I wanted to revisit that coffee mug picture I made a while back, but then I was like “Why is he drinking coffee/etc? He’s digital.” which turned into “I could make him human, but I doubt he’d take it very well.” so now we have a furious chicken nugget after throwing hands about the whole situation.
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Pros and cons to joining Gary's cult:
Cons:
Your boss is also your landlord
You start to smell
Everybody you loved leaves you
Dogs and cats no longer trust you
You get tortured and stuff
Pros:
You get to kill cops
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It would be so hard to go to school as a tiny. It would take ten times longer to get anywhere, you wouldn’t be able to reach anything, you’d get trampled in the hallways (either accidentally or on purpose), and you’d probably constantly be tired and sore and injured.
Until you learn the art of ankle biting. People are willing to bend over backwards to avoid your wrath. If they refuse to comply, their ankles go bye-bye. It’s a foolproof strategy.
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Here's an idea: demons get a taste of video games from possession, and despite the D-pad aiding the exorcism the curiousity remains, leading to more and more gamer possessions but many of them being benign. Or if it happened to early TTRPG groups, but the players are chill as long as the game remains played. The Satanic Panic turns partly true as fallens angels want to play/DM. And they don't have that kind of gaming in hell, so demons need to go up to get their kick of video and table game...
"No free will in hell? Come take a ride with a mortal who's ready to roleplay the wildest characters they can think up! This one's playing a tiefling who looks just like you, and that one's playing a goblin who thinks they have a fighting chance of seducing the dragon."
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My lyrics for Double!! I really loved this song and became like a thousand times more impressed by Deco27 and Natsuki Hanae after working with it for so long 😅 I chickened out of recording this one in the apartment but if anyone wants to cover it... lmk.... 👀 I can definitely put something together to help hear how the rhythms work, because I got it all to line up very nicely! (Lyrics under the cut and my little commentary in the tags)
(I’ve got you, leave it to me!)
Welcome home, it's another day, keeping things at bay, you see no change
Not a smile in this mess, you're doing your best, you say (wake up)
"Don't need a break" as you proceed to start breaking, both sleeping and waking makes you bleed
And now, reborn anew -- I'll take in on for you
Not your plan? Who gives a damn, I'm here and here is where I'll stay
It's just the two of us, nothing left to run from. You're safe now, your hero's come.
All I did was dream, is that a crime? Is that enough to name me guilty by?
"He can't be trusted, he lied," you cried. Made me out as the bad guy. But why?
Ah, I'm the one that saved you, don't you see? So tell me why the hell you cry to me!
Let me hear you revel, grateful, cling to me with "savior," "adore" -- oh, sing to me.
Welcome home, it's another day, keeping things at bay, you see no change
Too late, your limits passed. Too late, yourself has cracked (goodnight)
If you persist I'll assist with releasing, keeping your peace is why I exist
And now reborn anew -- I'll take it on for you
(Oh, hello? Mom? It’s been a while. Yeah.. well, I mean, some days are hard but I’m doing alright, don’t worry. How’ve you been? I’ll go home next time I get some time off...)
The reason I'm alive, must be making sure that you survive
"He can't be trusted, he lied," you cried. Made me out as the bad guy. But why?
All I did was dream, did you forget? Go on and forgive me, I'm no threat.
Listen to me confess, honest. Eat your words and I bet, regret
Ah, I just tried to help, tried to be strong. So tell me why the hell it's all gone wrong
Let me hear you revel, grateful, cling to me with "savior," "adore" -- don't sing me this song
Lost my memory
I'm double, it was unavoidable
Living painfully
I'm trying, as hard as possible
Tell me, tell me.
If I wasn't born, maybe this trouble --
Tell me, tell me.
It's all my fault
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