Made a “grab all” (grab the ingredients that feel intuitively correct) protection sachet and wax sealed a letter about it for my most beautiful friend. This is the text I sent her when I delivered it at dawn:
“Thank you for using WPS (witches postal service), where your next boon is only a broom ride away. Your mailbox had outgoing mail, so your delivery was left with a most agreeable rock on the box beside your door. Your worker wishes you to know you should open the envelope before the bag. Contact this number with any other questions and have a magical day! So mote it be.”
for anyone who is wondering where my pun streak comes from my dad just said mashbrowns when talking about making hashbrowns with mashed potatoes and then laughed about it for the next 5 minutes