#snv goll

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#184 Goll Mastermind

Goll: Are you religious? I'd like to introduce you to my religion!~

Thor*sighing and picks Goll up in his arms*What is your religion, Little one?

Goll*Shows picture of You doing something chaotic*

Thor: I'm interested...

Brunhilde:...

[mokkegeko-monke]

Just wanted to try something new, hopefully I can improve more from here🥹

[justvir]

So, yesterday i bough vol.17 of RoR, and well i have somenthing to say:

↑ Here we see that Gondul likes good-looking people (translated) and so she fulminates Galileo Galilei...but that means...

↑ ...she fulminates Edison because she thinks that he isn't?! like how?? he's so pretty, handsome, hot...😭😭My Edison...💘

[thequietkid-moonie]

sure i dont mind

characters i would like to request buddha, zerofuku (happy), brunhilde, göll and shiva

Introvert and innocent reader has psychic powers

[ PLATONIC HEADCANONS ] [ Buddha, Zerofuku, Brunhilde, Göll ]

[ Shuumatsu no Valkyrie / Records of Ragnarok ]

× This is inspired in Mob (from Mob Psycho 100)

I REALLY love Mob, he is just so cute!! ❤️❤️ Also your request is the perfect excuse to Finally continue watching Mob Psycho 100, so thank you!!

This is my first time writing for Valkyries!! Woow!! Im really nervous but really excited too!! I hope I made it right

Also, sorry I not longer write for Shiva

Buddha

Rumors about you run across the people as well the desire to be able to defeat you, and for how much Buddha hears it he end up getting pretty interested on you (or maybe annoyed, but what matter is that now he want to meet you), and once something gets into Buddha's mind no one can stop him

Since the rumors don't talk much about how you look but more about your power will be pretty difficult for him to find you, is probably that one day he finds you by accident, like you tell him that you are the one he is looking for (because he ask you if you know something or because you overhear it) or that you are the one who approached to him

Either way Buddha is shocked when he finally manage to meet you, although is probably that at first he doesn't fully believe you because you don't seem too powerful (and do not show yourself any trait of egoism and that is impressive)

He ask you if you could do something to prove yourself, although he won't force you to fight with him he just want to confirm that you are the person he is looking for, and once you do he just grows even more curious about you since you seem rather calm and not the type to pick a fight with others, so how in hell you get the reputation you have

You two spend a lot of time after the strange meeting, Buddha is asking you a lot of things about your powers and everything, and even when he finds hilarious that as powerful as you are you prefer to don't use your power or not even fight with anyone, at the same time he find it admirable and honorable, it doesn't take him long to take a liking on you

Without even noticing it Buddha had grow so attached to you that at some point he just started acting like a big brother with you, always joking and teasing you, including you in whatever he is into and even draging you around whenever he can, and sometimes he teach you important things of life (just sometimes, most of the times he is just playing around)

Buddha really likes your innocent side, he finds quite funny how easy you fall into his jokes or always believe him, but he always explain that he was just messing with you at the end, however he is the only one who can do it (maybe the other sages too, but he can get a little jealous over it), he won't alow anyone to even thing on take advantage of your innocence, other wise that bastard person will have to deal with a really angry Buddha, also to avoid this kind of situation Buddha will teach you to don't believe everything others say to you nor trust everyone

Still, no matter how much time you two spend together he never asks you to use your powers (at least never outside of a joking manner), he insist that you should just use them when you want and when you are comfortable with it, although he recommend you to use them in order to learn to control them (specially if you have bad past experiences with your powers, is something what you will have to live with so what better than learning to use it correctly)

Buddha is physicaly stronge so if you want to not depend so much in your powers and become stronge he can train you, he is really surprised that you want to be stronger but then again, he find it admirable so he totally accept (not without having prideful moment before)

He knows you are really stronge and you can protect yourself perfectly fine but he can't help but get a little wary of whoever come to you for your powers or want to fight with you (but getd even worst if is a god)

Zerofuku

Zerofuku lives alone, no one around to make him company and the closest human village is still quite far away so for you two to meet it has to be out of casuality, one day you two were just wandering around when you two end up meeting

Zerofuku has been always kindhearted and always ready to help, so he probably first of all he asks you if you are lost or need anything (although, he may be a little shy while asking it). It would take a while for you two to start to be friends, but once you do it quickly becomes a really good friendship, not passing much time before you become best friends and start sharing a lot of time together

However, Zerofuku isn't someone who ask much about your personal life (aside from wanting to know if everything is alright and if you are feeling happy), so for him to know about your psychic powers it wil be kinda like an accident, just seeing you use them so casually, and is truly surprised the first time he sees things floating around you (even more if you made him float), he just stare at you a moment before stuttering a lot of questions

Zerofuku is truly surprised for your powers but not afraid, he is curious and amased and he will love to see more of your powers, but if you ask him if he isn't scare he won't even understand why he should be. If you let him he will ask you a lot about your powers and will to love to see them, but after a while of talking about it he will start to feel embarrassed for asking so much about it (and probably even apologize for it), still your powers doesn't change the image he has of you, you continue being his best friend like always

As much as he loves them he will never force you to use your powers, he ask you to do it only if you are complety comfortable with it, also he offers to talk and show you his own powers too (although, he may think that his powers aren't as amazing as yours)

He finds really admirable your ideal of not using your powers to fight nor against anyone, it perfectly fits his own wish to be able to help others so he may tell you that you could use your own powers to help others too

If you want to become physicaly stronger because you don't want to completely depend on your powers he find it like a pretty interesting ideal, and inspiring too because in that moment he tell you that he totally support you with it, he isn't physicaly strong neither, so there isn't much he can do for you but he will be happy to make you company in your training (although, he may not completely follow it)

Brunhilde

Even when Brunhilde is respectful of the gods she doesn't really like them too much, so for her to meet you is more likely that you are a human or maybe a demigod, because if you are a god it would take her a long time to be more comfortable around you

Even if she gets to listen the rumors about you she prefers to not get carry away from those rumors, still she is someone who knows what she wants and is determinante to achieve her goal so she won't really search for you and if she does she first research everything she can about you, otherwise you will have to be the one who search for her or even meet by accident

At first Brunhilde just stays polite, she doesn't normally let others get into her life and heart so easily, not even her sisters, so it has to be by your hand to insist on hanging out with her, something that will surprise her

For a long time Brunhilde just stay polite, mainly just making an small chat or answering whatever you say/asks, but after a while she start to warm up to you and start to pay more attention to you and while Brunhilde start hanging out more with you she end up teaching you different things (even if she does it unconsciously), as well she teachs you a little about her way to see the world

As well, after spending more time she start to loosen up more and feel more comfortable with you, so she let you see that more expressive side of her and it could be pretty funny to see the contrast between her expressions and your more calm behavior

Even if you don't tell her or show her your powers she will know about them soon or later and she is pretty impress by them, still she doesn't ask you to use them for her, even when she is really interested on them (what you can do and your limits)

If you want to become physicaly stronger because you don't want to depend of your powers she will find it kinda weird knowing how powerful you are, in the other hand she find it admirable and respect your wish, if you will like her to train you she will accept (not without doubting it jokinly just to mess with you a little)

If you are a human Brunhilde will ask you if you will like to participate in the Ragnarok, knowing how powerful you is almost an victory assured, although you make clear that you don't want to use your powers against anyone and she will respect your wish (but that doesn't mean she isn't frustrated by it), however even when she respect it and finds your ideal honorable she may find a way to take advantage of your powers for her goal without force you to fight (she is a smart woman, she will know how to do it even without you noticing it)

Göll

Göll is easy to impress but also she is easy to get afraid of intimidating and powerful people, so if she only heards the rumors about you and your powers she will be pretty scare and nervous about meeting you, she may even ask her sisters if the know more about you to be able to avoid you (she is just anxious)

However, the rumors talks just about your powers, while your personality is rather calm and serious, so she may end up meeting you by accident one day and it won't take much time for you two to get along

It could be that she end up knowing that you are the person of the rumors just after meeting you (probably she end up talking about how it scare her) or some time after being friends she see you use them, still when she does find out about your powers she is pretty shocked and panicing a little, the little knowledge Göll has about that kind of power is for the gods and she unconsciously relates you to them (that is why she is pretty nervous about your powers even when you two are already friends)

If you two are already friends it would be easier for her to calm down, still she is willing to heard what you have to say and once you make clear that you don't like using your powers to fight she is pretty surprised, she ask you again if you really don't use them to fight with others and once you confirm it she start asking you more about it, really curious about why

Göll end up admiring you a lot for how even when you are really powerful you don't want to hurt anyone nor win power over others, or also how you don't think that your powers is the only thing that matter so she may even talk about you a lot with her sisters (when she isn't hanging out with you)

She will love to see your powers, although she want to see them little by little because she still feels uneasy about them (mainly intimidated), still she is always amazed by your powers and once she gets more comfortable she will start asking you a lot about the things you can do and have done and if you know why do you have them

As much as she loves your powers that isn't the reason why she become your friend, so if you feel uncomfortable with using so much your powers or if she is overstepping your bounduries she will hold back and talk about other things (not without before deeply apologize)

Also, if want to become physicaly stronger because you don't want to depend on your powers is something more that makes Göll admire you so much and she will be really happy to train with you to become stronger too, she may ask her sisters for help (specially Thrud)

[gabelesimp]

I'm back! Sorry for not posting in a long while, I was often busy..

Anyways!!

Record of Ragnarok!

What they wished for. (Yes, Angst!!)

Our characters: Hades, Goll and Beelzebub!

Hades:

He wished that he kept his promise, to be able to avenge Poseidon.

Goll:

She wished that Brunhilde never had to put their sisters' lives on the line, she wished to see them again.

Beelzebub:

He wished for so many. To die, to never be a monster, to have this curse lifted, to love someone, to see his friends and Lilith again.

[butter-pangcake]

its all in thai and i ain't bother translating them

drew during first anime season

[twinklemylittlestar]

♡~Sometimes I wish I were Goll just to be with her sisters~♡

[ayzscream]

[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Brunhilde: Göll, I know you think you're helping, but stop it.

Göll: I don't think I'm helping.

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#186 Humanity always

Aztec Deity You standing against the genocide of humans along with Brunhilde

Zeus: What's More important? Humanity or Us!

Aztec!Y/n*Without battling an eyelash* Humanity

Gods:!?!...

You leave the Council room with the Valkyrie sisters

Shiva: ...Man They didn't even think about it...

The doors re-open and you come in

Zeus: Ha! I see you reconsidered-

Aztec!Y/n*Ignored him and went to grab Heracles, throwing him over your shoulder* Im just taking my favorite stuff before I annihilate you all, Thats all

Heracles*Fighting to off your grip and get down* I-I DONT BELONG TO YOU!!!

Aztec!Y/n:Yes you do~

Heracles*Pouts and doesnt fight as you kick the doors to leave the council room again*...Yes I do

[saintsarefake]

Odin: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Goll: What if it bites me and it dies?

Brunhilde: That means you're poisonous my god Goll, learn to listen.

Buddha: What if it bites itself and I die?

Sasaki: That's voodoo!

Qin: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Jack: That's correlation, not causation.

Lu Bu: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Raiden: That's kinky.

Adam: Oh my god.

[justvir]

My Babieeeess

[palesublimeduck]

Grandma Sasaki

(Original video by: Marquita Green on tiktok)

[gabelesimp]

I had this idea..

Since Demigods and Valkyries imply themselves as siblings is kinda cute...

I kinda thought of it the same for the Angels-

Idk, Goll calling Lucifer "Big brother" is kinda cute to me 😭...

Just.... Imagine...

Goll: Oh! Big brother Lucifer!

Brunhilde: ..You got yourself in trouble again, didn't you, Lucifer?

Lucifer: Come on, it was just some apples! Nothing harmful!

[telvess]

Record of Ragnarok: What kind of pet do they have?

I'm like Tesla 🤣

Jack

I once read that people who are broken or haven’t experienced much love as children tent to choose animals that are less popular and sometimes seen as bad omens, such as black cats or ravens. So I see that Jack has a rat as a pet. They are intelligent and very clean animals, with an unfairly given bad reputation, and I think that suits Jack very well.

Nicola Tesla

Hear me out, Tesla is the proud owner of a turtle. There's a joke going around turtle owners that every time the turtle does something - such as yawns or falls asleep - you take a photo or video of it and happily show it to everyone. This is Tesla. The entire science crew has a mailbox full of this kind of spam, and their all sigh whenever Tesla sends them a new video of his pet doing absolutely nothing.

Poseidon

I think he likes animals in general. He despises humans and most gods for not behaving as they should, but animals are themselves. They do what is expected of them, they are excellent at being themselves, if that makes sense. So Poseidon probably has a dog that he has trained very well. The dog listens to all commends and generally behaves very well.

Hades

It’s canon that Hades has a pet - cockatoo. These animals require a lot of attention from their owner, which makes sense because we all know how lonely Hades is. He is literally playing chess with it! The parrot probably knows some fancy words like „magnificent” or „mellifluous”, and a whole bunch of wine names that it randomly says. Adamas, by the way, puts some effort into educating the bird too and incidently teaches it how to swear.

Beelzebub

Given how little he cares and how little he CAN care, the only option he has is fish. He gives it a good tank, he remembers to feed it and that’s it. They just exist. Damn… how depressing…

Loki

Two options. First: SAND ANT FARM. He watches it from time to time, mocking the ants for poor direction choices or just messing up with them for funnies. Second option is ferret. Loki finds them both annoying and interesting. There’s no boredom with them.

Ares

Ares thinks highly about himself, after all he is a part of the most powerful pantheon and the son of Zeus. He believes that he deserves only the best, which mean that whatever animal he gets, it will be a pure breed. If he chooses a cat or dog, it will receives a golden pillow to sleep on, a silver food bowl, the fanciest toys, the best caretakers, and… „the best owner”.

Thor

Thor has a cat. Most of the time they simply exist in their spaces and don’t interact. But every now and then a cat comes to Thor and demands a scratch, which Thor gives without hesitation. Loki once overheard Thor talking to his pet in those rare moments. Surprisingly, he speaks in a very gentle and caring tone, almost like mother to her child.

Hajun

He probably has a tank full of dead fish. Never cleaned, never fed, never bothered.

Lu Bu

Lu Bu has a pussy. He had no intention of having a pet, so the cat had to choose him, and Lu Bu obligated. He gives it lots of scratches and plays with it. Lu Bu is unfazed by the claws. Hearing her meow when he isn’t close puts him in a fighting stance. Nobody hurts his cat girl.

Hermes

Budgies! The guy has a lot of responsibilities, he's probably the last to fall asleep and the first to wake up, but he still finds time for his melodious pets. They always get the best snacks and for some unknown reason they become very excited when Zeus is around.

Göll

She has hamster, as small and cute as she is. Göll tries very hard to provide it a happy life, which probably means she’s trying too hard. She asks all his sisters for advice, and knowing how many siblings she has, she probably ends up with very conflicting opinions.

Zerofuku

Definitely rabbit. They are both full of energy, do not pose a threat and just enjoy themselves on a clearing somewhere.

Buddha

He doesn't have a pet, but he occasionally looks after Zerofuku’s and Göll's pets. He complains that he doesn't have time and that he doesn't care, but in the end he has a great time with the rabbit and hamster.

Noah

I think he ends up with a pigeon. He just feeds it from time to time in the same place and slowly tames it. Before he knows it, the bird becomes a new part of his life. He tells it about his problems, about Luna, Jack, Mother Goose and Shakespeare. This pigeon has therapeutic properties.

Qin

Definitely a husky. I see just two idiots keep talking to each other and arguing over nothing. The more the emperor demands something, the louder the husky's tantrum will be.

[xx-lemon-drop-xx]

•°•°•A normal day in Valhalla•°•°•

Hades: So young.. Damn, what happened to you, (Y/n)?

Shiva; dead serious: How many pickles can you shove up your ass?

Hades: [Stunned Silence, Planchette moves across board]

Hades; concerned: Nine?

Hermes: Ninety-one!?

Buddha: [Absolutely loosing his shit over in the corner]

Shiva: Nine-hundred and ten!?

Göll; concerned: Nine-hundred and ten pickles...?