#soup asks

[soupy-cosmos]

Hey you here???

Hello yeas I'm still here just preoccupied lol

[ultimate-soup-showdown]

I think everyone who is able should cook the winning soup, and send in pictures! ❤️🍲

i will post all cooked soups i receive as long as y’all ain’t sending in like 700 soups again

[soupmode0]

What is 99% Hitler

in a discussion on whether or not you should vote for joe biden somebody commented that you would be morally obligated to vote for 99% hitler

[shhoup]

Hello there, 👋

From the bottom of my heart, I thank you for your support of our cause.🇵🇸❤️

You are one of the few remaining free souls now. 🫶

I hope you can take a look at my campaign on the pinned post on my profile ,and help us by donating or sharing our campaign to reach the largest number of supporters.🌹🌹

My campaign is verified by @90-ghost and @ibtisams 🙏🏻🫶🫶

Thanks a lot in advance ❤️❤️❤️

No problem brother, you, your family and your people remain in my family's prayers for now and beyond the emd of this hellish genocide.

[thesoupbird]

for the ask game thingie! what is your favorite kind of soup. also favorite mcyt moment/thing (can be fandom, can be specific c or cc, can be like. just a favorite thing.)

tomato soup with melty cheese in top and grilled cheese on sourdough is heaven

favorite mcyt moment is a tough one, but the rat awards from ratssmp is definitely up there. or, if it counts, every single tubbathon

[bowlofstew]

I just saw you reblog my soup post 🍜 if i would know your blog earlier I would have followed you waaaay earlier

I love soup so much

Welcome! Soon I'll have a whole army of soup lovers. We could take over the world. Or, like, a kitchen. To make soup.

[jesterpunk]

ask box is empty tell me which something soup character u like the most or ask me something about soup. I'm bored 😳

[bienmoreau]

I love Soup! I also suddenly got into airdry clay a couple months ago. I've been using Crayola but my partner got me a block of Das. How about you?

Hullo! Sorry for the super late reply! I kept meaning to get to this but I wanted to double check what it was I've been using (I don't have it with me where I live rn)

But yay for more people doing air-dry modeling!

I think (according to the shops website) the stuff I've been using was called Plus but in my experience they're all kind of much of a muchness!

I've just bought some Das cause I was missing having something to work with here and it feels a lot softer than my usual stuff but I don't know yet how much this will affect how I work with it.

In terms of painting my Soups I use mostly watercolour paints and a bit of acrylic or gouache. And then coat them with a glossy watercolour varnish.

Hope you're having fun making things!! And here's to more crafts in the year to come!

😁🐻

[soupfiction]

Hi! I just finished In the Job Description and wanted to tell you how much I loved it. I was wondering if you would consider writing Six and Claire? Their relationship is one of my favorite things about the movie (other than mister hotness himself).

HEY— sorry for how long it took me to reply. i’m really glad you enjoyed it !! really makes writing worth it.

i’m planning to write some stuff for six and claire because their relationship is so wholesome. but for now, here’s a quick little drabble and a handful of headcanons.

three headcanons/random words:

claire gives him some honey and lemon airwave gum she got the maid to pick up when she notices he’s sick, going, “Our secret, robot.”

she keeps popping these stickers on his suit jacket. he doesn’t take them off.

six usually sleeps in the guest room, but after the hospital visit he’s got a pillow and blanket right outside her door. letting her keep it closed because she says having it open makes her scared (a childhood fear showing its ugly face in response to everything that’s happening).

little drabble:

Lack of sleep makes Six feel sick.

A consistent throbbing in his skull, a little hammer being banged up against his temples in the rhythm of some up-beat song that would be played at a night club. Full god damn blast, speakers thumping and making the floor rattle. His head feels like that, as if someone spun the dial on some beaten sound device and decided it was okay for ear drums to be at risk of rupturing each time the bass caused a mini earthquake.

He’d popped three low-grade pain pills in an attempt to lessen each blow, dry swallowing them because he already drained the water bottle on his bedside table and forgot to get another. That was this morning, before the sun had even risen because some stray cat had decided to sprint across the lawn and set off the sensors— a beep—beep—beep ringing and amplifying the pain in his head. Now he’s got his head buried in a bowl of some sweet, sugary cereal, eyes lidded and mouth barely opening to swallow the spoonfuls of the food.

Just past the dish sits his laptop, cameras running and everything looking good. Except it takes longer to process it all, like he’s got to consciously run his eyes over each and every nook and cranny before doing it all over again just to really say he’s really looked at it. Even biting down on the crunchy bits of breakfast makes another wave of dull ache run through head, now spreading from the front to the back. A full fucking circle all due to the fact he hasn’t been able to get a good few hours of sleep since arriving in Hong Kong.

Blaming it on jet lag because he can’t process that this job is actually worrying him— namely because of a girl who is just now getting up.

Floral pajamas that run a little long on the legs, dragging over her feet as she pads to the table, rubbing sleep out of her eyes before saying, “Can I have some of that?”

Six blinks and nearly shoves his own bowl of cereal towards her, first urge to oblige and give her food before realizing she meant the colorful box sitting on the table. “Yeah.” He slides it across the smooth wood while Claire grabs what she needs. Plopping down to the left of him and preparing the makeshift breakfast.

“Do you put the milk or cereal first?” She asks, spoon clinking inside the bowl when she goes to take her first bite.

A thick eyebrow raises up at the posed question, but she’s got a mouthful of colorful grains. Munching with the slightest hint of a smirk at how his face just blanks out. Mr. Serious, she always calls him. Can take out five guys in half that many minutes yet hesitates at the simplest of questions. “Cereal?”

Claire hums, a dribble of milk falling from her mouth. He pushes a napkin across the table. “Good answer, robot. You had me worried for a second.”

[retrogradedreaming]

Was the soup good?

Thank you for asking this very important question!!

Yes it was good!!

I burnt the onions a little bit, but the way I made it, it was french onion soup in like mini bread bowls (dinner rolls) so it covered up the burnt. And honestly, it's such a superior way to eat french onion soup, highly recommend

[ultimate-soup-showdown]

Fancy ramen i got in honor of the winning soup!!

hell yeah!

[soupmode0]

40.

40: That's Life by Frank Sinatra i remember the first evening i listened to this song properly, it was about a year and a half ago, i was very very stressed because the flat i was about to move into in a week emailed me to let me know that the building was not built yet and wouldnt be for months. the situation got sorted out pretty fast but i just went on a massive walk and listened to this song on loop because idk. pretty good song and also "thats life" yknow. maybe that is cringe but WHo gives a one.

[shhoup]

ANOTHER SOUP PERSON. GOD DAMN.

Sorry for answering late but yes, another soup person >:]

We can start a soup kitchen together at this point man

[thesoupbird]

BOOP!

boop :D

BOOP

Boop Boop? :3? (translation: is the pixie by any chance? /pos)

[soupslashers]

okay basic question yeah yeah but for realsies how big do you think his dick is.

I think it’s above average but I can literally never decide on a number in inches. I do not know. his dick is an enigma. please my liege share asa cock and balls headcanons

rubs my hands together like a fly grooming itself

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND

our favorite bug man is exceeding the average size by an inch, putting him at a length of 6 inches. it may not be as big as say, michael myers’ second stabbing weapon, but that’s honestly for the best. whatever deity you believe in was doing you a favor by not giving asa an even bigger dick, because oh boy, that would not go well for anyone involved.

he’s got a decent girth, enough that your hand can barely wrap around it and you’ll definitely be feeling it even when he’s being nice, going in slow and giving you time to adjust. when he’s not? it’s gonna be painful, a prodding sting that has tears budding in the corners of your eyes. don’t cry, though, if you can help it— that’ll just spur him on! either way, you’ll be struggling to use your legs the next day, if you can at all. (don’t worry, asa will help out! he adores when you’re reliant on him.)

his dick is unfairly pretty for the kind of crazy he’s packing along with it, being a shade darker than his normal skin color with a circumcised, nearly velvet red tip. keeps it clean, too. pubic hair all trimmed, never shaved fully.

i know a lot of fanfiction puts an emphasis on gigantic, stomach bulging dicks, but let me tell you— asa does not need another weapon in his arsenal. he knows how to use it and can bring you to earth-shattering heights, but only if you’re being obedient. if you’re not? well…he’s using his skills down your throat, and believe me, it’s not going to be even a fraction of enjoyable when he’s got himself lodged deep, blocking air and downright enjoying the way your throat spasms in gags.

all in all, above average, very pretty. will make you forget about how insane he is, toeing the line of your sexual and moral limits daily. but hey, sex is going to be good, even when you’re near battered half to death the following day because he dips into his sadistic tendencies like a kid with their hand in a cookie jar.

[lyssified]

i have sensed another anon involving soup. interesting.

🍲

get souped

- *not* the mysterious soup anon

is there discourse within the soup anons :00