#sorry.

[yangjeongin]

😡😡😡

[coldasyou]

dashboard simulator: countdown on taylor's website

💋 tayisbae13

we're getting a double album in 5 minutes

💋 tayisbae13

we're getting a double album in 3 minutes

💋 tayisbae13

we're getting a double album in 1 minute

💋 tayisbae13

you guys actually thought there'd be a double album 😂

🎵 swiftielife

taylor swift is such a weird and vile woman

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🥀 notaswiftie

they really made that firefighter bi huh

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👻 arandomspnblog

here's how destiel can still win

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🤔 onagainoffagainswiftie

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🐸 swiftieeeeeeee

who the fuck buys single CDs

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🖤 soitgoesmp3

REPUTATION TV AT MIDNIGHT

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[pixxyofice]

I've helped you. I've only been here to help. and now that you got your happy ending, now that you're free, now that you got the very thing I longed for after so long, I think you should return the favor. Help me!

Help me (by giving me the life you just won). Help me (I don't feel like I have a purpose any longer). Help me (the thing that kept us going was having a goal and now both of us don't have that, isn't it better?) (I don't truly want to take it from you I just want it, too)

[transmutationisms]

late 19th-early 20th century socialists spinning in their graves when they see tumblr users in 2024 thinking reddit dot com invented "guy trying to do eugenics in a not nazi way"

[kshff]

"you cant make out with a transmission tower what the fuck" keep suckig those megtal beamZFFZZTFZTVVZFZTZF⚡⚡⚡

[theallegedbird]

that magnus sure is protocoling..

[smilepebble]

this summer...

everyone's favorite knight...

is coming to the big screen

*cuts to Ganondorf voiced by Steve Carell* What a bummer!

*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY

*Link wakes up giddy for the moning as Zelda tells him he needs to help her save Hyrule, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, the camera pans to his bedroom that is decked out in posters of Korok clinging to a branch that say “hang in there” and assorted references, Zelda clears her throat loudly*

"I SAID… you are to assist me with saving Hyrule!"

Link, voiced by Jim Parsons "Well, EXCUUUSE ME Princess...”

one knight will find himself

Link "what?! the Triforce of Power?"

and maybe a Legendary Sword

Link "and that Ganondorf has it?”

but first he has to find his courage

Ganondorf: "It’s not a snuggie!"

*turns to a group of bokoblins* "does this cloak make my butt look big?”

*the bokoblins all shake their head in sync*

and the wisdom...

Zelda, voiced by Emma Roberts "all I want to do is seal Ganon but this GREEN DORK" *punches Link in the shoulder* "KEEPS GETTING DISTRACTED”

this summer is going to be

*montage of slap stick*

*Ganondorf twerking*

Link "aaawkward"

this summer is going to be...

*dance party ending montage that takes place in Castle Town and shows Ganondorf as a ghost sealed away in a cartoonist ghost cage*

*Impa doing the whip & nae nae*

"LIIIIIIIIT"

THIS SUMMER IS GOING TO BE...!

*montage of every time they say "legendary" in the movie*

LEGENDARY

The Legend of Zelda.

Link, off screen "heeey, why don't I get to be in the title?!"

[tiktaalic]

let's all talk about supernatural. i'll start. in 2009 kim manners told misha collins it was gay to sit on a bed. due to the lack of distance. he was right. and misha collins did it anyway. what followed was 12 years of television subject to different directors writers and actors all with different opinions on the subject of whether or not dean and castiel were gay. because of this rotating list of minds and directions the messages you receive are varied. but crucially. there is groundwork laid in closeups. standing five feet apart in bobby's kitchen filmed as if they're face to face. across the room from each other in tmwwbk but cuts between close up to close up. now you could easily argue that camerawork that rejects this method is trying to convey a different message of less empathy. but. we are not working only with camera work that conveys distance. we're working with a foundation of intimate conversations filmed as intimate closeups . followed by intimate conversations filmed with yards and yards between them. for an amv i was trying to use the s8 talk where cas is sitting on the bed and dean walks over sits down and says talk to me and i eventually had to scrap it because they're never in the same frame. i was going frame by frame in that scene trying to get maybe three seconds where you can see both of them but you never can. in the scene where dean sits a foot away and asks. what's wrong. you can tell me. you can talk to me. and cas proceeds to bare his soul. which is one of two things: bad directing, or purposeful directing. bad directing requires us to operate under the assumption that people who work on supernatural are bad at their jobs (likely). purposeful directing requires us to operate under the assumption that people who work on supernatural are good at their jobs, and given an intimate conversation, looked for ways to dilute the emotion in it, and did so. this is also likely. when supernatural shows me castiel telling dean i love you, and does it with shoddy camerawork, they are practicing tell not show. they are turning to the camera and telling me. this means nothing. disregard this. dont you see how they're a good court length apart from each other. doesn't this distance make you feel like you should interpret this with a platonic lens. but what they are showing me. is castiel telling dean winchester. i love you. which comes across even through the janky disjointed shots. the diluted effect still has an outsized emotional impact. so my takeaway is not. well i guess this means nothing. it is. i see the tricks you are trying to use on me. and they dont work on me because i know how to interpret storytelling and i'm not young and shiny and stupid. my takeaway is . wow. dean and cas., are in love for real, and they put it on my screen, and i am going to plant dynamite in director richard speight's home

[rahabs]

If I keep seeing people (largely Americans and Canadians, let’s be real) 1:1 compare the Israel-Palestine conflict to the colonialisation of Canada and America I might actually explode. As a First Nations woman with multiple history degrees and a law degree I can tell you with certainty that from every angle it is an utterly asinine and disingenuous comparison that doesn’t work, at all. The fact that people often cast Palestinians in the role of “poor oppressed colonised people” and Israel/Jews as a whole in the role “evil oppressive white coloniser” just makes it even worse, especially since Jews have lived in and occupied Israel before both Islam and Christianity even existed. So if you really want to play the “who was there first game” and boil everything down to that, I promise you, Jewish people will win that game, as they were there for thousands of years before the idea of Islam was even a glimmer in Muhammed’s eye.

[astronomodome]

CAFFEINATED ☕️😵 ANIMATED 😼 REDSTONE INNOVATOR ⚙️✨ MY BEHAVIOR’S CRAZY 😜 🧍‍♂️ CAN’T FAZE ME ❌🤷‍♂️ IMPULSE IS NEVER LAZY 💤 TANGO WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME 😢🥺 NOW MY SCOPE 🔫 IS AIMING 💥 YOU BETTER RUN 🏃‍♂️ FOR COVER FROM ALL THE GHAST 👻 BALLS ⚽️ 🏈🏀 THAT I BE TAMING 😉😏 WITHOUT A SOUND 🔕🤫 WITHOUT NO HESITATION ❌ MY CREATIONS 🤖 ARE AMAZING 🤩 BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP 🪜 OR THE G-TEAM 🦜WILL WIND UP BLAZING 🥵 🔥🔥 WHO’S THE BETTER TEAM ⁉️🤨 THERE IS NO CONTROVERSY 🕴️BUT BEFORE ALL’S SAID AND DONE ✅ Y’ALL’LL BE BEGGING US FOR MERCY 😈😈😈

[weaselishmcdiesel]

yeah so uh

[arcueidbrunestud]

[z0nic]

JJJ: It's pride month Mr. Parker Peter: What Peter: Do you want me to take like Peter: Gay pictures of Spider-Man

[avephelis]

can't believe the finale confirmed the greatest owl house theory ever. that hooty is the titan's tapeworm.

[rrover]

waiter! waiter! more women covered in blood going on murderous rampages through fortresses and burning entire cities down!