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tonyglowheart · 7 years
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I’m so glad Homecoming continued the gr8 but super understated quintessential Tony thing of “maybe acts like he doesn’t care about other ppl but lowkey is up in everyone’s business and notices and remembers tiny details abt the ppl he cares about, like Peter quitting band and him talking about the churro lady”
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akillerqueenyouare · 5 years
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honestly the funniest thing to me about gwyneth paltrow not knowing/remembering that she was in homecoming is her complete denial of not only her but also jon favreau’s part in it
‘we weren’t in spider-man’ did you think he was making this up????
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borahaemyheart · 6 years
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I need someone to find me the post where it is saying that Peter Parker is bi because he cuffs his jeans in IW and then it has the bi-der man, bi-der man song added onto it...
... for science! And my own personal happiness.
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graysea · 6 years
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LOOK AT WHAT MY FRIEND SENT ME
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barryallcn · 6 years
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💜
I've come to the conclusion that tom Holland is a smol
•almost always wears Zendayas jackets
•have you seen how Heathly thin zendaya is
•but she's also taller than him
•but then again most girls/guys he's around are always taller than him by maybe 5 or 6 inches maybe more
•hes also 5,8....smol
•body wise he looks 'buff' (he's really not THAT buff tbh,but ya know this fandom low-key sexualizes him to there male expectations),but he's pretty peite
•is a twink,on some days a twunk (lol)
•sweaters....oh his sweaters are so big on him....s o f t
•is always insecure (ur perfect btw tom I'll)
•stressed 24/7
•loves big doggos
•very enthusiastic about crushes and interests
•last but not least ADORABLE
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hollands-roses · 6 years
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tom holland is the most beautiful man to ever exist thank you for coming to my ted talk
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do you have any autistic Peter Parker hcs to share? I know you've shared a few recently and they really cheer me up if you have more
thank you so much for asking anon! i do have a few more
Tony worked with Peter to make the spidey suit as sensory friendly as possible
The mask has become a bit of a comfort item, he likes to have it in his backpack at all times, even when he’s not planning on going on a patrol (and the rest of the suit too, just in case)
Karen has a speech-to-text function that can be used to add captioning to the suit interface (particularly useful when listening in on faraway conversations), as well as an option to have her speech appear as text
There’s a video on YouTube of Spider-Man sitting on a rooftop, spinning a fidget spinner. Michelle insists that she didn’t upload it, despite the very familiar laughter in the background of the video
the suit is a pressure stim
sometimes he wears the suit under his clothes just because it feels Nice
He follows the same route around the city during each of his patrols (it’s a nice routine), and there’s a few people who almost always wave to him because they pass each other every day. He tries to swing past the local elementary schools and wave/say hi to the kids as they leave
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spidy-kook · 7 years
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Best notification I’ve gotten all day ✨
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tonyglowheart · 7 years
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oh man, that suit at the end tho. Tony just wants to build suits for all of the people he cares about and that’s so in character and *voice breaking* I love him so much.
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irondads-archived · 7 years
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*chants* trans Spider-Man trans Spider-Man trans Spider-Man!! (Enjoy the movie!!!)
TRANS SPIDERMAN TRANS SPIDERMAN
my son is a national treasure and the cis can’t have him I mean 
“Penis Parker” ????
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borahaemyheart · 7 years
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I'm not saying I would suck Tom Holland's dick if he told me to but I'm also not saying I wouldn't
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graysea · 7 years
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peter parker telling someone he cares about that he's spiderman by frantically ripping off his mask to reveal himself in tears rb if u agree
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nilliad · 7 years
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protect precious peter at all costs
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bruceewayne-moved · 7 years
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oh my god can we go 5 minutes without hearing his name or seeing his face?!
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moonlit-imagines · 4 years
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Headcanons for being Tony Stark’s Daughter (The Intense Years)
Tony Stark x daughter!reader
warnings:
a/n: y/n is 16-17, also ive really never written anything about team iron man so this was weird, someone needs to tell me i dont need every single movie detail in here
prompt: takes place from cacw and smhc
The Early Years (1) The Teenage Years (2) The Aftermath (4) Continued (5)
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after the events in sokovia, you set up the relief fund for displaced sokovians and dealt with physical clean up while the avengers...
well, they had to deal with the press—and the governments of the world
getting to know your new suit AI, JOSHUA
briefly looking for bruce; no luck there
you ended up doing the MIT september foundation presentation with tony
and ending the presentation after pepper’s name popped up on the screen
“it’s probably best we get out of here”
you were his entire support system while he was going through his break with pepper
meeting charles spencer’s mother, who really gave your dad a piece of her mind
“my son died, but your daughter gets to live on. if you lost her, maybe you’d show some sympathy for murdering my child”
*awkward silence from you*
*awkward silence from tony otw to the compound*
HATING the sound of the sokovia accords, yet understanding why they’re being ratified
being torn between signing them or not and having a huge argument with the other avengers
“y/n, why dont you listen to your dad for once and sign the damn thing”
“uncle rhodey, you know why i dont want to sign. if they have us, they have access to our suits. you really think the UN should be telling us how to use them?”
“your defense doesn’t even make sense. i had the war machine or iron patriot or whatever the hell you want to call it, but the military was calling the shots”
“and look where you are now”
“right, well i wouldn’t expect a kid to understand”
“are you kidding me, rhodes? you’re gonna play the ‘im older than you’ card?”
comforting wanda while she feared being taken
and as soon as you heard about what happened in lagos
“think about it, maximoff. if you didnt do what you did, do you know how many more casualties there may have been?”
“but i killed innocents”
“no, rumlow killed innocents. you contained that blast better than anyone else could have and you prevented a whole bunch of deaths, give yourself some credit”
okay, so you weren’t the best at talking someone down while they were upset
staying in berlin with your father while the whole bucky thing began to get sorted out
but he sent you out to stay with nat while he had some “private time” with steve
tony keeping you close to him during the power outage at the base
until it turned out you brought your suit and tony did not!
everyone was looking at you to take down bucky, but it just seemed like a bad idea, you didn’t want to hurt him because you didn’t want to hurt steve
stalling to try and buy steve time to subdue his friend
“y/n, come on, for christ sake!”
“got it, dad! i know what im doing!”
“i dont think you do!”
feeling your stomach drop when bucky shot into your dad’s hand, if it wasn’t for his latest invention, he may have gotten seriously hurt
you had a slight change of heart after that, you couldn’t bare to lose your dad. not after all those close calls...
getting yelled at by secretary ross and the wonderful 36 hour ultimatum you, nat, and tony received
“i have a plan”
“don’t say the spider boy”
“fine, i wont say it”
a nice trip to queens :)
when this parker kid finally got home, tony left you to socialize with his aunt
small talk is sometimes unbearable
“so, what’s it like being tony stark’s daughter?”
“honestly? im always tired”
peter becoming a tagalong on your mission, which you didn’t really think was appropriate
“dad, i dont really think we should’ve brought the kid...”
“why? you’re about the same age as him, its not much different”
“um...no, i meant this isnt his battle. i don’t care how old he is”
face off between tony and cap where you literally just swallowed all your pride and apologized because you couldn’t handle the fact that the team was being ripped apart like this
team ups with Spider-Man
“so, uh, do you hate me or something?”
“hey, kid? we’re kind of in the middle of something, i’ll get back to you on that”
“it’s a yes or no question, y/n”
“pass”
so, things didn’t exactly go as planned...
your (former) teammates were taken to the RAFT and you couldn’t pull it together in front of them
they were pretty pissed at you
“im sorry, im so sorry, i should’ve done better”
they ignored you (up until scott lang)
“all you stark’s are the same”
“stay out of this, bugboy”
taking to the remote hydra base in another famous father/daughter teamup
“just like the old days, right kiddo?”
“i guess so”
“hey, cheer up, it’s not all that bad”
waltzing right in there to meet your friend and foe
seeing the video of your grandparents dying
*being killed
absolutely stunned by seeing such a gruesome thing
even after all you’ve seen, this really got to you
you were robbed of ever meeting them, which made you angry, but you couldn’t stay angry because there were so many things out of everyones control
realizing that this was a good time to hold tony back
“JOSHUA, lock down y/n’s suit. protocol: baby gate”
apparently your dad still had some old protocols in your suit that you hadn’t found yet
“JOSHUA? reboot! override protocol: baby gate”
“i’m sorry, miss y/n, but i cannot do that”
watching your father attempt to get revenge
and get critically injured
simultaneously working on opening the suit back up for a bad plan
finally getting the emergency release and stumbling out of your suit, rushing towards the conflict and throwing yourself in the middle of it
“please, dad. enough damage has been done.”
“y/n, get out of the way”
he saw you shaking and crying and he realized what he was doing
attacking the only family you guys really had
getting shoved out of the way so that they could end this fight once and for all
JOSHUA finally rebooting and bringing the suit over to shield you while you helplessly watched the end of this fight
when bucky and steve left, your suit disarmed and you crouched down beside your father
“come on, let’s just go home”
“im sorry”
“i know, it’s okay”
trying to comfort your dad after his defeat
you picked up cap’s shield and returned to your suit, it was time to go home
after a brief time of recovery (while you helped work on uncle rhodey’s prototype prosthetics), there was a slight change of plans for you
“okay, so for your punishment after what you pulled during my...divorce with cap, you’re going to babysit the spiderling so you gain some perspective”
“hold on, what?! what do you mean ‘perspective?’”
“i mean you dont know what it’s like to be in charge of the life of a teenager, so now you get to find out! congratulations on your promotion!”
it was not fun at all because peter kept blowing up your phone and you kept having to tell him there was nothing for him to do
Y/N: I’ll let you know when there’s a spider-level threat, kapeesh?
P. Parker: Yes, ma’am, sorry.
peter going behind your back to do some “superhero work”
and you having to swoop in to fix everything last second
“come on, you stole my thunder, y/n!”
“no, peter, i saved your life. next time you have a lead, call me first”
and then he didn’t 😌✨💕
“Y/N, incoming call from ‘big fat meanie’”
“put him through, JOSHIE...hey dad, how’s dubai?”
“taking care of a kid is harder than it looks, isn’t it?”
“don’t start with me”
damage control ahahah 🤡
“peter, why cant you just call me in? you don’t stop texting me for months but for this you go radio silent? you almost died. and you put a bunch of lives in danger! do you want me to have to go to your aunt and tell her you died?”
“im sorry! i just...i dont want to be a sidekick”
“kid, you’re gonna have a long time to make a name for yourself...but not if you’re dead!”
he started crying and you were very uncomfortable so you tried to hug him? it helped.
letting him off easy (just like your dad did to you growing up)
but apparently tony came back and took the suit anyways and you were pretty pissed about it
avengers moving day :) yes, part of your punishment was helping happy with moving day and hearing him gush about how you were “growing into such a responsible adult”
“happy i dont know if you noticed but ive basically been an adult since i was 12”
“keep telling yourself that, kiddo”
seeing an explosion and immediately knowing it was peter
“i’ll see you later, happy, love you!”
investigating the crash site and whaddaya know, there’s peter and his first bad guy, you were kind of proud
“peter, you okay?”
“nope!”
“okay, cool”
more damage control lmao (a/n: yall sick of damage control yet?)
a congratulatory call from your dad
“hey! you did pretty good, all things considered. why don’t you take the kid to the avengers compound for his special surprise?”
“aye aye, see you soon.”
“love you, kiddo”
“you too, dad”
quick fast forward to peter rejecting the position as an avenger while the press was outside, yes, you were surprised
but then your dad finally proposed to pepper, it was a pretty cool engagement announcement
“y/n, will you be my maid of honor?”
“duh!”
happily ever after (a/n: until the next part is up)
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barryallcn · 7 years
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Random thoughts 3??!
WHO THE HELL WAS THAT DUDE IN THE TIGER OUTFIT IN SMHC LIKE WHATS THERE STORY???? WHO WAS HE HUH? HE SHOWED UP MULTIPLE TIMES!!!! WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO THIS MAN IS??
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