#smashy headcanons

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NEW IMPORTANT MINECRAFT LORE

Between Steve and Alex, Alex is the one more suited to combat

Steve, meanwhile is

Well Steve is just me

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What's your ranking between the 3 alliance titans? Which is your favourite?

Also, since he should be coming into the series soon enough, what potential upgrades do you think TTV could get?

Titan TV is absolutely my favourite! The dude's a diva. He smoulders. He is magnificent and intimidating and he knows it - but he's not a tyrant.

His current setup is already pretty tricked out with his grappling hooks and stabbing claws, plus his AOE video attack. I dig it! However, its potential weak point is that it's melee centric - he needs to get some projectile attacks up in there. Also, I'd like to see him lean further into the melee aspect and get a big weapon like Titan Camera's hammer. I think a big retractable sword would suit him (like G-Danger from Pacific Rim).

As for ranking the other two - I think I fluctuate between whether Titan Camera and Titan Speaker is my next favourite. For ages TCam was my favourite overall - he's the OG Titan, he has a big smashy hammer, he looks like a flying battleship, and he cares enough about his tiny comrades to return their thumbs-up. But I have seen enough fan-art of TSpeaker that I'm starting to appreciate him way more! He's like a giant bombastic rock star in shiny leather trousers!

By the way, I actually headcanon all 3 Titans as female. I do concede that the fandom regards them as male-to-neutral, and I acknowledge that their canon names are Titan CameraMAN, etc. However, I think of the hardware-heads as being like eusocial insects, which have female queens and workers and male drones. The camera-woman, speaker-woman and TV-woman are the colony 'queens' and are in charge. The standard workers are female and the large units are male (so yes, this means I headcanon Plunger Cam and Red Knife Speaker as female, because they're worker units). The titans in this scenario are still worker units - ant colonies have 'soldier' ants but these are still female workers; just bigger and beefier than their sisters.

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Do they find a need to be in a relationship, or do they have a ‘if it happens it happens’ feeling?

soft sunday headcanons

// Technically...he's never really been in an 'official' everyone knows they're dating kind of relationship. So he's firmly in the 'if it happens, it happens' camp.

That said, it's far less likely to 'happen' without some form of rapport first. Like if he just goes to a bar and gets toasted off his ass on banana daquiris, he's not just going to leave with someone that's basic interaction with him was plain and 'the usual business'. He has a tendency to hone in on things about others that reminds him of himself or of struggles he's faced, so to find someone to commiserate with is often mistaken by him as a 'well, if they're down - I'm down' situation that's just mostly him trying to find some way to comfort himself over his own issues.

There's also the underlying fact that he's never quite felt like he's good enough and always has to be on the grind to prove himself. With that attitude coupled with his very closed off style of not liking to openly discuss private feelings without having a little smashy fest leads him to believe he's probably not good enough for someone to want to establish a established relationship with him anyway - so why sweat it?

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something something...😉

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Autistic Funky Kong. I will elaborate later.

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for kirby: what is the tastiest inedible item?

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When Mega Man has Spirits equipped, he can use weapons based on those Spirits. For example, he can use The Patriot when he has The Boss equipped or an electrified club when he has Ryuji Sakamoto equipped.

Similarly, Joker can use any Spirit he has equipped as a Persona, except for other Persona users, in which case he can use their Personas, instead. So, if he has the Claude Spirit equipped, he can use Claude as a Moon Arcana Persona with Gun skills and tricky status-inflicting skills, but if he has the Ann Takamaki Spirit equipped, he can use her Persona, Carmen.

Also, when Sora equips Spirits, he can get new keychains for his Keyblade from them while they’re equipped, with him being able to use the Keyblades of any other Keyblade wielder whose Spirit he has equipped. So, if he has the Tails Spirit equipped, he gets a keychain that turns his Keyblade into a techy-looking form with two fox tails around the hilt known as “Aerial Prodigy,” while equipping the Ventus Spirit lets him turn his Keyblade into Ventus’ Wayward Wind.

Of course, when they unequip their Spirits, Mega Man loses his new weapons, Joker loses his new Personas, and Sora loses his new keychains.

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So how is the F-Zero universe doing now that it’s experiencing life again?

A party was thrown on day 1. Captain Falcon has been more than thrilled to participate in the first F-Zero race since the early 2000s.

The more competitive "last man standing" nature of F-Zero 99 also meant that Samurai Goroh has been extra aggressive.

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So Matthew Taranto (creator of the classic Super Smash Bros. comic Brawl in the Family) made a duet between R.O.B. and Mr. Game & Watch (which you can watch here), and while I could spend this entire post gushing about it, I want to just say

Holy WOW I cannot believe I found such a close match for my headcanon Mr. Game & Watch voice. Like damn this is almost exactly what I have in mind when I imagine him speaking.

So uhhhh new headcanon voice everyone

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I’m in the Zora’s Domain and I just got to the big structure in the sky where everything is low g. In other words I’ve reunited with Sidon and met his fiancé Yona. My thoughts so far:

I still ship Sidon with Link

BUT Yona is wonderful and I love her dynamic with Sidon, Yona slander will NOT be tolerated here

While Sidon and Yona’s relationship in canon is romantic and could easily be made into a polycule with Link, I feel like their relationship had some real good platonic buildup and not a lot of romantic buildup

So, let me propose to you a thought which has been living in my head since all last night.

I’m 100% in favor of Sidon and Yona being married.

Platonically~✨

Queer platonically married Sidona with Link as Sidon’s romantic bf. That’s the post. Thank you.

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For Bowser: What's the biggest you've ever been?

I’ve been big enough that entire planets were no bigger than a softball to me! Of course, Mario had to put an end to my fun, but it felt AWESOME!

Mario and Junior say that there was a time that I was even bigger, but I don’t know what they’re talking about. Junior didn’t sound very happy when he told me.

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Dear Luigi: 👻

Hahaha very funny 🙄

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Do you have more Mario and Luigi headcanons?

They may be heroes of the Mushroom Kingdom, but the Bros get into their fair share of sibling mischief with each other. All directed at each other, but there are a couple of instances in which they got a little carried away.

While Mario rarely ever cries, Luigi can still tell when he’s sad, and will crush him with hugs until he feels better.

The bros have both learned to use their Firebrand and Thunder Hand abilities in their day jobs. Mario’s Firebrand helps to weld pipes in place, and Luigi’s Thunder Hand helps with making sure any electronics are working as they need to (and provide a little extra power). Plus both serve as good light sources.

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The reason why the Pichu haven’t evolved yet while in Smash (cuz they usually evolve from friendship both in game and anime) is because they keep an everstone on hand. They’re doing this on purpose both to challenge themselves and because they don’t want to evolve just yet.

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dunno if you're aware of this but the red Monado that Shulk has in smash has a guy inside of it, kind of like Fi I guess? he's a massive walking spoiler though, so you shouldn't worry about him too much if you're still interested in getting into xenoblade.

Link has a sword person Rex has 1-3 sword people Shulk apparently also has a sword person, are there any other sword people I should know about

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To Sora: Of all the Smash fighters, which one's your favorite and/or your best friend?

Ohhhh don’t make me choose!

It was really nice to meet everyone for the first time (or, well, almost everyone), but I was REALLY excited to meet Mario! He reminds me of King Mickey in a lot of ways.