#so many MATTS so many TATS

[bratzforchris]

I Think You're Hot

Summary: SFW and NSFW headcanons about Matt being the golden retriever to his bisexual wife's black cat <3

Pairing: Matt x feminine!reader

Warnings: Smut, pouty bottom/bratty sub!Matt, oral (f receiving), p in v, dom fem!reader, mentions of threesomes, nipple play (none of this is overly descriptive because it's headcanons, but you're responsible for what you consume online!)

A/N: Many of these may seem like I am stereotyping bisexual people, especially women. I am bisexual myself and truly mean no harm by this <3 Every bisexual person is different! Don't fetishize us and love us for who we are 🩷💜💙 Special tag for my bff @nicksbestie for plotting with me <3 Enjoy!

SFW

✯Matt who gave his (then girlfriend, now) wife the biggest smile and hug when she came out to him

"You know this doesn't change how I feel about you, right? You're still my girl, and I love you more than anything in the world. Plus, now we get to have celebrity crushes together!!"

"That's the first thing you think of?"

"Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn is hot as fuck."

"...you got me there."

✯ He absolutely adores all of your piercings and tattoos. They make you so you. He loves to leave kisses on each one when you're cuddling

✯ Speaking of tatted/pierced bi baddie, you gotta add the colored hair to that, right? Matt adores going to the beauty supply store with you and picking out new hair colors for you to try

"Purple and pink?"

"There isn't a single color you couldn't pull off, my love."

✯ Matt who goes ALL FUCKING OUT for pride. There's a rainbow flag outside your house, he's putting pink/purple/blue hair chalk in his hair, and he is happily accompanying you and Nick to all the pride parades and festivals

"It's pride month, so I have to do whatever you say."

"Matt...you do that every month, baby. You're whipped."

✯ He absolutely loves playing games with you, even if he has to hear about how hot certain characters are. You even have matching gaming setups <3

✯ Every single one of their subscribers comments on how well dressed Matt is. Where do you think he gets his style tips? His wife 100%. You know how to perfectly balance between masculine and feminine, having your own days where you leaned more towards one or the other

✯ Matt who becomes a coffee shop enthusiast. You're rather addicted to iced coffees, and he's willing to oblige your addiction. The fans go especially crazy over photos of the two of you in cute cafes

✯ "Goddamn, I am so gay."

"Oh 😞"

✯ Matt who helps you cuff your jeans <3

✯ Absolutely jumps to defend you from bigots. He may seem shy and gentle, but the second someone even thinks anything rude about his wife, he is jumping down their throats

✯ Matt who loves the style you pull off. He thinks the way you wear flannels, jeans, and Converse one day and then full beat makeup and heels the next is so beyond sexy

✯ "Matt, look she's so hot."

"She's very hot, but not as hot as you *cheesy grin*."

✯ On days when you're not very feeling confident in your sexuality, Matt makes sure to give you extra love and attention, promising that he thinks you're amazing no matter what <3

NSFW

✯ Matt who's okay with threesomes as long as there's clear boundaries that the other girl isn't joining your relationship full time

✯ Two hot women domming him? He's folding so fast

✯ Matt who's an absolute brat because he loves seeing his dom get all worked up

"You watch my mouth. I can't see it."

"What was that, sweet boy? Fix the attitude."

✯ Showing your third partner how to control him and Matt just smiles sweetly, all thoughts that don't have to do with him being pounded into the mattress disappearing

✯ If it was just you and Matt, he absolutely loves to eat you out to show you how "sorry" he is (he will mouth off again)

"Please...I promise I won't *grunt* do it again."

"Fine. But you better use that mouth for what's it made for and make this worth my while."

✯ Matt whose wife has her nipples pierced and he loves to play with them, gently sucking over the cool metal of the barbells

✯ Matt who loves it when you're on top, riding him until he's begging to cum with tears in his eyes

✯ When you have a third partner, he can't help but to grind his hips into the mattress as he whimpers, watching the two prettiest girls he knows go down on each other

✯ Matt who has a collar with his wife's name on it and blushes when your third partner points it out

"Someone really is whipped, huh?"

*cue blushes, gentle giggles, and enthusiastic nods*

✯ Matt who loves his bi wife and wouldn't trade her for anything 🩷💜💙

tags ♡: @sturnlovr @matthewsturniologirly @pkfferoo @jetaimevous @blahbel668 @sturniolowhore @muwapsturniolo @nicksbestie @sturnlova @gxldenlush @calumsrockstar @pepsiluvr0209

[meat-wentz]

FOB LORE POST Pt. 1

okay so tumblr ate the original ask i was responding to and now refuses to save/post all the edits i’ve made, so this post has to come out in two parts. i’d rate it surface level-knee deep lore (maybe some waist deep, maybe some neck deep idk we'll see)! i'll be focusing on pre-hiatus just cause post-hiatus is generally easier to find (but there will also be post-hiatus because i can't help myself). also curated to my tastes these are things that *i* always think about, so big disclaimer this is not everything. this part basically covers the fob extended universe (terms/people to know, blog links, and important texts here and there), links to unrealeased tracks/rares/covers, and a rundown on the origin story.

so here's some basic things to know:

FBR- Fueled by Ramen. baby's first record label. also host to a bunch of other notable acts from the scene.

FOBR- easy to mix up. literally just falloutboyrock.com, their website. hosted journal entries, updates, the webstore, and more.

Decaydance- record label owned by Patrick and Pete under FBR, founded in 2005 when Pete wanted to sign P!ATD and realized he didn't have label to do so. AWESOME ORAL HISTORY FEATURING PETE, TRAVIE, GABE, AND SPENCER. intro to Decaydance (included in article). relaunched as DCD2 in 2014.

FOE- friendsorenemies.com, let's do a quote about this one: "If you’re one of those types that have uttered the words, “I’m their biggest fan” in reference to post-punk popsters Fall Out Boy, then you’re in luck because there is a site where like-minded people can hang out. Honda Civic Tours has joined forces with Friendsorenemies.com, to create a user-generated worldwide fan community for the Chicago-based band. The site includes dozens of up-close and oh-so-personal videos of the band, along with exclusive, unscripted content that gives an extensive behind-the-scenes look at the Fall Out Boy’s latest tour… because pop stars shouldn’t have any privacy or down time." they have a youtube with SO MANY videos here (check out their playlists, they have a bunch of fob specific ones.

OCK- Overcast Kids, fob's official fan club, usually got exclusive content, merch, pre-orders, and more. you'll see some blog posts where pete makes references to overcast kids referring to the fans.

Fuck City- essentially Andy Hurley frat house/collective/brand. he has Fuck City tatted on his knuckles. there's primers out there i'd search for "Matt Mixon primer" and you'll probably find some livejournal links.

Clandestine Industries- Pete's clothing brand. there's a whole dvd about his collab with nordstrom and in it he states he wanted to aim for "unisex," if i ever found a rip of this i'll link it here. meanwhile here's a video about their landmark store. video that was on the site. 2010 fashion show.

Pete’s blog entries (best viewed in browser). there's also this masterpost (hint, if some links don't work in this, especially for fobomatic, try amending the url to "fobomatic-blog," and it should pop up). and this tumblr: @disloyalorderofpete

Joe’s blog entries

Patrick’s blog entries

important text: “We Liked You Better Fat: Confessions of a Pariah” written by Patrick post-Soul Punk, and kicked off talks of coming off hiatus between Pete and Patrick.

important text: “Fall Out Boy Forever” by Hanif Abdurraqib

important text: “The Boy With the Thorn in His Side” by Pete (his first book), you can read here, just scroll to the bottom to start: @clandestineindustriespresen-blog

important text: to you (unfinished, off the top of my head) arguably one of the most important Pete blog entries (to the fans and to ME at least)

you'll see some names around, so here's a few touring friends and crew you'll want to make note of: Charlie (security), Dirty (personal court jester and whipping boy, he seems to like it, i want to do a study on him, he has Pete's initials branded in his ass- Pete did it himself with a hanger), HeyChris (i'll probably give him is own section), Nick Scimeca (i've never really clear on him, i think he acted as web designer/bestie, but i know for sure he lived in the dirty ass tttyg apartment), Hemingway (Pete's dog), Matt Mixon (Andy's bestie/fuck city roommate). primary ones to know are bolded.

HeyChris: okay Chris is important because he was in Arma Angelus and was fob's first supporter, caught the name HeyChris through grenade jumper (which they wrote for him!). he tours with them for awhile, i *think* doing crew duties, running the merch stand, being one helluva hypeman. QUITE A DYNAMIC with pete. part of the World's Most Hated Crew which were crew members primarily shared between mcr and fob, who had bad reputations for 1) their proximity to the bands 2) being scene kings/queens 3) gossip and drama. 2006, he and Pete have a massive falling out over their blogs. since then they've made up, still talk every once in awhile. he runs the catcade in chicago and emerges out of the woodwork to stir shit up every now and then. here's his livejournal. and another one. he also has a tumblr. so go hunting if you want. most of his updates are through instagram, he loves to troll.

list of movie references in songs

because it's referenced so much i have to include the drunk history, but be warned it's Brendon, and a whole lot of him.

here’s some of my personal fave unreleased/covers/features:

hand of god (some very uhm breathy whiny patrick vocals in this that i can’t believe are legal)

austin we have a problem (also horny vocals and for what)

star 67

we don’t take hits we write them (listen the amount of blood i would spill to get a clear recording of this song)

save your generation (jawbreaker cover)

basket case (green day cover live)

under pressure (queen and david bowie cover, patrick does both vocal parts and and it’s so cunt)

what’s this? (nightmare revisited: nightmare before christmas cover album and US SPOTIFY REFUSES TO COUGH UP THE ONE FOB TRACK, however i still recommend korn’s version of kidnap the sandy claws and rise against’s version of making christmas)

lullabye (hidden track on folie a deux written pete’s son)

catch me if you can

mr. brightside (killers cover which they did live a few times, which is extremely funny because pete and brandon flowers were feuding after brandon said fob and emo were ‘dangerous’ and ‘poisoning the minds of the youth’ and that he wanted to ‘beat all those emo bands to death’)

i write sins not tragedies

tiffany blews bridge ft. patrick vocals

patrick covering i can make you a man from rocky horror

patrick feature on one day i’ll stay home by misery signals

patrick features on cupid’s chokehold and clothes off! by gym class heroes (these may be obvious to some but i’m including just in case and also because they slap)

patrick feature on one of THOSE nights by the cab, brendon jumpscare warning, but patrick’s vocals literally made me fucking insane here, also the amount that pete is featured in this video is so funny to me

fob feature on the hand crushed by a mallet remix by 100 gecs (the way i fucking lost my mind when this dropped)

these are on spotify but often get looked over/missed/are hard to find:

roxanne (police cover): spotify, youtube

start today (gorilla biscuits cover): spotify, youtube

snitches and talkers get stitches and walkers: spotify, youtube

the music or the misery: spotify, youtube

my heart is the worst kind of weapon: spotify, youtube

my heart will always be the b-side to my tongue

pax am days

lake effect kid

yule shoot your eye out: spotify, youtube

i wanna dance with somebody (whitney houston cover): spotify, youtube

the world's not waiting (for five tired boys in a broken down van)- literally my personal favorite off of EOWYG it makes me insane: spotify, youtube

some fun extras:

there’s also this fun little behind the scenes video for cobra starship where patrick is singing city at war

this uncomfortable video of patrick and pete singing womanizer with ellen degenres

this video of fob at the inaugural dinner for obama where they have light up instruments and patrick starts off i don’t care with a little snippet of womanizer (very cunt) which also has a part 2 where pete climbs a tree and they meet the president ajbdjdksndnd.

fall out boy on teen titans go: part 1, part 2, song

deep blue love (patrick wrote this for a movie! and it makes me need to lay down) "behind the scenes" here

patrick song in star vs. the forces of evil

patrick theme for spidey and his amazing friends

patrick musical episode of dead end paranormal park (most of the patrick demos are uploaded as well)

patrick features on robot chicken, also here's the uncensored version of blue rabbits fucking

you can also look up their rare/unreleased songs and get a whole lot more than provided here, and also patrick has done so many covers it’s wild there’s a playlist on youtube that’s 130 videos long and includes bangers such as this is how we do it, let’s dance, in the air tonight, kiss my sass, fob covers of we are the champions, don’t stop believin’ and more.

NOW. as far as origin stories go. let’s start with pete who was a notable figure in the chicago hardcore scene, having been in bands on bands on bands, and very notably RACETRAITOR. pete, joe, patrick (i still haven’t found the source for patrick but it’s on wikipedia so i’ll include him) and andy have all at varying points played in racetraitor, and andy still plays with racetraitor when they get together. joe and pete become friends, joe driving him around because his license is suspended, and right around that time pete starts ARMA ANGELUS and when heychris can’t make it on tour, pete convinces joe’s parents to let him fill in on bass and they all go out on the road. when they come back, arma’s kinda its last leg and this is when pete and joe start talks for a pop-punk project. joe will play guitar, pete will play bass, now they just need a drummer and a singer.

so very important lore here, joe’s hanging out in borders when he’s interrupted by none other than one patrick stump who starts a lecture on music to which joe starts lecturing back, THIS IS HOW THEY MEET. i’ll let joe tell it (click for full view):

this continues into another important bit of lore, which is that joe dragged pete to patrick’s house so he could audition and patrick answered the door wearing a sweater, shorts, and socks. this is important, it comes up time and time again, patrick answered the door in an sweater, shorts and socks. it’s important. to both me and pete. he proceeds to show them all his talents, but when he sings, that’s when it clicks and everyone in the room says you’ve got a massive set of pipes there, you’re our singer. now, patrick didn’t care about singing, in other bands he had primarily focused on drums. but he wanted to be in a band that would let him write music and he also had admired pete from afar on the scene and so he agreed to sing.

they finally pull andy when they start recording seriously and their drummer can’t make it so they ask andy to fill in. andy at this point is a notable drummer in the scene, like he plays in so many bands and is referred to as “the metal drummer.” pete and andy have known each other for a long while and they've had their eye on him since the beginning, it's just that he's in various other bands and going to school so he hasn't had the time. but they ask him to fill in and everything just falls into place. i’ll let patrick tell it:

and they've been the same lineup for two decades now (outside of fill-ins every now and again for emergencies etc). as legend goes, they had switched out names quite a few times, fall out boy being one of them, referencing the character from the simpsons. one night they came out, said "we are [insert long drawn out complicated name here]" and a fan yelled "fuck that! you're fall out boy!" and they have been ever since.

[watermelonsugacry]

OK I HAVE SO MANY THINGS I WANNA TALK 2 U ABOUT SO HERE IS ME RANTING AND PUTTING QUESTIONS:

I lovehe relationship yn has w the tomlinsons😫 like how she has a secrete handshake with the twins and how lottie is like her little sister and LOUIS IS LITERALLY A DREAM FRIENDSHIP

I have this thing where i like to think that yn was a big fan of paramore, and she also wrote some hits like only exeption (it just screams her and also it reminds me of how she would feel abt harry)

I also see her writing 'girl crush' when harry and taylor were dating and then saling it in 2014 but idk thats just me

And am i the only one who sees a PERFERT friendship between her and jennifer lawrence??

OK NOW I GOT SOME QUESTIONS SO HOPE THEY'RE NOT TOO MUCH

Whats the readers networth? Like i know that shes rich but how rich🤔

On a scale of 1-10 how famous is she? Like comparing to a big celebrity like Beyonce is she just as famous or..?

Whats her favorite colour?

Who is more clingy, harry or her?

Besides harry and louis who is her bestfriend that she hangs out w the most

What are some celebrities that got a crush on her and who has made that public

The weeknd has a song 'the party & after party' and it kind of sounds that hes describing a girl like yn "with your louis v bag, tats on your arms, high heels shoes make you 6 feet tall.." so are there some speculations ab this from the fans?

AND LAST is the reader the teaser in the relationship or does harry like to make fun of her more? ( srry if theres any mistakes)

IM ALWAYS DOWN FOR THIS LOVIE 💚

same!! they're family 🥰

funny enough, i actually picture a lot of paramore's music to be the music that yn would make with her band when she was in high school!

in the 1d!yn universe, she wrote Girl Crush!! (I remember talking about it a while ago on here but I forgot what year she wrote & sold it lol)

I don't know much about jennifer lawrence but thats an interesting pair 👀

I'll base it off of ariana grande's net worth at 240 million. But we all know that no number can amount to her actual worth 💅

I'd say that on a scale of 1-10, she's about an 8. She's a household name and an absolute force to be reckoned with. She's the type of famous that she forgets that she is and she'll record herself reacting to tiktoks lying down in bed, make-up free, and just lose her mind laughing. Or there was another time when she took herself out on a brunch date bc Harry went out to play golf that morning. Two girls approached her table and politely greeted her, said how much they loved her and had tickets to see her show that night. But before they could leave, YN invited them to sit with her and spent the rest of the morning eating and chatting with them.

Her favorite color is lavender 💜

Harry is the more clingy of the two! He's always the one who lays himself on top of her when she's about to get out of bed. When they arrive at the stadium he's going to perform at, her hand is constantly intertwined with his. When she's doing some last-minute rehearsals and sound checks, he's sitting at the edge of the room as he watches her work while still giving her her space. Or when she's in her home studio, he insists that she sits in his lap as she works because he's missed her all day, promising that he won't be a distraction to her (even though he totally is). And don't get it twisted, she can be clingy too sometimes; she's just better at hiding it.

Her other good friends that she hangs out with whenever she can are: Abel (the weeknd), Perrie Edwards, and Alisha Davies (an old friend from Doncaster turned choreographer).

oh my gosh where do I even begin?! There's a couple that initially come to mind: Matt Healy, Alex Turner, and Taron Egerton. For some reason, I can hear Matt say in an interview: "YN YLN is totally fit. Yeah, she's a fucking babe she is."

OOO definitely! Fans from both fan bases had speculated that they might have dated in 2017 (they didn't) bc that's when they hung out in public for the first time. Some people still speculate that Abel might have a crush on her til this day.

I'd say they share the teasing role. She throws playful jabs at him left and right, but she's the one who helped coax out that side of him. While they tease one another behind closed doors ALL the time, their favorite time to make fun of each other is at each other's shows.

[levyscripts]

Happy Nine Years to Critical Role!

I unfortunately didn’t start then. I have only been here for two years. I did watch Bells Hells first episode when it aired but I struggled on watching it on my small laptop. I was given the go ahead a week before their 7th anniversary that I could have the tv weekly.

I had watched Vox Machina season 1 by then and was hooked. By March 2022 I was writing fic. It brought me joy to write Vax and Gilmote fics (yes I know what happens) i spoiled myself so I could prepare myself emotionally.

Because I fell in love with these characters, the players, and Matt. Most of them are voices of my childhood. Who remembers staying up late in 2002 to watch Naruto on Toonami or 2004 to watch Full Metal Alchemist? Remember watching Yu-Gi-Oh! Saturday mornings? Watching Recess?

Not only that but characters I loved. Gaara, Roy Mustang, Lust, Tristan (first 20 episodes), and Gretchen. Matt has been practically so much I have watched or played. So yes, I loved Nerdy Voice Actors.

I’m currently watching campaign 1 slowly. Knowing my heart is going to be ripped out in the end. Yes, Vax is my fav. This past February I got a D20 tat with two small feathers, one black outline (Vax) and the other black outline filled in with blue (Vex). I am a dice goblin even before this but seeing Laura with her dice hoard. She is the dice queen.

I was lucky last September to meet some of them at RCCC. It was such a stressful day. It was my second con ever. I have adhd and anxiety. Crowds is a big problem for me and I can’t go alone. My mom was nice enough to go with me but it only afforded me one day. She was kind enough to take a day off work.

I was stressed, nervous, and scared Because 3 out of 4 were on my dream list to meet since childhood. I was able to meet Taliesin, Liam, Laura, and Travis. My four favs!!!

Taliesin was first and he was so kind. I gave him some of the d20 stickers I designed. I don’t know if he used them but it was nice of him to tell me he just got a new bottle and had to decorate it. It made me feel good even with how scared/nervous I was to talk.

Liam I was tongue tied. I was only able to say Vax is my favorite and gave him the stickers. He thanked me but he was kind.

Laura was a sweetheart l. I was also getting a signature for my friend. He paid for it and I got it while there. She was so kind. She talked to me even though I didn’t say much. The thanked me for my stickers.

Finally I got to my final autograph, Travis. I did end up getting a selfie and I regret not doing the others because that day seems like a blur because of my stress. But travis was so kind. I told him I had been a fan since FMA 2003. He told me I was an OG fan and shook my hand in thanks. I gave him my sticker pack for him.

They all were smiles and they made my stress worth it. Because when I’m having bad days I think of CR, read fic, go look at fan art or watch episodes. Because they have created these stories and characters that inspire many of is. They give us an escape in this crazy, difficult world.

So thank you to Critical Role. You have done so much for my mental health. I hope to meet all of you again! I know there is not enough words to fully say to say how thankful I am. I just wish i got into it since the beginning.

Thank you!!!!

[starry-hughes]

https://www.tumblr.com/starry-hughes/761383207157547008/should-the-rookie-in-edens-dms-be-from-any-team?source=share

It could be a rookie that left college after their junior year or one tat just graduated. Or even a rookie that's from Europe and came over to the us.

so who should it be then

eden doesn’t really have too many pictures on her social media but she does a summer photo dump and even though there’s one or two of her and matt, it doesn’t stop the player from trying to flirt with her

i just need a name and i will go with it

[christinarowie332]

hi pookie, please more matt fics!!

okies !!!! i have couple of ideas but i’m not sure which y’all want . do u want multiple part series like “i’d be a fucking idiot” or just one shots , straight smut or suggestive or angst . established relationships or meeting for the first time ? SO MANY CHOICES FUCK ?!?!

i’ve got “all tatted up” which is like a friends fluff , but could be turned into suggestive or smut .

i’ve got “so annoying” which is an enemies to fuck buddies (could be turned into a series) it’s baso smut lmao , choking whatever .

or i could dabble in the sturniolo stoners a bit more , maybe add them drinking (i won’t do any smut where they’re drunk tho cuz i’m not comfy with that)

just lmk !!!! i’m down for allmost anything. send in some requests !!! or just talk to me !!!

[grilledpook]

fame au lore dump wheee

ive been planning it alot and the au is no where near done, but i want to show you guys what we have right now. i say we because im considering it a collab between me, @/bonnieiscool (using his oc (there'll be more), and story planning) and @/bugwz (making refsheets)!!

a few CWs right out the gate: this au covers some very heavy subjects, such as toxic relationships, substance abuse, self-destruction, and, well, death.

so here's the rundown and some sketches:

over a decade ago, edd, matt, tom and tord formed a sludge metal band, having developed a slow, melancholy but powerfully gritty style. their band name has changed many times since the inception, but they now go by the sludgecans. the group was gaining success on an upward trajectory and for a while, it was great! but then, a very public freak accident took the life of tord, the band's drummer. from then, their fall from grace was a slow, painful downward spiral.

currently, edd, matt, and tom are living in a 4-bedroom apartment building with hopes of finding a permanent 4th member, but the candidates never stick around too long. they deal with what you'd expect of washed up celebrities: rumors, extremely mixed receptions at whatever gigs they can get, and so much invasive media coverage.

most people don't like the bandmates, they just dabble in their music or tolerate them in whatever shoddy gigs they can still get. however, their most loyal fans say that the strife they've gone through as a band adds to their truly unique sound. "there's nothing else like it."

edd has the stage name podge, as a reference to the fact he's the glue barely holding the group together. he refuses to acknowledge this band isn't healthy for any of them anymore, the jam sessions they had as teens are long gone. he keeps things together by simply hoping the glaring problems will go away, obviously a terrible mindset. he cares about his friends but his actions absolutely don't show it. he can't bear to see them break up.

tom (aka checkers, which he hates,) is really not doing well. he deals with his demons in really bad ways (like turning to smirnoff and locking himself in his room.) it doesn't help that gossip journalists won't stop coming around to ask him about his thoughts on matt's hookups... it really nails it in for him. he's in an endless cycle of breaking up, crying it out and crawling back to matt.

matt, who goes by rose matte as a stage name, plays into the vampire thing a lot with his tats and outfits. his family was well off so he's into the finer things in life. he's terrified of commitment, once he gets into a serious relationship he doesn't like the idea that he wouldn't be able to keep his options open anymore, and yet he's in an on again off again relationship with tom. it is quickly apparent that he's incredibly toxic.

oh boy, tord...

i don't have a stage name for him yet, but he was the 4th member until he was crushed by a stage light at a live performance. he and edd had feelings for one another, but didn't get together while tord was alive. edd has a lot of regrets now, often speaking to tord while he's alone as if he's there. these would also be the only moments where edd sheds his optimistic front.

don't worry, ringo doesn't get the angst treatment. she's an old girl but she's still there, usually hanging out with edd since tom isolates himself and she doesn't like matt.

now here's a character specifically for this au: susan. she's tom's ex, former bandmate, and the namesake of his bass. they've both moved on from the band they got their start in, though she felt bad about the fact the sludgecans have comparatively fallen on hard times.

she'll play a major role in the story, coming back to help the band members work through their issues and find some joy in their lives again. especially tom, since he has many more demons now than when they were dating.

there's still alot more for me to do, references to be made, stories to finish planning, and eventually the comic to draw.

[the-firebird69]

Couple other things are happening here and in Charlotte County we have a huge deal it is regarding this guy Trump there are several people that cannot stand him in any way at all one of them is Mac Daddy and he's been telling him to get out and stay out it's not a game for children to screw around with everything and that's kind of what trump does he's a little idiot he told him if I see you bother him one more time I'm putting an execute order on you so of course the idiot doesn't the next few minutes And he came up to Mac Daddy and said did you see it and Matt Daddy said no but I thank you and that one counts. So there's a hit on him and he will die quite a bit and trums a piece of filth. This is a valid execution order and ordered tump remvoed to make the execlution possible.

There are several other things that are going on here and they are huge and important

and they are huge and important

---= There are tons of people in the rings this morning it was 1.4 billion as of right now almost the end of the day 2.5 billion were added to it and by midnight there will be another two billion almost six billion for today no those numbers are gigantic we anticipate tomorrow morning that leadership will probably be at or below 3.5 percent for mac morlock and they will only have their top level leadership here and they will begin becoming absorbed quite rapidly into the rings and they will be severely weakened and there are cities and bunkers of them all and forces in the field will die.

meaning that coming into the rings are people from that These are significant numbers in the rings and it is dangerous there are probably too many going out there. these are also numbers that are representative of their global leadership and tat the ones in the rings are from tht 4.7 percent and troops too but all leadershp has been coming here. and from srgnt up no all ranks but thick with leders about thirty percent per attack. and it is not slowing they are all dying. soon out. nd it is a mean business yes.

further their attitude here is mean delusional and homocideal we come in shortly clear out some more. and hit the tohers they are gross turds mostly sick and dying and senile. we state it in our report no but they do yes. and all of them y es we do stte it. need to.

more shortly

Thor Freya

Olympus

[mandy4ever69420]

4.11

ian looks like hes about to cry watching mickey make nice at the christening afterparty. much to consider abt ian's trauma in life circling around role as a witness. i also include the fact that fiona had that breakdown in sheila's house at monica in s1 as part of this watching someone just fall the fuck apart like that and feeling responsible is awful

'ian + mickeys freedom' is a photo/gifset that needs to exist. i need to see it. i dont want you to go back to juvie / youre not free / it was hard looking at you through that glass / etc

thinking today about that person who thought that mickey was deliberately being alluded to in seasons 6 7 8 because they didnt know his departure was supposed to be permanent. wrt ians vigor when he gets to hit mickey's dad. the opportunity to live out a scenario where he gets to physically defend someone from their homophobic parent

i cannot even believe i saw people calling mickey misogynistic for how he talked to svetlana in season 4 like i was already like 'ok but we realize why that was like that right.' but i figured maybe i was being overly forgiving or it was worse than i remembered. no dude it was very obviously tit for tat homophobic / abuse related harassment to every insult he relays her way. its literally the mindset about women ontologically being victims in any scenario. come on now.

this is more or less baseless but i always assumed that when svetlana said she was very close with terry she meant she was often sort of lying on mickey's behalf. both because it strengthens her leverage and because it does protect him in the way she needs to have a second set of hands around and to have a reason to be living in the house she lives in. Also i enjoy how this unintentionally is the first time we hear about how terry is as rachel said just like funny and charming and charismatic when he's not being a nightmare. everybody is a person even when theyre a terrible person and svetlana is very skilled at dragging even half of a good time out of something horrible. because of those damn circumstances she will be in

horrrible sad debbie matt conversation but when she asks why he ever dated seema and he says 'she seemed nice' and debbie says 'well she wasnt' . Ha. it's like how matt 'seems nice' rn but i know damn well he isnt

i love the way frank talked to emily when he thought she was fiona. It's so heartbreaking. and the solace he was able to unintentionally offer this little girl and how you get this glimpse of the ideal person he wants to be even if he can't articulate it.

it's funny to me how many people are blinded by liking sheila. she's not even just like someone 'nice' who does bad things she's straight up kind of a nightmare to be around. wym you are mad at sammi for wanting to be in her dads hospital room

oh also. vindication today re mickey just not liking people and not liking to be treated too gently for too long or he gets uncomfortable. i mean we knew this. but he literally explains it in the plainest of terms. Also it was funny to watch kevin try to suck up and mickey was like Die. kevin's so lucky that all that other shit went down so he was no longer on mickey's hitlist and could be slightly homophobic in a non dangerous way and mickey would feel relief instead

[sinceileftyoublog]

Alkaline Trio Album Review: Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs

(Rise)

BY JORDAN MAINZER

Tom DeLonge returned to Blink-182 for the third time in 2022, which meant that Matt Skiba could finally return to Alkaline Trio. As such, earlier this year, A3 ended their longest ever drought between records and released Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs, their 10th studio album. The album is an apparent back to basics effort, recorded in Dave Grohl's Studio 606, and like whenever the Foo Fighters themselves promise something "basic," Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs nonetheless sounds huge and expensive. That's okay, though: It's an effective album with catchy, well-constructed songs, a fitting swansong to the band's longtime drummer Derek Grant. The trio essentially built up the tunes together while in the same room, and their chemistry shines through.

Each song on Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs is, instrumentally, a complete package, everything sounding strikingly natural. Mighty opener "Hot For Preacher" juxtaposes gang vocals and a massive, swinging metal-adjacent lead guitar riff. "Meet Me"'s emo sensibilities are melodic amid all the tempo changes. The Dan Andriano-led "Scars" gallops, propelled by Skiba's lead riff and Andriano's spindly bass line. Even the gothy church bells on "Break" fit alongside Andriano's backing vocals, which echo to the point they sound like they're coming from an evil dimension.

Skiba and Andriano's vocal trade-offs come sincerely, too, and are most effective when one band member supports the other. On Andriano's "Versions of You", he sings about looking back at a broken friendship and realizing that, at its core, it wasn't all that great. He wears Skiba's buzzing riffs and Grant's rat-a-tat drum fills like armor. Similarly, on "Shake With Me", Skiba's vulnerable admissions of lost love are buoyed by Andriano's soaring backing vocals. It's no coincidence, then, that the best song on Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs is centered around the power of voice. On the urgent "Bad Time", Skiba describes being on the phone with a friend at the same time an active shooter situation was breaking out across the street, and how heartening it was to hear this person's voice at that time. Later in the song, he reflects on another time he was almost caught in gunfire and how nice it would have been to hear this person's voice then. Sure, it's a weird way to say, "I love you," or, "I appreciate you," but it's unique.

On closing track "Teenage Heart", the band laments a world today in which so many kids fall prey to gun violence and drug overdoses. You realize what they're really after here, calling the album Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs, a phrase Skiba's mother, an emergency room nurse, used to describe busy nights at the hospital. With the right balance of dark humor and earnestness, Alkaline Trio look back at a begone world where we could rely on our past being miserable for normal, non-violent reasons: awful, crippling angst.

[nijjhar]

Luke 2v22-40:- Simeon confirms that Jesus was Messiah whilst the Messian... Luke 2v22-40:- Simeon confirms that Jesus was Messiah whilst the Messianic Jews proclaim Christ has not come yet and keep all the Seven Candles of Menorah at par instead of raising the Middle Candle Shams of Elihim above the other six of Yahweh, the Potter. https://youtu.be/Gk7vRskqWDU Holy Gospel of our Supernatural Father of our “souls” Elohim, Allah, Parbrahm, etc., delivered by the first Anointed Christ, which in Punjabi we call Satguru Jesus of the highest living God Elohim that dwells within His most beautiful living Temple of God created by the greatest artist demiurge potter, the lord of the Nature Yahweh, Brahma, Khudah, etc. and it is called Harmandir or “Emmanuel” if you are not “greedy” according to Saint Luke 2,22-40. When the days were completed for their purification according to the law of Moses, Mary and Joseph took Jesus up to Jerusalem to present him to the Lord of creation Yahweh, just as it is written in the law of the Lord Yahweh by Moses, "Every male that opens the womb shall be consecrated to the Lord Yahweh, the demiurge Potter." And to offer the sacrifice of "a pair of turtle doves or two young pigeons," in accordance with the dictate in the law of the Lord Yahweh. Now there was a man in Jerusalem whose name was Simeon. This man was righteous and devout, awaiting the consolation of Israel, and the Holy Spirit was upon him. It had been revealed to him by the Holy Spirit that he should not see death before he had seen the Messiah of the Lord of the lord Yahweh Elohim, Allah, Parbrahm, etc. He came in the Spirit into the temple; and when the parents brought in the child Jesus to perform the custom of the law in regard to him, he took him into his arms and blessed God Elohim, saying: Now, Master Elohim, you may let your servant go in peace, according to your word, for my eyes have seen your salvation, which you prepared in sight of all the peoples, a light for revelation of His Word to the Gentiles who were fleeced by the crook Rabbis, and this is a corruption:- glory for your people Israel, who killed Him." Today, the killers of Jesus, the sons of the most high Satan Al-Djmar Al-Aksa are getting bundled up in Israel for the Final Burning through the Atomic War. The present activities reflect the characteristics of the Tares – Matt. 13v24-30. The child's Foster father and Surrogate mother as Jesus was conceived through his heavenly father Yahweh were amazed at what was said about him; and Simeon blessed them and said to Mary his Surrogate mother, "Behold, this child is destined for the fall and rise of many in Israel, and to be a sign that will be contradicted to the Jewish custom of Tit-for-Tat Law (and you a sword will pierce) so that the thoughts of many hearts may be revealed." There was also a prophetess, Anna, the daughter of Phanuel, of the tribe of Asher. She was advanced in years, having lived seven years with her husband after her marriage, and then as a “solitary” widow until she was eighty-four. She never left the temple, but worshiped night and day with fasting and prayer. And coming forward at that very time, she gave thanks to God Elohim, the Supernatural Father of Christ and spoke about the child to all who were awaiting the redemption of Jerusalem. When they had fulfilled all the prescriptions of the law of the Lord Yahweh, they returned to Galilee, to their own town of Nazareth. The child grew and became strong, filled with wisdom; and the favour of God Elohim was upon him. John, the Baptist baptised Jewish men of age in the water in the name of Abraham. In whose name then John baptised Jesus? Why John never baptised a woman, a Gentile or a Samaritan? We can discuss such mysteries through a zoom or skype meeting. the middle candle of the seven candled Menorah that stands for Elohim, Allah, Par Brahm, etc. is raised above the other six of Yahweh, Brahma, Khudah, etc., the Potter and lord of Nature, in the honour of Christ Jesus, the Son of Elohim, the Christ. John, the Baptist was a witness (moon, ideal Rabbi Matt 13v52; perfect in the moral laws are called Angel, the messengers of demiurge Yahweh or the raw brick fashioned out of the clay) to the Light (Sun = Shams; Primary Source of Light that will tell everything - John 4 = Saint) but not the Light as Christ is. https://youtu.be/f_siluyhxlc Any help:- YouTube removes my Bitter Videos and gives me a strike. My ebook by Kindle. ASIN: B01AVLC9WO Private Bitter Gospel Truth videos:- www.gnosticgospel.co.uk/nobility.htm www.gnosticgospel.co.uk/Rest.htm Any helper to finish my Books:- ONE GOD ONE FAITH:- www.gnosticgospel.co.uk/bookfin.pdf and in Punjabi KAKHH OHLAE LAKHH:-  www.gnosticgospel.co.uk/pdbook.pdf Very informative Channel:- Punjab Siyan. John's baptism:- www.gnosticgospel.co.uk/johnsig.pdf Trinity:- www.gnosticgospel.co.uk/trinity.pdf

[krazykatrina21]

Love is a lie

God that hurts. I have always prioritized my emotions over every man i have ever met. I have had some slip ups where i lost myself but then i went back to tit for tat. I always made sure i was the one holding all of the cards so that i could win in this game of love. That's what it always was for me. A game the one who cares the least is the winner. I captured so many hearts received so many i love you's... Men would try to make sure they could fit my mold so that they could have a future with me and once they did i was board because i was never really in it to begin with. With him i decided well actually was forced to be a different way. with him after time i began to out all of my emotions to the side, tucked away to make sure he was okay. i prioritized him and that still was not enough. he could and never realy did choose me after that. i fully sacrificed myself. its crazy too hes not all that special. there was just something about him, him i just loved him. with his flaws with everything and he never really loved me in the same way. jordan alysse's boyfriend knew the old me hell everyone did i was so dangerous. boyfriends would get worried about their girlfriend being my friend becasue i fully was a tempress and wherever i went trouble followed. some thins enver change. when i showed jorand matt he said oh wow hes just a regualr guy, i thought that he would look like he came off of teh show hot or not. Its all really ironic because as i have stated before i have dated men with the highest caliber and i somehow fell in love with this one. he just told me and showed me the dicotomy of my ways. whether i prioties myself or my partner it seems like it ends teh same way. in defet, nly this time i am the one who has lost, i showed my cards, i cared more, i gave all of myself and all the chnaces in the world and i am still not in a relationship. i have come to the brutal conclusion that love, is a lie.

[deniigi]

Are you going to write about the into the spiderverse spiders helping inimitable verse?

Hello anon!

I’ve actually written a few bits and pieces of the two coming together, but they aren’t quite polished or finished, so I’m not sure they’ll go up for a while, unfortunately (the ideas will probably need to be reworked a bit or maybe rewritten) BUT I am happy to give you a few little pieces of those different works if you like!

They will go under the read more! (Sorry mobile users as usual)

Here’s piece 1. Miles meets Bitsy Miles and Peter B wards off an existential crisis. (Inimitable Peter goes by Tats Spidey in this piece to distinguish between the two Peters)

***

Miles looked past these two and realized that someonewearing a much cleaner version of his suit was standing by the tall, lankySpidey, peering over the edge of the roof in interest. The suit owner’sshoulders jerked suddenly and Miles felt his own Spidey Sense jolt in response.

Hilariously, his Spidey Sense going off made Peter B.’sSpidey Sense go off which made Tats Spidey’s Spidey Sense go off. Tats Spidey shiveredand then shook his whole body to even out. The other guy in Miles’s black suit lockedhis full attention onto Miles. Tats Spidey realized this before any of theothers did.

“Oh, right,” he said. “Bitsy, this is Miles. He’s you fromanother universe, dimension, whatever you want to call it.”

Bitsy Miles stood up and cocked his head. He was, as amatter of fact, a couple inches shorter than Miles himself.

“I have a double?” he asked. Woah. They had the same voice.Crazy, was that what he sounded like?

“Yeah,” he said trying to sound friendly, “We all do.There’s infinite universes with infinite Spidermen.”

Bitsy Miles did not take off his mask, but then, none of theguys on this team did. Miles hadn’t spent enough time with other superpeople toknow if that was a general practice or if it was just something within thisgroup.

Bitsy Miles stepped forward up to Tat’s Spidey’s side andexamined Miles curiously.

He didn’t seem very grumpy—not nearly as grumpy as TatsSpidey had implied anyways.

“Does that mean that there’s a verse where Spiderman doesn’texist?” he asked.

Wow. Uh. Hella deep.Kinda ominous.

“Well, that’s what he said, wasn’t it?” Tats Spidey saidlike it was no big deal. “If there’s an infinite number of universes with Spidermen, then there’s also gotto be a set of infinite verses without Spidermen.”

What. Woah, no. This was getting theoretical.

“Right,” Bitsy Miles said, turning around to interrogate hisSpidey, “But are there infiniteverses where Spiderman doesn’t exist? Or is there just one?”

Tats Spidey didn’t even blink.

“Depends on your definition of infinite,” he said easily.“If you accept infinity as the direct opposite of all definitions of ‘finite’,then you can only say that only one infinity is impossible. How can infinity beinfinity if there’s only one infinity?”

Bitsy Miles hummed and apparently accepted this answer.

Peter B.’s eye twitched a little. He turned to Miles with awarning finger.

“Do not ever ask me anything about this ever,” hethreatened.

“Why not?” Gwen asked, mostly to be contrary. The fingermoved in her direction.

“Uh-uh. No,” Peter said. “You are not cute.”

“Because the crushing reality of physics is too massive forour brains to comprehend fully at any one time,” Tats Spidey interrupted with ashrug, “You start thinking too hard about it, you’ll end up spiraling into anexistential crisis and realize that everything is inherently meaningless andthat all our problems are manufactured by our own societies and hubris.”

Peter stabbed the finger at him without turning his faceaway from Gwen’s.

“That,” he said, “Exactly that.”

And this is piece 2! This is one where Miles convinces Inimitable Peter to lend Gwen Inimitable Matt for a minute to deal with her asshole Murdock. (for the record, when I was trying to come up with names to differentiate the Matts, I ended up with ‘Momdock’ for Inimitable Matt–because he’s super bossy and extremely pro-self-care/responsibility–and stuck with ‘Murderdock’ for Gwen’s Matt. And now I can’t think of them as anything but those things, so sorry folks hoping for something fucking normal or some shit, altho y’all should know me better than that by now)

This scene is Inimitable Matt (Momdock) trying to goad Murderdock into a fight.

***

“Who the fuck are you?” Murderdock demanded, low and dangerous andoddly straightforward for once. Gwen was so fucking happy. He was getting moreand more freaked out the longer Momdock hung around, tilting at him.

“I told you. The Devil.”

Murderdock laughed.

“A great name,” he noted. “Perhaps let me reframe myquestion: who the fuck are you?”

Momdock’s grin didn’t waver.

“Where’s your Foggy, pal?” he asked pleasantly. “You’re areal piece of work, even a blind guy could see that. Where’s your Foggy?”

Murderdock went all stiff at the poke at his disability.Momdock was wearing a mask, which meant nothing to Murderdock as far as Gwencould tell, but she wondered if Murderdock could tell that he was blind, too.

But more importantly: why the hell was he asking about Mr.Nelson?

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Murderdock said.

Momdock wasn’t having it. His grin broke for just long enoughfor him to chuff a little disbelieving laugh.

“C’mon, man,” he said like Murderdock was a fucking idiot.“Your Foggy. Where’s your Foggy? You know, the only guy who ever listened toyou?”

He took a step forward and to Gwen’s dead surprise,Murderdock twitched as though to take a step back.

Woah. Fascinating.She was struck by the sudden need to pay damn close attention to this wholeinteraction.

“The only guy who ever believed that there was an ounce—no,that there was even a drop—of good in you?” Momdock continued; his version ofsyrupy sweet was different. Less toxic, for one, seeing as he meant what he wassaying, but also oddly smokey? Pretty…dangerous?

He took another step forward. The muscles in his back rolledas his shoulders did. The floodlights on the roof threw them in stark relief.

“You don’t know shit,” Murderdock spat. His fingers didn’tleave his cane. “Who are you?”

“Foggy. Franklin. Franklin P. Nelson. The man who, to thisday, is the only one in this whole goddamn universe who gives a shit whetheryour piece of shit, disgrace of abody breathes in the morning. You know, the only one since your daddy who’sever cared that that blood in your veins keeps on pumping, day in, day out.That Foggy. That one. Where is he?”

Murderdock was sinking lower into his shoulders and startingto spread his arms out, but Gwen could not focus on that or make her facebehave because holy shit. Murderdockwas—red alert red alert—in love with the DA.

Holy.

Shit.

“Oh, don’t like that do you?” Momdock asked as he steppedcloser again. Like it was a game. Like he was winning. “What’s the matter? Youain’t had the guts to tell him yet, big scary? Awww. Lookit you. Precious.”That smile was a fucking weapon. “Pathetic,” he spat, tone suddenly dead flat.

“You’re pathetic,” he said again when Murderdock didn’t sayanything back. He was possibly more furious than Gwen had ever seen him.Furious to the point of silence. Momdock seemed to love it, too. The corners of his lips were curling again.

“You want me to shut up?” he goaded. “Want me to stoptalking about Foggy? My husband. Oho.Didn’t see that one coming did you?”

Gwen wasn’t 100% sure, but she was pretty sure that he’dheard whatever reaction Murderdock had had to the statement; he’d have to haveheard it, because as far as Gwen could tell, Murderdock hadn’t moved even amillimeter. He was calculating. Trying to figure out the best way to kill thisbastard.

Gwen’s stomach gave a little squeeze and she suddenly hopeddesperately that Momdock knew what he was doing. The goading was fun and all,but Murderdock was exactly that: a murderer.

“You’ve worked it out now, huh?” Momdock said as he took afew, slow steps in closer towards Murderdock. “You worked it out, yeah youhave. You’re smart. We’re smart.Always have been, right? Where’d your degree come from, huh? You meet Foggythere? Did he hold your hand on your daddy’s death day when you were too drunkfor words? Did he? ‘Cause mine did. You know, my Foggy and me, we’re celebratingat the end of this week. Wanna know why?”

He waited. Murderdock, Gwen realized, had drawn half of hisblade.

“You wanna know?”

Momdock’s knees seemed to go loose, like he was droppinginto a crouch.

“’Cause he got cancer,” he said, “Two years ago, he gotcancer. And you know what I did?”

Murderdock was clenching his teeth so hard, it made his jawalmost as square as Momdock’s.

“I let him suffer.”

Two things happened. Murderdock lunged forwardand Momdock lunged down.

**

NOTE: better explained in context, Momdock/Inimitable Matt is lying here. He didn’t actually leave Fogs to suffer, he just says this as the straw that breaks the camel’s back. I also do not fucking care what anyone says, Murderdock and DA Nelson are meant to be, I’m ignoring everything else, no one can convince me otherwise y’all I won’t hear it.

Anyways! Hope this fills some of the void, anon! If y’all really like this storyline, let me know and I’ll think about finishing it up a bit more satisfactorily.

[a-ghostlight-for-roman]

I already have so many things to work on, & yet every day my urge to draw tatted & pierced Roman grows exponentially,

[luci-cunt]

lkja;sdflkj y’all I’m back to my emo bullshit but FOB’s Miss Missing You is highkey giving me Andreil breakup vibesss (perish the thought I know BUT–)

Don't panic/ No, not yet/ I know I'm the one you want to forget/ Cue all the love to leave my heart

It's time for me to fall apart/ Now you're gone/ But I'll be okay/ Your hot whisky eyes/ Have fanned the flames/ Maybe I'll burn a little brighter tonight/ Let the fire breathe me back to life

Baby, you were my picket fence/ I miss missing you now and then

Sometimes before it gets better/ The darkness gets bigger/ The person that you'd take a bullet for is behind the trigger

Oh, we're fading fast/ I miss missing you now and then/ Making eyes at this husk around my heart

I see through you when we're sitting in the dark/ So give me your filth/ Make it rough/ Let me, let me trash your love

and like, I know the song is mostly about someone getting OVER a breakup and being alright with leaving them but it just gives me like rockband au vibes and if I had the time and energy I’d write a fic about it where the monsters just all sing FOB and are mega emo and this would be like, after like, something happens where they loose trust in one another or somethin and they break up but Neil writes this and they have this intense reunion moment and make eyecontact through the crowd cause babe I miss missing you and a;lkdjsfa;lkdf

christ someone write this for me XDD

[ladyfingersandmetal]

Howdy!

I wanna be more consistent with how I draw Al so here is a mini ref sheet and I just wanted to elaborate on it and sprinkle in some of my own headcannons.

Appearance

Lean, tatted, and looks like he could probably outrun a horse. Also looks like a smug lil bastard

Speaking of tats, his has a sleeve of Roses. As cheesy as it is, it is actually very well done and took HOURS

There is a heavy influence of Marlon Brando in my design for him and I can picture him being great to imitate him PERFECTLY.

He has tanned skin, though still has lots of blush in his skin. He does have dark body hair but he SHAVES it all off. He just cant stand the feeling of hair on him. Plus it shows off his muscles more.

His hair is definitely Auburn! His hair texture is somewhat wavy, though the strands are fine. So when he goes without washing it for a few days it gets greasy.

He has very shapely eyebrows and is a very animated person.

His eyes are light brown. They really do look like they are red with how much they match his hair. Which is why he is often described as having "red eyes".

His wardrobe is just a mod podge of random stuff. Though it is mostly influenced by bikers and cowboys. He usually always wears cowboy boots and denim with some sort of tank top. But some more random stuff is that he does have things from like, skater stores. So he may be sporting white converses, a beanie, skater pants and some sort of band tee on certain days. But he does have a soft spot for fringe and leather as can be seen in most western wear.

General

His full name is Allen Freedom Jones, just "Al" to most.

He is the younger brother to Matt! But this age difference doesn't mean much to them. Especially because they ended up going to school at the same time and graduating the same year. Depending on which brother you ask its because "Matt had a hard time and was held back" Or "Al is the smartest-dumbass you have ever met, he skipped to my grade"

He mostly plays mechanic to himself in his time. Because of that he doesn't have a job, which he doesn't need anyway. Besides that he spends an awful alot of time volunteering! Sometimes its to help out inmates, help the elderly, animals, and so on.

His pockets are boring, mostly because he regularly leaves his house with nothing. It isn't that he forgets, he just finds he can do without his stuff.

Drives a Ford truck just like Matt! Though, they have different models. Al reallLLLy keeps up to date with all car news and is a great guy to ask about diff makes and models.

A social butterfly, though not in a nosey way. He has an amazing ability to relate and connect with people without it being personal. Someone could be friends with him for a year and be surprised to find out that he has a brother, where he is from, where he went to school and other personal details you usually find out when you first meet someone.

He lives to connecting with people in a way that is in the present. Often he does this by building on fun experiences that they share. This being said, he does not just approach people randomly. It is more like, he finds you at the DMV and yall are sitting in line and waiting together so he will chat. Not so much he preys on randoms.

He loves spicy foods, which extends to the sweets he eats. His favorite candies are red hots though he can and will get sick off of them. Also worth mentioning, he loves Fireball.

Sports are a must to him. Especially baseball! Though he can find fun in any sport.

Because he often leave his phone at home, he is bad at responding to texts, emails and so on. He also just does not like typing. So he often takes advantage of speech-to-text functions.

Politics are complicated for a lot of reasons. The best way to describe him is "the most un-patriotic patriot you will ever meet" he loves many of his country's freedoms but also, is the greatest critic. Very folk-punk esque

Offices bore him and depress him. Not much more to say other than that, he goes stir crazy.