The Occult Summoner Starter Kit was a failed competitive toy to Hasbro's Ouija Board (a game that was doing numbers in 1986 for reasons the government would later pretend they noticed a lot sooner than they actually did.)
Unfortunately for the toy company, The Occult Summoner Starter Kit (complete with two real, black candles!) was a total flop.
In fact it barely sold at all, stubbornly hanging on to sale racks to the point where you could offer a store owner a dollar and they'd be delighted just to have the shelf space.
No one really bought them, outside of confused grandmothers and a handful of children who used the candles for arson.
Eddie Munson bought seven.
Initially it had just been three kits, because it was cheap and making a proper set up for D&D boss battle was an art form.
The rest was something of a joke. Some asshole a year above him decided Eddie ran a cult and made sure the entire school knew, earning Eddie endless amounts of stupid, mocking questions.
In return, he had found it absolutely hilarious to offer Occult Summoner Starter Kits to anyone being a jackass.
You gotta make your own fun, sometimes.
At least it came in handy now that they were attempting to summon some actual occult bullshit. Eddie had no idea if the sets were going to work, but it was better than the two cans and a fricken string Henderson and Sinclair had presented him with.
"You use those as a telephone, not to talk to the dead." He'd chastised, which lead to Sinclair sputtering and Henderson going on a rant that included words like "psychic-soundwaves" and "electromagnetic fields.""
IE way above Eddie's own head, even if he was loath to admit it.
At least Harrington hadn't bothered to pretend he knew what the kid was on about, looking at Dustin with exasperation so fond it gave Eddie the worst urge to bite something.
Preferably Harrington.
Which, in retrospect, should have been the first sign something had gone horribly wrong because Eddie's bite reflex only came out this strong for cute shit.
"Explain to me again what exactly we are trying to contact?"
"Not a what, who." Henderson corrected, setting up the kits he'd snatched from Eddie's arms.
Eddie rolled his eyes. "Okay fine. Who exactly are you trying to connect to? And why the hell did we have to do it specifically in King Steve's backyard?"
Shock of shockers that his majesty even let Eddie in the house, let alone Eddie armed with a literal stack of a game that would have sent most of his neighbors fleeing in terror.
"Would you stop interrupting?" Dustin snapped, looking up from his work with an annoyed frown. "You're just as bad as Steve! Go talk to him so I can concentrate."
The tone alone would have made Eddie gape, but the sheer audacity of it all threw him so hard he just stood there wide eyed.
Unsure if it had actually happened, or if he had just hallucinated.
Hell, maybe this whole thing was one giant weed induced coma dream, and he'd wake up all snug in the trailer. Warm, childless, and not anywhere near Steve Harrington's stupid, perfectly shaped ass.
(The very same ass that was currently wearing shorts that hugged them so tightly it made Eddie want to scream and pull at his hair.
Shorts shouldn't fit like that, dammit!)
"I keep telling him he needs to work on his tone." Harrington said, startling Eddie out of his thoughts and making him blush scarlet.
A fact he quirky hid by running his hands over his face.
"No kidding." Eddie muttered. Louder, he asked; "Why is this even happening?"
Steve blinked.
"Huh?"
"This kinda thing isn't exactly your scene, man. In fact, I recall several remarks about how you wouldn't be caught dead playing with," Eddie removed his hands so he could make air quotes, "--fake nerd bullshit."
Steve flinched, looking away while rubbing the back of his neck with his hand.
"I used to be an asshole, yeah." He said.
Eddie made a loud, ugly noise.
"Used to?" He challenged, crossing his arms.
"Still am sometimes." Steve admitted, a soft, apologetic look on his face. "The kids made me wanna change, though, and after I did I realized that I never really liked who I was."
He smiled absently at the trio crouched down on the pool deck as he talked, voice startling honest.
Not that Eddie was about to let it slide. He didn't have any proof that Harrington had changed.
Not really.
The fact he'd noticed Steve had stopped hanging out with his douchebag friends his last year, or that Eddie had walked face-first into a pillar upon seeing him working at Scoops before the mall burnt down didn't count.
Not that Eddie kept an eye out for the guy or anything.
"Still." He snipped, shaking the thoughts away with a toss of his head. "I wouldn't have guessed you'd let them try to summon a dead guy in your backyard."
The very idea of it was the kind of absurd that even Eddie couldn't believe.
Except the look Steve was giving him now wasn't embarrassed or even annoyed.
It was puzzled.
Surprised, even.
"Oh they didn't tell you?" Steve said, raising an eyebrow. "They're not trying to summon a dead guy."
A pit of dread bloomed in Eddie's stomach, an internal warning that things were about to go sideways, fast.
"What are they trying to do then?" Eddie asked, the words crawling out of his mouth without his permission.
"They're trying to call El--Mike's girlfriend, in California." Steve said, which was interesting because it confirmed that Mike wasn't lying when he insisted his little girlfriend was a) real and b) did in fact like being called Eleven instead of Jane sometimes.
"Apparently they rang up a nasty phone bill trying to include her on a party line call last week." Steve waved a hand. " So Occult Summoner kit it is."
"They woke me up, at eight in the morning, on a Saturday," Eddie began, horrified, "so the three of them could call Mike's long distance girlfriend?"
"Mmhmm."
"I'm going to kill them." Eddie said faintly. He swayed backwards dramatically, though part of him really did go lightheaded with the knowledge that the freshmen had walked all over him for once instead of their self-proclaimed babysitter.
Alarmingly, Harrington reached out, as if he was going to catch Eddie like the fucking Disney prince the entire town thought he was.
Eddie ended the dramatics immediately, before he made a fool of himself by actually falling (or worse, said something stupid the second Steve's arms came around him, the very thought of which made him want to throw up and die.)
Satisfied Eddie wasn't going to go down like a Victorian maiden, Harrington slowly lowered his arms back to his sides
"Want a beer?" He offered, as Eddie silently choked on his own anger.
"God yes."
xXx
Conceptually, Eddie understood how ended up hungover in Steve's bedroom.
The kids had taken so long that they'd run through an entire case of beers, which hadn't seemed to phase Harrington one bit, but had, rather unfairly, put Eddie right on his ass.
Since he was unable to drive the kids home, Steve had ended up dropping them off instead, and then picked up pizza on the way back for Eddie to sober up over like the good civilian he was.
In return, Eddie had offered some of his weed as both an apology and a thank you--and then made the mistake of taking up Steve's offer of smoking it with him.
"Had a bad trip a while back." The younger man had said, almost shyly. "I don't really get high much anymore, and never by myself.”
How could Eddie say no to that?
Which of course meant he'd then smoked and ate and ended up getting into Harrington's father's expensive scotch--
("You cannot sit here and tell me there's not a difference between five dollar and one hundred dollar scotch Steve. I don't believe it."
"Dude give me two minutes and I will prove to you they taste exactly the same.")
--which meant no driving home.
The bedroom had come into play when Eddie found himself in a discussion on rich people's horrible taste in décor.
Sure, using Steve's own house as an example wasn't the brightest of ideas, except Steve had simply raised an eyebrow and told him that the bare ass, gray living room they sat in was nothing.
Led him up to his room, upon which Eddie had become so dizzy staring at all the plaid that he’d laid down dramatically on Steve’s bed and loudly declared he’d died from horrible décor.
Considering the plaid everything in Steve's own room was currently making Eddie's hangover worse, he thought he'd rather proved his point.
What Eddie didn’t understand is why Steve hadn’t kicked him out of the house already. It wasn’t like they were friends. Hell, he and Steve had barely spoken before today, and even then they’d only had a few stilted conversations that had been the result of Henderson trying to force them to become buddies.
Okay, Steve ended up being fun to hang out with. Yes he had in fact, changed from the King persona he wore so easily in high school. No Eddie and he had never had any kind of direct confrontation with each other, but it was a damn small town.
You couldn’t walk three feet without repeatedly running into other people’s business.
It was still weird.
The sun beaming into the room declared it was at least past 9 am, and the smell of coffee and breakfast foods wafting up the stairs hinted that Steve had been up before him for at least thirty minutes, minimum.
Footsteps interrupted his thoughts, and Eddie looked up to watch as Steve, fully dressed, came trotting through the door, a glass of water in hand.
"Morning.” Steve said with a grin. “You doin’ ok man? Remember everything you did last night?"
"This isn't my first hangover, Harrington." Eddie scoffed, scooting to the edge of the bed. He gratefully accepted the glass of water Steve gave him, chugging it empty before carefully setting it aside on the nightstand. “A few beers and some weed isn’t enough to give me amnesia.”
Which of course, wasn’t true at all--his memories were a blurry mess after he landed in Steve’s bed, but he knew they’d had at least one more discussion before dropping off because he definitely recalled Steve laughing about Eddie insisting he sleep on the right side of the bed.
Not that he was going to admit that to King Steve, whose clearly high level of tolerance probably stemmed from stupid jock genes.
(Or a family history of alcoholism, but Eddie had found out the hard way one tended to get punched for stating that little fact.)
"Good." Steve said with a smirk.
Then he walked over to the bed, placed a hand on either side of Eddie's hips, bent and kissed him.
It was a good kiss--a great kiss even!-- except Eddie’s entire brain ground to an abrupt halt, bodily functions and ability to kiss back freezing right with it.
"Whaaa-".Eddie said intelligently once Steve departed, the only thought that came through the cloud of singing angels and buzzing static of confusion.
Considered, maybe, that the room had actually killed him because Steve? And Eddie?
Kissing!?
Harrington moved back, "There. Proof.” He teased, looking up through his eyelashes with a downright sinful grin and oh god, could a man die twice?
Eddie was certain he was about to find out if Steve kept looking at him like that.
When Eddie didn’t answer (couldn’t!) Steve added coyly, “I thought you said you remembered everything?"
Except of course, his own lack of reaction had to ruin it because he saw the moment Steve realized Eddie was frozen in place.
“You lied.” He decided, and the sweet, adorably smug look dropped off his face so fast that Eddie whined aloud.
Steve removed his hands from the bed, pushing to stand up and put some room between them. He ran his hands through his hair and oh, oh shit, he was starting to panic.
‘Say something. Say something right the fuck now you idiot-!’
“What am I not remembering?” Eddie asked, forcing the words out and not caring that they weren’t clear. He could make them clear in a moment if he had too, he just needed to know what the fuck just happened. “Because I know for a fact we didn’t kiss last night, there is no way in hell I would ever forget that.”
Steve’s distressed look depend and okay, maybe he should have considered the words and tone better but you had to forgive a guy when his very straight crush decided to up and kiss him out of nowhere.
Giving up any desire to look cool or casual about this in anyway (because he couldn’t, there was no way he was going to keep his composure through this and he might as well admit that to himself now, before he went and fucked up further) he reached out and made grabby hands at Steve.
“Come over while you explain it please, I need to touch you to make sure you’re real.”
He got a squinted look in return, as if Steve was assessing to see if he was joking or not.
Eddie just made the grabby gesture again, arms still outstretched.
“Last night. We uh--talked. About um, gay stuff.”
Thankfully Steve did come closer as he spoke, though the movement was cautious.
Eddie couldn’t blame him--this shit got you hate crimed after all--but made sure to grab at Steve anyway, obnoxiously patting him like he might disappear.
Steve smiled slightly, before taking a breath and speaking. “I asked how you knew you were gay. You explained it to me, and I explained back that I thought I was bisexual.”
Wow, there is a word Eddie had never thought he’d hear out of Harrington’s mouth.
Fuck maybe Buckley was rubbing off on him!
“You told me that it sounded like I was but that sometimes you just didn’t know until you kissed someone. I asked if--if I could…” Steve blushed crimson, the red crawling across his cheeks and down his neck and holy shit, Harrington had come out to him.
Which of course just made him furious that he didn’t remember it, but hell, at least he was getting a repeat!
“Ah, kiss you. To. Figure it out.” Steve plowed on bravely. Eddie’s hands found their way to his wrists and squeezed them lightly, encouraging.
“You said you didn’t take advantage of impaired men, even if they were pretty.”
And yeah, that did indeed sound like something he would say.
“I told you it wasn’t like that but you insisted and said if I still wanted to know, I could kiss you in the morning.” Steve finished. He kept looking at Eddie and then away, like he was hopeful despite his embarrassment.
Eddie took a chance, sliding his fingers down to the palms of Steve’s hands. Tapped and wiggled until he got what he wanted, which was to lace their fingers together.
“So did you figure it out?” Eddie asked, and sue him if his voice sounded a bit breathy. This was the kind of shit porn and women's erotica was made out of.
“Figure out…”
“If you like men.”
“Oh.” Steve paused. Then; “I’m not sure honestly, I kinda panicked when I realized you weren’t reacting.”
Eddie grinned up at him, the look almost feral. “Want to kiss me again to find out?”
A relieved sigh blasted out of Steve as Eddie tugged him down, a stupid grin breaking across his face.
“Yeah.” He agreed.
Then he once again boxed Eddie in, keeping Eddie’s hands in his as he ducked down and pressed their lips together.
This time Eddie pressed back hungrily, deepening the kiss and letting the electricity of the moment cascade over him.
Steve, as it would turn out, ended up needing to kiss Eddie several more times, in order to find out if he in fact liked men, or “if I just like you, Munson.”
Eddie, who had never in his life been happier to be a guinea pig, told him to take his time.
(“Oh shit the pancakes!” Steve said suddenly, ripping his mouth away from where it had been licking a line down Eddie’s neck.
“Not hungry.” Eddie responded, hands tangled up under Steve’s shirt, one leg hooked around Steve’s.
“No I had the stove on, shit--” Steve yelped, trying to get up. Found himself laughing even in his panic as Eddie clung onto him stubbornly, like an octopus. “You can kiss me downstairs Munson, I have to make sure the house doesn’t catch fire!”
“Fine.” Eddie pouted, releasing Steve and standing up after him. “But I want at least one more makeout session before we have any kind of serious conversation about this whole thing!”
The grin Steve shot him made his knees weak. “Deal.” He agreed, before taking Eddie’s hand and rushing them both down the stairs.)
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