#someone please write this

[sawceelcd]

id like to think that at some point in loki’s vast attempts at getting the loom to work he knew he would take a while so he just decided “fuck it” and him and mobius finally got their kiss

(please turn that into a fanfic im too lazy to write plus i suck ass at it)

[annastylepie]

Dp x Dc Writhing Prompt

uwu

Danny's human body returns to the age he died at every time he transforms back.

He doesn't realize at first but after having to lay low for like two years for what ever reason and he grows some etc.

maybe he is laying low in gotham and maybe ends up in a hostage situation with one of the bats maybe Tim at 14 maybe...

So he and tim are hostages and have no idea if and when help will arrive maybe joker is threatening to blow them up so danny does what he hasn't done in like two years and transforms to save himself and this civilan which seems to be ogiling him with those blue eyes. Any ways danny saves them and transforms back only to now be in oversiced clothes and back at the age of 14

kudos if it is an even bigger time jump or smth

[tiredcowboyy]

I cant stop thinking ab the idea of merlin one day post s5, where they all survived, becoming really secretive and protective of his room and not telling anyone at all whats inside. Not even gaius. He even gets a lock installed and whenever anybody asks he brushes it off with jokes like “its to stop arthur from finding me” or smth.

he also unrelatedly really hates any talk of destiny, going to war, and anytime morgana mentions her fear of her magic turning her merlin slightly freaks out.

That is until one day gaius manages to catch merlin off guard while hes rushing between the main room and his bedroom and walks in.

Only to see a whole bunch of stuff that hes never seen before.

Merlin freaks out, tries to play it off as some weird experiments and stuff hes been collecting but gaius can feel it, somethings different about these items, not wrong but not right. Not really magic either.

It takes 3 weeks of gaius pestering him before merlin breaks and explains to him that he IS A TIME TRAVELER. after the battle of camlan as we know it that lead to arthurs death, merlin did wait, he really did, but in the year 2020 when arthur didnt return for yet another global crisis, merlin broke and did spell upon spell until he figured out how throw himself back in time.

And holy shit did it work well. He managed to come back just at the perfect time to change everything that needed to be done to assure that everyone lives happily and safely, and when he realises hes done it, he decides to stay in this time. See his friends and family grow old as they should have. See arthur rule as he should have. Live the life he has been craving to go back to for centuries now.

Until a month in he realises how old everything is. Sure merlin can survive without his phone and stuff but theres a few things he really misses. Like his slippers, his potato peeler, his favourite hoodie, and especially his favourite tea flavours.

So once in a while he allowed himself to go back to the modern day and bring one thing back. He started with a scented candle, because candles exist in camelot and having one here shouldn’t mess up time right? Then moved onto a herbal tea that he knows if he traveled past the boarders he may be able to find similar ingredients.

Then he brings a new release of his favourite book series because he cant help it and realises small things like that dont change time.

And so thats what he’s been hiding away in his room, all of his modern day stuff. Ranging from trinkets hes collected over his life to his favourite scarf to his stuffed lion that he won at a fair in the 80s. He doesn’t go back often, only when his tea runs out or he really needs something, he tries to limit it he really does.

It takes gaius another 4 weeks to wrap his head around it all. Another 2 weeks after that to touch merlins stuffed lion thinking it may attack him at any moment.

He makes gaius promise to not tell a soul, offering him tea bags as payment. They have a nice system from then on, gaius would try a new flavour of tea everytime merlin returned, once in a while he would also bring a modern day snack (gaius yelled when he first tried salt and vinegar crisps).

A yell which led to leon finding out. And so a cycle began.

[estrellami-1]

Okay I have an idea and I need someone to write it PLEASE.

Every time Steve gets injured, the amount of attention he gets is directly proportional to how quickly/well the injury heals.

If he has a lot of attention, if he has someone caring for him, it heals up just fine, in a normal time span for whatever the injury might be.

If he doesn’t have a lot of attention (maybe, if he drives himself home—alone—after getting a concussion), it takes a LOT longer to heal, and may not heal as well (he’ll have some side effects after),

I’m imagining, by virtue of being platonic soulmates, Robin knows, but she can’t always be there.

Enter Eddie, Steve’s boyfriend and the one person who could possibly spoil Steve with attention.

[i-am-lost-sos]

SuperBat Fluff

I love the trope of Clark just going along with whatever Bruce says for no other reason besides trusting B with anything and everything

[a-gae-af-racoon]

Someone write a punk flower fic where Hobie does the shoulder touch and miles just- breaks down or smthn??? I need this in my life. Fluff with mentions of angst maybe???

[madwcman]

cowboy! remus fic when????

ac: sophithil and likeafunerall (both on insta)

edit: i made a cowboy! remus fic 🫣

[writerswho]

Weems as Enid's adoptive mother is such a wonderful concept. Not just because Weems would be the best mother in the world and Enid would get all the love and care she deserves, but because Weems' past with the Addams would reflect on Enid's relationship with Wednesday in the most dramatic way possible. Can you imagine what it would be like for Weems to watch her daughter fall in love with Wednesday? To see Enid fall in love with the daughter of her two best friends in high school? The daughter of the two people she was once hopelessly in love with? And how would she react when she finds out that Wednesday feels the same way about her daughter? Unlike her parents, who never reciprocated Weems feelings — or so she believes. And what about family dinners? With Weems in the same room as Morticia and Gomez? The drama. The chaos. The angst. 

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

I think I need a fanfiction where Jaskier is like 30 and an established professor (traveling bard career didnt pan out as planned. He’s an excellent teacher but does still travel some) at Oxenfurt and meets a fresh out of Kaer Morhen 17ish year old Geralt.

And baby Geralt sees this very attractive older man who is nice to him and buys him a drink. Discovers he’s a bard with no self defense training, and takes it upon himself to make sure this very kind very pretty human doesn’t die. Jaskier thinks it’s adorable that Geralt follows him around like a lost puppy. (Young Henry Cavil levels of adorable here)

Young Gerlat who hasn’t had all his hope and sense of being a hero kicked out of him yet having Jaskier “I will stab you if you insult my Witcher” the Bard as a travel companion within months of leaving the keep.

Young Geralt actually openly loving the professor’s songs.

Jaskier practicing lectures he’s planning on Geralt as they travel and Geralt gets the best education as a result.

Jaskier holding Geralt as he cries after not being able to save a child for the first time.

Jaskier being the one with the power that naturally comes with being older and more experienced.

Geralt being a big puppy dog and eagerly trying to get Jaskier’s approval and being very helpful and talking more as a result.

The two idiots falling in love and Jaskier being conflicted about it at first because “you’re just a kid!” “Jaskier, I’m 29.” “A BABY!!”

Geralt having “toss a coin” to help his reputation from day fucking 1.

Jaskier being there to help Geralt deal with the mess that was Renfri in a way that DOESNT result in “Butcher of Blavakin” happening.

Jaskier being Geralt’s first love

Geralt spending his winters trying to figure out how to give Jaskier immortality only to discover he’s already immortal because “wait, you don’t look 60.” “Well you don’t look 50 either! I moisturize. Back off!”

Geralt thinking Jaskier is the most brilliant man he’s ever met when they first meet instead of thinking he’s an idiot.

Jaskier helping Geralt grieve his brothers after the attack. Helping him grieve when he lost his first Roach. Teaching him healthy coping mechanisms and emotion management.

EMOTIONALLY STABLE GERALT

@0dde11eth

[monster-cock69]

freshley presented peter whose genuinely loving omegahood and traumatized alpha bucky whose trying to relearn himself

[justc2world]

Signing the marriage certificate

[dualcordie]

Modern AU where Zuko is telling Sokka about how important hair is in his culture but that his hair is one of his main insecurities (bc trauma ofc) and Sokka’s like, “Oh yeah, we value hair in my culture too!”

Then Sokka starts going on about it and Zuko thinks about how much he appreciates this new outlook on hair thanks to Sokka and ya know… he does like Sokka’s haircut a lot… so he decides to cut his hair for the first time in forever.

HOWEVER, Zuko tells the hairdresser that he wants a wolf CUT and not a wolf TAIL, so that’s exactly what he gets. He shows up at home with the shaggiest (and cutest) haircut EVER and feels super embarrassed that he got the hairstyle mixed up, but Sokka folds like a lawn chair the second he sees him and can’t shut up about it.

[cryingoverfictionalmen]

"my favorite trope is when someone believes they're hard to love and someone who loves them like it's breathing." LIKE WHAT

[jellyfrogz]

I love the hc that if Danny stays in one position for too long, his body starts to lock up, just like rigor mortis. And with that, I love the idea of Danny basically becoming a body contortionist. It freaks people out and I think it would add to the Danny Fenton is the Local Cryptid first, not phantom.

[unhealthyobsessiveworm]

someone make cale get poisoned. i want him hacking out his guts and lungs, i want the entire kingdom shutting down. it happens at a ball or something cale reluctantly went to, and alberu is viciously locking the gates as soon as cale collapses. no one goes in or out until cale is better and they've found who did it. i want everyone to feel helpless because they dont know who to punish yet and they devote everything they have to finding the offender while their hearts break as cale struggles to live

[capt-soaps-bbg]

Unhinged mw2 headcannons

I’m tired and on some adhd crackhead energy bullshit enjoy

Simon is really bad at math. I’m talking so bad they had to waiver him into service

Price snores so loud the whole team has thought about killing him

Gaz secretly does ballet

Soap walks around like a crab when he’s along

Rudy sees a spider and faints

Alejandro’s big ass forehead refracts light

Alejandro crawls up stairs on all fours like a dog

Gaz was that kid that thought he had superpowers

Price has a piss kink

Soap pisses in Prices coffee/tea and Price secretly knows

Simon cries in the shower

Simon is the type to cry after watching p0rn

Gaz has a tiktok acct where he dresses as Simon.

Price helps him

Rudy and Alejandro once put a pillow case over Soaps head and put him on the tarmac and pelted him with pebbles once he told Simon about Gaz’s tiktok

Gaz is rude to everyone but Price

Price has dad feet where they always smell bad and look weird

Soap got picked up and Thrown by Konig

Keegan once visited the 141 and hasn’t been back since

Blame Soap Keegan and him met and Soap called him “Spirit” and it reminded Keegan of that one horse movie and he cried

Ghost wears a maid outfit