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#someone please make this famous
jillybeanjoy · 2 years
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Guys! I cracked the code! I wish I had any followers to share this magic revelation I had!
In D&D I love being a DM. I really do. With one exception.
Money.
Knowing how much a character should buy or sell something for is just way out of my grasp. For a rare item the price can be anywhere between five hundred and five THOUSAND. That’s a big difference! How am I supposed to know in between those two numbers what it should be?
I googled. And googled. And googled. Thinking *there must be a better way* and couldn’t find a single thing that made sense. Well me and two other DM friends got together and we figured it out. The magic system of pricing.
So first you take the pricing by magic item rarity in the DMG
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Then you go to Xanathars and look at the Magic Item Tables to determine if the item is major or minor
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Divide the prices in the rarity into major and minor. Major the higher half and minor the lower.
So that makes
Rare Minor - 500 - 2,500
Rare Major - 2,501 - 5,000
Very Rare Minor - 5,001 - 30,000
Very Rare Major - 30,001 - 50,000
Legendary Minor - 50,000 - 300,000
Legendary Major - 300,000 - 500,000
Then
THEN
It’s all up to a persuasion roll. Because let’s face it, what’s a fantasy shopping adventure of magic items without bartering and haggling?
So you divide the amounts into roll milestones. So a persuasion roll of 0-10 you pay the highest and 20+ you pay the lowest.
Like so:
Common Items: 1d6 x 10
Uncommon Items 1d6 x 100
Rare Minor:
0-9: 2,500
10-11: 2,100
12-14: 1,700
15-17: 1,300
18-19: 900
20+ : 500
Rare Major
0-9: 5,000
10-11: 4,600
12-14: 4,200
15-17: 3,800
18-19: 3,200
20+: 2,500
Very Rare Minor
0-9: 30,000
10-11: 25,000
12-14: 20,000
15-17: 15,000
18-19: 10,000
20+ : 5,000
Very Rare Major
0-9: 50,000
10-11: 45,000
12-14: 40,000
15-17: 35,000
18-19: 30,000
20+ : 25,000
Legendary
0-9: 250,000
10-11: 200,000
12-14: 150,000
15-17: 100,000
18+ : 50,000
Legendary Major
0-9: 500,000
10-11: 450,000
12-14: 400,000
15-17: 350,000
18-19: 300,000
20+ : 250,000
Seriously someone who is followed by a lot of D&D people find this shit and spread it! It’s so much easier and makes a million times more sense then anything I ever heard of before and i wish someone else would have thought of it sooner (or if someone else did that I had found it sooner)
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too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.
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mobius-m-mobius · 4 months
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LOKI APPRECIATION WEEK 2023 | for @dailyloki Day 2 : Favorite Episode : S02xE01 - Ouroboros
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teethkid67 · 9 months
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GOD GAVE ME PERMISSION
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sodrippy · 1 month
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they need to stop making cool anime streetwear and start making cool xmen streetwear
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Klance gymnastics AU
Keith is a professional gymnast, he participated at the Olympics and won 3 times, now he is recovering from a minor injury he had during his last tournament at the first gym he ever went to and where he fell in love with gymnastics. Lance, is a professor at this gym, he teaches mostly kids and teenagers, he is an amazing teacher and gymnast himself, but the last time he participated at a big event he got injured and never competed again, afraid that it might happen again or simply because he found something else he was passionate about, and that was teaching what he loved to do most. He also found a new way to distract himself, and that was aerial acrobatics, he was good, very good, and every time he got the chance to traind at the gym he would set his music and just... enjoy, be free on the air with no one to impress or to worry about.
So, one time, Keith decides to train earlier that usual, he knows that this one trainer Lance is usually the one that opens the gym, so on his way he goes. When he arrives he hears music coming from inside, curiosity wins over him and starts to investigate. Keith didn't know what he was expecting, but it definitely wasn't this. Lance in the middle of the air, doing one of the most beautiful and difficult routines of air acrobatics he aha ever seen like it was nothing, and just... enjoying himself. It was in that moment that Keith fell in love, the way Lance's body moved, his eyes closed like he just wasn't 8 meters up in the air, his smile, his skin mixing with the fabric, it was all so perfect and ethereal. Before he could be seen by the Cuban boy, Keith left and made his life mission to win over Lance's heart.
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transvampireboyfriend · 11 months
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"Eddie!"
Eddie hears the call coming from the kitchen all the way up in Steve's room, Steve's voice echoing in the eerily empty walls of the house.
A house Eddie knows that Steve hates.
The thought always squeezes Eddie's heart, but he reminds himself: this time next week they'll be settled into their new apartment where no walls will be empty if Eddie has any say in it, which he does, at least a third of a say.
And even if Steve and Robin don’t let him paper the walls with photographs, Eddie will do his damnedest so that Steve never hates their home.
 "Yeah?" Eddie calls back to answer Steve, the word a little garbled around the screwdriver he's holding in his mouth.
 "C'mere!" Steve replies. Eddie sighs.
He looks down at the very heavy wooden desk top in his hands then looks at the open door.
He balances the top of Steve's desk on his knee so he can hold it with just one hand, using the other to take the screwdriver out of his mouth.
"What is it, sweetheart? D’you need my help?" he asks, once his mouth is free, his eyes drifting towards the hallway as he waits for Steve’s reply.
"Come. here!" Steve demands. Eddie sighs again but Steve’s annoyed tone makes him hold back a smirk.
"I'm kind of in the middle of something, babe!" Eddie calls, he'd rather finish taking the desk apart first, if it's not too urgent.
"EDDIE!"
Eddie gets so startled, he drops the heavy slab of wood right at his feet. He's glad the floor is carpet up here and not the dumb precious hardwood floors of downstairs.
"Jesus Chris-" he mutters, dropping the screwdriver too, before running down the stairs, sliding in his socks down the hallway and grabbing onto the door's frame to haul himself into the kitchen.
He enters the kitchen a little winded to find Steve standing in front of the stove with a worried frown.
"WHAT is it, Stevie?? you scared the shit outta me!" Eddie accuses, heart hammering in his chest.
Steve at least has the decency to look sheepish while he just stares at Eddie for a second.
"I think I over seasoned the chicken" Steve says quietly after a bit.
Eddie rolls his eyes at him. His heart wants to give out and he kinda wants to strangle Steve. Not in a fun way.
He looks so worried though... it's kinda cute.
He gets kinda serious about cooking for them, whereas when it is Eddie’s turn, he takes it as an opportunity for chaos.
Robbie is more of a toss up, Eddie has noticed. She notoriously contributed to the legendary popcorn s'mores but then she also pinches Eddie really hard whenever he tries to intercede with soup night so it'll be interesting to see how they all work out once they split all meals among them.
Eddie sighs for the third time in five minutes. This time, though, the tension in his shoulders bleeds out with his exhale and he feels a fond smile appear in his face.
"I'm sure it's fine, baby" Eddie tells Steve, both a reassurance about the food and about Eddie not really being mad at Steve for scaring him.
Steve switches the sheepish look for a pout.
"No it's not!" he whines, dragging the words out, Eddie has to contain his grin, he’s so endeared "It doesn't taste right, come taste it" Steve demands, his hand reaching out and flexing his fingers like he wants to grab Eddie and pull him close. Eddie wouldn't be opposed.
"You know I eat anything, right?" Eddie comments, walking over to Steve, "I literally eat your sp-" he gets cut off by Steve's hand coming up to cover his mouth.
"No!! !" Steve declares, his eyes wide, "You are not finishing that sentence, Eddie, ohmygOD!"
Eddie snickers behind Steve's hand. Steve's clearly trying to chastise him but Eddie can't take his boyfriend seriously when he's red in the face.
Steve eyes him warily, but presents him with a small piece of chicken speared through with a fork. "Here," he says, and drops his hand from Eddie's mouth.
Eddie takes the offer and slowly chews on it, making a show of figuring out what it tastes like. He gets a light smack on his arm for his troubles.
He shrugs.
"It tastes fine." he tells Steve with his mouth still half full. Steve scrunches his face a bit.
"It's not too salty?" Steve insists. Eddie chuckles and circles his arms around Steve's waist to hold him lightly.
"No, baby, it's fine. It's good!" he assures Steve, and presses a kiss to his jaw for good measure.
"I feel like it tastes different than usual" Steve grumbles, pouting again, making Eddie want to kiss his face all over.
Instead, Eddie presses the back of his palm to Steve's forehead.
"You coming down with something?" he half-jokes. Steve chuckles and bats his hand away.
"M' fine." Steve protests, leaning his head to the side in an attempt to get away from Eddie's chasing hand.
He fails, and Eddie pinches both his cheeks in his hand, forcing him to pucker up.
"I've probably tasted it too many times" Steve explains, his words distorted by Eddie's hold and Eddie laughs, delighted with what he achieved.
He presses a kiss to Steve's mouth and Steve smiles against it.
"Sorry I interrupted your woodworking" Steve says when Eddie releases him. Eddie snorts.
"I'm just taking it apart" Eddie tells him, walking right into Steve's setup.
"Oh! Well," Steve starts, in a tone that lets Eddie realize what he's done, way too late. "To hear you tell it, baby, you had to go chop the wood and sand it down and build the desk so you can then start taking it apart-" Steve trails off with a satisfied grin when he sees Eddie's scandalized look.
He's helping disassemble the desk because Steve had given up on it in the first place, had even said he'd pay for the one moving truck they'd have to hire just because of it, since the damn thing didn't fit in Eddie's van.
So, Eddie had volunteered to do it himself, take it apart that is, and after the first try he had developed a thirst for vengeance against the thing and now here they are.
And Steve has the nerve to tease him about it.
"Stevie, they put that thing together in hell!" Eddie exclaims, pointing an accusatory finger out the kitchen door "and you didn't keep the manual-" Eddie turns his finger on Steve now. Steve chuckles and interrupts him to point out:
"It didn't come with a manual, my father had it built"
Eddie doesn't miss a beat.
"Well, whoever built it is a moron!!!" Eddie says. Steve loves hearing Eddie rant against every decision David Harrington has ever made, so Eddie appoints whoever took his money for that desk as his mortal enemy (one of many, needless to say), before he continues his rant,
"There are screws all over that thing! and I had to spend two hours just figuring out how to take it apart without doing irreparable damage to it- I can show you my notes!" Eddie makes to take the folded notebook out his back pocket but Steve extends a placating hand to remind him:
"You have,"
Eddie remembers now, and if that didn't tell Steve how big a deal this is, Eddie can tell him just fine,
"I'm telling you," Eddie continues, wildly gesticulating, and feeling like he's about to hop on the kitchen table, or at least a chair "I'm keeping a journal of how I'm taking that monster apart so I can trace back my steps when I have to put it together again,"
Steve is now covering his mouth to keep from laughing out loud, so Eddie turns it against him, "because you are certainly not gonna help me with it! Stop laughing! I'm so serious!!"
Eddie is not serious, at all. But Steve is full on laughing now and Eddie thinks if he didn't need to work for a living he'd choose to do this instead, spend days on end just making Steve laugh so hard he briefly loses his breath.
Eddie dons a put upon look that he knows is just absolutely ruined by the grin he's trying to contain.
Steve wipes at the corner of his eyes trying to take a deep breath.
"I'm sorry, baby," he tells Eddie, wrapping his arms around Eddie's neck, "I won't tease you about it anymore, I promise" he can't seem to stop smiling and Eddie loves it, wants it to last as long as it can.
"Empty promises!" Eddie answers dramatically, "you men are all the same" he earns a snort and another bout of laughter from Steve. Eddie shakes his head vehemently as Steve rides it out.
When he manages to breathe normally again, Steve places a kiss to Eddie's shoulder.
"No, but appreciate it, Eds. You know." Steve tells him honestly, pressing a sweet kiss against the corner of Eddie's mouth.
"Hmm" Eddie hums disapprovingly, making Steve huff.
"I love you" Steve tries, tracing the sides of Eddie's face lightly, playing with the ends of his hair a bit.
 "Yeah, yeah" Eddie says dismissive, while his heart tries to beat out his chest.
 Steve sees right through him and nuzzles against his cheek.
"Lunch will be ready in 20" Steve murmurs, and Eddie's always been helpless against the casual affection that Steve can inject into the most mundane things, he can't really contain himself any longer.
"I love you too." he tells Steve, before burying his face in Steve's neck. Steve chuckles a little and hums against Eddie's temple, clutches him tighter and runs his hands through Eddie's hair gently, making Eddie sigh contentedly.
"Should I set the table?" Eddie offers after a bit, coming back to eye level. Steve caresses his cheeks adoringly.
“No, no," Steve says, "you go fight that desk, honey."
Eddie snorts and crumbles into laughter, everything he had to hold back before, coming out in giggles as he bats Steve's arms away from him.
"I hate you!" he exclaims between laughs. He playfully flips Steve the bird and turns on his heel to march back up the stairs.
"Give it your all!" Steve calls after him, barely coherent in the middle of his laughing.
Eddie rolls his eyes but has the biggest smile on his face.
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odessa-edmundson · 3 months
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I see you all liking and reblogging posts from me and ignoring the one about the alligator people. :(
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Its fine. I love you anyway 😶😞
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itsalwaystomcruise · 9 months
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ChatGPT AI generates synopsis of a movie starring Tom Cruise and Scarlett Johansson
Bing AI-generated images of the two actors as their characters:
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dragons-and-flowers · 8 months
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i do get it's part of the Bit this episode but i do wish they would stop having actors play themselves and actually write a character for the actor to play. they did it too much last season and its just so boring to me sorry
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GakuLuka Headcanon 💕💕
Gakupo is a man who at first glance is an intimidating and cold being, who will not hesitate to kill one if they get in his way...but with Luka it is completely different, when he met her in the past he also showed in a At the beginning, said behavior, but seeing that Luka was an innocent girl for him, he decided not to remain so dark and tried to tolerate her, it was not until he began to take care of her and since they have met again for so many years now, he is usually less cold with Luka but denying that over time he fell in love with her sweet and loving being, so that in the end once they are dating he is more open to his emotions but only with Luka, even in the sight of everyone he continues to remain in his vibe of serious and bloodthirsty Samurai...Although Gakupo tried to reciprocate any coquetry attribute that Luka does even in public, which means that he would come to sacrifice that reputation of his in order to make his girlfriend happy because of how much he loves Luka and he would be willing to risk in the darkest moments in order to keep her safe.
While Luka, she is the opposite of Gakupo. A girl (who as mentioned before) is a sweet chocolate with everyone, very affectionate, friendly and there are times when she tends to a shy attitude (but unconsciously) and of course she also treats Gakupo as everyone did at the beginning, but when she noticed the most that he was again kind and delicate with her (as if not having met before was enough) is when for a moment she also falls in love with the purple-haired Samurai and by the time he openly declares himself to her, Luka gets very happy and reciprocates her feelings by being mellow and even dependent on him (obviously in a good non-toxic way), openly showing a romantic and flirtatious attitude with Gakupo that he also reciprocates every time they start doing little things (kissing, hugging/rubbing, speak with affectionate nicknames, etc). She would also be able to sacrifice anything for Gakupo to be safe, even though she is not attached to the archetype of an empowering and rude woman, she would still be willing to do a good job for him.
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transxfiles · 2 years
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every day i'm so so tempted to just shake my dad by the shoulders and say "please just realize you're bisexual already it will make things so much easier for everyone"
#he's a very firm believer of ''but EVERYONE is interested in women AND men right? like that's just standard'' and i'm beating my head#against a wall in the corner. dad please i mean this from the bottom of my heart take it from your dyke child#that is NOT the case. PS this is my dad who's also famous among my friends for reacting to my outing like...#''we're all attracted to people of the same gender at a young age and its normal i'm just sad bc this is going to make your life even#harder i wish you were able to repress that part of you and find someone of the opposite gender like i did.''#rough approximation of what he said (like VERY ROUGH approx) but yeah lmao. we have a complex relationship#fr he's actually a very good dad imo he just. man this guy needs to learn that not everyone has bisexual thoughts and that#maybe he should reexamine that part of himself. he also flirts randomly with male coworkers sometimes and im like 😭#i was in the car with him the other day and he got a call from one of his male coworkers and i put it on speakerphone for him#and was quiet - we do this all the time we're he has Important Work Chats on speaker and family members are completely present while#they're happening but we just don't say something - so the coworker didn't know i was there and it was like 24ish minutes of Important Work#Chat and then my dad said ''okay bye matt'' and the coworker said ''bye babe'' LIKE??? and my dad just was like#''haha he's one of my best friends :D'' dad please what is happening. what is going on right now what is happening.#this has gotten SO derailed from the original topic but uhm yeah.#bi wife energy but it's bi dad energy and it's just me desperately trying to explain to my dad what bisexuality is.#cricket.chatterbox
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blacklezrage · 2 years
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https://youtu.be/G6KZY4msgUY
7 minute video on gun violence
WATCH IT
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mihai-florescu · 2 years
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The best part about being a conceptual artist is that you can just excuse about any weird fascination by saying it's a reoccuring theme you like to explore in art and teachers will encourage it since youre finding your voice
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iconsumeheadcanons · 1 year
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everytime im worried i might be parasocial about mcyt i watch a stream and listen to peeps dono messages and feel relieved
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slashpaws · 2 years
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earlier bonnie my good friend bonnie told me that scraptrap's "i always come back" voiceline is a popular sound on tiktok (paired with a song) and i was like "no fucking way" but no. she was right. and this information has been ruining my life ever since.
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