#snv incorrect quotes

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#158 Romance

Nikola: Y/n I need my-

Y/n*Scrooling thru your phone, hands him his NOW cleaned goggles*

Nikola: Oh also I didn’t get a chance to…

Y/n*Hands him a cup of fresh cup of coffee, Just how he likes it*

Nikola*Sipping the coffee and blinks*... Marry me?

Y/n*Not looking up at him* I took care of that too, we’ve been married for the past seven years

Nikola: Excellent!~

[lotusmybelovednsfw]

Record of Ragnarok!

Incorrect quote!

Science crew!!

Tesla: There's a Penis picture of mine somewhere, I just lost it.

Edison: Well Guess what?

Tesla: ?

Newton: WE FOUND IT!

Tesla: IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE, HOLY SHIT-

The others: What the-

Me and Tesla stans: How much for the picture-

(I love it- HA-)

[gabelesimp]

Record of Ragnarok!!

Incorrect quote!!

Adamas, Hades and Poseidon!! (That one vocaloid audio)

Hades: Women!

Adamas: No.

Hades: why?

Adamas: Men.

Hades: No!

Adamas: why?

Hades: Women~

Poseidon: No.

Adamas and Hades: why?

Poseidon: Both.

Adamas and Hades: No.

Poseidon: Why?

[recreationalfanfics]

Record of Ragnarok x Reader but It's Tik Tok Audios (pt 3)

You: Father...Am I ugly?

Adam, as he hugs you: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the heavens♡

Loki: Uncle, am I ugly?

Odin: Yes, very much.

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You, texting someone: I don't know what to say.

Brunhilde: Here let me do it.

You:...Don't be mean about it, though.

Brunhilde: *deletes paragraph*

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Au where (Y/n) is Poseidon's equally moody and emo child

You: WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME UNCOOL!?

Poseidon: WHEN DID YOU START ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY WHO SCREAMS AT ME WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!?

You: RIGHT AFTER YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!

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Raiden: You can't run around like a footless chicken.

You: HEADLESS chicken, big guy.

Raiden: Uh, NO! How's a chicken supposed to run without its head!?

You: How's it supposed to run with no feet?

Raiden: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, (Y/N), WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?

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Zeus: SOMEOME SHOULD PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!

You: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, G R A N D P A

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You, a new diety: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

Loki: I dunno, I usually just throw shit at Shiva now.

You: Whose Shiva?

Loki, throwing a water bottle: YO SHIVA!

Shiva, whose STILL RECOVERING FROM R A I D E N: Yeah- *gets hit*

[xx-lemon-drop-xx]

(Y/n): Me and Buddha are having a baby.

Zerofuku: Oh that's great! I'm so happy for yo-

(Y/n): *Aggressively slams down adoption papers* It's you, sign here.

[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Apollo: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Leonidas, trying to read: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Apollo: I—

Apollo: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

[thekingwhereitallends]

Hades:Look who is back!

Anubis:(leaps towards Hades and wraps arms around his neck) I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

Hades:I believe you.

Anubis:I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY AND NEVER REALLY HURT ANYONE!

Hades:You are not just a good boy. You are the best boy around

Anubis:I EVEN WATCHED OVER HELHEIM AND PLAYED WITH CERBERUS!

Hades:You're too sweet,Anubis.

Hades:(pats Anubis on top of head)

Anubis:Welcome home,Hades.

Hades:Thank you,Anubis.

[kittybutter]

More SNV incorrect quotes haha

Buddha: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Loki: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Buddha: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Buddha: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Loki: *chugs entire bottle*

Loki: It’s perfume.

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Thor: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Lü Bu: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Thor: but what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward pause*

Lü Bu: Thor, they...they weren’t always orphans.

Thor:

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Thor: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Lü Bu: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Thor: Absolutely not.

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Buddha: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Zerofuku: You mean literally or figuratively?

Buddha: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Buddha: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Zerofuku: You would eat yourself?

Buddha: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Buddha, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Loki, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

[nixs27anime]

One Thing - Beelzebub x Y/N

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Y/N: What is one thing I told you not to do?

Beelzebub: Don't burn the house down.

Y/N: And what did you do?

Beelzebub: Made you dinner.

Y/N: *Raises an eyebrow at him*

Beelzebub:

Beelzebub: ... and burnt the house down.

[kyat-kyat]

Incorrect Record of Ragnarok Quotes #3

Poseidon : What are you doing? Kojiro : Kissing this shell 🐚 Poseidon : Disgusting Poseidon : Damn, I wish I was that shell Kojiro : What? Poseidon : I said I wish you burn in hell Hades : ....

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#150 Thank u next

Aphrodite: Who would you swipe right for? Apollo or Poseidon?~

Atheist!Y/n: I would delete the app.

Apollo & Poseidon:...

Aphrodite*Internally*..."Dont laught,Dont Laugh-"

[hannah-the-red-head]

Zerofuku: Adulting sucks butt! How do you humans deal with mortality? Lu Bu: Violence. Raiden: Copious amounts of alcohol. Kojiro: Ignorance. Buddha: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.

[gabelesimp]

Record of Ragnarok!!!

Incorrect quote!

Amphitrite: Everyone! This is my husband, Poseidon!

Poseidon: ...

Amphitrite: And this is his Husband, Tsukuyomi!!

Tsukuyomi: Hi!

Poseidon: Why have one bitch, when I can have two?

Shiva: HA! I HAVE THREE!

Zeus: ...Am I the winner or-

(I can't-😭)

[belladonazeppole]

Poseidon the God of Bottoms

*Telling Pytix why is a good idea for them to marry* Poseidon: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type. Pytix, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying? Poseidon: Perfect. *** Zeus: I like your top, Poseidon! Pytix, no fucks to give: I have a name, you know. Hera: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this. *** Pytix: *sucking on a popsicle* Asmodeus: Pfft, you practicing for when Poseidon gets here? Pytix: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle* Akaboshi & Alvah: Nice. Adamas: *Concern* Poseidon: *Turn on* *** Poseidon, trying to be romantic: You look good in that corset. Poseidon: You know where else I'd look good? Pytix, zero hesitation: Your bed. Poseidon, at the same time: By your side- wait, what? *** *After Poseidon is excepcional mean with Adamas and Zeus* Adamas: Is there a cactus where your heart should be? Zeus: What’s up your ass this morning! Pytix: *walks in* ...Hey. Hades: Hmm… nevermind. Poseidon: WAIT NO!

[saintsarefake]

Jack: Underestimate me, that'll be fun.

[xx-lemon-drop-xx]

•°•°•A normal day in Valhalla•°•°•

Hades: So young.. Damn, what happened to you, (Y/n)?

Shiva; dead serious: How many pickles can you shove up your ass?

Hades: [Stunned Silence, Planchette moves across board]

Hades; concerned: Nine?

Hermes: Ninety-one!?

Buddha: [Absolutely loosing his shit over in the corner]

Shiva: Nine-hundred and ten!?

Göll; concerned: Nine-hundred and ten pickles...?