#sorry for my dol fans ill be back to normal in a bit

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'm gonna be back properly tomorrow, now that I'm alive again and slept off that he'll but first apologies to my dol lads cuz back on my fire emblem shit again

So the hoshido royal family has a bunch of kids, right? Same amount as the nohr royal family. Except I think that it's more customady in hoshido to have huge families and be more... Open with the entire thing with sex in general. King Garon had a bunch of kids, but even the canon does confirm he was just a rare nohrian whore with mistresses. In nohr it's more common to have one kid, especially with the scarcity of resources Nohr naturally has. Sex is seen as something kept behind doors, or to the prostitutes in the under city.

So I'm just saying every member of the Hoshido has a big ole breeding kink and a few other kids.

Like Ryoma, as we know, has a killer fucking cock, no matter how big Corrin is, will need prep. Wants more kids no matter what. Shiro doesn't get a GREAT upbringing, especially not compared to Kana, but that was because of the war. Ryo calls it quits after Kana, cus on god, that was from his stupid brain not wanting to pull out. But when the war is over? Babies.

Takumi, once you've eased his fragile ego, has a streak that dabbles in public sex but not exhibitionism. No one can look at you, but he will drag you down to the floor in the gardens at twilight while people are milling about, just to mount you, exhilaration making him rut into you like a mad man. You're stunned, and he's smug. Ask him if this was a secret fantasy and he looks amused, if a bit blushy. Offhand mentions seeing other couples yoink each other behind the cherry trees and into the grass, and always wanted to try it. Your poor Nohrian manners are shocked.

Hinoka wants kids, just have to stop blushing when she thinks of it. Wanted to try skinny dipping and invites you. She's not a femdom exactly but she's forward and the thought of skinny dipping makes her blush, but because she gets to see you. Of course it turns nasty within a few minutes with her firmly gripping your wrists, not letting you cover your mouth.

Hoshido doesn't see sex as something to be ashamed of, yknow, and so it's a topic openly discussed in areas (Izana is proof of that lmao) and it's not shameful or dirty or hidden.

It's why in Nohr it's more... Kept behind closed doors. But not in a prudish way.

I firmly believe the three eldest royals from each family have lost their virginity already by the time the game starts. While in Hoshido it's just cuz yknow, they're taught about it, they have their sweethearts which might fade over time. In the Nohrian family, it's more like high cost prostitues, lucky maids, and friends that are quickly discarded.

In Nohr, sex is a powerplay, shown perfectly by Garon's own mistresses using their children to climb the social ladder, shunning Azura, etc.

So it's more... Power play kinks.

Camilla, obviously, maternal Femdom. Very loving, pleasure dom, but still. Wants you to beg for her, whine, as she toys with you. Kisses any tears of frustration away, praises and coos at you, but this way she can fully express all of her love for you. Playing with your body and healing her heart as you beg for her tirelessly.

Xander is very private. Very private. Doesn't stop him from being a degenerate. If there's anything he learned from his father, that he can be a beloved ruler (until an old god trots along, but shhh) and still be like... A open concubine collecter. Xander is monogamous but Yknow, dad was a freak beyond collecting women. Bit more into restraining you and making you ride him. Soft flesh squeezed between ropes and binds, your stuttering hips struggling to maintain a rythym,and that's how he likes it. Wants to be the dominant one, likes having the guiding role, murmuring that you're doing so well, making him feel so good. Having you deepthroat him as he bucks his hips, "just as we practised" hissed between gritted teeth.

Leo is by far more possessive. Xander's little soldier isn't with his big brother, they're with him, shivering naked in his room while he remains fully clothed as working his gloved fingers into their poor hole. Camilla's personal dress up doll isn't in her lap, they're in his, returning his own bite marks. Wants you at his mercy, finally in power after all those years of feeling inferior, and you're begging for him. Wants to feel all your lust and love for him, but not in the soft way Camilla desired. Needs you crying and clinging and begging that you'll do anything, just stop teasing you.

The distinction between Hoshido and Nohr's culture is this:

In Nohr the noble kink parties are more commonplace. Maids and sex workers in thin costumes, prepped so anyone could grab them and mount them. Its power, it's masks, it's getting a riding crop off a tray and choosing your favourite and smacking the back of their thighs. Workers who got in trouble, tied to posts and the back of sofas, to be mounted at anyone's leisure.

In Hoshido, there's... How to say this. Friendly orgies. A platonic threesome with your friend and their significant other. Sex shops, openly free love. I'm sorry, but it's like that one Finnish tweet. "Americans are weird about sex because they never saw their grandma's boobs in the sauna". Nudity is not shameful or directly linked to sex.

And this is why you don't play Conquest, Birthright and then Revelation all in a row while fighting a fever.