#sorry I am out of joke juice for the bg

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For @green-with-envy-phandom-event, line art by @reading-wanderer

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DMP SEASON 4 EPISODE 12 OUT OF CONTEXT SPOILERS

aaand it’s thursday this is what happens when i get caught up in the one two punch of going out multiple days and finale hell. man, can you believe this is gonna be the third last out of context spoilers??? (maybe i’ll do one for black stars thanksgiving or something that’d be fun)

as always rampant major spoilers ahead

also very very minor deltarune spoiler but its like spoiling the existence of a singular very early game enemy that if you watched the one unfinished ir stream you already know about 

no taste only leech

Give Ste he choccy milk

“I’m sorry” “ok”

Hailey calls CG Wheatley, she’s on a quest to diagnose him as every TSM before the show ends

CG drunk on void juice

“THE ITCHING, TOMMY”

Churro getting apollo balled through jokes counter: 1

Facebook metaverse 

DOC’S GOING TO BRAZIL

(congrats alex for getting into ooc spoilers several weeks early)

A major W for the Irish 

Millie: world’s greatest girlboss

If millie wasn’t just a reflection she’d have solved dmp through sheer force of ass-kickery ages ago

StoryPoint.exe

Chat joked about a bible scenario before the episode. Little did they know they weren’t wrong 

YOUVE BEEN HIT BY YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY TRUCK

-bubbly

Ste has acquired a rocket launcher :)

-bubbly

-bubbly (i stg it’s like an ooc spoiler STAPLE to have some sort of meme about thorin with a gun like this happens every fucking episode why is this child so powerful)

Communism was plot relevant all along 

HE WAS STE ALL ALONG

Young doc: stephen with a mustache

Millie’s gonna force DMP after dark

Machine induced lotus eater

“Doc blew up, funniest shit i’ve ever seen”- CG probably

Gcmillicutty, hyperfixation king

-bubbly

CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED BEACH EPISODE TAKE 4 LETS GOOOO

It’s not DMP without mood whiplash on an apocalyptic scale

WATERS ON FIRE

All seagulls were harmed in the making of this episode

The OG 4 together at last: as usual, it’s all angst hours

Beach jazz my beloved

Beach episode 4: this time with feelings (oh who am i kidding, they all have feelings)

Pictured: churro gets apollo balled by autocorrect

*hands vinny an L*

Doctor McDilly is not his real name, Thorin’s world is shattered

THORIN HAS LEARNED TO PRONOUNCE DOC’S NAME WE’RE SO PROUD

SASSY STE

STEPHEN CAN NOW FEEL!!!

Gcmillicutty is allowed to say one line, as a treat

Hell is one person playing 4 characters at once and talking to himself for several minutes

FOURTH WALL IS GONE BABEYYYYYY

charlie and kristen are different: kristen can’t walk in heels

Dmp truly is just a thinly veiled way to work through ur trauma 

Meanwhile, Hailey and Grace kicking the chair in the BG:

Chairs have no mouths

THORIN IS NO LONGER BABY HE HAS G R O W N

THORIN: BECOME TALL

Thorin is taller than a good chunk of the fanserver now

GAZEBO TIME: DOC EDITION

DREAD GAZEBO TIME :)

The gazebo LIVES. it BREATHES it HUNGERS

-bubbly

[The Gazebo has Awakened]

The Gazebo is pleased. It prowls in search of more prey. 

Voicemod once again is still the true villain of dmp :(

Charlie can probably drown in 4 ft of water tbh, that goes up to like her neck

I also hate time, solidarity

SO many seagulls were harmed in the making of this episode

VEGGIETALES SPOILERS HAVE FINALLY BEEN REVEALED

*sighs as I have to change another name tag on this blog* (we stan juniper thoooo)

TOES TIME 3

“KISS DAMMIT” - the entire chat

It TRULY is a miracle this episode has been running on time

Fourth wall’s gone 2

“I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT” -cg

DOC USED CHARLIE’S NAME THATS SOME KING SHIT

CG smells BULLSHITTERY 

CG stomps Doc to death with his hoof (singular)

GET HIS ASS CHARLIEEEEEE

That SURE IS the theme song lyrics

[bae-science]

y’all asked, i deliver! here’s some more fic recs now that valentines’ day is starting to encroach:

Music of the Night by @novapple

i am constantly BEGGING people to use newt being musical in their fics more and THIS is proof of how excellent a canon concept it is because: MY TWO JOYS: newt being musical AND the precursors letting him play music sometimes and him using that as a coping mechanism during and after. also, like, the writing style is really crisp and clear and has an EXCELLENT voice in terms of newt’s characterization both before and after uprising, and that’s not easy to do in the same fic

Bear Your Neighbor’s Burden Within Reason

this whole series is really good but as someone who’s recently physically disabled myself, i fucking appreciate a fic that gets hermann’s disability right AND has newt be a good abled ally. not ONCE do we get a forced-feeling pity party or newt having to “learn a valuable lesson” about autonomy or whatever; from the getgo he’s polite, respectful, and still a fucking moron who i love. like, if you’re a ho for touch starvation and characters being each others’ rocks, this is for YOU. AND it doesn’t fall into the trope you think it does when you read the description, which was a genuinely interesting and very in character decision. the whole author’s newmann tag is really really good, including, like. some straight up excellent spicy stuff, so set aside some time to go through it all.

The Six Million Pillows Man by @callmealois on twitter

bro straight up this is so fucking cute why don’t people write more hermann with pillows. 

newton geiszler, oblivious moron extraordinaire by @three-black-cats

SORRY BUGABOO IT WAS TOO GOOD I HAD TO INCLUDE ITTTTTT. this is like, a fucking MASTERCLASS in pining. jesus christ. if you like fics where NOBODY has the brain cell, sit your ass down and bone appetit. like charles i KNOW it’s self indulgent i ENCOURAGE this kind of behavior from you because IT TURNS OUT SHIT LIKE THIS.

the truth about me (and the truth about you) by @buttfucknowhere-spaceville

genuinely the most interesting and original take on the “amnesia fake married” trope EVER i’m not kidding. like, you will not expect where this fic goes, but it’s a GENIUS writing choice that’s SO fucking funny and clears up any weird messy consent issues while leading to an ending that’s really emotionally impactful and satisfying. oh, and did i mention this is the first fic mary’s written in EIGHT YEARS. WHAT THE FUCK MAN. genuinely got me into the trope now.

Sequitur

whoever realized that the logical extension of the drift hangover trope would be hermann getting newt’s adhd is a fucking GENIUS. someone do this with hermann’s autism.

Bump in the Night (NSFW)

i didn’t know you could write 8,000 words of slow burn awkward sex pollen phone sex based off the one joke line everyone always ribs newt about but apparently you can to extremely funny results.

Music, When Soft Voices Die by @kscientific

fun fact, i actually sang the song the title is from in middle school choir. anyway this is extremely cute and newt and hermann playing piano together needs to be a WAY more popular trope because this fic SOLD me.

The Stretch and Pull of Disused Hearts

this one was actually recommended to me by @skepticamoeba over on twitter, and i read it all in one sitting because it was. SO GOOD. another extremely well done depiction of hermann’s disability, and i actually really like newt’s development here in learning how to express how he wants to help hermann without coming off wrong. i admit, yeah, sometimes it’s really fucking hard to do the shit you need to do to take care of yourself, especially when spoons are in short supply, and even though hermann is technically doing the unhealthy thing here, you never feel annoyed with him because he’s written to be so so empathetic. like, yeah, there’s a fucking WAR going on! and physical limitations suck to think about! everybody gets a character arc here, and the angst and pining is HORRIFYING and so so good. if you’ve ever had to drag yourself out of bed at 3am to fix a 32 BG by chugging orange juice straight from the bottle while sweating like a christmas pig and about to pass out in the middle of the kitchen before furiously shoving pretzels and nutella in your mouth because your body is on the verge of severe hypoglycemia, or, y’know, something along the lines of that, this is for YOU.

hey jealousy by @provokiing (NSFW)

i’m fucking cryign i hate gay people so much i really do. raleigh becket RIGHTS nothing but respect for my king of allies.

oh and obviously read 3 Times Newt Was a Bad Diabetic + 1 Time Hermann Was a Good One to stan good taste and dr. anako flaerty