathan's side but Clark and friends are soo unconvincing as 15 years old - and the fact the actors are all visibly in their middle 20 does not help - that I understand why no one else finds it weird. Fr I think if I was writing Smallvile the only thing I would change was to make Clark and friends at least 17 or cast actual teenagers (or adults that actually look like teens) and make Lex younger because if those teens weren't the most unteen like teenager ever Lex would look like such a creep.

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