#sorry it took me legit so long

[tht0nesimp]

ANYTHING WITH YANDERE BRUCE YAMADA I BEG 🙇‍♀️

TAKE UR TIME BTW <333

Tee hee I’m in my fall girl era tw: He’s soft and fluffy but might throttle your throat, isolation, insecurities(?), golden boy, 70s-80s

“What do you mean?” He tilts his head to the left like a kitten, “I mean…I just think we should spend a bit more time apart!” You love him—truly, you adore him— but it’s getting to be too much for you

The constant snuggling, Hand holding, social events, parties, sport games, and every other activity he insists you participate in is wearing you out. So after a few months of the never ending behaviors, you just had to tell him it needed to stop now because you can’t handle it anymore

“I guess we can cut out every Wednesday dates…keep Friday dates…” he plans as if you weren’t even there “And I guess you don’t have to go to EVERY soccer practice, but I want you at the games!” He gives that golden smile and pushes a tuft of hair out of your face with his gentle touch—he was always warm, making him amazing to touch— his smile was a bit more accomplished than normal

You huffed, slightly offended he didn’t even ask about your opinion on the subject before deciding what was going to change. “I guess that works, but for me being such a great girlfriend…maybe we could go to some special fall event?” Bruce smiles “I’ll figure it out, baby, don’t worry!” “Thank you, golden boy~“ Bruce smirks at your teasing and pokes you in the side, resulting in a giggle from you and a chuckle from Bruce. “Your welcome, Golden girl!” His typical bubbly personality was back in a flash, he always seemed to know how to fix things

he was so perfect, god were you lucky to have such a cute boy like you. Even if he was a bit much—even if he coerces forces you into coming to everything he does— sometimes you just couldn’t help but get frustrated, but that’s okay, because Bruce is always ready to help sort things out

You dont really mind him taking the lead in your relationship because you were never too great at social situations. And anytime you feel like people only wanna be around you to get to bruce he's always there to assure you that you'll always have him

But is that really a good thing? so you try not to think about it too much, you just think about what your going to wear to wherever he ends up taking you. He always liked you in green because it was his teams color

You continue to contemplate it as you walk back home, ignoring the way bruce glares at a boy who looks at you for a bit too long, ignoring the way his grip gets just a bit tighter around your hand

He was perfect, and out of your league, but you managed to end up with him and in the end, thats all that matters to you to him.

[maraschinotopped]

undertale yellow. clutches head in anguish.

[homecomingvn]

Although long overdue, Sandy + Eli now have 'actual' Spotify Covers ^^

(+ so does Nico too ig 🧍🏻)

[creez-un-compte]

Hi sorry for burging in . I need your helping Please if you can be able to extend a hand for me,that would be much appreciate. I'm $800,needed pls🙏 . I need to save my blood sugar and afford living expenses It’s $800. I plead for your little donations. I'll really appreciate your help❤️please help me with your little donation or share🙏

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[cookinguptales]

I generally spend summers out west visiting with my parents because it's much colder out there, which is better for my chronic illnesses. I figure that there's nothing much keeping me here during the summer, especially because it's not really safe for me to go outside when it's hot, so until something comes up that makes traveling for long periods less attractive (like a job that requires me to stay put, a partner, home renovations, etc.) I'm gonna keep doing it.

But brooooo the only thing that makes me occasionally consider staying here for the summer is plants. When I used to stay here during the summer, before my parents moved to California, I used to grow the most beautiful plants. I have this raised garden bed that I got when I first moved in and I've never really gotten to use it because I'm just never here during a full growing season anymore.

I have grow shelves in my office and that's nice, but it's nothing compared to actually being able to grow tomatoes and stuff in my garden. And OH if I were able to use that space out there to get a little apple tree! One of the self-pollinating ones with multiple varieties! Or one of the dwarf peach/nectarine combos...

I'd cry!

But those things need a little babying and I'm just not here enough to do it properly. Which is sad, because gardening is actually pretty good for my mental health. And while I love my parents' area, a lot of fruiting plants just do not do well in that environment. I love the plants that are there, but every time we've tried to do tomatoes or cucumbers or something, they just do not thrive at all. Way too cold and gray. We can grow pea pods, but I hate pea pods...

*staring into space daydreaming about franken fruit trees because someone on my dash had the misfortune to reblog something about plant grafting*

[icewindandboringhorror]

Everytime I face a new character limit on a website that didn't have them before/used to have really long ones... AUGHHhhh the modern social media world was not made for people like me (lovers of details, rambling, elaboration, thorough explanation, and nuance)

[gradient-jeremy-asks]

Playlist 4 u, short bc i barely conjured it up yesterday

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2mFr7CsJY3QAHWYnrxdPxm?si=0YRQzDsvTgO7a5Q8DSeqYg&pi=u-HXrT_v2WTT6l

ITRESED OMG AND I LISTEN TO HALLLFFFF OF THESE TOO AND I HAVE LIKE A FEW I’M A BIG FAN OF TOM LEHRER TOO HIS MUSIC IS PRETTY UNDERRATED BESIDES MASOCHISM TANGO I LITERALLY SQUEALED AT PHANTOM OF THE OPERA JUST GOD I LOOOVE THAT MUSICAL SM WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE IT’S JUST OMG MY LOOOOVE CANNOT BE EXPRESSED FOR THIS TY TY TY TY!!!!

ROB ZOMBIE, ICP OMG I LOVE THEM !!!!! I ACTUALLY WROTE SOME OF MY OWN SONGS THAT I THINK FIT THEM BUT TOTALLY OKAY IF YOU DON’T PUT THEM I JUST WANT TO SHARE ABOUT HOW THESE FIT THEM IMO!! YOU DID ACTUALLY ADDED A COUPLE I THOUGHT FIT THEM

But seriously tysm this means so much to me i’m very glad you love Vampire Jeremy! And ofc Unpleasant that little stinker

I won’t really go into depth on how these fit them unless people ask maybe then lmao

People Eater -Sodikken

Choke - I DON’T KNOW HOW THEY FOUND ME

Binomi - Maretu

Doctor Doctor -UFO

You Spin Me Around (Like a Record.) - Dead or Alive

Good Ol Fashion lover boy -Queen

Can’t Help Falling in Love - Elvis Presley

All my Loving - The Beatles

Oh boy! - Buddy Holly & The Chirping Crickets (Very underrated classic rock band please give them attention.)

Enjoy the silence - Depesche Mode

I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend - Hot Freaks

Once More to See You -Mistki

Once Upon a Dream - Lana Del Ray

The Master’s Song -Dracula Musical

Feed Me(Git It.) - Little Shop of Horrors

Confrontation - Jekyll and Hyde

Wild Side - Ali

Who can It Be Now - Men at Work

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor (Only real ones fw this.)

(I just realized with typing all of this I could’ve just made a whole ass playlist 💀 ……. whatever bro.)

[anoddopal]

Art Trade for @sshoujo-ais ; ft. Serana and Tahiri!! 🧛‍♀️ 🐺

(Transparent BG version/Meme Inspiration under cut! ⬇️)

[that-one-guy-called-rey]

just finished reading mockingjay and I’m feeling too many things again also I forgot that books can be good actually

[thegreatbeyondmp3]

bro it sucks so much to have to go to work when you're sick

[whonsper]

the posts you put on my dash combined with talking with a friend in the common room have convinced me to check out qsmp. i Have to have the context

SCREAMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TL;DR yaoi island. everyone is gay, they have eggs, some of them die, theres so much drama, i swear everyones out to kill quackity.

alright disclaimer! i have not watched many vods! most if not all of my information comes from livebloggers, clips, various things i see on my dash, as well as a couple discord servers im in. another disclaimer! i only speak english so I don't follow the spanish streamers as much, and ive only watched three streams (one of quackitys, one of slimecicles, and one of wilburs) so my info is skewed off of those

so! qsmp is an smp made by quackity originally containing 7 english speaking streamers and 7 spanish speaking streamers (+quackity who is bilingual), a place they could meet and play together.

they arrive on trains to the luxury vacation destination, Quesadilla Island, where they've been split into two random teams, and noticeably there is a huge wall separating the teams. each team, consisting of both english and spanish speakers, must work together and solve puzzles before the sun rises, they get a message from a mysterious duck telling them what they can and cannot do, such as push the big red button on the wall, which they obviously do. The chunk of wall explodes, and everyone can now meet and mingle!

Everyone breaks off into groups, houses get built and people are starting to Minecraft! A community forms by the name of Ciudad de Sacapuntas (city of pencil sharpeners (wilbur really likes the word sacapuntas)), and is built into the wall, where the explosion went off. Another neighborhood is built north of that, on a river front, and theres a whole battle over the english vs spanish side, whos where, its all very funny and theres so many deaths. Other things happen, such as the terrorization from Osito Bimbo who keeps jump scaring people to take their survey

time skip cuz i stopped following for a couple days but they got eggs! everyone went to the adoption center and were paired off (one english, one spanish) to adopt a "kid" together which was just a dragon egg. the pairings were elmariana and slimecicle, philza and missa sinfonia, jaiden animations and roier, foolish and vegetta777, dantdm and maximus, fitmc and spreen, with single parents badboyhalo and quackity.

along with these eggs, the new parents now have daily tasks to do with their egg, such as giving them a new food to try, or going fishing together. as the smp goes on these get harder and more dangerous, such as exploring a dungeon together or slaying mobs.

the first egg death is when mariana misclicks his daughter, juanaflippa. literally, stepped away from his computer irl, sat back down and accidentally clicked on her bed after she had been put to sleep, the bed disappears due to a glitch. BOOM first death. slimecicle goes on a rage induced murderous rampage (doesn't kill any eggs).

a trial is arranged, mariana thinks its both of them appealing to get their daughter back. slime is trying to gain custody of juanaflippa and divorce mariana. by the end theyre sentenced to ten minutes in jail (which they escape) and court mandated couples therapy, and get juanaflippa back. all is good!

slime takes juanaflippa out to spend time with her, they go pick up tilin and slime tries his best to make the day enjoyable for both tilin and juanaflippa. while fighting mobs, he accidentally hits tilin with sweeping edge, killing her. roier is there immediately, saying he's going to jail forever and this was unforgivable. charlie exiles himself after saying goodbye to juanaflippa, saying he wont come back until he makes it right. later that same day, mariana took juanaflippa to a dungeon as part of a mission, and while fighting mobs, also hit her with sweeping edge and killed her.

quackity mourns the death of his child, vowing to kill slimecicle for killing his child, and resents wilbur for not being there for his child (wilbur and quackity were supposed to be paired). he buries himself next to tilins bed inside the grave.

there's a funeral for all the dead eggs, slimecicle climbs out of the ground to attack lil j (the devil who promised him the life of tilin or juanaflippa back, cant remember sorry). the parents of the dead eggs get to see their children one last time, its very heartfelt and wholesome

wilbur shows up on the qsmp, after being away for touring (irl, first time back in nearly a month). he finds and begrudgingly adopts his own egg which he names tallulah. they build a house and bond until wilbur sees quackity, they talk and quackity angrily and chaotically takes wilbur on a tour of the island to see what he's missed. they end at tilin's grave, with wilbur trying to console quackity and say it wasn't his fault tilin was dead. quackity gets wilbur to agree to help him kill slimecicle (without him realizing it was slimecicle). tallulah goes to stay with phil and chayanne when wilbur is offline.

quackity opens a school for the eggs, and its suspected to be a ploy to murder them without their parents presence, but a couple parents show up, as well as chayanne threatens to kill him, and also someone disguised themselves as an egg? not sure about that one, but the lessons were math and art, with all the eggs drawing pictures that were very cute and i loved them. no eggs were harmed, quackity held tallulah back at the end of class and made sure nothing was bothering her, telling her he'd take care of her.

quackity is seen spying on wilbur and tallulah's home, which he says is because he wants to learn from them how to be a better parent because he had obviously failed with tilin (he's also wearing booty shorts but thats irrelevant, just funny). wilbur accepts he's grieving and tallulah helps console him.

slimecicle, grieving, disguises himself as an egg and adopts quackity as his dad, and the two go about with the mission to rob other people. quackity ends up abandoning the new egg, whose name is gegg, gegg tries to get wilbur to adopt him, then has a nice heartwrenching conversation with chayanne

the daily missions get more dangerous as time goes on, chayanne and tallulah lose a life (which gets reversed and written off as a nightmare due to unfair buffs to the mobs) as well as dapper (i believe also written off as a nightmare?). leo got killed by a whale at some point, taking her down to one life as well, after being pardoned for a similar "nightmare" (what is it with these fucking scaling issues man??)

the streamers are told the eggs have six days left, and the countdown begins to sunday, today! (yesterday? its like 1am lol) the streamers wake up to their eggs gone, beds disappeared. they worry, theres something about a strip club, the newest batch of streamers, the Greater Brazilian Polycule, come in, and eventually the streamers are reunited with their eggs. the eggs now have cracks in their shells, can no longer wear armor, and seem heavily traumatized.

also as a little side note: slimecicle and mariana had gay sex i believe 4 times? canonical gay sex to clocks by coldplay, twice being after each time their daughter died. truly The cringefail husbands of all times <3

also the brazilians were given their own egg to share. who died within an hour and is now down to one life.

[sspaz1000]

5,4,3,2,1

Um yes I know that I’m like a week late in getting to this, but this is the first time I’ve been on my laptop in a hot minute. 

Rules: post the top 5 works you’re most proud of that you released in 2022 (not necessarily your most popular), your top 4 current WIPs that you’re excited to release in the new year, your top 3 biggest improvements in your writing over the past year, your top 2 resolutions (ways you wish to improve your writing/blog) for the new year, and your number 1 favorite line you’ve written this year!

Tagged by @smblmn thank you for the tag!

5 works (in no particular order):

Suit 

Volunteer - My first drabble. Impressed with myself that I did it. And keep doing it. 

You just wanna feel what can’t be known - Kinky smut. And the only thing that I wrote in 2022 over 100 words. And probably most of that was started in 2021 for that Kinktober, lol. 

Burst: Whump Edition

Bargain/Blanket - My only non D&P work and you can definitely tell cause it got no love, lol. 

4 WIPs

These are among the ones I want to finish for sure:

I have the expanded drabble of Patrick and the Deer drabble completed. Need to look it over, and it definitely needs a beta because I did it during NaNo so it’s most likely very sloppy

Expanded piece on Jewelry drabble about Patrick

I have a Happy New Year prompt written in a notebook and a couple others from that Creative Writing Prompts tumblr. My goal was to write all 31 prompts and then you know tendinitis. I’d like to type them up and get them posted. 

Also I have a David and Patrick try cooking a recipe that one of you lovely people gave me for Instant Pot Crack Chicken. 

3 improvements in my writing

Hahahahahahhahaha, I know I shouldn’t be self deprecating, but yeah, not sure my writing has improved any?

Getting better at noticing when I’m switching tenses. 

Knowing I can write a drabble even if it isn’t that good. I can get my point across in 100 words. 

Um I genuinely don’t know a third thing? 

2 writing resolutions

Taking my time to tell the whole story. Actually finishing it. 

Stats don’t matter.

Number 1 favorite line

I generally don’t go back and re-read my work. So I don’t know, but here’s a line from the last fic I posted in 2022. 

Patrick tries to settle for the night as he licks his lips still feeling the rub of stubble on his face.

[zoologica42]

Temperate Lake Dashboard Simulator

🐦‍⬛2xcrested_cormorant Follow Going to try and eat this weird fish

♻️🐦‍⬛2xcrested_cormorant Follow wilmdlife hopital

🐸rana-bufo Follow No one can ever truly understand what BULL4rog's music means to me 😭 this song in particular argrgrgrgrgrg the way he puffs out his vocal sack asdfghjk

BULL4rog: listen here on spotify ♻️🐸rana-bufo Follow I think I huave chytrid

🐟ilikeeatingminnowsFollow I just migrated here from finstagram please be nice

🐠powerbottomfeeder Follow

I have HAD IT with this lake, it’s the third day in a row we’ve had nitrates above 8 ppm and uug the algae, my allergies I can’t do this

♻️🐟carpy-diem Follow

Lol we regularly get nitrates up to 20 ppm in my lake ♻️🦞crawdaddy Follow uhhh you shouldn't be bragging about that, it's really unsafe ♻️🐟carpy-diem Follow suck it you little oligotrophic bitch

🐢snappturt Follow Dear Tumblr, am I the Basshole for the way I catch minnows? I was chatting with some of the guys I bask with and they said the way I catch minnows is problematic; What I do is I sit on the bottom of the lake, I hide myself in the mud and I open my mouth. My tongue looks a lot like a little worm so I wiggle it around- and because of that, minnows swim over and check it out. Once they get close enough, then I bite down and eat them. Some of my rockmates have told me that this is manipulative and toxic behavior- but they also eat minnows...I don't know guys...

🦆tree hole-nester-acorn-eater Follow

is it just me, or is this super homoerotic???

🐟bigpikexxl Follow liveblogging diving down to the bottom

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow dark

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow big log

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow rock

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow kinda cold

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow oh hi @deepwatersculpin!!!

♻️🐠deepwatersculpin Follow oh hey @bigpikexxl!!!

never thought i'd seen one of my mutuals irl!!! I didn't even know we lived in the same lake!!!

🐠Shadlad Follow I'm not sorry, and I'm not afraid to say it, if you're an introduced species, go dry yourself out. You're not welcome to eat up all of our resources and live in my ancestral longs and rock crags. These things are for us to relate to and not for you to squander.

♻️🦞crevice-steve Follow

Can't believe this type of fishcourse is still popular on this site, introduced species didn't choose to be introduced and have as much of a right to live as anyone else. Bigotry against introduced species is still bigotry and that's a hill I will dry on. ♻️🐠Shadlad Follow Go ahead, dry yourself out then ;) ♻️🪷nootnootnewt Follow Hey man, I hate invasive species as much as anyone else but please stop telling people to beach themselves for political reasons- yeah that includes inavsives too ♻️🦐typical_scud Follow Did you legit just use the word Invas*ve to describe introduced species? ♻️🦢flatfootswimmer Follow anyone in this thread eat pondweed?

♻️🐟largemouthbASS Follow A colab with my mutual @2xcrested_cormorant after they got released from the wildlife hospital. They haven't been on much since the Fish and Wildlife Service released them in the wrong lake and it took them a while to get back to their colony. We hope this guide will help you avoid accidentally eating/engaging with bait!

[set-wingedwarrior]

Hello, I am Abdul Rahman from Gaza 🍉

My family and I are trying to escape the famine and danger that is chasing us, We see death every day, my father needs urgent medical attention. Medicines are not available here 💔

Please donate to my family, and if you cannot, share the link so that it reaches people who can 🙏😔https://www.gofundme.com/f/Stand-With-AlBalawi-Family

Vetted

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

✨Sensitivity✨

I am an absolute SLUT for Luci’s wings so I wanted to write something with them :), huge thank you to @myhornybrainonlyknowsthis for the help 💖

Also I’m legit on a cruise ship rn, but @amberlouise473 knows I gotta feed y’all like I’m tossing corn to my chickens 🤣

Lucifer x f!sinner reader

Summary: You’re super curious about Lucifer’s wings, but neither of you knew how sensitive they were. You didn’t know how sensitive you could be either…

Warnings: 18+, smut, dry humping, ruined clothes, pet names, oral (f receiving), face riding, over stimulation, multiple orgasms

It was time for bed and Lucifer was still working. You knew he worked late sometimes but this seemed a little later than usual. You decided to take a look to see if he was still in his office. Sure enough, you saw him sitting down at his desk when you entered the room. But when you looked closer, you saw that he’d fallen asleep at his desk, his head resting in his arms. He looked so peaceful lying there, you almost didn’t want to disturb him. But you knew he’d feel a lot better if he actually slept in your bed instead of hunched over his desk. Quietly, you walked towards him trying not to make any loud noises that might startle him. You placed a hand on his shoulder, shaking it lightly.

“Luci?,” you whispered, “Luci, it’s time for bed, wake up sleepy head.” He moaned quietly, but your shaking didn’t seem to have done the trick. You shook his shoulder a little hard. “Luci, c’mon hon.” Nothing. You took your other hand and placed it on his other shoulder, shaking him even more. “Lucifer!,” you nearly screamed!

With that, Lucifer’s eyes shot open, pushing himself off the desk. “AAHHH!!! WHAT?!?! What’s going on?!,” he yelled. You never saw him so frazzled before, it was kind of cute. But what you really didn’t expect was to see Lucifer’s wings spring out from his back. It must have been an involuntary reaction from the shock of being woken up so suddenly. His eyes found yours and he breathed a sigh of relief.

“Oh, it’s you, darling,” he breathed. “You really scared me there! I guess I must have fallen asleep, forgive me.” You were only half listening to him at this moment, your gaze was still fixed on his angelic wings. You’d only seen them once or twice before, but never for long. It was then that Lucifer turned his head and noticed what had caught your attention. “Oh! Sorry about that, it’s a defense mechanism, as silly as that sounds. I’ll put them away-”

“No, wait!”, you shouted louder than you meant to. Lucifer cocked an eyebrow at you, not understanding why you had stopped him. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to yell. It’s just…I never get to see your wings. They’re really beautiful.”

A light blush dashed across his face, he gave you a shy smile. “O-oh, thank you! I don’t think anyone’s ever said that to me.”

“That’s a shame,” you pouted, “I think they’re incredible.” You walked closer to him to get a better look at them. Their white and red coloring were breathtaking. Their length took up almost the entirety of the room you were in, and his office was not small in the least. A tiny part of you wondered if he always had red feathers, or if they had changed after he…

Perhaps that was a question for another time.

“Are they heavy?,” you inquired.

“Oh! Umm, I don’t think so,” Lucifer pondered. “I don’t really notice if they are. I might have gotten used to them over the last 10,000 or so years.”

“Can I…touch them?,” you asked shyly, averting Lucifer’s gaze.

He smiled. “Of course, love. Let’s go back to our room, shall we?”

Lucifer’s wings disappeared for now as he gently grabbed your hand and led you out of his office. Once you reached your bedroom, he unfastened his shirt and threw it off to the side. It made you blush, even though his bare chest was not a new sight to you. Lucifer noticed your reddened face and smirked.

“It’s a little easier this way, don’t you think?,” he chuckled. He walked over to the bed and sat down, crossing his legs in the process. He tapped his thigh, offering you a seat in his lap. You smiled and wrapped your legs around his torso, straddling him. “You ready?,” he asked with a little smile. You nodded your head eagerly. In an instant, his three sets wings appeared again. You noticed something was a little different though.

“I could have sworn they were bigger,” you puzzled.

“No, you’re right, they were,” Lucifer laughed. “I can control how large or small they need to be. They might have broken something in here if they were any bigger!”

You chuckled lightly. They were even more breathtaking up close, his scarlet feathers glistened even in the dim lighting of the room. You stuck out your hands and touched the top of his first set of wings. Unexpectedly, Lucifer inhaled sharply from your touch, screwing his eyes shut. You pulled away instantly.

“Oh no!,” you gasped. “Did I hurt you? I swear I barely touched them! I’m sorry!”

Lucifer exhaled slowly and opened his eyes again. “No, no, it’s alright, love,” he cooed, “it wasn’t painful. I just didn’t expect the sensation. Let’s just say they’re…more sensitive than I originally thought.” It was only then you felt a bump forming between your legs.

Oh…OH!

You quickly caught on to what he was referring to. And having you straddle his lap probably wasn’t helping. A small smirk crept across your face. You couldn’t resist the urge to make him squirm from your touch; the thought excited you.

“Well, in that case…” you smiled slyly, reaching out for his wings once more. This time, you gave them a slightly firmer grip than before. Lucifer nearly yelped from your touch and buried his face into the crook of your neck. You ran your hands up and down the tops of his wings, almost massaging them in a way. Lucifer was unable to hold back his moans.

“You’re gonna be the death of me, sweetheart,” he panted.

You loved the sight of him bending so easily to your simple touches. You wondered if you could break him. You began to shift your hips in his lap, grinding on the now very apparent bulge in his pants. Lucifer nearly sobbed as you ground your hips against him. You moved your hands down to his second set of wings to give them some attention. You could tell he was unraveling quickly.

“D-Dear,” he choked out, “i-if you don’t stop, I’m g-gonna…f-fuck…”

His plea only made you grind against him at a faster pace while continuing to stroke his sensitive wings. At this point he couldn’t even form a coherent sentence, only broken moans and gutural sounds left his lips. You moved your hands down to his smallest set of his wings, pinching them between your fingers.

“FuckfuckfuckFUCK,” Lucifer cried out as your movements finally pushed him over the edge. He bit down on your shoulder as he came, completely ruining in pants. Once he came down from his high, he looked into your eyes, almost distraught.

“I’m…I’m so sorry,” he whimpered. “I-I didn’t think that…I didn’t mean to…” He couldn’t finish his sentence. His wings disappeared from sight as he buried his head into you chest

“Hey, hey, it’s alright,” you told him as you lifted his head up to plant a tender kiss to his lips. The small tears that had formed in his eyes fell down the side of his face, but you wiped them away with your thumbs. “Luci, please don’t apologize,” you soothed. “You never have to feel sorry for that! Did you feel good?”

Lucifer steadied his breathing, trying his best to calm down. “Yes, love, it was amazing. You’re amazing.” He lifted you off his lap and placed you on the mattress while he stood up, discarding the rest of his now filthy clothes. “But I absolutely refuse to be the only one being pleasured tonight.”

Without warning, Lucifer leaned down and crashed his lips into yours, filing your mouth with his tongue. You moaned against his lips, feeling as though you might be devoured by him. Lucifer tugged at the hem of your pajama pants, asking permission to remove them. “Mhmm,” was all you could mumble. In one swift motion, your pants had vanished and all you felt was the cool air on your legs. Lucifer brought down his fingers to your folds, loving the feeling of how wet you were for him. He captured your moan on his lips, but suddenly pulled his fingers away, leaving you to whine in protest.

Lucifer broke your kiss and brought his soaked finger to his lips, tasting your sweet nectar. “Mmm, you always taste so delectable, darling,” he marveled. You couldn’t help but blush at his words, he knew just what buttons to press when it came to you. He crawled back up on the bed and laid flat on his back, his head propped up by the pillows. “Come have a seat, sweetheart,” he teased as he pointed to his coy smiling face.

Your face became extreme hot as you crawled towards the demon king. You made your way on top of him and came to a halt when your dripping cunt hovered right above Lucifer’s eager smile.

“A meal fit for a king, truly,” he laughed as he dug his face into your aching pussy. You nearly screamed as his forked tongue worked his magic along your slit. He devoured you, making sure every inch of you was consumed. His lips found your clit and started to kiss and suck at it. He’d only just started and you were ready to snap.

“O-Oh my God, Lucifer, shhhiiittt, I’m so close…s-s-so close…,” you whined.

“God can’t hear you down here, angel,” he teased you before continuing to lap at your folds. He made quick work of you, the knot in your stomach threatening to snap at any moment.

“Fuuuuccckkkk, imcummingIMCUMMIMG,” you screamed as you finally felt your walls clench and spasm around nothing. Lucifer happily swallowed your juices as your orgasm started to recede. You tried to lift yourself up off Lucifer’s face, but he kept a firm grip on your legs.

“I’m not done with you, love,” he chuckled. With a snap of his fingers, golden shackles formed around your ankles, the chain hooked underneath Lucifer’s back. A twisted look of fear and passion flashed across your face. You were trapped.

“L-Luci…what are you-” you tried to asked but were cut off by another long lick up your sensitive cunt. A gutural moan escaped your mouth, you still hadn’t fully recovered from your orgasm.

“I thought it would only be fair to ruin you, since you ruined my clothes,” he chastised playfully. “But if at any time it becomes too much for you, tell me and I’ll let you go immediately, okay?”

“Al-Alright,” you stuttered, trembling from the anticipation.

Lucifer hummed against your lower lips. “I’ll make this a little easier for you, sweetheart.” You saw Lucifer’s form start to change beneath you. His horns had erupted from his head while his eyes shifted to a deep red and gold color with onyx irises. “Something for you to hold onto,” he murmured sensually.

Tentatively, you took hold of his horns and braced yourself for his next move. You didn’t have to wait long before you felt his tongue attacking your cunt once more. The grip you had on his horns could have torn your skin clean off with how tight you were holding them while he nipped and sucked your overstimulated clit. Before you knew it, your second orgasm hit you even harder than the first. Then your third, your fourth, your cunt was getting absolutely abused by Lucifer who hadn’t shown any signs of slowing down since he started. After your fifth orgasm washed over you, your legs had given out from under you, completely collapsing on top of Lucifer.

“No more…,” you begged. “No more, please…”

Lucifer snapped his fingers and the shackles around your ankles disappeared in an instant. You conjured up the remainder of your strength to push yourself off him and roll over onto your side, an absolutely breathless mess. You could hardly keep your eyes open. You could feel yourself losing consciousness until Lucifer pulled you flush to his chest.

“You did so well, my dear,” he murmured against your ear. “Are you alright? Do you need anything?”

“Sleep…” was all you could muster. Lucifer chuckled lightly, kissing your cheek ever so softly.

“Goodnight, love,” you heard him whisper as he wrapped his arms around you and pulled you close. It was the best sleep you ever had.

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“I just think they’re neat!” - Me w/ Lucifer’s wings also Lucifer inventend pussy eating, this is fact, ALSO also something something handlebar horns

[waokevale]

Introducing Follower gang!

There. Finally did all the Bishops follower designs!

The 7 deadly sins

And some other follower gang, done with lineart this time because the other 2 pieces made me lose my soul for how long they took.

(Also a small HC if I may: Dr. Sozonius is trapped inside the mushroom on Sozos head, while the actual mushroom is controlling his body)

+ some more doodles

Info about the 7 Sins and more doodles below:

Jeg represents Greed - he was one of the first of Lamb's followers. (At first, it was very difficult for Lambert to indoctrinate people, due to their inexperience, this guy was like the 5th or so) Jeg has...a very specific personality to say the least, yet the Lamb can't help but be fond of him. They eventually nominate him the Tax enforcer role and...That might've been the worst decision of their life. But they did not take the role away. Jeg acts smug 24/7 and relishes in his new power, but deep down, dudes pretty insecure, ( but don't tell anyone!) He used to have a huge crush on the lamb, but then Narinder and eventually the other bishops came, and since their leader was for some reason head over heels for the ex god of death, Jeg grew bitter and often got into fights with Nari, as well as charging him and his other siblings more than the average follower. Though he's mostly mellowed out since then.

Brash represents Gluttony They despise Helob, since they used to fight for "food" a lot, and eventually Brash got really injured and was found by the Lamb. She tried to eat them, but was quickly disarmed. Despite this, they decided to spare him and bring his sorry ass back to the cult to indoctrinate. They were very cunning and didn't trust the lamb either, but eventually they cooled off and accepted the new life. She still eats people tho, just not from the cult, otherwise jail or *worse*

Yara represents Pride She is one of the core followers. She's very strict and somewhat self-centered, she likes things done her way, or if not her way, the lambs way. Period. No one else can boss her around or even give a helpful advice. She's actually a pretty stand up deer, and despite being incredibly stubborn still makes a good friend. She gets along with most people though Brash annoys her, since he keeps snatching body parts off corpses. She has always been extremely devoted to the lamb and will be annoyed if any follower dissents and tries to preach against them. She wasn't surprised in the slightest when they eventually took down all the bishops.

Thorn represents Envy He had a pretty terrible life before the cult. When he was brought in, she was bitter about her newfound situation. He wasn't very trusting of the lamb and thought they expected something out of her (which technically they did, but it's just work). He envies the fools who are so oblivious and just do everything as they're told and let their lives be guided by some amateur god. Similar to the other two, he puts on a mask, He often acts overly saccharine to hide his true feelings, but doesn't have any bad intentions. (Most of the time) She does genuinely like some people, but others, he only pretends to like to appease the lamb or to blackmail them. He hates when the people he actually cares about are threatened.

Jermo represents Wrath Jermo absolutely does not trust anyone. Similar to Thorn, and most other followers tbh, their life was absolutely horrible prior to the cult. They trusted some people, they got betrayed, and almost died several times because of it. It was extremely difficult for the lamb to make them stop dissenting. They legit had to give them the loyalty necklace in order for them to finally stop dissenting. Jermo keeps getting into fights with other followers, because they feel as though everyone is always against them or is constantly judging them. (They're technically not wrong) They've died 5 times, because they keep getting into fights with other followers. Lamb strongly considered keeping them dead, but decided to challenge themself with them (also they're too cuddly to just be killed off) Despite their many, *many* flaws, Thorn has a huge crush on them, since he's one of the people who managed to see their soft side. Jermo, deep, deep, deep down actually cares a lot, but they've been hurt too much by everyone, so they retaliate for the same stuff to not repeat.

Herett represents Lust At some point, she passingly heard about the cult and since it seemed like a peaceful place from the rumors (and also had hot people in it) she eagerly joined in. She's usually in the kitchen area, if not hanging around the love tent or babysitting some kids. She crushes on almost everyone, but for some reason she hates Kallamar (legit in my actual game she rejected him so hard, despite having the lustful trait and not caring prior)

Mateo represents Sloth Is perhaps the 1st or 2nd of Lambs followers, so they're absolutely not letting go of him, dudes lived 4 long lives and is tired of it, he keeps switching jobs since with age he's been slacking off more. He's currently stuck as a janitor (he hates it) He's also one of the few people who managed to befriend Jermo, his mellow, don't care attitude is somewhat comforting to them. Aside that, he gets along with almost everyone, as best as he can at least.

Not much else to say about the gang in the third pic but Riley and Dannie are platonic bffs and were forced to babysit kids when the lamb was crusading. The lamb was a little incompetent here to give carnivores children to take care of, but thankfully they actually managed to be good with them and got used to being on nanny duty.

The capybara (Beige) is a retired teacher and adopted a little owlet to take care of (Chip)

While Femur is our below yellow cat, and that's my HC name for him. He's a gatherer here.