#source: ao3

[spn-lesbian]

Cas: I’m in love with you

Dean: I’m in love with you too

Cas: so what does that make us?

Dean: ……bisexual?

[leoleolovesdc]

Anne: It’s so infuriating! Like, why did Catalina have to reincarnate into someone even hotter?!

Anna: You thought the 50-something year old lady who’s husband you stole was hot?

Anne: That’s like, so not my point

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: Me and Solar share a braincell, we just keep it turned off for legal reasons.

Eclipse: Legal reasons!?

Ruin: Why do you share a braincell?

Solar: As Moon puts it, we're the wonder twins.

[incorrecthsr]

Dan Heng to MC: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

MC, motioning to themself and March 7th: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: You drink your coffee black, Nat?

Natasha: Yes.

Clint: God, who hurt you?

Natasha: Alphabetically or chronologically?

Clint: Let’s forget I asked.

[george-the-pumpkin]

*playing Monopoly*

Lucy: You can’t just pick for me, how did you know I wanted to play as the dog.

George: You always pick the dog.

Lucy: Maybe I wanted to use the iron this time.

George: Did you want to change it then?

Lucy: Well- no.

[vbnhuet]

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandom: Super Mario & Related Fandoms

Relationships: Bowser/Luigi (Nintendo), Luigi & Mario (Nintendo), Bowser & Bowser Jr. (Nintendo)

Characters: Bowser (Nintendo), Luigi (Nintendo), Mario (Nintendo), Princess Peach (Nintendo), Kamek | Magikoopa (Super Mario), Bowser Jr. (Nintendo), Koopalings (Super Mario)

Additional Tags: Blind Date, Accidental Relationship, Accidental Bonding, Texting, Idiots in Love, Mutual Pining, they're both very dumb, Awkward Conversations, english is not my first language, Fluff and Humor, Mario Kart References, Domestic Fluff, Brotherly Affection

Language: English

Chapters: 6/10 (Incomplete) Summary:

Luigi picked up a random phone number, and was introduced to a charming single father who’s desperate for a partner. Meanwhile, Bowser was receiving messages from a rather dorky and adorable fella somewhere from the Mushroom Kingdom. It’s only appropriate that after months of chatting, they would attempt to see each other face to face.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: “Exactly when did we become friends?” Peter: “I have no fucking idea.” Stiles: “It's kind of nice, when you're not acting like a total ass-face.”

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Get loved, loser. Get absolutely freaking cherished.

The Hero of Kvatch, to Martin Septim, probably

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Kaminari: Dude, do you have any tape? Because it looks like you’re ripped

Sero: Bro, are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Kaminari: …Bro

[lordofshitposting]

The Professor: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Bubbles: Several traffic violations.

Blossom: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Buttercup: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Buttercup: Also, that’s not our car.

[incorrectjokerout]

Jure:Have a good time.

Jure:And don't hate.

Jure:Because that is very mean.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: You know I was fine with minding my own business then I saw Eclipse choke on a fucking skittle.

Solar: But is he okay!?

Eclipse: I literally didn't do anything.

Lunar: Besides choke on something smaller than your fucking brain.

Eclipse: You calling my brain small?

Blood Moon: Everytime you've hit your head I heard a rattling sound.

Ruin: Blood Moon, be nice!

Sun: Sounds like an almost empty gumball machine.

[incorrecthsr]

Cocolia: Recently I lost my beloved friend, Serval... Serval: Stop telling everyone I’m dead! Cocolia: Sometimes I can still hear her voice...

[incorrectfexi]

rue, about fez and lexi: look at them. no hesitation, no self doubt, just so confident they can do anything

ash: … i think that’s called being a functional adult

rue: oh. no wonder i can’t relate

[no-context-just-quotes]

@useramor