#so that was that

[tacosaysroar]

*I’m cleaning up my dining room painting job while Adelaide is working on her science project at the table*

Adelaide: We should talk about something while we’re both in here together not listening to music

Me: What do you want to talk about?

Adelaide: I don’t know. You pick.

Me: Boys

Adelaide: Cute. Ten out of ten.

[stiltonbasket]

Do you have your own explanation for how and why Madam Lan killed Qingheng-Jun’s teacher?

In most of my fics, she spent a few weeks at the Cloud Recesses and then discovered that QHJ's teacher had forced himself on one of his students, who had no idea where to find help until she overheard Chen Mingyan telling one of the Lan girls that she made a point of personally exacting justice for wronged women without informing the relevant authorities about it.

CMY's kill count was in the hundreds by the time she came to Gusu; in total, she murdered several Jins, a couple of Wens, and many more civilian noblemen and commoners. But before she killed QHJ's teacher, she had never attacked anyone whose weapon left sword traces (e.g., Shuanghua in the MDZS donghua); and when she was discovered, she had glowing marks from his sword on her arm.

Qingheng-jun arrived ahead of the sect elders and persuaded her to marry him, since the clan rules forbid female members of the Lan sect from receiving harsh physical discipline. After that, we know the rest of the story. :(

[rambling-addict]

WARNING: Scroll away if you don’t want any hint of spoilers. Although I’ll try not to say much because I want everyone to experience the same as me.

So I binge-watched and I just finished Season 2 of Warrior Nun… and oh my God!!

This season was truly a masterpiece, but it’s a freakin’ rollercoaster of emotions! I was at the edge of my seat most of the time.

And by the end of it all, I wanna scream in joy and cry in frustration at the same time!!

My baby Ava… and Beatrice!! My Avatrice heart is so full yet so broken. I’m happy but yet so sad. So bittersweet…wtf.

And little Camila’s all grown up..

And I’m pissed that there really is no Mary! (That’s the only spoiler I’ll say)

Netflix, you better not cancel this show, istg.

I need season 3 so bad!!

[imagineacoolusername]

@carryon-countdown day 30: the beginning

Simon and Baz reunite after a long summer. also they're boyfriends :)

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I open the door to our room and a wave of smoke hits my face.

Crowley, the school year hasn't even started yet and Snow already managed to get worked up over something. Honestly, this boy. What a beautiful, beautiful mess.

"Baz!" He says as he leaps to his feet. He's smiling at me, though a bit hesitant. I pretend not to notice.

"Hello, Simon, it's good to see you." I smile back at him. I know I sound a bit uptight, but I don't really know how to act around him anymore.

I mean, we're boyfriends now –I still can't believe it–, but we only got together the second to last day before the previous school year ended, and we haven't seen each other over the summer.

He must find something in my expression, because he finally beams at me and tackles me in a hug. I hug him back tightly.

I missed him dearly.

I spent a great part of the summer thinking of all the possible reactions Simon could have when we came back to school, and I must say, a big chunk of those were negative reactions.

I didn't allow myself to picture him jumping into my arms as soon as he saw me, because I was afraid he would come back to his senses during the holidays and would distance himself from me. I didn't want to get hurt any more.

But he is now in my arms, looking happy and comfortable, and I love him so much.

I'm living a charmed life.

[fogmoo]

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[knifefightscene]

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[snakesinsocks2005]

Pin for survivors

[gwenlena]

hello tumblr

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

[kaereth]

Dragon harpy chimera birdy FALIN!! I love her