#somebody release me from this fucking game 😭😭

[igotlovestruck]

right where you left lover girl [ charles leclerc , ben chilwell ]

[ 𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 ] — charles leclerc x singer!ex!reader ; ben chilwell x singer!reader . ⊹ ✶ ㄔ 🫂 °.   *

[ 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗦 & 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 ] — mostly angst, some romance . ⊹ ✶ ㄔ ℹ️ °.   *

࣪˖ 💭 .. 𝗘𝗬𝗔’𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦 ⌕ clearing my drafts again 😵‍💫 if you ask me, i’m obsessed with singer!reader fics lol

this work is purely fictional. names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. © httpsuniverse, 2023. do not steal, repost in other platforms, translate and/or claim this work as your own.

cleclercsource

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cleclercsource double date in wimbledon 🎾 charles, alex, kika and pierre spotted in today’s game!

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user alex looks so pretty and i know she’s nice because i met her once, but i miss y/n ☹️

user :(( i do too, but it’s just not meant to be. they both want different things and are in different places in the relationship

user damn why did THAT hurt

user no offense/hate towards alex but the fact that y/n and charles have been together since they were thirteen just...pains me and i’m not even part of their relationship

user me too!! 😭 they literally went through ups and downs together and saw their careers go big :(

user yeah but i hate to break it to you guys but it’s been two years since they broke up and charles being in a new relationship is okay, they’re both adults! i mean, you guys know that eventually they’ll meet somebody, no?

user what pains me the most is that y/n hasn’t released anything since she and charles broke hp 😣💔 i miss my girl

user they look like mean girls

user i would be scared to walk past them

user love how alex is just happy to be there hahaha she’s so cute

yourusername

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yourusername oh hi hello 👋🏻 i know it’s been a while since i’ve last released music and contributed to the industry, and i see everyone’s tweets saying how much they miss me and guess what? i missed you guys too, so here’s a little something for being so patient with me🤎 this song is very personal and important to me and i hope you’ll love it just how i loved writing it. right where you left me is now available to all streaming platforms 🎶

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sabrinacarpenter 🫶 masterpiece

selenagomez proud of you✨😍

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yourusername 🤎 wish you all the best with healing

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prodbymika

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prodbymika glad to have produced another song and film a music video with my bestie 🫶 here’s some behind the scenes of y/n during recording and filming the music video of right where you left me <3

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yourusername mika my love!!! ☹️🤎 thank youu couldn’t have done it without youuuu 🫶

user wait that place on the 3rd photo is familiar

user it’s charles and y/n’s place from their 24 hour with vogue video 😭

user omfg that’s probably why it’s titled right where you left me 😭

user the 😭 restaurant 😭 she 😭 and 😭 charles 😭 loved 😭

user fuck me im trying to move on 😭

user y/n wearing the same clothes she would wear during date nights with charles 💔☹️

yourprivate

yourprivate i know eventually it will lead to one of us meeting someone new. i hope she’ll love you the way that i did, more than how i loved you, charles. and i can’t believe that it’s been two years since we broke up. in my mind i’m still 23, living in my own delusion that one day you’ll come back to me. i loved you, charles_leclerc. and i still do. i really meant it when i said i wish you both the best. now, it’s time for me to move on and leave the place where you left me.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ─────────────────

yourusername

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yourusername me doing big girl things 😄 bye bye monaco 🇲🇨, hello london 🇬🇧 ready to make new memories, new songs and of course, new apartment tour video soon :p

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user omggggggg the chances of me running to you are HIGHHHHH

yourusername see you aroundddd <3

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user she finally let go of the house she and charles shared 😭

user no bc imagine the adjustment!! she lived there even when she and charles broke up :(

user my girl can finally FINALLY breathe

benchilwell

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benchilwell you’re my, my, my, my lover 🩷

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jackgrealish mate, that’s so cheesy 😂

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yourusername

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yourusername guys meet my london boy 🩷

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benchilwell i told you not to post that picture of me

yourusername 😵‍💫 but you looked so cute and you helped me compose a song

masonmount he did? 😨

yourusername took us a while, but yep 🫡

user im so happy for you y/n!!!!

— ❤️ by yourusername

user why is y/n, a person who loves chinese food, dating a man who hasn’t eaten chinese food

yourusername don’t worry, i bought chinese the other day. he’s no longer chinese food virgin. i took his virginity.

benchilwell y/n y/l/n.

yourusername 😚 you liked it though

benchilwell okay fine yeah

user why do i feel like a new album will come out ...

yourusername

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yourusername suprise (well... not so surprise haha) !! been working on this album the past year and it’s finally here and i can’t wait to share it with you guys so HERE YA GO 🩷😚 the whole album is dedicated to, of course, my lover, my benji, benchilwell i love youuuu and this album is my love letter to you (you spoiled the lyrics on your previous post 🙄 but its ok i forgive u now pls come back faster bc i miss u) enjoy everyone ! lover girl, y/n 🩷✨

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benchilwell i love you angel 🩷

yourusername stopp im shy i miss you

benchilwell 😂 im coming over

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user STOPPP THIS WJOLE ALBUM IS JUST Y/N AND BEN BEING IN LOVENWITH EACH OTHER

user “all that you ever wanted from me was sweet nothing” BENJAMIN JAMES CHILWELL YOU ONE LUCKY MF

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charles_leclerc congratulations on another amazing album, y/n!

yourusername thank you charles! 🫶

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[mists-reading-nook]

[Letter Event!]

{Game and Cult AU! Creator's friend on discord makes a Mystery Flesh Pit Au which is it's own warning! Small caps warning too in my own ramblings after this ficlet}

{This blew up into a whole AU ahdgdyej, and to think I intended this to be shorter RIP}

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(Through diligent work, day and night, Acolytes Faruzan and Layla can now boast that they've broken a wall between them and the Creator!

(And what's this? Something called Discord where the Creator seems to converse with others! Is that a fellow God they chat with?

(The news quickly spreads as do the messages the two Gods shared between one another. It seems somebody leaked the Divine Conversation for the world to see. It's unfair for knowledge of the Beloved Creator to be kept secret as after all! So what if Faruzan and Layla think otherwise?

(But it doesn't inspire jubilee or elation. The messages the deities speak to one another bring a fearful awe amongst the people.)

~*~☁️☁️☁️~*~

[Friend] I just realized that I've been raving about making a MFP!GI AU without you even knowing what the fuck MFP is 😭😭😭

[Friend] Anyways here's a video that tells you pretty much everything you need to know

[Friend] Mystery Flesh Pit National Park | Wendigoon

[Me] just finished the video and that is the most horrifying experience ever and i never want to go through it again

[Me] what are your aus

[Friend] Basically Teyvat is worse of. Why? Well Celestia is the same as always but it's the Archons—called Underworlds here—that are different. They aren't gods, heck Celestia detests them because they're Superorganisms.

[Friend] Because of the sheer fucking scale of these fleshscapes, each Nation has religions related to their own super organism. Khaenri'ah had it's own, which is also large enough to be underneath the whole of Teyvat called the Abyss, but prior to the Cataclysm, religion dies down plenty amongst Khaen's Government and starts to view the Abyss through a more scientific lense, a creature instead of a god, hence why Khaen is called Godless. Celestia didn't like the Abyss not being revered and being questioned.

[Friend] Anyways, despite the fact that whole religions are made around these flesh pits, the Seven couldn't give less of a crap about the people. They barely even notice them, they just breathe and eat and do normal living creature stuff. Yes, they could walk around, be worshipped like deities, but that'd be too much energy wasted and they're already given more than enough sacrifices or meals to be sustained in sleep.

[Friend] enough so that they may not even need to wake up to feast (which worshipers would interpret as their Gods being displeased, but they're just hungry and don't care about you) so they stay where they are.

[Friend] They're still as intelligent as they are in canon but only want to do the bare minimum to live for energy conservation)

[Friend] Anyways, no Gnoses. Instead the Seven Underworlds are imbued with their respective elements. Buer is full of plant life. Barbatos always releases howling winds from his mouth and is full of even more winds. Hydro is underwater and produce water itself, you get the idea.

[Friend] While Celestia hands out visions, holding the element of your nation's Underworld grants the most prestige.

[Friend] Why? It helps you navigate the Seven.

[Friend] example: Jean, with her Anemo vision, can resonate with Barbatos and get a feel for how to navigate him, get a bigger picture on the grand scale of things. The more skilled you are with a vision, the clearer that picture is. You can also get an idea of what the Underworld is feeling.

[Friend] heck, people run expeditions. During the rare moments the superorganisms open their mouths, people with resonating visions join parties that explore their Underworlds, and gather resources, from the native animals to bodily fluids to mining the fleshscapes themselves. Resonator's are essential to these teams!

[Friend] It varies from nation to nation and person to person what is and isn't okay to take from their gods. The spoils are seen as blessings and gifts.

[Friend] also resonance isn't all that good, if you go too deep into the connection with the Underworld, it's MIND, you risk being put into a trance of some sort, where the superorganisms compels you to stray from your team, go in deeper, and become a permanent part of the immune system, killing of anything from outside.

[Friend] So the Resonator holds prestige but someone always keeps an eye on them, lest they be lost forever.

[Friend] Why does Celestia keep the Seven and Abyss around? It keeps humanity busy, everyone is busy with pleasing these superorganisms, and thus do not have the time to rebel against Celestia or anything.

[Friend] also I decided just now that the flesh pits were once known as the Eight but after the Cataclysm it became the Seven with knowledge of the Abyss being forgotten over time, that's going to be a big fuck up on Celestia's part.

[Friend] anyways, amalgamations. Celestia killed off most of Khaenri'ah by destroying the physical area and pushed survivors into the Abyss. Trapped, most people died off to the dangers, others became amalgamations that take the place of abyss mages, hilichurls, etc. They're killed and used for resources in the Abyss and outside. It's seen as mercy killing given how much pain they're in, or die with their unstable bodies finally breaking.

[Friend] A lucky few people managed to survive the Abyss without being turned into amalgamations. That or they're amalgamations who aren't constantly in agony as their new bodies work perfectly fine by pure luck.

[Friend] Examples include Kaeya and his family who are still wholly humans. Dainsleif may look human but he's an amalgamation who won the lottery and became immortal. Or lost it depending on your viewpoint of immortality.

[Friend] when Tartaglia fell into the Abyss, he was forced to become an Amalgamation to survive. Think Foul Legacy with more body horror and permanent. He's still completely sane with his love for battle but his shitty parents kick him out due to his state and lied to his siblings about a terrible monster that killed big brother Ajax and tried to trick the family. The Fatui is quicker to pick him up here.

[Friend] Sidenote, on the EXTREMELY rare occasion that someone becomes an amalgamation who is perfectly fine—like they don't feel any pain with their body and it doesn't collapse in on itself— they're seen as blessed by whatever Underworld they got transformed in. They also get fused w/ their element if they were an allogene w/ their vision on hand during the amalgamation process.

[Friend] During the Cataclysm, all Underworlds except for Morax and Barbatos died thanks to the Abyss thrashing around, causing catastrophic earthquakes throughout Teyvat with the others caught in the crossfire. Celestia was real violent with shoving Khaenri'ah's people into the Abyss.

[Friend] Mondstadt and Liyue were fucked, sure, but the other nations with dead gods WITHERED for a good while. These nations were built around superorganisms which were now giant, rotting corpses. The ecosystem of Teyvat was fucked for a good while. Then came the new superorganisms that ate the remains of the dead Underworlds and took their place as the new gods for Teyvat.

[Friend] 500 years later Teyvat is still worse off than before the Cataclysm but it's very close to a full recovery.

[Friend] When it comes to groups like Tenryou Commission or the Fatui, they believe they're carrying out the will of their Underworlds, be it the Vision Hunt Decree or rebelling against Celestia. They believe their Gods want them to do this.

[Friend] Except the Underworlds don't want anything except to survive, to breathe, eat when hungry and sleep. They're ultimately uninvolved with human matters. (Another reason why Celestia doesn't exterminate them)

[Friend] I don't know why people think they hear the will of their Underworlds though. Anyways, this Teyvat is not a crueler world necessarily, but a more uncaring one, that sees humans are irrelevant, not worth a thought. The Underworlds don't want to live as gods or people with agendas. The Underworlds wants to continue to survive another day and keep on existing. Nothing more, nothing less.

[Friend] That's all I got but I'll keep you updated while I create.

[Friend] nvm nvm nvm I got more, all the animal hybrid people like the Adepti or Onis or ANYBODY with non-human traits are either survivors of the amalgamation process or descended from survivors.

[Me] Damn. Neat 👍

~*~☁️☁️☁️~*~

(When Layla and Faruzan got their hands on this "video" attached to the conversation? Only a select few, high standing individuals were permitted to view it's contents in a meeting.)

(How horrible, to grapple with the understanding there exists a version of Teyvat, that is apathetic to the people, where blessing are made up, and you can't even begin to understand the horrors your God speaks of.)

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{OR: The Creator and their friend ~traumatizes~ Teyvat on accident. They don't even know Genshin Impact is self aware}

{I cannot help but wonder what the national and individual reactions to the conversation would be. They prolly dunno what AU stands for but they would still grasp that the Creator's friend CREATED ANOTHER Teyvat worse off than theirs. And their OWN CREATOR THOUGH IT WAS NEAT????}

{As for reactions to the Mystery Flesh Pit Video??? 👀👀👀👀👀}

{Wait who would be present for the meeting?}

{Also to clarify on the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park | Wendigoon part, when the conversation was leaked to Teyvat, Faruzana and Layla only knew the video title and author, they couldn't watch or listen to it so people can only guess the context, giving even LESS perspective on the Friend's ramblings. Maybe people think it's a legitimate documentary on a real location? I mean they certainly think the Genshin Impact Flesh Pit Au is real.}

{After the leaks, security became tighter and the duo managed to gain access to the whole video. During a secure meeting with only a select group of people present, they watch the ENITRE video and take all the notes they can}

{Btw do not feel pressured to watch the whole video for this ask, you don't need to if you cannot or don't want to.}

Holy shit??? That's genuinely such a cool Au I'm genuinely obsessed. Idk what the flesh pit is,but I'm slightly scared to watch the video...

(More under cut)

As for who's present for the meeting,it's mostly government figures.

For Mondstat: Jean,Venti,Diluc (as from what I know, dawn winery is a rlly big money maker,and plus Diluc has that whole "darknight hero" thing)

For Liyue: Ningguang,Zhongli,Adeptus Xiao (and Yanfei,and Ganyu,as they are also adepti)

For Inazuma: The Raiden Shogun, BOTH Kamisato siblings,Yae Miko

For Sumeru: Nahida, Alhaitham

And for the nation's that haven't been released yet,it's mostly the same. Snezhnaya I'm not sure about attendance,however,some harbingers would be there as well as the cryo archon

Now,the reaction is mostly one of fear and respect. They consider this fellow God of yours a God of chaos,one that you are apparently good friends with. They gain a new respect for you as a God,and many holy texts are updated to include tales of your friend.

Honestly,many in attendance don't come out the same.

"AU" is now a more holy term,as it was used by you and your friend a bunch. Dispite not knowing what it means,many religious scholars consider it to be a term for different worlds the celestial Gods create.

Honestly this entire thing is highly interesting to me,and this Au is something I'd love to hear more about,as well as dive into how it would tie into sagau. This also got me thinking of how different AUs would tie into sagau,how certain characters would react to popular AUs like 5wirl.

[heavyhitterheaux]

Muwop (NSFW 18+)

A First Lady of Private Garden Fic

AN: Cause she a very freaky girl 😏

Synopsis: Your husband Jack reacts to your song Muwop with Gucci Mane

Pairing: Husband!Jack Harlow x Wife!Reader

Requested by: the queen @arination99​ 😘😘

Please Do Not Repost My Content Anywhere

Jack was woken up by his phone repeatedly going off and he instantly rolled his eyes seeing that it was only 6 in the morning and he didn't have to be up until 9.

He was about to murder everyone who was blowing up his phone and he would murder them two times over if they woke you up too.

Jack could kind of function without getting a lot of hours of sleep, you on the other hand was a different story.

You became crabby and irritable and everyone knew to stay out of your way.

He had a few interviews to do today before he continued with his festival tour and of course you were right there alongside him.

Brandi and Neelam had booked you two for the same festivals so that you didn’t have to be too far away from each other at least for the next month and a half.

He looked down to see you were still sleeping peacefully curled into him and brought you in closer to place a kiss on your forehead.

When his phone went off again, he snatched it off the nightstand to see multiple messages from all of PG and even Neelam. The last thing he wanted to do was wake you up even though he knew you were a heavy sleeper.

You actually slept through a tornado before but that's another story for another day.

Urban- Wake your ass up!!! Go listen to it!

Quiiso- First Lady nasty as hell 🙄 but the song is a hit not gonna lie lol

2fo- AYEEEE!! Shit is FIREEEE!!!

Ace Pro- Put 'em straight to sleep

I don't sell pussy but this ain't cheap (on God) THIS GOTTA BE MY FAVORITE LINE 😭😭

Nemo- Cause she a very freaky girl, she get it from her mama!

Neelam- Y/N is gonna be pissed when she wakes up

Jack looked to see that they had attached your song Muwop featuring Gucci Mane. You had told Jack that you were working on something special with one of your favorite rappers, but it would probably be a while before you released it. 

He knew that you two had already shot the video for it and everything.

Apparently it got leaked and that's why Neelam said that you would probably be pissed.

Jack shuffled around for his headphones in his backpack so he could take a listen and peeked over at you and you were still sleeping so he was in the clear. You had wanted for it to be a surprise so even Jack hadn’t heard it yet.

When it got to the chorus, his mouth was hanging wide open.

Cause I'm a very freaky girl (yeah)

Get it from my mama (yeah)

I'm not with the games (nah)

I'm with all the drama (yeah)

Make him give me brain in the front seat of the Hummer (Hummer)

Make him give me brain in the front seat of the Hummer (ayy, yeah, yeah)

Hearing your version of Gucci Mane's I Think I Love Her made his eyes go wide and he was nothing but proud of his girl.

Jack- How the fuck did it get leaked? She's about to have somebody's head and I am too

Neelam- I have no idea! But she might as well release the video too since people have heard it even though I know she probably doesn’t want to

Brandi- Jack you have the task of telling your wife that her song got leaked. Good luck buddy! 👍🏽 

Jack- Brandi! No! Why do you always do this!?!

Brandi- Because you're her husband! Duh!

Jack- But you’re her manager! You always make me do your dirty work! 😖

Brandi- I’d rather her kill you than me 

Jack- 🙄

Jack had gone back to sleep and woke up around 8:45 to see you staring at him and smiling.

“What you creep?”

“Nothing. You just look so peaceful and I was taking it all in before I start off the day with terrorizing you.”

Jack instantly rolled his eyes before turning completely on his side to face you.

“Have you checked your instagram, stink?”

“No, why?” You asked while reaching for your phone and Jack quickly snatched it away from you.

“Uh babe? Something you want to tell me?” You asked, clearly confused by his actions.

“You’re about to be pissed, I already know.”

“Jack if that sex tape leaked with the both of us I am going to KILL you.”

“No, it’s not that! I’m keeping it safe!”

“Then what is it? Come on, just tell me. It can’t be that bad.”

“Your song got leaked.”

You were quiet for a few minutes before taking a deep breath and looking back up at your husband.

“Which one?” You asked in a defeated voice.

You work so hard on all of your songs so for it to get leaked before you were ready to release it obviously made you feel a type of way.

“Muwop.”

“FUCK! HOW?!?!”

“Babe, I have no idea. PG, Neelam, and Brandi have been blowing up my phone ever since it happened.”

“When did it happen?!”

“Apparently it happened around 4 this morning.”

“I fucking swear…. Can’t have shit!”

“Neelam said it might just be best to release the video for it too since it got leaked.”

“I guess she has a point.”

It was quiet for a few minutes and Jack handed you back your phone so that you could see all of the notifications that you had.

“I’m so fucking annoyed.”

“I know, but…. I can make it better.” Jack said while staring down at you.

“How? Are you going to magically unrelease the song?” You huffed while rolling your eyes.

“Baby girl, I know you’re mad but lose the attitude. I ain’t do shit to you.”

“I’m sorry, I just worked so hard for this.”

“I know, but there’s nothing a little shower sex won’t fix, right?”

“Babe, the last time we did, we almost had to call 911. You almost dropped me.”

“Keyword, almost. But I didn’t drop you and I kept you safe and sound. I just lost my balance a little.”

“And losing your balance a little almost caused my ass to get a concussion.”

“Why you always be bringing up old shit?”

“Jack, that was three days ago.”

“Exactly! Old shit!”

“What am I going to do with you?”

“Nothing, you’re stuck with me.” Jack reached down to kiss your cheek and all you could do was smile.

“I wouldn’t want to be stuck with anyone else, I admit.”

“Now, why you stalling when I could be deep in your guts?”

“Jack it’s almost 9 we don’t have time. We have to leave soon.”

“Shit, I always got time when my wife gets me bricked up.”

“You are literally always bricked up around me. Like a horny little teenage boy.”

“Is there a problem? No one told you to be as fine as you are.”

“OHMYGAWD, stopppppp.” You screamed while hiding in the crook of Jack’s neck.

“Did I say something that wasn’t true? My baby girl is the shit.”

“You just tryna get your dick wet.”

“I’m glad you know, however, I’m speaking facts.”

Just then Jack got a text on his phone from Neelam making sure he was up.

Neelam- We’re leaving in 20 minutes. Make sure the both of you are down here on time. 

Jack- We’ll be there

Neelam- Jack, I’m serious. You had us 45 minutes late the other day because of your activities with your wife

Jack- I don’t recall

Neelam- I just don’t know what I’m going to do with the two of you

Jack- nothing because you love us

Neelam- 20 MINUTES!

“Who is that babe?” You curiously asked Jack while throwing the comforter to the side of you in order to attempt to get out of the bed when he immediately pulled you back and hugged you.

“Neelam.”

“Baby, come on, we need to get ready.”

“She said we have twenty minutes to get downstairs.”

“What does she think this is? I can’t be ready that fast.”

“We can if we save water.” Jack said while hugging you and kissing the shell of your ear.

“If I say yes, will you leave me alone?”

“Hmmph, you not gonna want for me to leave you alone when I’m making you cum multiple times.”

“We’re wasting time, Jackman. Let me go.”

“No need to let you go when I can just carry you.”

“Don’t drop me.”

“When have I ever dropped my wife?”

“There’s a first time for everything.”

“I’m going to ignore that. Keep playin with me and I’ll drop your ass right on this floor.”

“Don’t you dare!”

Once in the bathroom, you ran the water as the both of you stripped out of your clothes.

You hopped in first and Jack was right behind you and flinched when the water touched his skin.

“Why the hell do you always make the water feel like we’re at the gates of hell?! It’s too hot!”

“No it’s not! You are such a big baby!”

“Partially correct because I’m your big baby. TURN IT DOWN MAMAS!”

“Like I said, such a big baby.”

You reached around him to turn the knob to the right in an attempt to make the water cooler. After a few seconds, Jack approved.

“See, this is how the water is supposed to be.”

“Will you just hurry up and stick your dick in me so we can get downstairs? Neelam is about to yell and I’m going to tell her that it was 1000% your fault.”

Do not read past this point if you are not 18+

“First off, it takes two. Second, you ready for me, baby?” Jack said as his voice when an octave lower and placed his finger under your chin so that you could look up at him making you whimper.

The flood gates had officially opened between your legs and it wasn’t about to let up anytime soon.

“That isn’t an answer Mrs. Harlow. Speak up.”

“Yes.” You answered as Jack slowly inserted his fingers into you in order to get you ready to take him, making you gasp at the sensation and you hand immediately gripped his bicep. 

“Nuh uh, keep them legs spread.”

“But, I am.”

“One of these days, your ass is going to learn to stop running away from me.” Jack scolded while sticking another finger in you.

“I’m… not… running…” You said between breaths as Jack continued to work his magic down below.

“You sure about that? You have moved closer to the back of the shower since I put my fingers in you.” Jack said while smirking and letting out a small laugh.

“Babe…”

“You know better, that’s not my name.”

“Jackkk…..”

“I’ll take my fingers out right now if your ass doesn’t address me properly. Be a good girl and follow directions.”

“Daddy…..”

“That’s what I fucking thought now cum on my fingers.”

Jack increased his pace moving in and out of you and then moved to massage your clit making you breathless.

“Come on pretty girl, I know you’re almost there.”

“Oh shit, oh shit, oh shiiiiiit!” 

“And there it is.”

Jack continued to finger you as you rode out your high. Once he felt like you had recovered enough, he smirked down at you leaving you confused.

“Jump.”

“Jackman, I swear if you drop me….”

“You want this dick or not? I said jump.”

You did as you were told and Jack was holding you firmly underneath both of your thighs as your back was against the wall.

He lined himself up with your entrance and slowly slid into you making the both of you moan at the sensation.

Your hands immediately went into his now curly and wet hair as he began mercilessly pounding into you as you hid in the crook of his neck and biting down to muffle your screams.

That was definitely about to leave a mark, but you didn’t care in the slightest and you know Jack didn’t either. 

You decided to put another one on the opposite side so that it would match.

At this point you knew it had been way past twenty minutes and it was only a matter of time when Neelam would come looking for the two of you.

“Nah, baby don’t hide that shit, you better let this entire floor know how good I’m making you feel. Let me hear you.” Jack softly whispered in your ear and you complied, not being able to hold it in any longer.

“FUCKKKK!”

“Look at my pretty girl taking all of my dick.”

Jack adjusted his hands underneath your thighs to make sure that he didn’t drop you and went right back to pounding into you.

“Babe… I’m….”

“Close? I already know, I am too. Cum on daddy’s dick baby girl.”

Your nails were now scratching down Jack’s back which you knew he loved when you did, earning multiple moans from him.

One thing you never got tired of was hearing your husband being vocal as he was pounding into you.

All it took was four more thrusts before the both of you came, Jack’s cum splattering all over your chest and stomach.

Jack was still holding onto you as his face was planted in your neck placing kisses all over it as he was trying to recover.

When he was finally standing upright away from you, you simply reached down to place one of your breasts in your mouth and began licking off all the cum Jack left behind instantly making him hard all over again.

“Shit, mamas. Be a good girl and get all of it. You look so pretty covered in my cum.”

You did as you were told, before Jack suddenly dropped to his knees, but was still holding you up leaving you confused.

“Babe, what…”

“Doesn’t your song say you’re a very freaky girl and something about me giving you brain in the front seat of the hummer? I mean we’re not in the car but….”

Jack took one long lick across your folds making you shudder and you just knew you were about to cum again right then and there.

“I don’t know if….”

“Yes, you can. We about to get yelled at anyway, so we might as well make it worth it.”

“I guess I can’t argue with that.”

“Keeping them fucking legs spread.”

“Yes daddy.”

Jack began lapping at your folds at a quick pace and slowly made his way to suck on your clit which made you absolutely lose it.

“Fuckkk, oh my…. Oh my gosh… fuck… don’t stop…. Don’t stop…”

Your hands were tangled in his hair pulling at his curls which only made him increase his pace knowing how it was only a matter of time before he would make you cum in his mouth.

Not even a minute later, you let out the most ear piercing scream as you came into his mouth and Jack continued to lap at your folds almost making you collapse to the floor of the shower.

If he hadn’t been holding you up, you sure enough would have.

“I just knew you were about to pull my hair out.” Jack said while smirking up at you.

“Shut up.”

—

The two of you were finally dressed as there was a knock on your hotel room door.

Jack answered it to see that it was Neelam with her arms crossed.

“What did I say?! 20 minutes! It has now been AN HOUR.”

You immediately laughed as you slipped on your black and pink New Balance sneakers as Jack couldn’t do anything but smirk.

“Well, we both had to get ready and you know baby girl is not about to be ready in 20 minutes.”

“I am so done with the both of you. Like seriously. You two couldn’t wait until later?”

“How do you know we were doing anything, Nee? We could’ve just laid down and lost track of time.”

“You seriously expect me to believe that shit? With the track record that you two have? If fucking was an olympic sport the both of you would get gold every four years.”

This led to the two of you busting out laughing as Neelam still had a serious look on her face.

“Look, be downstairs in TEN MINUTES.”

“We’re coming, Nee.”

Without another word, Neelam closed the door behind her and you and Jack continued to laugh at what she had just said.

“She probably has a point. No one is beating us in that category.” You said smiling up at your husband who then reached down to plant a kiss on your nose.

“They definitely aren’t. I mean who else can go almost ten rounds without getting tired?”

“That was the day we had those damn energy drinks. I felt that shit the next morning though. I couldn’t move.”

“Worth it though.”

“It definitely was.”

“Oh, and baby girl?”

“Yes, smush?”

“I made sure not to drop you.” Jack looked down at you and simply smirked while you rolled your eyes.

“Hmm, I guess that calls for a reward of some sort after our show tonight.”

“Say less!”

“Name it, baby.”

“Hmm, you always look so pretty when I face fuck you.”

“Consider it done.”

“Oh, and one more thing!”

“What’s that?”

“Next time, I want you to ride my face in the shower.”

“JACK!”

“What?!? What’d I say?!”

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y/ninsta: the secret is out I guess soooo..... go and enjoy Muwop featuring Gucci Mane!!!!

laflare1017: had a blast doing this with you!

y/ninsta: laflare1017 it was a dream come true for me! can’t thank you enough!

jackharlow: cause she a very freaky girl 😏

urbanwyatt: get it from her momma

Shloob_: She not with the games

Acepro: she with all the drama

quiiso: make Jack give her brain in the front seat of the hummer!!

2forwoyne: make Jack give her brain in the front seat of the hummer!!

urbanwyatt: I heard neelamthadhani tore into yall this morning 😂

neelamthadhani: they made us an hour and twenty minutes late!!

jackharlow: look my baby needed to be taken care of!

y/ninsta: jackharlow thank you daddy 😏

urbanwyatt: NO! CUT IT OUT!

lilnasx: I knew jackharlow had a daddy kink!

y/ninsta: lilnasx he has a lot more too 😉

druski2funny: y/ninsta like what?!?!

y/ninsta: druski2funny a lady never tells

druski2funny: y/ninsta lies because you definitely be tellin the sex stories

y/ninsta: druski2funny just for that I ain’t tellin you shit!

neelamthadhani: I told them that if fucking was an olympic sport, they would take home the gold every four years

saweetie: NEELAMMMMM I AM SCREAMINGGGGG 😂🤣

2forwoyne: she not lyin tho

quiiso: they asses be at it morning, noon, and night

y/ninsta: LIES!!

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta would you like me to pull receipts?

jackharlow: yall just jealous

y/ninsta: exactly!

jackharlow: y/ninsta soooo what that mouth do? 😏

neelamthadhani: will you two quit it?! my room is right next to yours!

y/ninsta: jackharlow a whole lot daddy, come find out!

urbanwyatt: neelamthadhani now you know how I feel all the time 🙄

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[dykrophone]

epilogue prologue and epilatory?

thanks for the ask ila!

epilogue // a book that made me cry

i actually do not remember ever crying over a book 💀 the closest I've come though is over the literary love of my life, history is all you left me by adam silvera (I didn't cry but really wanted to), final draft by riley redgate but it was 2am and I was emo over other things so I'm not counting that, the hunger games (I may have gotten a little misty eyed. rue's death really fucked me up okay) OH AND YEAH WE ARE OKAY BY NINA LACOUR (I can't remember if I actually cried over it but I'm pretty sure I did 😭)

prologue // a book that hasn't released I'm really looking forward to reading

omg SO MANY. I cannot WAIT to read the portrait of a thief by grace li! I already know it's gonna be the badass way cooler anti-colonialist morally grey heist book I've wanted forever (if this book doesn't get the hype soc did I'm gonna throw hands). also a million to one by adiba jaigirdar, who's already written two of my favourite books ever BUT THIS ONE IS ABOUT A DESI SAPPHIC SQUAD PLANNING A HEIST ON THE TITANIC (!!!)

epilatory // favourite book quote

uhm how do I choose 😭 there are a ton by adam silvera, elliot wake, vivek shraya and nina lacour but I can't just choose one quote from any of them ksjgfhdfhjh.

I guess off the top of my head (those authors aside):

"hello, I hope somebody is listening...if nobody is listening, am I making any sound at all?" from radio silence by alice oseman

[trashexplorer]

BLCD Review: Ingase no Beze

Title: Ingase no Beze (因果性のべゼ)

Author/Artist: Aniya Yuuji

Release Date: 2019/01/10

Cast: Ono Yuuki x Okitsu Kazuyuki

Synopsis: Kajihara Hiroki is your average high school boy who shares the same sex drive all of his peers naturally face at his age. The morning right after waking up from one intense and lewd dream he couldn’t even remember what about, a transfer student joins his class. His new classmate was so serious and pure to a fault that Kajihara falls for the bespectacled boy in an instant?!

Review Proper

Yo, this was a ride. Also, what even is it’s name? doudemoiiyo used Ingasei no Baiser, other sites used Ingasei no Beze, and some used Ingase no Beze. That really reads as Beze so I’m going to use Beze now. I’ll be updating my January post later. 👍

I didn’t really catch it when I was translating the synopsis. I thought that this was just going to be a boy-meets-boy kind of plot and it kinda was to an extent, but to think that it would actually involve time travel and...accidents which cause people to have powers like static? Is Minamoto some kind of mutant? That’s right folks, time travel and mutants! This is some Marvel bullshit right here. And I listened to this right around the time I watched End Game. 😂 I WATCHED THE FIRST SCREENING FOR YOU, BENEDICT! AND THEY ONLY GAVE YOU A FEW MINUTES!? Doesn’t help the fact that I was also reading Laily’s Capsule Collection: Tales of Magic, of Sorrow, Joy and Love! Please read this! It’s so amazing and I’ve always been a ThorKi shipper, but OH MY GOD THE WAY STEPHEN JUST LOVES LOKI IS TOO MUCH FOR MY FRAGILE KOKORO. GET YOU A MAN! 😭😭😭

Okay, back to the main conversation.

It’s been a hot minute since the last time I’ve listened/read something like this (it has a manga). This kinda reminds me of the Shortcake no Ichigo Sawaranaide and Yesterday wo Kazoete BLCDs, especially the latter. I don’t wanna spoil too much because this has a manga and I think there’s a good chance that someone might work on this because it’s an easy clean, but if you’ve listened to those CDs then expect similar feels (or less because it wasn’t that painful). OH MY GOD YESTERDAY WO KAZOETE CASTED OKITSU AS A SEME. OKITSU, Y U ALWAYS HURT ME???? 😭😭😭 For members of the audience who only read manga, then you might be familiar with Aruku’s Kimi no Yume o Mite Iru - this is the closest I can think of since it also involves dreaming and time travel and tragedy, whoops. *remembers Kimi no Yume o Mite Iru *bursts out crying

Now that I think about it, it is quite similar to Kimi no Yume. To an extent I would dare call sketchy even. 🤔 I did like/enjoy this as a plot, but I was also on the fence about how Kajihara fell fast for Minamoto (maybe he didn’t the first time? I’m not sure, though) and he just kisses Minamoto without forewarning because he knows that it’d be like nothing ever happened in the end. That’s unfair and he can totally press assault charges on you. 😑 And though I loved Koyama as a character, he felt a little shady and it felt like he knew too much. 🤷 Appreciate the support, though. 👍

Perfect plot execution and voice work here, my friends. There weren’t any notable additions nor cuts in the BLCD so I can definitely vouch for the accuracy -- of the first volume. 😂 The BLCD covers both volumes, but I only managed to find the first volume’s raws. I was basically on my own when the second volume started and the whole time travel thing fucked me up so I had so re-listen to the CD twice. 😂 As long as the first volume is concerned, I can say that it is definitely possible to listen to the CD while reading the manga. Here’s to the hope that somebody picks it up in the near future. 👍

Moving on to the seiyuus,

Need I say more?

It’s been such a long time, Okitsu! 😭😭😭 The last time I heard you bottoming was in KASHIKOMARMIASHITA, DESTINYYYYYYYYYYY *screams *chokes *dies. I forgot that his voice could even go this high (since I’ve heard nothing but seme roles for the past year). It’s not only his bottoming voice, but this might just be the highest speaking voice he’s ever used. The same is true with Ono Yuuki. He sounds very comfortable in this pitch and though I’ve said in my Nights Before Night how do I even type this title without crying??? review that I personally prefer his Kagami tone over anything, this tone was well welcome in my ears. It’s about Junta range, but I certainly love this more than I would ever love Junta. 😂 This is also not the first time Ono Yuuki and Okitsu have worked together and you may be thinking, “Coyote, duh.”, but Ono bottomed that time. I’m talking about Toiki wa Yasashiku Shihaisuru. I don’t actually remember what went down in that BLCD since it was released in 2015 OH MY GOD I’M SO FUCKING OLD, but I’m pretty sure that it’s part of a series that I think I enjoyed. 

I just came back from reading my old spazz journal. 😂

It’s in a series with Shizuka ni Kotoba wa Yureteiru and Shizou ga Fukaku Hazeteiru. If I remember correctly, I liked one of those a lot or maybe Toiki wa was the one I’m talking about. Idk. 🤷 What am I even saying? I don’t think it was that notable so I don’t remember how they sounded then. Sorry for throwing y’all into a loop. 😂 ANYWAY, POINT IS, they really sound like they’ve done this shit before. They sync with each other perfectly even. I guess it’s time to call them veterans now? It may be a little bit too early for Ono Yuuki, but it’s been a long time calling for Okitsu. 😭😭😭 👏👏👏

That’s about it for this review. I highly recommend listening to this and also reading the manga. It’s not a new concept, but this concept has only been used so many times. Again, this is another work that was completely deserving of the adaptation that it got. I was hyped about this when I first saw it, but I didn’t expect it to deliver. This is the best BLCD in this log (sorry, Secret xxx. But you cut my Shizuma-kun out) and it’s definitely in the running for 2019's best BLCD in my book. 👍