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sn4pe · 1 year
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wise words by @alwyssnpe LMAO
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chocoramo-cow · 24 days
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LMAO more shit from snapetok so cursed
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smilingformoney · 1 year
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severusish · 2 years
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snape every time harry opens his mouth:
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snapeysister · 2 years
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So this is how Professor Snape obscures his identity nowadays...
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moonlightdancer26 · 8 months
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Snape haters: How do people even like Snape?
Also Snape:
“Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent.”
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“Would you like me to do it now?” asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. “Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”
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“I was just showing Harry my grindylow,” said Lupin pleasantly, pointing at the tank.
“Fascinating,” said Snape, without looking at it.
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As Harry raised himself into a sitting position, his head still swimming from its last contact with the ground, he saw Snape running as hard as he could, the enormous beast [Buckbeak] flapping behind him and screeching as Harry had never heard him screech —
. . . Snape had managed to Disapparate just beyond the school’s boundaries.
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Snape gave her [Umbridge] an ironic bow and turned to leave.
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“The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter — or at least, most minds are.” He smirked.
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“Potter, when I want nonsense shouted at me I shall give you a Babbling Beverage. And Crabbe, loosen your hold a little, if Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork, and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job.”
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babblingflowers · 7 months
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I feel like we don’t talk enough about how James and Sirius definitely learned legilimency to communicated telepathically and it does in fact creep everyone else out
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stylesandpottertoo · 26 days
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"my father didn't strut" james potter would be screaming at the top of his lungs from heaven in support of his boy
'oh but he did strut don't you think he'd laugh about it?' yes WE KNOW but do you think he would see harry being tortured by severus fucking snape and NOT side with harry? darling he wouldnt even THINK of how he walked, all he knows right now is that harry is in pain, and that's all he cares about
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dinxieyinxie · 2 months
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i have like,, a Folder of shitposts to redraw them in
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keister-meister · 9 months
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Severus Snape death scene (Family Guy)
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Hot Take:
No one was more obbsessed with Severus Snape than James Potter. The man literally stalked Severus 24/7, even had a map made to tell James his precise location at all times just so he could pop up and suprise him. Like I know the map served other purposes but James spent his TIME and his ENERGY into that shit hardcore. He spent serious effort figuring out Severus weaknesses, his friends, when he could catch him alone, watching him write his essays and tests ect. Like Severus lived rent free in James’s head almost as much if not more than Lily did. His asshole must have been sore from riding Snape’s dick so hard all day long Jesus Christ.
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smilingformoney · 1 year
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incorrect soul of ice quotes (3/?)
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severusish · 2 years
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dumbledore: yeah harry’s got to die
snape: tell me why
dumbledore: aint nothin but a mistake
snape: i said tell me why
dumbledore: aint nothin but a heartache
snape: ….
dumbledore: i never wanna hear you say
snape: please don’t —
dumbledore: ✨ I. WANT. IT. THAT WAY ✨
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sneepseverus · 26 days
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Hold 😮 up ✋🏼 what 🤔 did you 🫵🏼 say 🗣️ ❓ about our 😜 blorbo 🤪 Sneep 🦇 ⁉️ How 🤷🏻 dare 😡 you 😤 No 🙅🏻 Snaters 🤢 are allowed ⛔️here 👇🏼 We 🙌🏼 Snovers 😘 love 🥰 our man 🕺🏻 He is smarter 📕 funnier 😹 and sexier 🥵 than an idiot 🥶 like you 🫵🏼 will EVER be 😌 He is NOT 🚫 an incel 🥱 He 🙋🏻‍♂️ gets 🏃 his cock 🐓 sucked 💦 every 🤤 night 😴 and we 🙌🏼 make sure 😜 of it 😚 Sorry 😢 not 😜 sorry 🤩 that you 👶🏻 just don’t ❌ understand 💭 his mysterious 👻 brooding 🪄 nature 🍀 It requires 🧐 a big 🤯 brain 🧠 which you 🥸 will NEVER 👎🏼 possess 😛 so talk 🎙️ to the hand 👋🏼 and just 😠 go 🚶 back 🔙 to your 🤒 marlosers 🤣 and accept 😩 that you 🤡 will never 😰 ever 😫 get on our 😋 level 🎚️ bitch 🐕 😈👹👺
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nevermindigotthis · 22 days
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If you know, you know.
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moonlightdancer26 · 1 month
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James Potter:
Actually saved Harry’s life ❌
Outran a hippogriff ❌
Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ✅
Is batman ❌
Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ❌
Severus Snape:
Actually saved Harry’s life ✅
Outran a hippogriff ✅
Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ❌
Is batman ✅
Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ✅
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