#snakes with legs

[belvira]

[mockingjaysongbird]

TOM BLYTH as CORIOLANUS SNOW in THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES

[gleafer]

🎶He’s got legs but he doesn’t know how to use them!🎶 -ZZTOP, probably

Another Eden Adventure part 1

[noxcheshire]

I kept thinking of little baby man Phantom and the potential of Danny being an actual baby of the Infinite Realms. However, he’s more snake teenager than itty bitty Little Baby Man edition, cause I think it’d be so funny to just — imagine this teenage snake curled up in a summoning circle, obviously having been taking a nap and looking up with his big green, sleepy eyes and Constantine just stares and freaks because, “THATS A WHOLE ASS BABY, PUT IT BACK!”

But they can’t because apparently the summoning was more of a ‘knock knock I’m a babysitter’ and Danny’s ghost parent decided that this was the perfect time to have some time for themselves if Heroes were so willing to take care of Danny for a little while.

Another take — mainly in reference to a different post about Klarion actually just being a toddler of the infinite realms with no ideas on how to human and thinks him fighting with heroes is just a play date — zooms into the human realm where the heroes are and just goes, “Hey I’m dropping my baby sibling onto you guys cause my dad got mad last time Danny got hurt by the humans I hang with. So here you go, I’ll pick him up later.”

A teenage snake Danny is dropped into a hero’s arms where he mainly grumbles and then shifts to better take a nap. Klarion drops the baby essentials at them with no further explanations other then “here’s their favorite blanket, if they get fussy taco them; here’s the baby milk make sure it’s -200 F, they have an ice core, etc.” and then just DISAPPEARS after leaving what amounts to a month old infant in human heroes care.

[chaoticvictorianspirit]

I love all the acting choices David and Micheal made for their characters but one I'm especially obsessed with (and frankly I don't see it being talked about enough) is the body language/posture.

David took one look at Crowley and decided this boy is Bouncy™. He has cooked spaghetti for bones. Ninety percent of his walking is done by his shoulders actually. He might be man-shaped but he's actually a liquid constantly changing form to fully fill the container (chair) he's in.

Meanwhile Michael went - We'll he's an angel, of course he's prim and proper and carefully put-together. He has the posture and grace of a classically trained dancer. There is also One Million Bees under his skin at any given moment.

And they were so right.

[anxiousdepressee]

Randomly remembered that in the Bible, snakes used to have legs, but I can’t recall the legs themselves being described, so I improvised.

Meet Catersnek, Creepy Long Legs, and Skrunk.

[noodlehaku]

local fox finds a scaly new friend. local dragon adds hyperactive furball to his treasure hoard.

[markscherz]

Why are lizards and salamanders so similar in shape?

That’s just what peak performance looks like

[ihatebrainstorm]

[Medicine]

"The Caduceus. Commonly mixed up with the Rod of Asclepius."

Guys I think it'd be really funny if Pharma and Ratchet had the same voice

[yellowistheraddest]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOSER MAN!!

totally not my second attempt

[watchingwisteria]

we need to talk about lucky flickerman more because why was i laughing out loud in the middle of THE HUNGER GAMES

[writing-for-life]

Dream—Mindy Lee

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

"Well..."

The way he works his tongue while deflecting Beez' questioning makes me feel very normal and not at all rabid or feral, obviously

[redstonebug]

creeper, goat, butterfly - hear me out.

Kampe Doc, like the dragon lady monster from Greek mythology with the random ton of heads of beasts around her neck and waist and hundreds of snakes on her feet. Make Doc weirder.

[m6gg3ts0n9izza]

Bae need to come home the kids miss him😩

[chippy-fresh]

I read TBOSAS over Christmas and I gotta say the film deprived us of some very funny classmate dynamics