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[incorrectbatfam]

Stephanie: RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.

[incorrect-slaytheprincess]

the smitten to the razor: if you try to run me through with your blade, i'll just pull it in deeper until we're face to face and kiss you on the mouth. with tongue.

the stubborn: and yes. we will vomit blood into your mouth.

[marsinoff]

Charles, to Max: Fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you.

[adastra121]

Leander: You wanna see how hardcore I am? MC: No. Mhin: Not particularly. Leander: BAM! *punches wall* Leander: Leander: Take me to Kuras.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: "Distant relative"? I assume you are referring to my father?

[ir0npvrker]

peggy: wow, you’re so brave! you didn’t even hesitate to throw yourself into danger!

steve: that's because i have no regard for my own personal safety. you can ask bucky

bucky: i have never been more stressed in my life

[incorrect-star-allies]

Bandana Dee, to Kirby: You’ve gotten us into so many life-threatening situations that my body no longer registers fear.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: What a week, huh.

Caitlyn: Vi, it's Wednesday.

[incorrect-multiverse]

*On some adventure, probably*

Carol *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Carol *turning around and helps Kamala through it*: Breaking and entering is bad, Kamala.

Kamala: Okay.

[incorrectjokerout]

Jure:I'm so tired of this life.

Jure:I want to be a roomba.

Jure:I want knives taped to me.

Jure:And I want to be set loose.

[incorrect-gaffers-quotes]

Harold: I just ate basically uncooked oatmeal and it was pretty good

Duncan: Horse type meal

Heather: You’re so chicken coded

Harold: Just leave me alone.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Sally Starlet: *to Frank about Barnaby* You've gotta respect the bit. You don't have to like it, but you've got to respect it.

[abysspaw]

Fireheart: "Oh no! We're all doomed by the narrative!" Maybe you are. I'm the narrative's favorite.

-years later-

Firestar: As it turns out, this is not a good thing for me.

[marsinoff]

Charles: Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “Max WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think Max would mean it genuinely”.

[zootopiathingz]

Charlie: what if one morning the alarm clock hits me back?

Alastor: that would be alarming!

Husk: get the fuck out.

[is-this-fandom-who-knows]

Roy: It's so much and it's dishonest work.

Dick: Employment?