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lonesplashy · 12 days

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this is just for fun since i like the flatland movie im aware how ass it looks is I made it on mspaint

is this even readable

#book of bill #flatland #baby bill #bill cipher #i sat down and watched all of gravity falls #i watched some of it as a kid but i didnt know how to pirate/i didnt have a tv back then so i didnt watch it in its entirety #it would've been another undertale/warrior cats thing if i watched it in middle school as god intended but im watching it at 19 instead #definitely a great show though even if im getting to it late #figured since there was a toxic yaoi resurgence might as well #mabels my favorite love you weird girl #dipper and mabel read the warrior cats books at a tender age i think

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muffinlance · 1 year

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...Crochet isopuppy pattern progress: 20%

Blame @lynzine and @januarydivide

#baby girl was fussy at nap time #so I laid there thinking about Shapes instead #now to see what horrid extra yarn I have to practice this guy on #aiming for about ~18 inches and fully rollable into its shell #because I really want them to be fetchable #also there is joy in rolling up your pupper and YEETING it at someone #as Spouse is about to learn #avatar the last airbender #atla #salvage

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lilaccatholic · 11 months

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Physically I'm here but mentally I'm clawing the eyes out of everyone who talks crap about their children on the internet and posts them in their most vulnerable moments for clout

#i just saw a video of a like eleven or twelve year old girl approach her mom's car when she got home from work and without even saying hello #to her kid she yelled at her to go inside so she could talk to her husband first and then shouted at the kid when she said her dad put her #through hell that day. is she probably overreacting bc shes a kid and she doesnt have get emotional regulation yet? absolutely. but also?#as the kid who knew that if i didnt get to my mom with my side of things first that my dad would twist things to make himself look like the #victim in a situation i promise you that baby girl isnt feeling heard and that would be sucky but normal on its own. the type of thing #families work through together yknow? but to post that on the internet??? to be recording when you come home knoeing there are problems in #your house and wanting to put online forever a moment in time where there are really strained relationships among members of your family??#especially when it's the relationship btwn your husband and your child??? nope. im sorry. uh uh.#that kid deserves better than that. your husband deserves better than that. everyone deserves better than to have their really vulnerable #moments shared on the internet with strangers #like. i think about how i felt as a kid when i found out my parents had told a relative something i considered private. how embarrassed and #betrayed i felt. the thought that EVERYONE would see that instead of just my dad's relatives or w/e?#bby girl im incandescent with rage #anyway #lilac rambles

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dilfdarthvader · 1 year

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this is the most minor nitpick but y'all. vader did not order the destruction of alderaan.

#i keep running into this in fics #it was tarkin!!!#it's the first movie y'all!!#(release date wise)#my baby girl vader is an evil pos #but he didn't make that call 😭#girlie pop was just standing there like 🧍🏻‍♀️#leia was having the worst day of her life so far #tarkin was having an excellent day and enjoying the view #and idk vader was thinking about how much cooler shit they could've built instead of the death star

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luck-of-the-drawings · 5 months

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THE ORDER OF PALMS An order of holy folk that serve The Helm, working to create powerful Aasimar Paladins for the purpose of protecting any who hire their help. [BACKSTORY UNDER CUT]

One day, Gjör and her peers were lead by their mentor Opheria, to a mission far from their home. On the peak of that mountain village, they saw upon the horizon, the castle of their home go up in flames. Horrified and scared, the apprentices sought to follow their mentors guidance, and followed her lead into a small barn. It was there, that Opheria proceeded to slaughter each and everyone of the apprentices. It seemed she somehow had a hand in this sudden attack on the Order of Palms. Gjör D'annevual survived a sword through the 'heart', on account of a rare condition, that places her heart on the other side of her chest. When she finally managed to bring herself back home, the Order was insulted by her survival. She had so many better peers, why couldn't any of them have survived? This runt was seriously the only thing that survived Opherias wrath? It was better to just wash their hands clean of this. Thus the Order decided to banish Gjör from their ranks. She now travels the land in search of a purpose.

#luckys original content #dungeons and dragons #MY OCSSSS MY WONDERFUL OCSSS ITS BEEN SO LONGGGG!!this is a fairly old character that i made foreeeever ago #i was trying to go full on into DND LORE ONLY instead of makin up my own stuff. so when i was lookin around i learned abt THE HELM #the god of protection or watever it was. i also like playing paladin bc i love to hit things w my sword. i also like aasimars bc theyrprett #im sure i ahd other Min Maxy reasons for her but i dont have her sheet n ive forgotten everything. never got a chance to play her but yknow #maybe someday. I LIKE HER ALOT TOO. big and strong and well meaning but a lil dumb. justa lil dense n stupid. but she tries!!#I LIKE CHARACTERS THAT HAVE JUST SMALL THINGS DIFERENT ABT THEM. i knew some1 who had that condition. where everythings just flipped #aint that fucked up? that ur organs can just be flipped? and inever see it in fiction. its so neat. imagine finding out like THIS too #she had blacked out from the sword through the heart. the last thing she heard from her mentor was;#'you were a great student. that is why you above all else must die. i hope you understand' spoken through a gentle voice and a gentle smile #the very same that had guided Gjör so far through her journey.A BETRAYAL LIKE NO OTHER! she awoke utop a pile of comrades #each bloodied and dead and cold. she used her own magic to heal herself. to catch herself from the precipice of bleeding out #when she stepped out of the barn she had found that the village was burned to the ground #she was shellshocked!! it took her weeks to limp all the way back down that mountain. all the way back to the place she called home #only to be spit on and kicked back out. being a Paladin of the Palms was her entire life. what was she to do now?#OH SO THE ART. I RLY LIKE HER DESIGN.heavily based off of THE BABY SITTER from HALO LEGENDS. i fuckin love halo so much guys.....#i just love that trope of Big Strong Person in Armor that we all thought wasa fullgrown MAN takes off the helmet to revel shesa PRETTY GIRL #my favorite in the WORLD!! i also like the silly frilly pretty dress sorta motif in gjors armor. it hides all the stuff i dont wanna draw #thats all the ramble i got in me for now. PLEASE ENJOY. and ask me abt my ocs

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mickeym4ndy · 4 months

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I wonder would Mickey have felt differently about Yevgeny had he been a girl

#idk like maybe not #but also idk sometimes I think he saw himself and Terry in Yev because he was a boy #but idk I think maybe I’m not articulate enough to put into words what I mean #like would he instead have seen more of Mandy in a baby girl than himself #and he was always so protective of Mandy #I think he was never gonna be able to immediately bond regardless #but idk maybe the trajectory would’ve been different #what do u think #mickey milkovich #yevgeny milkovich #svetlana yevgenivna #shameless

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dylanconrique · 20 days

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ik one thing's for sure, is that whenever tim and lucy have a baby boy, they better not! for the love of fucking god they better not!! name him patrick or s2g i will be flipping tables.

#*carly catalogs #we've had like 7 patricks name dropped throughout the entire show so far #AND TWO OF THEM ARE BOTH LUCY'S FATHER #WHOM NEITHER OF WHICH DESERVE TO HAVE A GRANDCHILD NAMED AFTER THEM LIKE I'M SORRY #her ✌️ 'dad' ✌️ is an arrogant judgmental asshole who can't even come up to visit and celebrate her successes with her #and her biological father is an asshole just for dying and leaving her with that (i'm totally jk)#ergo no one gets a baby named after them yaaaay!!#lol ik this is so random but this just came to me and i had to rattle it out #i honestly kinda wish they had saved 'jackson/jack' for chenford instead of wopez no offense #cause in my personal opinion the name probably means more to her than angela since her and jackson were a lot closer #tim has to be a girl dad first anyway #but when the time comes!!!#NO PATRICK'S!!!!!!!#the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well

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hecatesbroom · 3 months

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Another fic?? You bet! I almost finished this about 4 weeks ago, when I got sidetracked by the Dorothy gets dipped fic, so I finally managed to add the finishing touches here :) it's been in the works for about 3 months (off and on; many different projects got in the way) so I'm happy to finally be able to say it's done! (after that final edit at 3 am I posted about last night lol)

Summary

When Blanche announces that she thinks she's pregnant, each of the girls deals with it in her own way. (They find each other in Rose's bedroom in the end, for one reason or another.) // an exploration of S02E01: end of the curse, and what happens in between

#started this the same day i got the news that my friend became a grandma & i was having Feelings about babies <3 #it kind of got out of hand after that haha but it was initially supposed to just be a sweet little scene between rose & dorothy!#(but a couple of months passed and of course that means it kept expanding until. uh. i was left with whatever this is)#it could've probably used another final editing round that wasn't at 3 am but hey! it feels okay so i'm putting it out there #i put enough time into it as it is lol #at some point i just get an itch and i *have to* put it out there you know??#like there's some sort of urgency all of a sudden #it's been sitting in my drafts for nearly 3 months but waiting one more day now??? impossible #the words yearn for freedom #(or i yearn for freedom from the words)#(that being said i was actually going to wait & post this tomorrow but i accidentally hit 'post' instead of 'save draft' in ao3 sjkfd)#the golden girls #blanche devereaux #rose nylund #dorothy zbornak #sophia petrillo #golden wives #(ish? you could go for either platonic or romantic with this tbh)#my writing

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kestrel-of-herran · 2 years

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2521 fans, you guys need to watch 20th century girl. it takes the premise of the show and executes it to perfection, conveying both the 90s nostalgia and an ending that’s impactful and logical. it has beautiful cinematography and soundtrack, brilliant acting, and an airtight plot that will make you laugh and cry with relish. it’s a movie that feels like a real movie, folks.

#2521 showmakers wish they took that plot choice bc it would have saved their dumb idea #but instead they're relegated to the rubbish bin #han hyojoo my baby you did so well #anyway; baekdo are endgame #20th century girl #han hyojoo #2521 #twenty five twenty one

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whositmcwhatsit · 1 year

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I'd happily stay there even if that bus was moving

#elvis presley #baby elvis #i wish someone had done a comprehensive oral history of Elvis fans #i want to hear about those first shows from multiple perspectives #i want to know exactly how those first girls saw him and how they knew he was something special #i want to read about the sacrifices they made to get close to him #how they formed little communities #it's fascinating social-cultural-psychological-gender history #and if it had been young boys instead i bet there'd be dozens of books #we're lucky to have a little from a few of the super fans like sue- cricket- carol- sandy- Virginia- judy palmer and judy cherry etc #honestly they are so much more detailed than the biographers #they know what's important!

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dairyfreenugget · 4 months

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The second hand gender euphoria from talking about my blobro's gender and self-expression is so real

#thylacines can talk #originally Flower being more feminine was half out of spite for people who call THK a 'he' but now it just genuienly makes me happy #talking with my friends about Flower asking to be called a princess and PK and WL in turn asking if they have a daughter a son or a child #its just AAAAGH!!! MAKES ME SO HAPPY. It's so delightful!! Flower deserves to be seen and heard and have their opinions be prioritised #and a little bit of gender euphoria. as a treat.#the scenario in question is basically PK going to fight the Radiance and Flower goes to help him and they find out AFTERWARDS that Flower's #alive when he asks WL why she sent them after him and she's confused and says she didn't. she assumed he took them with him. and at this #point Flower decides to drop their mask (figurately and literally) and apologises for lying and going against his orders but they couldnt #let him do this by himself. theres a moment of shock and then Flower smiles shyly and goes 'hi mum hi dad' and get tackled into a hug <3 #its overall super happy and fluffy and no angst or anger for a change. the entire convo happens as the two are gushing about yheir baby #being alive after it fully hits them and they call them their little prince and Flower asks to be called a princess instead #they immediately correct themselves and PK gushes about having two darlih princesses and WL asks if that means theyll wear dresses and gets #all excited about the prospect of getting them dresses and matching with them #and then they ask if they have a child a son or a daughter and Flower gets SO giddy and replies a child but theyd love it if they call them #their son or daughter from time to time. And Flower just gets smothered in cuddles and kisses and called their beutiful son and handsome #daughter and darling little girl and they're SO happy and crying #that entire scene makes me so incredibly happy you have no idea

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story-book-sillies · 3 days

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Did I reject femininity growing up because I really was a tomboy or did I just want my dad to love me?

#it’s a bit of both #but more so the latter…#feeling sad about this again #why couldn’t I have been his daughter instead of his imaginary son?#I want to be someone’s baby girl…#sfw interaction only #sfw agere #sfw age regression #age regressor #age regression #agere blog #agere positivity #quizzyrambles #Quizzyvents

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enobariasteeth · 10 months

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I love that Batman is so popular with macho toxically masculine men because Bruce Wayne is arguably the saddest, most pathetic, wet cat, weirdo little freak to ever be written

#and all his kids are ALSO sad weird little freaks #'Oh Batman isn't for girls. he's such a badass. stone cold. no emotions.'#baby girl are we comprehending the same character?#he has so many emotions and they're all BAD #this is the same man who collects every sad looking child he sees #who. instead of being a normal 21 yr old. decided to dress up as a bat and fight criminals #for arguably no reason?? like yeah Gotham was really bad but there wasn't a joker or riddler or poison ivy #he just... did that... for some reason #he also let a 9 yr old bully him into allowing said child to ALSO fight crime #Robert Pattinson's interpretation was SO accurate #and they were MAD ABOUT IT #baby. Bruce Wayne sobbing and smearing black eyeliner on his face is SO BRUCE WAYNE #that's the EPITOME of Bruce Wayne #especially pre-Robin Bruce #any Batman that doesn't have a Robin should NEVER be portrayed as someone cool and badass #he's a weird little freak #with crippling depression #and mommy issues #batman #dc #dcu #batfam #bruce wayne #and all his girlfriends are 10x cooler than him #he doesn't charm women because he's cool and suave #he charms women because they see this sad little freak and go #'I need him carnally'

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theodoravery · 7 months

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litg mcs — s4 to s8: olive, rina, margo, bina & gabi

#saw some1 sharing and i wanted to as well!!#would love to add 1-3 but i may have forgotten to take pics before the seasons got deleted :-)#anyways. my baby bina got done sooo dirty she's supposed to be a gorg brown girlie and instead looks like a white girl w a tan #also wouldve loved to have the two braids last season #for anyone curious: olive ended up w angie/ rina w lulu but i hc they broke up and she got w gabi after a while #margo ended up w chloe<3/ bina w rafael (although i didnt even finish s7 bc of how bad it was)#and i still dk what im gonna do with gabi. ill for sure pick jin this week but im ngl im still waiting to see who else comes in #but yea. jin is sooo my type. makes me insane #love island the game #litg #btw idk if u guys noticed but the s8 clothes don't fit the bigger body. it made me sooo mad when i realised #that's so lazy of them

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gregmarriage · 2 months

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i’m back temporarily, bc it’s my birthday in an hour and a half, and i’m having a mini breakdown, hehe x

#there’s also so much pressure to make it a good day but that might also just be me honestly #i’m kinda having a quarter life crisis? a tiny bit?#like just thinking about time ya know?#i was looking at my baby pictures which is a super good idea when you’re going through a crisis #but it feels insane that that tiny human is me #and i feel so bad #i’ve been so hateful to myself and i think about that little girl and i’m crying #but i’m trying to fix things but it’s not i can completely make everything perfect #i’ll still have the same problems it’s just finding new ways to deal #anyways happy (early) birthday to me i guess #as for me using this blog again?#idk really #just trying to pop in and try to keep it fun and staying away when it’s not instead of forcing myself #i half want to just get rid entirely but i also don’t #but idk my reasons for staying don’t feel very right #it’s just not fun anymore #and trying to make it fun again just feels like forcing the issue #so i really don’t know #i’m just trying to figure out the right thing to do #i don’t have the energy to deal with it all right now #just don’t expect to see me around a lot #i’m sticking to my detox for a while #again if you want to reach me you can add my discord or whatever

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ropertplant · 2 months

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shhh listen. it's 6 am. i've been reading priest fics lately and getting annoyed when i can immediately tell they were written by a protestant ... my religious beliefs are muchhhhh closer to buddhism than catholicism and yet. here we are. what brand of trauma is this

#when they use 'pastor' .. my god. baby vomit.#when they make will catholic and it's giving methodist instead ugh. when they tell not show the catholic guilt and even still. it's wrong.#when we go through the entire confession and there is no mention of the act of contrition.#i did not sit through sunday school from k-10th grade for this. if i suffer you suffer oh. wait. it's the cycle. hi cycle.#anyways looks like i'm just gonna have to write it myse-[gunshots]#...#write it myself! i'm thinking 1600s court somewhere with high religious tensions so it's ultra ultra fun #maybe will is actually a spy for the protestant cause sent to investigate another corrupt cog in the wheel of the vatican #bc obviously hannibal is not just any priest he is ~a~ priest girl he can write a letter #to the pope #not england i'm sick of england. france? oh bitch. france. oh girl the sun king. girl. versailles? girl.#🃏💭

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