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biblically-accurate-dca · 4 months

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immaculate consumption

#my art #do i tag this? ya sure #sundrop #sunnydrop #daycare attendant #you will look at my weird art #anyway this is a little old but i was suddenly reminded of it while looking thru old sketch pages so i was like. hey why not post it #ig i could give a big speech abt what my intentions behind this were but i dont rlly want to do that for this one #so interpret it as you'd like!#pls don't romanticize it though ♡

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conflitdecanard · 2 months

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Had a dream a young Zoro protected a group of Shaymins and they loved him so much after that 〒▽〒

So I doodled it heehee And I'm pretty sure my brain didn't mean to make the two ball of green fluffs hangout as a joke dzedezd

#dream #doodles #allsaasart #shaymin #pokemon #roronoa zoro #one piece zoro #one piece #sorry for handwriting I'm so tired #tried to draw shaymin closer to actual canon looks and not do my weird little hedgehog style for them dhuezuhd #also i think i dreamed of that cuz growing up i would make aus where somehow shaymins were there #i have been thinking about my childhood recently and maybe thats why but i am happy it was a happy ?? memory my dream used here udzeuhde

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fruutes · 10 months

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Anyway u can have a little harv as a treat :)!!!

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s0fter-sin · 6 months

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i need ghoap frantically making out against a door finally taking the leap on their feelings. need ghost grinding against soap, expecting to find him just as hard as him, only to feel nothing

and in all his wisdom and experience, he concludes soap was tortured and never told him

he’s trying to think of a delicate way to say he understands, that he’s been through it and it doesn’t change anything about how he feels (and who the fuck touched him so he can hunt them down and rend them limb from limb)

meanwhile trans!soap’s just trying to find the best angle to grind his cunt on ghost’s thigh

just it never even entering ghost’s head bc he’s never known a trans person but he has met plenty of people who’ve been tortured - himself included - so of course that’s his logical leap

soap takes off his shirt and he sees his top surgery scars and ghost asks if he wants him to kill the one who did it and soap just hums like, “actually, man did pretty good, they healed real well,” and ghost’s just teary-eyes with awe at how well he’s coping, “looking on the bright side, that’s my johnny.”

imagine he thinks johnny was fully castrated but sees he’s determined to still have a sex life with him so he buys packers and straps to help him bc hell yeah healing and soap’s just like, “holy shit i’ve never had such a thoughtful partner before, such a sweet man, lt.”

#he a little confused but he got the spirit #its so good bc it can be super angsty of ghost really dreading whats been done to his sergeant and trying to make it right #or just go full crack treated seriously and have fun with it #i love just completely oblivious ghost #in any military context hes the smartest guy in the room #he always knows the play and has more experience than anyone #but stick him in the normal world? man is Lost #ghost just thinks hes had some kind of reconstruction surgery after being tortured and accepts thats what johnny looks like #bc hes never seen a pussy before #it takes years for soap to actually come out to him bc he just never thought to #hes seen him naked theyve literally slept together what else is there for him to say #then he shows him like a family album or something and ghosts just like ‘why arent you in any of these i only see girls’#and he just goes ‘hang on a second’#soap gets one of his sporadic periods one night and panics a little thinking it would weird ghost out or remind him that hes not cis #but ghost just thinks its a normal part of such a thorough reconstruction that hed bleed sometimes #and doesnt question it when soap grabs a pad out of his drawer bc ‘thats such a good way of handling the discharge my johnnys so smart’#just really supportive ghost for the wrong reasons #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #we’re a team. ghost team #soapghost #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #soap cod #save post

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domsaysstuff · 2 years

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Okay so this idea has been rocking around my empty skull for some time now just we know that Eddie can be a pretty mean DM and a shithead and I've been thinking abt romances in D&D and how it would work in Hellfire

And I had this thought that Eddie would like be "no romances!!" to the Corroded Coffin group (before the kids joined) and they're like why? and Eddie just to tease them says that he doesn't want to pretend to fall for their smelly ugly faces

Which just motivates them to try and seduce like every character that Eddie introduces for a fucking month and it leads to the creation of the rule: Every romance/seduction directed roll must be rolled above 15 to succeed AND if Eddie decides that the attempt is particularly bad the roll is with disadvantage

The Corroed Coffin boys are obviously teasingly like ohhh so we get an advantage if it's good?

"Doubt that would happen boys, but sure, if you make me, Eddie fucking Munson, to blush like a fair maiden then you'll get the advantage on the roll"

They try, they really do, but all the CC boys succeed in doing is killing off all of their party in three sessions and Gareth who is a little shit is actually rolling his third character (because the consequences of a failure are fucking brutal) by the time Jeff and [unnamed freak] give up

After that they know better (except Gareth who still sometimes does that just to annoy Eddie and be a little shit) to try and then the kids join Hellfire and Eddie has even less of an desire to flirt with fucking Wheeler, Henderson and Sinclair (they're baby children!!)

But the kids are a little shits too and they see Gareth being a little shit so they copy

It ends badly for them, they gripe about Eddie being unfair because like "all three of us have girlfriends Eddie and you don't so we clearly know more about romance then you do" Dustin not only gets a flick on the head for that but his character might have ended up being put into situations™ throughout the session that are "totally unfair!"

But fair to say all of Hellfire knows the rules and all of hellfire knows that no matter how well they try and how smooth they are (they really aren't ever smooth) Eddie will not blush or even consider they attempts as "good", the best they got was "tolerable" (Lucas got it and he's still very proud of it, as he deserves okay?), Eddie is impossible to fluster and so it's just is this fun thing they sometimes do when they feel particularly like little shits

And that's it about it

Until Vecna and all the upside down shit and the surprising friendship of Eddie and Steve happens

And suddenly Steve Harrington is not only sitting but playing D&D

Everything is going actually pretty good and Dustin practically vibrates out of his chair at how proud he is of Steve for how well he is doing so far and then

And then Steve tries to flirt with a pretty bard

Dustin deflates, he is ready for the absolute disaster that is going to fall upon Steve, he makes eye contact with Lucas - both of them ready with "it was actually a pretty good line tho!" at the tip of their tongues to defend Steve's decisions, he doesn't know Eddie's special rules after all and it would be funny to see Steve fail, sure, but it's Steve's first game and the kids wanted it to be good for Steve so convincing him to play again would be easier

But now Eddie is going to absolutely rip into him and Steve will never want to play again and-

"Roll with advantage" Dustin gasps, audibly, loudly, the room is silent, except for Steve who's very unaware of the chaos he just created and just rolls the dices, his usual confidence in place

And if someone looked closely - and all of the hellfire is fucking looking - Eddie Munson has indeed a light blush on his face

#i feel like it would have been so funny #steve and eddie just spend the rest of the session flirting through the bard and steve's character #steve also doesn't know why Lucas looks so in awe of him after the session Mike is scowling and Dustin is looking at him #as if he's a weird matemathical equasion #the CC boys give Eddie so much shit tho after the session #'oh so ours ugly mugs don't do it but king steve's jocky ass does?' 'it's a pretty great ass!'#steve doesn't really learn abt the rules until like a month later #also this is my gareth is a little shit agenda and i will be always pushing it #steddie #fic idea #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #dom's au idea of the day #corroded coffin #also hahaha yes this is my official my brain cannot keep my ideas in my head anymore so im going to unleash all of them slowly here

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rithmeres · 8 months

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bait / hook / line / sinker

#the hunger games #finnick odair #thg #the hunger games fanart #this was a very very weird painting for me.#like i have painted decapitated heads and severed arms and shattered ribs and guts falling out and gallons of blood #and not once have i ever looked up from my work and been disgusted or disturbed by what i’ve painted #but the first day i was working on this one i looked at it and just felt so sick i had to get up and take a shower to get away from it #HE WAS 14 WTF WTF WTF WTF #that is a baby. that is a little kid. turned into a killer and paraded around like a novelty and used like a toy.#but on the whole i am very satisfied with this propaganda piece it's just as beautiful and unsettling as i wanted it to be #ugh my mind. nothing in the composition is overt but all the implications are there #not just the capitol's sexualization and brutalization of children but the fetishization of the districts' labor as well #as my good friend and mutual theworldiswhispering said.#'the hard labor you do is not safe from being romanticized by the people who benefit from it at your expense'#and i think about that every day #wherefore art thou #thg reread #why he so smooth.. just like a shark #[katniss voice] mfs took all my body hair cant have shit in the capitol #i just know tumblr's gonna crunch the quality of these images but i worked on a canvas 4 times larger than the usual size #so a lot of the detail gets lost when i post it. oh well. click for quality i guess #his expression changes when you're far away #far away he looks kind of vacant #close up he's smiling. like the photographer wanted a specific cocky emotion from him and it was there #but when you zoom out there's just a thousand yard stare #i did think about turning these into prints or actual posters but um. i don't think i should do that

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lulu2992 · 2 months

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❈ The Seed Family ❈

Joseph - Jacob - John - Faith

#a 'masterpost' because why not?#I’m happy it’s finally done :)#the last time I drew their portraits it was in september 2019 #they looked a little weird so it’s nice to see my art skills have improved (I think) :’)#joseph was the only one looking at the spectator while the others had their eyes closed #and here he’s the only one not looking at us #I did that on purpose #I don’t know what it means/symbolizes but it was intentional haha #far cry 5 #joseph seed #jacob seed #john seed #faith seed #in what I call 'the horsemen order'#my art #fan art #traditional art #digital coloring #drawn in february 2024

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nato-obenkrieger · 4 days

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he’s quite silly to me

#autistic michael canon trust!!!!!!#guys is my art regressing i feel like this looks ass 😭😭#i think it’s time to lock in and get better tee bee aych #but anyway i likr michael a lot #the girl commenting is chloe if you couldn’t tell #to me chloe is the type of person to be like ‘we’re best friends right!!’ to the weird kid in class #is this a controversial take im not a big chloe fan #she seems like the type of person to infantilize autistic people 😓😓#anyway im yapping so bad #idk why this drawing looks so odd i haven’t drawn michael in a little while #would you guys still like me if i told you i haven’t been drawing bmc because ive been kinda obsessed with henry danger yaoi #my deepest darkest confession #michael mell #be more chill #be more chill musical #bmc #bmc musical

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scumvillainess · 2 months

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au where the entire plot of pidw gets derailed when shen qingqiu shows up with a baby and announces to the rest of the world that yue qingyuan got him pregnant.

(i think there’s a fanfic where sqq babytraps yqy but i just can’t find it for the life of me)

#the scum villain's self saving system #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #svsss #scumbag self saving system #scumbag villain #scumbag system #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #sqq #og shen qingqiu #og sqq #original shen qingqiu #original sqq #yue qingyuan #yue qi #qijiu #79 #yqy is definitely not complaining about this new development #another one of sqq’s plans to keep yqy tied to him #after all abandoning his child and it’s mama would make yqy look so bad and that is what sqq is counting on #what sqq didn’t account for was yqy doing a sappy public proposal after learning that they have a child together #the speech lasted for ten minutes and it made everyone (sqq included) tear up a little because of how pathetically sweet it was #cang qiong mountain sect #this is the biggest entertainment that cqms has had in years #yqy uno reverses sqq’s plan and now they’re living a picture perfect (it's 100% unhinged) life together with their baby #if there’s one thing that sj and sy have in common it's that they will go through insane mental gymnastics just to rationalize something #if qijiu aren't freak4freak for each other then they aren't my qijiu #qijiu get together after the babytrapping but everyone thinks they got back together after having a messy breakup prior to joining cqms #after all that would definitely explain the weird tension they have together and why yqy just lets sqq get away with everything

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icewindandboringhorror · 2 months

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I made a few new wax seal stamps out of clay (like the ones I did for my worldbuilding stuff forever ago), this time just of random symbols that I thought might look good done in the style of painting over the raised part of the wax or etc. :0c Some of them aren't carved deep enough to really show up that well, but overall they worked okay for being clay lol

#wax seal #crafts #wax stamp #stationery #Window one is kind of stinky.. I was imagining like a swirly night sky sort of looking thing so it would be a surreal contrast of a night #sky with a window in the middle that shows a daytime sky - but the silver and purple wax kind of mixed too much together #with the black and it just looks very plain black and not all that starry or anything hjbhj.. Of course the eye is probably my favorite #since all I ever do is draw eyes and still like eye imagery for some reason. The four leaf clover is very lumpy and skrunkty but also it wa #the smallest in size out of all of them so was easier to do multiple stamps of just to try it out.#The heart with eyes wax is actually more swirly in person. I wanted it to be a mix of light pink and red and white. and the wax #did kind of all blend together but in person you can definitely see MORE of the intentional swirlyness. in this it just looks plain pink.#I was going to do one eye in the heart but it looked weird. but now two seems too plain. i could have done 3?? in a pattern.. hmm #alas. I wish I could make actual metal ones. With the clay i have to paint them in a thin layer of olive oil before stamping because #otherwise the wax just kind of gets stuck in the grooves of the clay and then you can't pull it up. Very wacky ''unprofessional'' looking #set up where I'm hot gluing circles of sculpey clay to short stumps of a wooden dowel that I sawed apart with a serrated bread knife #and then using an old paintbrush to put olive oil on them whilst holding a spoon over a yankee candle flame hjbjh #ANYWAY.. I think if I were middle class/rich/etc. this would be one of the main things in my crafting room is like.. SO many colors #of wax. and all different custom made stamps designed by me. which could be much more elaborate in actual metal.. muahaha.... >:)c #RHGghhh... I actually don't want to talk much about it since (this is probably just my Obsessed With My Own World Artist Delusions) I #think I have a really cool idea for a game that could genuinely be successful if i ever get to make it and I don't want to give #everything away and spoil the whole plot/concept in hopes that one day I can actually do it - BUT - a game that I'd like to make after the #visual novel I'm making now has partially to do with the main character working as a sort of writer/scribe/artist assistant in an elven #city (set in my world/with my worldbuilding species and versions of elves and etc) and I was thinking of maybe incorporating #somehow being able to collect little writing type items like these like.. you can get different wax seal patterns or pens or etc. when I do #stuff like this in Real Life it always makes me think of that like.. ouh... this is good research.. what it shall be like to be a littol #elf collecting wax seals and such.. indeed... GRR i need to be finished with my current game NOWWW... i MUST work on other #thingss... aughh... ANYWAY.. yay. accomplishment to do One Single Thing other than Sit In The Summer Heat And Rot #though also hilarious as this was the first cool-ish day that was below 80F in a while hgvh #waking up like 'wow.. i actually feel okay today?? like I could do things?? how mysterious.. I wonder why..?? :0'' Its The Weather You Fool #Tis Always The Weather

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efverse · 2 months

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please ignore the godawful quality of this but its the closest you're gonna get to an official height chart from me so😔

#the family #+espe is a little shorter than umbreon in the pic but her knees are bent there so thats why i gave them an inch...#++full disclosure. i sloppily resized leafs head bc the style looked off compared to the rest😞#SO weird? satisfying?? putting them all together like this tho.......

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premamelody · 2 months

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derg

#wings of fire #mcsm #mcsm au #wof au #premaposting #i made these actually a long bit ago #except for jesse 2 thats recent #but the rest of them were from a good bit ago #i didnt want to post it idk why but i dont want it to rot in my folders either so im posting it #ok my thought process from these #i did a funny and made all of the jesses just mudwing sibs #the main one or first listed is acc the runt. thats why they look weird. theyre not fleshed out yet :(#second one is one of the only older siblings that are still around. the rest had separated for jobs and such #but she lingers around a bit. job-looking but occasionally is there to cheer her lil sib on and stuff #i didnt want the rest of them to be the same tribe or the same main tribe so i made axel a hivewing #skywing could work however i really really wanted petra to be a skywing #i chose hivewing also bc i wanted the ofts to match with them and i made magnus hivewing i think #ik ellegaard is a sandwing #thats why olivia is sand/night #i couldnt decide on whether to make either of them sand or night #so i made olivia both #petra skywing/seawing #i could not not give her seawing literal pirate motif #also smth smth earring is actually important and not really for show #then lukas silk/sand. debating on whether he should have fire be a flamesilk or have neither #a lot of these choices im still debating idk nightwing lukas would be cool #but i didnt want to choice obvi picks for everyone. tried to get a little creative #these tags are so long jsdnsjdnsjdsdkjsdkjsndsnd helppppp #update just realized i abbreviated the order as ofts instead of oots #smhhhhh im a fake fan

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bandtrees · 3 months

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they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one

alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way