#someday i will

[cerealforkart]

Anyways. Now that they’ve both died I think it’s time to start shipping Hermie the Unworthy with Brad Schmegan. Expect an update on this in the coming days

[sparkle-barnes]

Dry humping bucky while he holds!!! And then eventually he can’t anymore because you’ve been making him hold all day!!!

(tw watersports)

OH 😳

fuck!!! you’re straddling him, sat in his lap and he’s squirming under you! and he has an IRON grip on your hips as you hump over his erection, and he’s blushing so pretty and whining that he has to go. “fuck i can’t hold it much longer. please mommy!”

piss keeps leaking from his tip, drenching the front of his boxes and you curse, grinding down harder on him. you accidentally press on his bladder and a spurt escapes and he gasps, groaning as he struggles to keep holding.

eventually you give in and say “go on, bucky. make your mess.” and he finally lets go and empties his bladder into his boxers, warm pee hissing out of his half-hard cock.

his moans are pathetic as he goes and goes, his stream seemingly never ending, soaking his boxers and your panties and he’s whining “oh fuck it’s not stopping”

[rohirric-hunter]

I've never met a beagle in real life

[sophisticatedswifts]

My family’s reputation tour vip boxes are in a plastic container at the top of my closet and sometimes I notice them when I’m sitting in bed and I always want to get them out to look at them but there’s another container on top of that one and it would require a ladder to even reach them

[dailyjimmybuffett]

Someday I Will

I see a white sail skipping 'cross a blue bay And I say someday I will I see a young man strumming on a green guitar And I say someday I will

I don't have a plan, it's not that kind of thing I'm not Martin Luther King I don't have a dream, it's just sometimes I know That's the way I'm supposed to go

I see a flying boat And I get a lump in my throat And I say someday I will Someday

So whatever thrills you, anything you love to do Just say someday I will Don't need to know who may help you make it come true Just say someday I will

Don't have to work it all out, don't have to tear it all apart All you need's a place to start And if it never worked before, try it just once more That's what your heart is for

Whether it's big or small If you have a passion at all Just say someday I will Someday

Someday I will Someday

[hxhdles]

studies is sucking my soul dry but . one of my favorite games just ended its service i felt so sad i dropped everything just to get this doodle out. so many fond memories.

[zerachielamora]

Am I updating my cosplay of the Wife from Layers of Fear? ...Maybe

[cyborgpulsebooks]

someday i will have a home in a nice city with rain and greenery with my wife and there will be space to cook and space to do book and textile craft and an extra bed for anyone who needs it and two cats and a lot of love

[aliceyabusamesoneball]

the reaper in the sims is so funny though hes literally just there

[rat-hand]

If I had a a crush on one of my professors I would make a teacher crush blog so fast.

[kaleuh]

its so cold out tonight that the idea of anyone being out in this weather made me start crying on my way home today . please stay warm and sheltered, anyone anywhere

[lylahammar]

My take on unicorns! I'd really love to make a mythical creature field guide someday, since the Spiderwick Field Guide is what inspired me to start drawing in the first place 🥰

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

[catmask]

when u go to write a mentally ill person in ur story you are presented two options. the first option is to write your mental illness realistically as you actually experience it with all the ups and downs and people who are like you will resonate with it and feel seen. except every person who reads instagram infographics on mental health that uses the phrase narcicisst for anyone who does anything that crosses them and unironically call themself a dark empath will call you scary and tell you that youre demonizing mentally ill people

the second option is to lie and write inspiration porn for those people to get hard to