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uraandri · 2 years

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i was a woman in stem since elementary school cause i remember our religious education teacher telling us how when you boil the first red egg for easter in holy water, it will remain unchanged even a year later, or more precisly, he told us it wouldn’t have a bad smell or any changes in texture if you were to crack it, so when good friday came around i made my mother boil all of the red eggs in holy water, and on the next good friday, so exactly a year later i cracked the eggs (we kept 3 red eggs (the first one was marked with х.в. se we knew exactly which egg it was) and 2 green ones that were not boiled in holy water) and they all smelled so bad i got yelled at for stinking up the house

#i cracked them one by one #starting with the marked egg #and it started stinking whithin first 10 seconds #and then i cracked all other ones at the same time and just left them on the kitchen table lmao #i was a menace with my little experiments #my mother was often the unwilling participant and assistant #she forgot about it so when i left them in the kitchen she didn't know what i was doing #so the smell was like a propper stink bomb #she just opened the door and gagged and i herd her yell my name #also this was before i stopped beleiving in god #idk if this influenced me because i thought it was unplausable even tho i believed in god #i knew that things had to rot either way and that perserving them took more than just holy water #but i did not like the fact that the priest lied to us #ura.txt

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