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9r4v3y4rd · 2 years
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examples of the physical gags and humor of the show
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snickerdoodlles · 8 months
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*sees this post pop up in my notes*
*twitches*
I’d made some generalizations in that (which I standby, they’re just coming from an opposite direction) but had to break out the sources and numbers when someone told me I was making generalizations in the same way as the people who “””uncovered””” that AO3 was scraped for AI (no) did and anyways I get tempted to post those notes here sometimes before I have to bonk myself on the head and remind myself no one cares
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caffeinatedopossum · 11 months
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My life really is an angst fanfiction
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macbug · 3 months
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I am le stupid
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Don’t Expect the Expected
Synopsis: Formula 1’s only and most successful female driver and Real Madrid’s star midfielder. It’s too good to be true. Right?
social media au
female driver reader x jude bellingham
A/N: for this one, reader will be 20 and drive for mercedes with george. also im so sorry but some of the photos might be blurry/hard to see
y/n_l/n
august 19th
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y/n_l/n carlossainz kidnapped me to convert me into a real madrid fan
carlossainz don’t lie you loved it
realmadridfc no need to pretend y/n! we know you’ve always been a fan ❤️
user1 omg I wonder if she met the players
user2 need more carlos and y/n content immediately they’re such an underrated friendship
user3 yesss y/n and real madrid my two favorite things
y/n_l/n
september 20th
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y/n_l/n guess they did something right because im back for more
carlossainz I knew you liked it
y/n_l/n shhh
judebellingham glad to have you back
y/n_l/n glad to be back
user4 ariana what are you doing here
user5 look at y/n and jude 😭
user6 wait what I didn’t even think of them together
user6 im not complaining tho they’d be cute together
user7 omg is that jude in that photo with her??
user8 imagine
y/n_l/n
october 10th
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y/n_l/n this week so far
user9 IS THE SHADOW PHOTO Y/N AND JUDE???
user10 OMG THEY’RE TOTALLY A COUPLE
user11 these two were not on my 2023 bingo card 😭
user12 my favorite couple fr
user13 is this a soft launch or hard launch I can’t tell
user14 usually I advocate for people just being friends but I ship these two way too hard for that 😭
y/n_l/n
november 8th
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y/n_l/n this man said “let’s play mermaids”
judebellingham don’t know what you’re on about mermaids is the best game
y/n_l/n I didn’t say it wasn’t
jobebellingham he can’t even pose 🤦‍♂️
y/n_l/n cant even pose 🤦‍♀️
judebellingham that’s not fair you two can’t gang up on me
y/n_l/n jobe only speaks the truth 🤷‍♀️
jobebellingham facts
user15 caption should’ve said jobe and his parents
user16 family day fr
user17 Y/N’S MET JUDE’S FAMILY IM GONNA CRY
user18 ENOUGH of this soft launch you guys are too cute to stay secret 😭
user19 half of me still can’t believe they’re basically together but the other half of me is so happy they are
user20 my parents
user21 them >>>>
judebellingham
november 20th
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judebellingham let’s stay in vegas
user22 JUDE WENT TO A RACE AHHH
user23 jude’s in his wag era !!
user24 “let’s stay in vegas” 😭 he’s so sweet im crying
user25 both mercedes on the podium AND a jude/y/n post?? it’s a good day
user25 i just know jude was cheering like crazy for her in the merc garage
user26 no more soft launch please i want my parents to be together and proud 🙏🙏
y/n_l/n
november 27th
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y/n_l/n a great end to a fantastic season ⭐️ so proud of everything we’ve accomplished this year, can’t wait till febuary 🫶
mercedesamgf1 🩵
y/n_l/n 🩵
judebellingham 🫶
user27 can’t believe it’s over already
user28 y/n owned this season she did so good 🙏
user29 i don’t know what im gonna do without y/n’s weekly race photo dumps 😔
user27 especially with jude 😞
user30 wish this season could’ve gone on forever
user31 at least we’ll get some winter break content
y/n_l/n
december 1st
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y/n_l/n home
judebellingham you couldn’t have chosen a better photo?
y/n_l/n wdym? you look fantastic in that one
user32 omg she called madrid home 😭
user33 or jude home
user34 either are so cute I might die
user35 im so happy they got together
user36 they’re actually perfect for each other
user37 fuck romeo and juliet I want what these bitches have
y/n_l/n
december 7th
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y/n_l/n jobe > the other random one on the right
jobebellingham 💪
judebellingham you need to stop with these photos it’s getting out of hand
user38 jobe’s parents
user39 family day pt 2
user40 no but fr where did she get that picture of jude
user41 omg 💀
judebellingham
december 14th
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judebellingham bts- “this is our second cart, we do not need a 3rd christmas bush” “it’s a christmas tree jude” “dont look like one” “you look like one” “what was that?” “nothing”
“why in the world do we need 4 gingerbread houses? no one even eats them” “so? they look nice” “yeah, 1 looks nice, 4 looks like we’re crazy”
and after we set the timer to get the third photo, y/n slipped and fell. I laughed
user42 LMAOO
user43 jude 💀
user44 im deadddd
user45 holidays with the bellinghams
user46 if she wants 3 christmas bushes let her get 3 christmas bushes 🤨🤨
user47 I would pay sm money to watch this all happen
user48 they bicker like an old married couple I love it
user49 my parents
user50 they’re everyone’s parents atp
user51 im so in love with them
user52 is this still a soft launch??? are they even dating or are they just besties 😭
user53 girl there’s no way they’re just friends
user54 but like they haven’t even called each other girlfriend/boyfriend
user55 they’re 100% dating…. I think
user56 now that I think about it, their posts could very much be platonic
user57 omg no way they haven’t even confirmed their relationship
user52
december 23
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user52 💀💀
user58 all this time we were trying to get them to reveal their relationship but they weren’t even intentionally hiding it
user59 we’re actually so dumb 🤦‍♀️
user60 I can’t believe we didn’t think of a private relationship sooner
user61 omg seriously
user62 well at least (I have nothing, im still shocked)
*I don’t take credit or own any of these photos*
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ihaechans · 11 months
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Reminiscing || Mark Lee
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PAIRING ▸ Mark Lee x fem!reader
GENRES ▸ best friends to lovers, big fluff
WARNINGS/CONTENT ▸ profanity, sweet Mark, Y/n character development is real, literally just sickening fluff...
SUMMARY ▸Time flies. Especially with best friend and nerdy ride or die Mark Lee. Reminiscing on the rooftop leads to foreign emotions and forgotten memories to rise to the surface, and the obvious tension between you two can no longer be avoided.
WORD COUNT▸1.7k
A/N▸ Head empty.... just boyfriend Mark Lee. (Dead serious this has been in my drafts for 8 months.)
ALSOOO this was originally supposed to be smut but I decided to take it out and make it a cute fluffy story because it’s my first fic back 😭
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You couldn’t accept that there could be other men out there named Mark Lee. The idea of someone having a completely different look and persona than the one of your best friend completely baffled you.
In your heart, your Mark was the greatest one. The only one you truly needed to keep going in life as well.
You were always one of the castaways at your school. Unknown. Boring. Friendless. It was always something you were used to.
It wasn’t exactly bad though. You actually quite enjoyed having so much time to focus on your studies since you were never invited to parties or friendly hangouts, but there was always this feeling. A feeling of loneliness and despair.
In complete solitude, you would study from dusk til dawn. Barely even glancing away from your computer screen throughout the day. The only time you would bother to check your phone was to see if your mom had texted you, which you admitted, was kind of humiliating.
No one ever would have thought an accidental text to the wrong number would start the strange friendship between you and Mark Lee, one of the more popular members of one of the biggest frats on campus.
Unknown Number:  Yo Jaeminnnn! Just got your new number man :) It’s mark btw
You: This isn’t Jaemin. Wrong number “Mark”.
Unknown Number: My bad. Why is my name in quotes though? I promise I’m the real Mark dude :(
You: You can be some weirdo trying to get my phone information by pretending to be one of my classmates. Who knows if you’re really Mark?
Unknown Number: I do… because I am the real Mark 🤦‍♂️ who is this anyway so I can save your number?
You: It’s y/n. You shouldn’t need to save my contact anyways. We won’t ever text again after this.
Mark: I like to be friendly with everyone just in case. Maybe you should try it instead of accusing me of being a criminal when you don’t even know me 😁
You: Goodbye Mark. You’re wasting my precious study time and you’re kind of annoying :)
You couldn’t imagine how any of your fellow students looked so relaxed and at ease with the endless piles of work. It was completely mind boggling.
Mark and his friends were those sort of people, and you were always jealous of them. How they continued to stay on top of assignments? You would never know.
“You were such an asshole when we first met.” His presence catches you off guard, but you can recognize that chuckle from anywhere. Silently turning your body to face him, you smile, dismissing his brutally honest comment.
“Well. I never knew having friends could be so…”
He finished your thought for you, “Life changing? Exciting? Eye opening?”
“Mhm.” You hum, mindlessly patting the spot next to you on the balcony, expecting him to plop down in the exact spot any second now.
“I admit, I was a complete bitch for no reason.” You stare at the sunset as you speak, knowing that Mark is simply listening in. “I was jealous of you. You were so effortlessly funny and friendly. Everyone knew and loved you, plus you got exceptionally good grades.”
Honestly, you don’t know why you were admitting to any of this. It made you feel as if you were a terrible person. Hopefully mark didn’t see you that way.
You sigh, “I wanted to be you. It was so unfair how I practically slaved away all day and night while you and your friends were out partying every other day yet still managing to pass. I wanted that to be me.”
You stare at Mark now, waiting to him to respond to such a presumptuous confession.
He was smiling, a smile full of love and kindness. He huffs out a laugh, you should’ve known he could never hate you. He could never hate anyone, no matter how wrong they could treat him.
“Can I admit something too?” He’s staring straight into your eyes now, a serious look taking over his features. “That day, I didn’t know it was your number, but-“ he clears his throat, bracing himself for the things he was about to admit to.
“I was interested in you before we became friends. You seemed pretty chill, but I never approached you since you always seemed like you wanted nothing to do with the human species. You were also really pretty…”
You ignore the butterflies that erupt in your stomach, and hopefully Mark couldn’t see the slight blush that appeared on your face.
He lays down onto his back, laughing with his arms behind his head for support. “Aren’t you glad I didn’t give up on you?” He teases, poking you in the side with his elbow gently.
You smile and hit him on the shoulder playfully, rolling over onto your side to look at him. “Aren’t you glad I didn’t block you as soon as you texted me?”
He laughs even harder now, admitting that he found it funny how you seemed so intimidating over text but in person you were completely different.
“You wouldn’t even remember me if I hadn’t kept texting though,” he responds, ending the sentence with another chuckle.
“Wish I blocked you sooner so I didn’t start warming up to your annoying ass.” You speak with a serious expression, but one glance at Mark is all it takes for a laugh to force its way out, his own laughter causing you to giggle even harder.
“God, I love you Y/n. Seriously. You’re the best friend I could ever ask for.”
There it is. “Best friend”. All hope for you was over. You’ve officially been friend-zoned.
You ponder for a moment, thinking about all that he’s done for you and considering how easily things could’ve been different if you weren’t such a jealous bitch in the beginning.
Your friendship could’ve been so much stronger by now if you had accepted his kindness from the start, and you mentally scold yourself for it.
“Say it back.” He orders, perking up from his relaxed position and scooting closer to your body in between every passing second. “Say it back before it’s too late.”
“Why should I? Admitting I wanted to be you is already embarrassing enough. My embarrassment level is already full for today, tell me again tomorrow and maybe I’ll answer.”
“Alright then,” he tsks, “Guess I’ll just have to tickle you until you admit you love me back.”
Your eyes widen in genuine terror. You absolutely hated getting tickled and promised you would personally file a complaint to the police if Mark ever even thought about tickling you.
“Mark. Stop.”
“Say it back, idiot.”
Hissing through your teeth, you prepare for the worst. You’d rather just tell him you love him back than endure his attacks of merciless tickles and teasing.
Conceding defeat, you blink at him and fight the embarrassing grin that wants to appear on your lips. “I love you too Mark.” Hearing yourself say those words out loud almost has you jumping up and down with embarrassment and sending shivers down your spine.
You take a deep breath, trying to stay in control of your emotions.
He smiles, feeling content with your words. You’ve been friends for so long, and now you’ve finally mustered up the courage to tell him how you feel.
Countless times, he’s told you he loves you, but you’ve never said it back until now. You felt like a brand new person.
There’s a comfortable beat of silence before he speaks up, distrusting the moment of pure silence.
“Isn’t the sunset so pretty?” He murmurs, eyes completely focused on something else.
“Mark. You’re not even looking at the sunset,” you laugh, seeming to be completely clueless at what he was hinting at.
He chuckles at your ignorance before taking your hands into his and looking you in the eye. “Y/n. You’re pretty.” Your breath catches in your throat, “I like you. I thought it would be so obvious by now. I’ve been hinting at it for ages but you’re just so clueless it seems like this is the only way you would ever realize.”
He grins sheepishly, wincing as he awaits your reaction.
The only thing you can do is stare at him wide eyed, jaw almost completely on the floor at the sudden confession. “You like me?”
“Mhm.” He mumbles, scooting even closer to you, his eyes gazing straight at your lips.
He moves forward, cupping your face with his hands so he can finally attempt to kiss you.
Mark had no idea why he was feeling so bold in that moment. This situation could either go extremely terrible or surprisingly well.
He stops before his lips touch yours, giving you a second to push him away if you really needed to. You lightly grasp his side and he smiles before connecting your lips together.
It feels like heaven, almost like you two were meant to be. You wonder why you hadn’t done this sooner, and then remember that you were the one being so blinded by friendship that you dismissed his obvious flirting as teasing all this time.
All of Marks emotions embrace him as he backs away, warmth and comfort echoing between the two of you. Mark is a mess, face red and hands jittering uncontrollably and you find it quite amusing.
“I cant believe I actually just did that…” Mark is so overwhelmed as he retreats, barely able to keep his composure as he nearly fumbles with his words.
Your cheeks flush with the realization that you had just kissed Mark. You struggle to keep a grin from forming on your face. “Me neither…” you mumble, bringing a hand up to your lips, still shocked.
Mark smiles at you with adoration, mustering up the courage to finally say what he’s been holding back for the last few years. “Y/n, will you be my girlfriend?”
He looks into your eyes in anticipation, barely able to contain his eagerness as he awaits for an answer.
“Mark, are you seriously asking me that right now?” You laugh, watching as marks smile fades away slightly in confusion. “How could I ever reject you?”
A sweet smile forms on your face, and the look of confusion soon leaves marks features as you kiss him again, making sure he understands that you are in fact, now his girlfriend.
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blasphemecel · 2 months
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have you seen the orange peel thing on tiktok? how do you think the blue lock characters (your choice who) would go about it
I actually don't take requests anymore, but this is funny and I can do it quickly so let me entertain you anyway
Kaiser would do some stupid shit like this and be confused when you're like not impressed enough to propose to him on the spot and what do you mean you can't even eat it like this, he spent so long doing it? (Will argue with people in the comments telling you to dump him from an alt account all day but don't ask him about the blank profile named Richard1209309238 who seems suspiciously over-invested in your relationship)
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Shidou and Bachira would make like a kind of incision in the orange with their nails and then show you how they "suck out the orange" like vampires and expect you to do it too. Why did you even bother, what were you expecting
Rin would do it quickly and swiftly but he'd say some dramatic ass shit like "Whoever doesn't want to peel oranges for their significant other should be shot dead" with his blank serial killer expression which, like, I agree, but can we calm down?
Reo would consider doing it, but then decide it's not enough and go on a tangent about how he'd plant an orange tree for you, then it turns into an orange garden, and then he'd start making phone calls. Literally just don't, you're gonna regret it
Ness would also be overdramatic about it, but it'd probably be less time consuming than with Reo. He'd peel the entire kitchen for you if you wanted. Or even if you didn't. Forget that football shit, he was BORN to PEEL ORANGES for YOU. Was his technique good? You're not gonna break up with him, right??
Sae and Barou would do it, but treat you as if you don't know how to do it by yourself the entire time. Which in Sae's case means he'll be throwing shade at you, and Barou would throw shade at you WHILE giving you a whole, very meticulous tutorial, which is somehow even worse (but also possibly useful because he'd know the best way to do it without making a mess?)
Nagi wouldn't. Straight up. He'd start sighing and talking about hassles and how tired he is as if just hearing the question exhausted him. He also wouldn't let you go peel your stupid orange in peace either. He'd be like nooooo... stay with me... let's nap together :x... typical manchild style. If you're REALLY stuck on getting your orange, he'll call Reo to literally come over to wherever you're at and do it
Otoya would go cheat on you for asking. 🤦‍♂️ (I'm just kidding. Or am I?)
Isagi, Chigiri, Kunigami and Yukimiya would just peel the fucking orange like normal human beings
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🤦‍♂️
It amazes me the lengths to which some people will go to defend her. Anybody else would be condemned on the spot, but she gets a pass every goddamn time.
Yes, the Wakanda Files confirm she shut down the investigation, we're not told why though (so much could be said about that). But most importantly, all these discussions always miss the point, I think. We can argue all day long if she knew, if she didn't know, if she didn't want to know... fine. But the truth of the matter is she knew who Zola was, what he had done, and she still willingly worked alongside him.
Nobody was forcing her to work for Shield. If she couldn't stop Howard and Phillips from hiring him, she could have quit. Ideally, that would have been the ethical thing to do. It comes to an easy dilemma: they wanted him for his scientific talent but he had been working for the nazis (so, he was a nazi). Whether you choose to ignore that fact and work with him is up to you: Howard was fine with it (even had a nickname for the guy, so they were at least friendly to each other), Phillips was okay with it... and so was Agent Brexit here.
In an alternate story where Steve lands the plane and goes back to NYC safely, can anyone imagine him being okay with that? This guy? 👇
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Or would this guy would actually do something like this? 👇
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Steve wouldn't have given a damn how precious or how beneficial Zola's knowledge could have been, he would have moved the Earth to stop Shield from taking him in, he would have never accepted him let alone worked alongside him. But Agent Brexit chose to work next to him for DECADES.
So honestly, the arguments about whether or not she knew (of course she did), or whether she had the power to do something about it (of course she did) are important, but this? This is the biggest issue for me because every single day she woke up she chose to go to work with Zola.
When Fury found out there was something fishy inside Shield he took immediate action, putting his life at risk in doing so. This woman looked elsewhere and let a nazi roam freely inside Shield and the US. I will never understand why she gets a pass, but then again it's the MCU we're talking about... (the TVA workers just followed orders, right? 🙄🤦‍♀️)
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viktheviking1 · 2 months
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3 random facts about you, tag either last 7 people who interacted with your posts or who followed you, let people get to know you and stuff
1. I was born in the UK but moved to America before I could get an accent 😭 (Both parents are American)
2. I have a cat named Lacey who is 9 or so, but either was stunted or is a runt because she's never grown past the size of a one year old kitten. We got her when I was a teenager after a therapy session. It was an impulse decision, which I don't recommend but I'm so glad we did. 😺
3. I've read so much manga and watched so much anime, that I could not give you a list of everything I've seen. Genuinely no idea. And some I know I've watched and seen, but it was . . . shit about a decade ago now since I started watching so some I barely remember the plot and characters. 🤦‍♂️📺📚 (I've mainly watched romance, but some other things too)
@a113cowgirl @fateofkessi @spook-y-punk-skeleton @1244466666 @breadybreadlaya @so--something @commit-arson-immediately @flowerloves @thylocalbard @monotonousfish @lunareader @terrorteeth @theghostowl @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @detroit-become-simps @leoram8209 @arsenicandvanilla @cashlin1114
(yes I know how to count, I just don't want to)
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thesargasmicgoddess · 5 months
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In your recent reply to one of my comments you touched on your bucket list. I'm curious what else is on there that you'd be willing to share - sexual or non-sexual, I'm curious either way.
Take care, sweetie! 🌹
PS - I accidentally unfollowed you momentarily when I meant to click Ask instead. Please ignore that 🤦‍♂️
To be honest....I've checked off a lot of things on my bucket list over the past few years and I can't say I have anything specific on my list right now. I always try to do what feels authentic and follow my passions, even if it scares the shit out of me.
My growth as a person has been immense in the past decade. From a vanilla good girl, to tumblr, only fans, and now doctoral studies....I've enjoyed exploring the dichotomy of 'who we present to the world' and 'what we desire on the inside' and the spectrum of psychosocial/behavioral implications in between.
There are some sexual/intimate things I'd love to try, but those tend to fall into the timing/fate/chemistry bucket--meaning that I generally don't have complete control over what manifests when....because timing is a bitch and chemistry is rare. And I'm one of those people who can't seem to do sexual things without some sort of connection.
What I do know is that I will never stop following my heart, even if it makes me vulnerable. I am a very curious person and I will always feed that curiosity. I will never stop doing things that scare and challenge me. I will never stop seeking adventures in all realms of life: through travels, scholarly pursuits, connections, and other related (or unrelated) naked ambitions 🤣🤭
So, this was a much more high-level answer that what I think you were looking for, but in a way, it just gives you the rubric of how I frame my bucket list: there is no specific list....things just cross my path and then I say..."I'm doing that!"
And jump in. 🤣😬🤦🏻‍♀️
And I'm not sure I'd have it any other way.....
As a postscript, something that has inspired this worldview for me is this book by an Australian palliative caretaker. What resonates with me is how often people regret not having the courage to embrace who they are and what they want. I try to live courageously and in a way where I will have minimal regrets. Here's an interesting overview of her experiences and book:
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thefirstlioveyou · 4 months
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small rant!!!
reminder that all queer media about either/both negative and positive experiences is wanted and needed. raw and emotional queer stories are just as needed as campy and sweet queer stories.
this thought popped back up because i remembered this one tweet i saw a while back that was shading byler (specifically mike, if i can recall), while uplifting a certain popular queer show, saying how fictional media about gay people facing internalized homophobia shouldn’t be normalized - how it’s toxic… how internalized homophobia itself shouldn’t be normalized…… my gosh 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
when i first saw it, it made me really mad, and a little shocked by the lack of media literacy.
honestly, i can argue that stories about internalized oppression are not even near to being normalized. i think there should be more raw queer stories with complex and messy characters - but that’s my personal opinion and a seperate conversation.
but - internalized homophobia. it’s a real and very common issue. i think every queer person faces it at least once in their life to some degree (🙋‍♂️). it’s haunting to deal with. it leads to toxic and self-destructive behavior that can ruin your relationships, romantic and platonic.
everyone can agree there is an odd comfort in seeing a fictional character that depicts your specific pain - you feel seen and heard. there’s nothing problematic or wrong about that. it’s not saying, “no gay people deserves to be happy!!” that’s a crazy conclusion.
it’s especially comforting to see the character after overcoming the pain. in this context, the internalized homophobia. overcoming it in real life can leave you feeling guilt for your previous mindset. seeing the character overcome it too and learn that they’re okay and nothing is wrong with them is like a big hug.
so yes, queer stories about a queer character facing self-hate are just as needed. i personally feel my experience of being queer is being heard - and it makes me feel less alone. everyone deserves to feel heard!
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that-one-clotpole · 3 months
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Hey, guys! I have a slight announcement for you lot.
As some of you may know (hopefully), I am a blogger and a fanfiction writer. I'm a minor, go by she/her pronouns, I aspire to be a lawyer in life, and I absolutely adore Percy Jackson (which I have yet to make content for) and Tales of Arcadia (which I have made content for). I ship Jlaire, Ajim, Zouxie, Carterdoux, Darby, Jouxie (as a brotp) and am a very, very avid multishipper. Very. I go by Clotpole.
You also might know that I run the @theonceandfuturetrollhunter blog with my friends- it started off as a joke which I wasn't intending to go and continue forever, but so many of you started to follow me and I've made so many friends through my inner Jim Lake Jr so I decided to go ahead and bring our favourite Trollhunter to life (even though I'm British and I'm several hours ahead of Jim's timezone 😭😂🤦‍♂️)
Anyway, onto the announcement, people!!!
I might make a new roleplay blog. Just saying, it's not going to be Steve. I don't have enough energy for that, and I already know @steve-palchuk runs a very successful blog- LOVE YOU STEVE!!!!!
Anyway, I'm hoping to make another blog, and it will line up with Jim's blog. And I might be willing for some of you to help with this (Not 24/7 commitment like I do but still helping- such as fanart of selfies the crew might take, this and that. You'll have to join the blog for it though. DM me if you want to help- BUT NO 18+ CONTENT PEOPLE- I'M STILL A MINOR AND I'M MUSLIM SO IT DOESN'T LINE UP WITH ME)
More specifically however, I need to know what the fandom wants.
So... I have a poll for you guys to do.
I have... four choices for you.
Please, I beg of you, do this. I love you guys and you have helped me a lot, so this is a thing that will help me even more.
Anyway, love you, mean it, hate ypu, kidding, and please, if you like @theonceandfuturetrollhunter blog, give us a follow.
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Also, thank you lot for 50 followers, 1000 likes and 250 reblogs recently on Jim's blog. We love you guys, and he does too!
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ellaeats · 3 months
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Lol angry virgins getting mad over a hot girl who won't fuck them like they have any chance, and directing their pent up incel behaviour your way 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
People can choose how and who they want to have sex with...
Ikr 🤣 some people think I should just gravel at their feet and feel lucky they even want me. 😎😎 like sorry baby I’d be happy being a hobbit
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katyspersonal · 22 days
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The face you make when you realize Aldrich was actually just eating everyone because he wanted to save them from the incoming age of the deep and the giant flood that would inevitably follow and he was actually a based chad who saved all the orphan children first:
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jfhdjhgfdgf dsdfhhFDSG LISTEN UP, you say this, but
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Go ahead, you jerk, post that meme with a guy connecting the dots on the corkboard, I know you want to :pensive:
BUT ALSO the 'Sea' is very well an objective reality, it might even basically be the 'Nexus' through which all Soulsborne universes sorta connect! Even Elden Ring is hinting at this, with those who "failed" to truly die becoming Jellyfish spirits and Godwyn becoming marine creature in his soulless body, and Tibia Mariners! And Fishing Hamlet priest saying that all great things come from the Sea and come back to it, and there probably being a good reason for why Kos was washed to the shore, and Research Hall patients confirming that contents of the Sea were too terrifying and maddening for mere humans!
So basically, yeah, maybe very well it was time for the world to "return" to the Sea. Biblical flood reference... Fresh start for the world. However, the Sea has since been corrupted, and it WAS the filth within humanity, waste from endless burning, that polluted the Sea to the point where, apparently, "returning" to it would be a fate worse than death!
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Aldrich not only was mad enough to take it quite well (Micolash and Adeline approve fshhdfs), but also decided to take everyone with him kinda like Noah's Arc while adapting himself and them into something capable of living in the Deep Sea. Thriving in the horrors, even. (Adeline of the Deep when dshfhfdgfdsd)
Like I keep saying and ya'll don't listen to me that he was on some next level, and way cooler than that OOOOOOTHER big cannibal character that intended to devour the Gods and lost his objective like a looser! Aldrich did not lose shit, WE lost to HIS pace though!! "But he ENJOYED eating people and reveled in their horror :/" lmao god forbid a babygirl enjoys trying to save the humanity too much smh 🤦‍♂️
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heraldofcrow · 4 months
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How do you feel about Godrick? He is seriously so unlucky being born frail and skilless in a family line where everyone must excell at either battle art or magic or both. But at the same time this kinda cringe that his fix on claiming what is "his" by heritage alone led him to literally stealing people's bones 🤦‍♂️ You are usually drawn towards "doomed by circumstances to have a corruption/damnation arc" characters so I thought maybe you had some opinions already?
I hinted at my feelings about this in DMs if I remember right, but basically, I do like Godrick and his story, his status and villainy, and his rather doomed beginnings. He intrigues me. He reminds me of a tiny sapling trying to be a grand oak, and despite his rather pathetic nature, he is unarguably terrifying in his pursuits for greatness. He tries so hard, and only gets more deranged in the process. I like that.
I like how brutal he actually is. He doesn’t even realize that he already has the boldness and power he needs. The scene where he hacks off his own arm to fuse with the dragon? Dude, that was metal…and he just did that. He has a spine. I don’t care what fucking Kenneth says or if Godrick got his ass beat by Malenia. That’s MALENIA. Kenneth spins a slanderous tale, but let’s be real, Godrick rules Stormveil, grafts himself into a monster, had the gaul to trash talk fucking Malenia, and self-mutilates like it’s nothing. He is insane and you gotta admire the obvious brashness and the minerals it takes to do any of that shit.
Now granted, I don’t think he’s worthy of too much pity either. Bro is unhinged and needs to be put down, but I like the inherent grim cycle being shown in how this character sees himself as lesser and goes way overboard to compensate, because…well…everyone sees him as lesser? He also doesn’t immediately pull me into brainrot despite his doomed character type because he does tend to have this humorous, almost pathetic side to him that makes me laugh a little too much.
Remember, as I said, I think you tend to gravitate towards more comedic villains while I am often in it for pure tragedy, but we cross paths with plenty of tropes. Godrick is a good example of this. He is tragically fucked up, doomed from the start, but he’s also pretty funny in some aspects. He is just so tryhard. It’s easy to see why though.
Anyway, I haven’t lingered on his story for long hours or whatever, but I have thought about the guy and I think he deserves a bit more analysis and understanding both from the characters in-game and the fandom lol. People tend to trash him too much before considering his rather sad tale.
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ryoryeonggu · 5 months
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After years and years, I admit that my opinions with TVDU have changed a lot. For example, I no longer feel the burning hatred towards Elena when I realize how suck her life is (and she did have her moments). But no one could ever bloody convince me that killing Kol wasn't a selfish hypocritical action on her and the MF gang's part, and only because of plot armor that she (and her friends) survived after pulling that shit. Nope. Not a chance.
Point number 1: "Elena only killed Kol to save her brother, that's self defense."
Like it wasn't her who lured him into her house in the first place. Like it wasn't the point of her whole plan at the very beginning is using the death of his entire sireline to complete The Hunter Mark. To get the damn cure for herself. Let's get a quick reminder of how she was fully aware of the consequences and what she's doing:
Elena: If you kill one Original vampire, their entire sire line will die with them. That's thousands, maybe tens of thousands of vampires.
Elena: Think about it. Kol's sire line must stretch to the moon by now. If Jeremy kills Kol, every vampire that he's ever turned, not to mention everyone that they've turned, will die, which means the hunter's mark will be complete and we'll have our key to finding the cure.
Some would argue that it's after Kol compelled Damon to kill Jeremy. But please don't say that there's no other choice since there's Klaus trying to dagger him! For the girl and people who have deluded themselves into thinking her planning a genocide was to protect her brother, she sure did a good job protecting him by having Jeremy fight an Original with some guns and crossbows (like it could've worked in a making-sense world).
Btw hey, how about using the dagger that bloody Matt stole to use it on Rebekah, how about using it to dagger Kol instead? It's still utterly stupid and reckless to challenge an Original vampire either way, but at least could've "protected your brother" without murdering 10000 and more innocent person who did nothing to you. How about that?
#dontwannakill100letskill10000ppinstead #elenaslogic
Point number 2: “It’s not plot armor, Elena is smart and capable than people giving her credit for”…
Okay that could’ve been debatable... if her plan wasn’t stupid af.
I already read those arguments about how Kol isn’t the greatest fighter out of The Originals squad (can’t blame them since the writers kept letting him get bested ridiculously). About his strength might be numb and his skills might be affected after centuries spending on the coffin. About how Kol was cocky, arrogant and underestimated Elena and co. And you know what, that’s fair. That’s some good point I could get behind to explain why Kol didn’t just tear Elena and her brother apart in a few seconds as soon as he entered The Gilbert house.
But let’s not pretend when you saw with your own eyes, that Kol wasn’t in the upper hand in the whole fight. Even they did prepare themselves with all those hunter equipment, attempted to trap him or attack him with surprise. Kol, with all possible inconveniences listed above, still managed to overpower Elena and Jeremy, throwing them away with no sweats like some rag dolls. Not to mention Kol had several chances to just kill Elena and be done with it, like when he pinned her to the wall, and stabbed her. Why didn’t he just rip her heart out of her chest? When he stated clearly on the phone with Klaus that he was going to kill Elena? Why stopped there? No reason. (And why did he froze like that in the kitchen scene as if he was waiting to be killed? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️) Kol didn’t underestimate Elena, it's Elena who underestimated Kol. And now we all agree that she and her brother would’ve eaten sh*t and dead, or been armless if it wasn’t for all plot armor, stop fooling yourself.
Another hole of Elena’s “smart and capable” plan is… HOW? What tf was she thinking how she’s gonna kill him??? Like, we all know the only way to kill an Original is the white oak stake… which they didn’t have. The only ones who knew Kol had it were Klaus and Rebekah. And I doubt they just casually mentioned to their enemies in very short of time that their brother had the murder weapon which could kill them all. And let’s pretend they did for some reason, how could they be sure Kol would just bring the white oak state along to the house? He could've kept it somewhere safe, he could've destroyed it already. And there’re no indication or hint that they knew where it was. They planned to steal a dagger to use on Rebekah, to deal with the aftermath, but they didn’t bother to find the crucial weapon for the plan? And Kol just happened to bring the weapon to their door, how convenient. How clever.
Conclusions? Being with poor Elena and defending her all you want (like I couldn't careless with all other matters) but please don't pull the self defense card in this case or go as far as she really just survived purely on her "skills" or her "intelligence". Like, sure. She made a plan, lured Kol into her house to murder him, planned to kill 10000+ people and dgaf about the possibility of the world ending just because she couldn't handle being a vampire. The entire mess afterwards was because of her doings. And don't get me started on how the hell she thought she could get away with killing Klaus and Elijah's little brother and planned to dagger their baby sister later. But yeah, of course, somehow she did. Plot armor. Pointless.
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