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writernotwaiting · 1 year

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Fearing such hits as “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park,” “National Brotherhood Week,” “The Masochism Tango,” “The Element Song,” “Be Prepared,” and “Lobachevsky”

#tom lehrer #public domain music #satire #smart and funny #you will laugh your ass off

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ruthiesrambles · 2 years

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Do you like Wilford?

No

#by which i mean i hate the character from an in-show perspective #but i think he is extremely cleverly written #representative of the worst of us #smart and funny #i love to hate him #and i live in SeanBeanLand so im obligated to enjoy the performance

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somecutething · 5 months

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Incredibly smart Polar Bear spreading its weight so it doesn't break the ice.

(via JettMe_Red)

#cute #adorable #lol #funny #haha #smart #genius #animals #cute animals #polar bear #amazing #awesome #beautiful #love

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avi-mation · 11 months

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The " karma's favourite " spidey. The fave boy Pavitr Prabhakar

#across the spiderverse #pavitr prabhakar #spiderman india #spiderverse fanart #art #fanart #such an amzing and smart and funny and beautiful film #all the best for the boy

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 2 days

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From a clip from the new quiz show Rob Beckett's Smart TV from the episode containing David Tennant :D (Thursday 18.4. 9pm on Sky Max) Watch the clip here :).

Rob Beckett, reading a question: David, Peter Davison's Fifth Doctor famously wore-

Josh Widdicombe: It's his fucking father-in-law!

David, laughing: Imagine if I get it wrong!

#david tennant #rob beckett #josh widdicombe #rob beckett's smart tv #gointerviewedit #funny #peter davison #doctor who #fifth doctor

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aloneinthedark-eagle · 10 days

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weekend pleasure

🦜🦜

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fadedlovemp3 · 8 months

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#sorry post canceled it was annoying me #ALSO ive been here for 8 or 9 years and never had a twitter sorry for being a kpoppie and using oomf ig #og tags were ->#no one is making you look at the prev….#im just letting my oomf kno i want to kiss them w tongue 4 being funny and smart in the language of girlbloggers what’s so bad abt that -_-

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lazycranberrydoodles · 8 months

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getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism

#i saw someone a while ago talking about how wwx always has good intentions….#his personal road to hell was paved with good intentions yes but i’m not sure where making a guy eat his own legs fits #it is so funny to me how the tiger tally/yin iron influences wei wuxian differently in each adaptation #i remember making a sliding scale of how ‘culpable’ wwx is from adaptation to adaptation #based on how they portray the mental effects of the iron #but for the life of me i cannot find it :(#wwx really said ‘if i had a cursed amulet i simply wouldnt be corrupted🙄🙄’#that’s basically what he tells lan zhan in this episode…. if necromancy was having ill effects i would notice #and you know. at this point he is lying about everything. but i do wonder how much he actually believes that 👁️👁️#how much of his mind is resigned to doing whatever needs to be done to exact revenge regardless of harm to himself #and how much genuinely believes that he’s smart and competent enough to make it through whole #the answer of course is BOTH!! bisexual pride #mdzs #art #mdzs spoilers #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic arts #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #my art #the grandmaster of diabolism #cql #the untamed #魔道祖师 #陈情令 #mdzs meme #doodle #lmao

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justalittlebluetiefling · 8 months

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"Why is Travis Willingham CEO?"

"Someone said we had to open a bank account and Travis said 'I'll go do it.'"

#lmao this is so funny to me but also i believe it #laura's 'you're so smart!' was also very sweet #critical role #this interview is fun

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triona-tribblescore · 5 months

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Ouch! don't attack me with Donnie and baby Mikey😫

OH NO- MY HAND SLIPPED-!!

#dw annon I too get attacked by the sheer wholesomness #like the best duo AND they are still funny??#when one is a BABY?#crazy how they are just winning like that uvu #I would die for them your honour-#rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt #pb&j duo #smarts and crafts #turtle tots #asks #tribbleart #<3

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bluegiragi · 1 year

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now THAT'S a bad dragon...

NSFW version on patreon

#please acknowledge the pun please please please #i felt so smart and funny thinking it up #i wonder if this counts as scaley pandering #captain john price #captain price #cod mw2 #monster 141 au #giragi art

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bulldog-butch · 4 months

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“Anti-fatness, not fatness itself, fosters stigma against the desire and desirability of fat bodies.”

- “You Just Need to Lose Weight” and 19 Other Myths About Fat People by Aubrey Gordon

#god i love her #she’s so smart and funny #but this paragraph #and especially that last line just hit me like a truck #bork bork!

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morganbritton132 · 4 months

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Eddie post a Tiktok where it’s very clear that he had to scramble to start filming. He pans the camera back and forth between Steve and Dustin as they just stare at each other.

Dustin finally says: …What??

Steve: I said, the bat is in the closet.

Dustin: I asked if you had any protection I could borrow

Steve, like duh: Yeah, I know. That’s why I said the bat is in the closet.

Dustin: Stop saying that! That’s not what I’m ask-

Steve: Stop asking the same question! I have the bat. It’s in the closet. What-

Dustin: Condoms, Steve! I have a date tonight and I was asking if you had condoms.

Steve:

Steve: Borrow???

Eddie: A+ conversation, guys.

#Steve: And gross. You’re like twelve.#Dustin: I’m fifty-two #I firmly believe that once Dustin gets out of Hawkins he’s a hit with the ladies #he’s the full package #smart funny great hair no collarbones good with animals #nerdy girls everywhere swoon #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson #dustin henderson

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icaruspendragon · 3 months

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my husband and i started dating almost six years ago and our anniversary is coming up so i was looking through texts from when we first started seeing each other and jfk i'm just now realizing he was flirting with me and i simply did not realize that’s what was happening.

he'd say something like "aren’t you just the sweetest thing" and i'd respond with some shit like "that's nice of you to say. i have a deeply ingrained borderline pathological need to be liked and also to make other people happy so it's good to know i'm succeeding in that."

#like girl that’s not flirty banter it’s self worth issues #he still married me tho so i guess he was cool with it #although to be fair when we started dating i let him know i was a cluster fuck disaster of a person #and he was like *shrugs* you’re hot and funny and smart so the mental illness is no biggie #god gave me a metric fuck ton of mental health problems bc he knew i’d be beating suitors off with a stick otherwise

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pussypopstiel · 3 months

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