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RoR Incorrect quotes#167 Thank you-

Loki: wait, so y/n kissed you and you said “thank you”?

Thor: yes...

Loki: well that was very polite~

Thor: I panicked

-In the human side-

Y/n*Eating cereal on the couch watching kitchen nightmares with Cain and Abel*-Then he thanked me...

Cain & Abel: As he should

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Adam, before his fight: Bye Eve! Bye Cain! Bye Abel! Bye Eve!

Cain: Father, you said ‘bye Eve’ twice.

Adam: I like Eve.

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── Adam. Fluff! HCs

Warning. None, just me writing I guess.

Author’s note. It’s almost 5 am for me, I’m too excited to sleep. I need to practice my english probably incorrect grammar here and there,, so this too long. Just I love too much this beautiful man

愛. Adam despite his laid-back personality is an absolute gentleman, sweet and very protective when it comes to you, like a charming prince. He’s not a very touchy person at first but he becomes affectionate with you. He genuinely enjoys spending time with you though he isn’t clingy he is protective over you and will worry about your safety and well-being. Especially if you are careless, clumsy, or weak in which case, he can be a little bit fatherly towards you, feeling the need to take care of you. Of course, he’ll always make sure you’re taking care of yourself; that you’re eating enough and eating healthily, that you’re getting sufficient amounts of sleep and exercise.

愛. His kisses are deliberate. They’re gentle and sweet, it always feels right. Adam’s kisses last longer but are still gentle and in bed they can get a little more feverish and aren’t limited to just your lips. Eskimo kisses. The Father of Humanity invented them and you cannot tell me otherwise, probably because it requires less effort. He’s more a man of action than words and he’ll try his best to encourage you and support you when he can tell you need it. He’s also the best for raising your self-esteem. He’s always there to help boost your confidence if you need it. Adam seems to find happiness in simple things. He tends to approach things lightheartedly and this helps you if you are pessimistic or who sometimes can be a bit down.

愛. Adam loves to sit with you in peace and be completely comfortable together sitting in complete silence with stolen kisses and touch. Adam gives off an aura of serenity and it’s really comforting without him even trying to be. There wouldn’t be talking, just sitting side by side, enjoying the quiet and warmth your body radiate. And let him play with your hair. He can feel the stress melt away from you as you melt in his arms as his fingers twirl your locks. When he does it is always so gentle, his gestures are so delicate, you can relax every time he brushes you, you can fall asleep sometimes. Cain and Abel enjoy it too! Adam felt his somnolent little one start to nod off against him. He wrapped his arms around him and cradled him softly against him, stroking his head. And your hand stroking the blond hair of your cute Abel who lay on your soft lap, sighing blissfully, causing you to laugh.

愛. He is very considerate and observant and remembers a lot about you and is nearly perfect at coming up with presents for you which he will surprise you with gifts at random times, but especially any time he thinks you need cheering up. Mostly are simple gifts whether it’s flowers, your favourite food, or that pretty dress he saw you eyeing the other day at the store. Loves when you bring him lunch. Adam thinks your food is the most delicious thing ever. Especially when you can sweeten those sour apples of Eden. When you are baking he does enjoy helping you decorate your cakes and cookies though. Also with Cain and Abel stealing some a bit when you’re two not looking.

愛. He doesn’t mind PDA and enjoys holding hand, hugs and kisses kind of enjoys it if you are a bit clingy or touchy. Adam is quite direct. He may not seem like the type to say ‘I love you,’ but in fact, he can say it often and very matter-of-factly, no matter who’s around to hear it. Adam has no shame. He just doesn’t care what others think, he likes to hesitate to rest his head on your shoulder or he’ll come and he’ll lay his head in your lap without a word even as you are busy. Adam doesn’t get jealous very easily at all. He’s chill with everybody, he knows you love him and he has no reason to be really jealous, so he’d it’s not necessarily jealousy if someone was genuinely trying to piss him off. Adam will outright call the other person out, reminding them how disrespectful it is to mess with someone else’s partner. He thinks communication is key in a relationship. He’ll always talk to you if something is bothering him and he’ll expect you to do the same. And if you’re ever uncomfortable, no matter the situation, he’ll be there to help you.

愛. Adam like spending time with his children playing or teaching them things especially anything dealing with animals but even just different things in general like helping them learn to walk or talk or explaining how things work. Just imagine the small proud smile on his face at his son first steps. Adam and his sons rarely argue he is the type of dad that his children could talk to about anything, knowing that he won’t judge them and that he’ll always love them. If one of them would misbehave from time to time, but it might be a rare occurrence since Adam would be the type to talk and always explain why he is saying “No” rather than just say it and expect to be obeyed. M!AU；Adam is the most ‘cool’ dad. Like all of the kids at the school admiring him when he comes to pick his children up. They all just think he looks so cool and strong. But very gentle with the kids.

愛. Adam is not a morning person. He prefers to sleep in, especially if is with you. But always the only exception is when his family needs him or goes to job. Especially if you wake up earlier than either on needs you need just let him hugging and holding you from behind while placing his chin over your shoulder while wrapping his arms under your waist. Mostly Adam stays up just to make sure you fall asleep soundly and he’ll tend to watch you but not in a creepy way. He just likes to take in your beautiful sleeping face and bask in the fact that you’re actually sleeping with him. This makes him realize that you both trust each other fully and that’s when he’s the most comfortable falling asleep when you’re safe and with him. It’d be wonderful and I bet he’d be adorable to wake up next to him. That’s my fantasy.

愛. Adam loves animals. He talks to them all the time. Probably more than he talks to everyone else combined, except for you, of course. He’d love to have a pet with you. Very possibly a bunny. But anyway there is always a bird accompanying him or a small field mouse determined to following him. Adam would much rather read a book with you or go for a peaceful evening stroll. One of his favorite things to do is walk around nature with his family. Would enjoy taking his sons on long walks, carrying one of them on his shoulders, and talking about life. You two are holding his hand all the time, and the short man was rubbing his thumb over your soft hand. You only let go of Adam’s fingers when you wanted to see something up much closer, like the little birds perching on the branches to get closer to Adam and lean towards you or pretty butterflies. You slightly laugh blissfully with your cheerful voice expanding on the environment, which made the scenery most charming.

愛. His voice is absolutely beautiful. He’s amazing at telling stories to keep you entertained. Whether they really happened or not, Adam has plenty of stories to share. He’s spent plenty of time on his own and he’s needed ways to occupy himself. He also likes when you make flower crowns for him and watching you gently weave them into his hair before running your nails down his neck and shoulders. Abel loves to make you flower crowns. He will find your favorite flower and he will sit there for hours trying to make you the best possible flower crown he can come up with. Cain will act like he doesn’t care at first, but quickly practically demands that his brother teach him so he can do it for you too. This two are adorables! One downside though is that they will want to bring home the bugs and little animals they find. But once a time they brought home a skunk.

愛. Adam really enjoys it when you lays on top of him or lays with their head resting on his chest. Your head laying on his chest, and with his arms around your waist, head snuggled up against his chest his hands intertwined with yours. When he’s on your breasts it’s always super comfy for him and being able to hear your heartbeats. He also likes getting to hear it speed up every time his fingers brush against your sides and the small of your back. Adam loves hugging you from behind no matter the height difference, he just enjoys holding you close to you. Adam is a perfect cuddler. He’s strong, warm, and all-encompassing. Adam can kill for you. He doesn't need a reason to protect you and he will always love you. You definitely don’t have to worry about someone getting hurt because he’ll always protect you and your beautiful smile.

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RoR Incorrect quotes#167 Who you gonna call?~

Cain & Abel Knock on Fighters Now shared bedroom

Abel: Can we sleep in your room tonight?

Buddha: Why, what happened?

Abel: W-Well, We played with a Ouija board and cursed all of ours-

Cain*Already coming inside with a dufflebag*And Y/n isn't much help- They don't know how to banish spirits, so They're just throwing salt at them and yelling, "Does this look like a hotel to you?!"

Fighters:...

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RoR Incorrect quotes#138 I LOVE YOU!!!

When Adam enters the arena...no one was expecting a shout so much louder than both sides to cut them off-

Y/n*Seeing that Adam is leaving to go on his fight, As he Superhero lands on the arena*...I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

Adam*Smiles as he sees you with Eve and His sons*I love you!

Y/n: HAVE A GOOD DAY!

Adam: Have a great day!~

Y/n: BYEEEEE!~

Zeus*Look back and forth the interaction*...

Adam:Byeee!~*Blowing kisses in your direction along with his sons and Wife*

Y/n*Covers cheeks and giggles then uses them to "amplify" own voice*I LOVE YOUUUU!?~

Adam I LOVE YOU TOO!

Y/n: I LOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUU!?~

Adam: I LOVE YOU TOO!?~

Y/n*In a high-pitched voice with tiny wings fluffed behind him happy waving at them*I LOVE YOU SO MUCCCCCHH!?!?~

Adam*Snorts at your excitement as you soon tell the other humans to chant with you*Oh my...

Humans: WE LOVE YOU DAAD!

Zeus*Looking back at his children*?~

Ares:...

Heracles:...

Hermes:...

Ares:...I love...mother...and your her...husband?...

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RoR Incorrect quotes#108 Aftermath

After You and Odin left...from the awkward family dinner You and Odin leave after you and eve pulled the two men apart...Eve apologizes to Odin and You and gives you both the one cake....that didn't get destroyed in the fight

Eve: Kids. bed, now. I want to talk to your father~*Slowly turns her head to look at Adam, smiling but with veins on her forehead*

Adam*Blinks and smiles looking at the Boys Nervously*No, kids, stay...Please stay

Eve: Go.

Adam: Stay.

Eve: Go!

Adam: Stay!?~

Eve: You go!

Adam: Cain, stay!

Eve: Now!

Adam: Abel, don't move!?

The Two go and stop looking at their parent's dispute, Cain actually looks nervous not knowing who to listen to, Abel awake looking like a lost puppy

Eve: You go!

Adam: Boys, stay!?!

Eve: Get out of here!

Cain*Grabs the hand of his little brother and walks away slowly out the door*

Abel*actually crossing with his free hand for his father's wellbeing*sorry papa...

Adam: Don't leave me!?!

Eve:You get out of here!?!

Cain & Abel Internally-

This is part 2 to my friend @sketchy-owl(Their content is SO GOOD Y'ALL!)

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RoR Incorrect quotes#85 Mama Bear

Now All...Imagen that In the fight between Zeus and Adam was switched last minute to you and Zeus

Zeus: It’s useless to win!*Manages to throw a punch to your face*

As you create a magic barrier to lessen the blow you still fly off to have your body smack against the arena walls, As Eve tries to hold Adam back...Eve watches in horror as your body lays on the ground coughing blood

Eve*Pupils dilate like an ACTIVATED JASON BOURNE and she hears “KILL BILL” music in her head as your eyes managed to look at hers*Myyyyy…. Sweeeeet…. BaaabBBBYY! Hermes*Spotting her from the other side of the ring* She seems agitated?-

Eve jumps into the arena, grabs the back of Zeus' head SLAMS them to the ground...SHOCKING EVERYONE in the arena...EVEN CAIN AND ABEL...Minus Adam who is clapping in support at his wife, A random God who was put to take out anyone who interferes with the fight goes to Eve- MinorGod: Do not defy me-*Is impaled in the chest by Eve's hand as he feels his heart being ripped by her* Eve: I AM EVE- MOTHER OF HUMANITY! LOOK UPON ME IN FEARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!*bounces the heart into her purse and swings her colorful purse around like a gunslinger*

More of the minor gods of the Greek pantheon charge her and SHE RIPS INTO THEM! She DECAPITATES them and goes ON AN ALL-OUT RAMPAGE- She charges at a TERRIFIED Zeus. She makes fighting grunts and growls as she beats the SNOT of them, But Zeus was about to turn around to run-

Zeus*Feels Eve grabbed his legs and swung him around till she throws him towards the gods*No! She’s grown too powerful! Please! PLEASE! AUGHHHHHHHHH!- She slices and Dices thru the gods! She jumps on another god and slices their face causing blood to spray onto her UNBLINKING FACE She jumps on another AND RIDES THEM LIKE A HOVERBOARD! As she HOLDS A “BLEEDING” HEAD OF A GOD RIGHT AT CAMERA Eve: YeeeAAARRGHHHH!!!!*flies about the air, slicing warrior gods in half left and right! A splatter of blood hits You, Cain, and Abel as Adam hugs you three like a bloodstain from a horror movie, You and Humanity+Valkyries watch your mother in still fear Zeus: NO! The reckoning is at hand!

...Adam WAS the first to witness...how Eve threw under all her sweetness and wholesomeness...lies a bear NO ONE should poke if she senses her babies are in danger...He ALMOST pity's the gods...

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RoR Incorrect quotes#94 DTF-Y

In Your Room, You and your brothers are playing Games when There was a call and Cain answered

Cain: Y/nnnnnn! That clingy, Great Value Aquaman asshole is on the phone! Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you! Sounds a little DTF-y...

Cuts to Abel and You sitting on the floor pausing the game and eating the healthy snacks mama made for you three

Y/n*throws his cup of water on the floor* Oh, GODS, it was one time! *crosses arms* If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, None of us would have a proper chance against the gods!

Abel*stares in stunned silence* ...You what?

Cain: Y/NNNNN!

Y/n:I HEARD YOU ALREADY-

Should there be a part two?~Also thanks to @sketchy-owl for helping me with this quote!

...damn first his wife then one of his older brothers...We really hitting Zeus family to piss him off-

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RoR Incorrect quotes#103 Dark Side

Adam talking with the Mother's of the fighters about his experiences raising you

Adam: So once my boy's and I was having a lightsaber fight, My little girl comes up to me and goes-

Y/n(5): Hey daddy, I'm gonna have a lightsaber fight with you too but im Darth Vader! Adam: ...And I was like "Alright, You know...little weird you wanna be at the darkside at this age...CHOOSING evil at 5 is a little concerning to a parent"Whatever you want-

Adam: My little girl is holding this Red light saber TWICE the size of her body and she is psyched she is doing what her older brothers were doing with her dad, And were just yk going back an fourth-She cuts my leg off so im hopping in one leg...

Adam:-Then she cuts my arm that's holding the lightsaber, I drop the lightsaber-NOW SHE'S GETTING COCKY-...

The Mother's*Giggle at Adam's demonstration*

Adam: THEN SHE CUTS MY OTHER LEG OFF, AND I FALL BACK ON THE COUCH CUZ I DONT HAVE A CHOICE NOW I DONT HAVE ANY LEGS AND I SAID-"Oh sweetie~You won! You just beat daddy!~"...And in the most adorable voice you all can image she just goes...

Y/n(5):Not yet!~

Adam: AND PUT THE SHIT THROUGH MY THROAT AND CUT!*Doesnt knows whether to be proud or...scared*She said "You gotta get the throat! that's the most important part!"

Anne"Maybe Jack and Her are a matched-made in heaven after all..."

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RoR Incorrect quotes#98 Traumatized Daddy

In a perfect world...the fighters are kids and Adam is taking you to Ragnarok daycare with your brothers...he opted to stay and play with you on the swings letting your brothers start making clear the NO BF rule...

Y/n(6)*Looking up at Adam*Daaad

Adam*Is twirling the swing with you in it*Yeah?

Y/n(6): How does the Baby get IN the lady's belly?

Adam*Eyes widen and sweat drops*...WOAAAAH!*Lets go of the swing*

Y/n(6): AAAAaaaaaaAAAH!?*Is twirling in circles in the swing in a past pace*

Adam was not ready for that...

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RoR Incorrect quotes#119 It's the Annihilator

Cain*Holding his red nose and grins*NONO-NO...This just gave me an idea~*Looks of You making karate chops mid-air as Abel holds you away from his face*

-It cuts off a trashcans views-

Cain & Abel: It's the Annihilator!?!~*Cain is holding karate chopping You who hits the trash off from path*

Cain: With realistic kung-fu karate chop action! they can break anything with their tiny hand!~

-It shows Cain holding with GREAT strength your hand -

Cain: Nothing can resist them?! Cars! Trees! Bricks! Houses! their own face!

-It shows you breaking Nikola's car window, a tree, and A wall that was connected to a room It was Raiden's...Abel threw you a brick and then flinched when you break it...to you accidentally hitting your face-

Cain & Abel: It's the Annihilator!*The two are on a small hill holding you up in the sky while you still angrily karate chop*

Part 2 of:

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RoR Incorrect quotes#106 Jams!

Raiden Helped Buddha in trying to court the youngest of Adam's in hand..Raiden did his best to make him look more presentable and even with gifts

Buddha: We have jams!

Adam: Jams?

Cain & Abel: Jams?

Buddha: Yes, jams! Yam jams, fig jams!

Eve*Who looks excited about the jams, unlike you and Adam*Yam jams!~

Buddha: And date jams. Seedless, delicious, exotic jams!-

Raiden: Move away from the jams*whispers to him with a cringed-out smile*

Buddha:...What?

Raiden: We have jewels

Buddha: Jewels! We have them! And, uh, that! Over there, hidden for suspense. Hmm? Whew! Ta-da! Uh...

Y/n: ...It's a wheel?*looks at the object the monks brought*

Buddha: It's, uh, very expensive!~

Y/n: And what do you hope to buy with this expensive?*Raises brow at Buddha*

Buddha: You!

Everyone in the room grew DEADLY quiet, Your smile dropped...Raiden actually looks at a loss for words...even the Buddha followers who came to support him have to give the Their God a "Really?..." glance...Buddha sadly realized his mistake too late

Raiden*Mentally face palms and bites tongue*...Wow

Buddha: No! No, no, no!A moment with you, a moment. That's not...*Looks at Raiden for help who only gives him a crashing plane noise*

Y/n: Are you suggesting I am for sale?*Raises brow and tries to give him another try, Calming their anger*

Buddha: Of course... *Looking at your with a lovesick gaze*

Adam&Cain looking at him with a glare while Eve&Abel shocked :

Buddha*Snaps out of trance and panics even more*-Not! No, of course not! No!

Raiden: It's cold and it's dark...my experience when I died But I prefer it to this...*Whispers at Buddha with a tired...and disappointed tone*

Y/n: Please excuse me...I need to go and find some bread...*Turns around and heads to go back to their own room*

Eve: F-for the jams!~*Waves them off and follows you in a hurry*

Buddha: No! That's not what I meant. I...

Abel: You did great!*Gives him an awkward thumbs up and also goes to follow his mother*

Buddha: That's not what I meant!...

Raiden: Just leave them alone, You didn't do great...

Thanks to @sketchy-owl for helping with this!~

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RoR Incorrect quotes#83 Scarred 4 Life!

After Sorcerer Supreme you rewind time to relive adam...Eve wasted no time going after him for a kiss, In the Bleachers tho...

S.S Y/n: Aw, sick!

Abel: Mama’s really handsy...

Cain: You’re a couple of sluts!

Abel: I think it’s nice

S.S Y/n: Hey! Get the next fight movin’! I’m getting scarred for life up here!?

When your parents kiss in public...the inner child comes out-

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RoR Incorrect quotes#118 Pretty Doll

Imagen Cain & Abel united forces...and tried to sell you off to the gods when Adam Came with you in his arms saying they got a new 'baby' sibling...

Cain & Abel*Both holding You in the air* It's Baby Y/n~, the living baby doll!~

Cain*Speaking to the crowd with you in apple theme onesie*They like to eat their cookies!

Y/n*Pissed off a look as the cookie is pushed into your mouth*

Cain & Abel: It's Baby Y/n~, the living baby doll!~

Abel: They like to drink milk!~ They really drinking it!~

Y/n*spits out milk at Abel*

Cain & Abel: It's Baby Y/n~, the living bab— *cut off, You karate chop Cain in his face*

Cain: OW!

Abel*Sighs and looks at Cain, still holding you up by your armpits*Forget man, this is never gonna work...

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RoR Incorrect quotes#149...Nosey Fam-

Adam*In your room and came to ask if you wanted a rematch over smash bros to find some books in your bed*...House of Birth? A womb with a view?...Anna Placentina?...

Adam*Raises brow*...Why would my darling princess have a bunch of books on pregnancy...unless...

Slowly...VERY slowly Adam realizes what this could imply...what his favorite child may...have done...

Adam*The horror hits too fast and he runs out of your room through the hallways with the Valkyries...who are thrown off seeing their father run in panic*aaa-aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!?!?!

Adam is seen running at full speed while screaming, shocking...SEVERAL known of the human fighters...then past the gods...neither humans nor gods have EVER seen Adam act like that and many were worried what could have scared him

Adam*Running STILL at Full speed around the arena to find the individuals he knows he should know first*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!?!?!

Eve*Was having a talk with Hera over the phone, watching Cain and Able play on their gameboys*!?!

Cain & Abel:!?!

Adam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-AAIM GONNA BE A GRANDFATHER!?!

Eve, Cain & Abel* All three of them drop what they were holding *....Y/N IS PREGNANT!?!

The whole family(Tho Eve and Abel screaming with happiness-Adam and Cain screaming in horror): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH?!?!

....Adam is on the hunt-