#sorry for ramble but I just grrr I hate people who don’t get these guys

[psychrodraws]

Honestly I’m so glad this DLC showed how much the Zero Crew- sorry, Nemona Survivors Club- all love each other. Do people still think Arven doesn’t like Nemona and Penny, and vice versa? Like, Arven’s entire thing is that he’s cold and distant to people he doesn’t know very well and kinda struggles to show how much he cares abt the people he loves. If you played through all of Path of Legends without realizing that like. Did you play it blindfolded.

[thebookventureroftroy]

My ramblings on Shadowhunters S02E01: The Guilty Blood

Aaand we’re back. You have no idea how impatient I was to finally watch this episode. Especially with all the gifs appearing on my dash from people who get to watch it before me. Grrr I’m so jealous.

Anyway, I didn’t plan on doing a fullscale rambling this season but turns out I have a lot of em. That’s just how keen I am.

You know the drill. SPOILERS below.

Huh. I don’t even remember that valentine in the library scene. Guess I should’ve gone back and watched that last episode before diving in to S2. Oh well.

Oh, i remember the evil speech though

“JOIN ME BLAH BLAH BLAH *cuts to everyone dead. whoops

wtf is Clary doing there? No way would she just run onto the ship without being seen.

#its a trick

…I don’t think that’s Clary. 

“whoops just killed a random. oh well”

KNEW IT! Jace is so gullible

hate to break it to  you, Shadowhunters. But you really need to find a new opening theme song. 

yaay Lydia

eeeee he said Alexander. 

Alec just blew off Magnus after yelling at everyone. well then.

 I mean, I love him, but I forget he’s also a jerk sometimes.  

Oh. phew. He’s apologising *goes back to forgetting he’s a jerk (he’s only slightly a jerk, I don’t really hold it against him)

As I was writing that he forgot he was supposed to be apologizing and now he’s yelling again. this is why we love him, right?

LUKE! YAAAY

SIMON WHOOOOOOO

ahahaha Simon trying to hide his teeth from Jocelyn. What a dweeb. Lool and now she’s all like “of course you would be so dumb”

Ewwww go back to your book, Aldertree! No one wants you here.

Dammit he actually looks quite charming. 

“Valentine will never break him” -cuts to Jace getting the crap beaten out of him. MY GOD THESE JUMP TRANSITIONS ARE BRILLIANT. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. 

(But seriously, hurry up and save him, guys)

Ohhhhh Aldertree is meeting with Clary. I hate this already

I can’t quite make out what kind of accent he has there. Can’t believe I’m saying this, but I need more scenes with him to figure it out. 

……Valentine is making spaghetti. This is too weird.

…pretty sure playing with knives was the first thing you taught him, Valentine.

*painful hesitation “It’s because I *chokes back vomit* love you son” *shudders -  so believable

are they…no they wouldn’t reveal that this soon. 

OMG THEY’RE DOING THE WHOLE DEMON BLOOD THING SO EARLY

Mind you, there was plenty of cut/pasting going on in the last season too, so I shouldn’t be so surprised. At least they’re not dragging it out. 

Guys. Alec and Magnus are fighting again. Alec is such a jerk

He’s like “Mag-ah forget it”

Ugh Aldertree is such a dick.

HE JUST KICKED OUT LUKE. WHAT AN ASSHOLE

It’s like kind of British, right? But like, not british

I hate aldertree so much. Even morre then I ever hated him in the book.

Fiine I looked it up, and he is British. he is also only a few years older than me. huh. 

HANG ON I just remembered that it’s supposed to be Imogen Herondale making everyone’s lives miserable instead of Aldertree. Wonder why they didn’t just bring her back. 

MAYBE THEY’RE GOING TO REVEAL WHO JACE IS WHILE SHE’S STILL ALIVE. I’m so down for that. 

Even Jocelyn’s pissing me off.

I was going to harp on Luke for encouraging Simon to chase after Clary and then I remembered that they still think Jace and Clary are related so he has no reason not to. dammit.

oooooh Simon’s in trouble

(seriously, though, why did Luke just leave him there. 

HE’S TRYING TO JEDI MIND TRICK THEM WHAT A DWEEB LOOOOOL

oh yeah, the demon blood thing.

jesus Valentine is such an asshole. 

oooh training sequence (actually this is one of the few sneak peak things I actually watched)

goodie now Alec gets to fight with Marys. Leave no one out, Alec. 

OMG IT’S CLARY. That one actually got me. Although i suppose I did find it odd that Aldertree would ever just show up to find Luke.

Don’t believe you, Jocelyn. Even book you wouldn’t help Clary run into danger

#knew it. Clary is also gullible

Alec’s trying to apologize again. 

He’s really sorry, guys. I think we should forgive him.

magnus doesn’t want to hear about your other boyfriend, Alec.

“Also, you’re getting better at apologies”

awwww he’s been working on it. 

And I’m squeeing. Dammit

GUYS ITS ONLY BEEN WEEKS WHAT EVEN

phew dodged that bullet simon

Do you think Magnus really needed Alec shirtless for this? Or was it just an added bonus

Ugh. Not all vampires are nice. I forget

Marys is so embarrassed by her children. lol

Dom Sherwood certainly has the moral struggling thing down pact. I’m not even cringing a little.

NOO HE ACTUALLY KILLED HER. I’M SO SAD

I am literally too shocked that Jocelyn tried to kill her apparent son to make too much comment on this.

So do you reckon Malec are going to be fighting a lot this season or what? Coz I’m not sure I can take much more of this sadness.

But anyway, the previously on kind of jumped out at me, and the opening  credit song needs changing.  Other than that it was a pretty good episode. Even though Malec are squabbling all the time, I still love them, and the real apology scene was adorable. I love you guys. And Any time Simon is on screen is a delight. I knoww I went on a lot about him last season but I love him even more in the show than I do in the books. Actually, I pretty much like all of these characters better in the show.

I JUST WANT THEM TO END THE CLACEST THING ALREADY AND WE’RE NOT EVEN UP TO THE DUMB LOVE TRIANGLE. (p.s. I am not at all looking forward to Climon. They were so adorable together in this episode and it’s going to break my heart how much more he loves her than she loves him. He doesn’t deserve that heartbreak).

Oh, and Aldertree is a dick. But you knew that already. I HATE THIS WAITING A WEEK FOR THE NEXT EPISODE NONSENSE WHY CAN’T WE JUST HAVE THEM ALL NOW. jokes we shouldn’t do that, I’d use up all my data bingeing it and not sleep.