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occudo · 21 hours
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Hi this is the best explanation I can give. Behold:
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The same picture. /hj
All right, that is quite accurate
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teecupangel · 21 hours
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Catboy nonny once again, considering something. So, the ancient Egyptians revered cats. Sooooo Bayek meets catboy!desmond?
It would be funny if Bayek thought he was a messenger of Bastet when they first met then, when he realized that Desmond is actually a man, he wondered if he was a messenger of Maahas or even Maahas’ son with a human mother.
Desmond is just like “???” because his only ‘information’ about Egyptian Gods are like… almost nonexistent? He knows Anubis because of The Mummy Returns.
… That’s it.
So he has no idea who the gods Bayek is talking about are but he does know that cats are really, like, important to Egyptian culture so he just rolls with it.
Whenever Bayek asks if he’s a son or a messenger of this god or another, he just shrugs.
When Bayek asks what he means by that, Desmond tries to make him believe that he has amnesia (which is hard to do via charades as far as Desmond was concerned)
And Bayek, being the kind and helpful medjay that he is (and also being a devout believer of the gods and an over all nice guy as long as one is not connected to the death of his son), tries to help him ‘recover’ his memories.
So, in this one, Bayek doesn’t take Desmond as a ‘pet’. He treats Desmond like a priest of one of the feline gods (no idea who though) that has lost his memories. Sometimes, Desmond feels a bit awkward with how much respect Bayek gives to him because he’s not used to it but he appreciate it though.
Desmond would join Bayek in his travels, more as a companion than anything, with the idea being Desmond might remember something if they visit other locations connected to the gods with feline characteristics.
They hide Desmond’s ears by wrapping a piece of fabric around his head because they don’t want people to question him or, worse, try to kidnap him or something.
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davidtennan-t · 4 months
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oh he is already such a great uncle, giving her the look of ‘I’m supposed to be retired but for you? Say no more, we’ll sneak away tomorrow, your wish is my command’
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rowarn · 5 months
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hi tonight i'm thinking about rlly pent up simon coming home. he's wound taut, a short fuse. he just needs to let off some steam and be a little mean with u ): just a lil tho!!!
while he whispers about how soft and sweet you are, how cute you look pinned beneath him, how pretty your moans are as you lick and squeal as he makes u cum on his cock — he has his big hand wrapped around your throat.
he makes you stare right into his eyes while he has u creaming and squirming. he's glaring even tho he's saying sweet nothings <3 he's got u pinned, his chest pressed against yours, rendering u completely immobile and at his mercy as he stuffs his cock into ur drooling cunt ):
when your eyes inevitably roll back, breaking the eye contact, he lightly slaps you across the cheek. the impact makes your eyes fall back to his and he squints in disappointment.
"eyes on me, sweet one," he growls, "told you to keep your fuckin' eyes on me."
and when he hits just right, nailing that gooey little spot inside you, eyes flutter closed and he smacks you again. it's not hard enough to hurt but the fact your sweet simon is the one treating u so meanly is what gets u really clenching around him <3
"filthy thing," he spits, "gettin' off on me smackin' you around? fuck, you're a lil pervert, love."
you whimper, toes curling in ur fuzzy socks when his pelvis grinds right up against your clit, as he says those dirty things to you ): and he keeps just humping your pretty little pussy until you're cumming again around him with a weak cry of his name, hands helplessly slapping against his broad shoulders.
"i'm not done, sweetheart," he coos in your ear, deep timbre of his voice making your heart race, "gonna keep fuckin' this precious little cunt until i cant remember my own name." <3
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littleulvar · 1 year
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old character’s redesign for funsies ✨
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justwait-sunshine · 12 days
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today in the chronicles of women in motorsport...
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chimaeraonwards · 8 months
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no ai generated content will ever compare to the absolutely cartoonishly evil plot to cut down trees to prevent workers from striking to get livable wage.
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ffwix · 29 days
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(1/3)
the mini comic comes to you, cause I spend A LONG TIME. Also I'm not finished but I gotta submit some parts of it.
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laughingfate · 2 years
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On the morning of the knife fight I was scheduled to lose, I washed myself in the ritual soap and dressed in soft, loose fitting clothes as was the custom. I would not break my fast until after the deed was done.
My second ferried me to the entry point at the North, where I declared my secret name to the gatekeeper and several acolytes in quick succession. They prepared me for the inner sanctum, infusing my veins with salt water and drawing intricate sigils on my chest. I bid farewell to my second, who would keep vigil outside. I remember very little after this, but when I awoke, I felt a great weight had been lifted from my chest.
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Anyway, the top surgery yesterday went great!
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woman seeking blorbo: must be a female character, preferably an adult. Intelligence levels of smart to genius (either through life experience or through schooling), social skills anywhere from awkward to none. Her ability to understand her own emotions should be slim to verging on complete and utter confusion. Either that or just refusing to accept she even possesses any.
It is absolutely imperative that she have no chill. I want her thirsty, but I want that thirst to be restrained. The more clueless she is about potential love interests and their opinion of her, the better. Her fatal flaw may or may not be one of the seven deadly sins, but I want it to be something I can dig my grubby little mitts into. She has to, at least once in canon, make a completely bonkers decision that makes me question her sanity.
Bonus points if she has at least 1 best friend I can ship her with when I'm in the mood for shipping (gender doesn't matter).
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sunglassesmish · 2 months
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jensen whenever the opportunity to get choked reveals itself: yeah this is definitely meant to happen
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“Ahh!” panting, you came all over. While he lapped up your juices, he looks up at you as if he really wants to tell you something. Eyes glazed over from your high, you nod. “C-can I be your boyfriend?…” he crawls closer to you with his hands on your hips. “I can’t.. I can’t take this anymore..” he pouts, brows furrowed as if he’s going to cry. “I need more..” tears filled up his eyes, hovering over you—he’s face to face with you now. “I want to be the only one.. I want you to only be mine!”
bokuto koutarou, oikawa tooru, miya atsumu, manjiro sano/mikey, takemichi hanagaki, kazutora hanemiya, jean kirstein, bertholdt hoover
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little-lynx · 2 months
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tenderness
Well, hello friends! How are you doing? What'd I miss around here? ;)
Soft post-Mockingjay Everlark for you ♥️
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ghostatrandom · 8 months
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I uh, forgot to post this here, my latest insanity about the test tube baby Jaiden theory and ngl, I REALLY wasn't expecting so many people to just, really love the idea and I have seen so much fanart about it it's insane (they have fused it with their own headcanons and everything, it's amazing) and all I gotta say is: I am sorry for giving you my own delusions and thank you for liking what I do ^^
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kitamars · 1 year
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suit up!
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marmastry · 1 month
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Kofi
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