Jinx: My own father thought I was a monster...
Jinx: He was right, of course, but it still hurt.
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British officer: What are your names?
Caleb: Don’t tell him, Ben.
Ben: Good job, Caleb.
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Lucy: You’re not my mom.
Holly: I don’t act that way. What do you think, Lockwood? Do I act like a mom?
Lockwood: Well, I…
Holly: Stop rubbing your eye and speak clearly when you talk.
Lockwood: Yes, ma’am.
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Erik: My own mother thought I was a monster
Erik: She was right of course, but it still hurt
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False: Look! Can your religion telling explain that?!
Gem: Can your science explain why it rains?
False: Yes! Yes, it can!
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Nie Huaisang: My da-ge turned into a fierce corpse.
Jiang Cheng: That's rough, buddy.
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Tsunami: Man, in times like this, I really wish I had listened to what Starflight told me.
Sunny: What did Starflight tell you?
Tsunami: I don't know, I wasn't listening.
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*The lights go out in the dorm room*
Sebastian: *reaching for his wand* It's so dark in here! I can't see a thing!
Ominis: Oh no! What a nightmare!
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okay but we could actually have a Rhaegar and Lyanna fan art here, right ?
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Splinter: This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!
Raph: Sensei, that's what all tea is.
Splinter: How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?
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Luke: "If the Empire discovers us we'll be killed"
Han: "But if the rebellion discovers us we'll be turned over to Leia"
Luke: "Empire it is"
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Chat Blanc: My own father thought I was a monster...
Chat Blanc: He was right, of course, but it still hurt.
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Zoe: You’re not my mom.
Diana: I don’t act that way. What do you think, Zoe? Do I act like a mom?
Zoe: Well, I…
Diana: Stop rubbing your eye and speak clearly when you talk.
Zoe: Yes, ma’am.
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Dick: If we sneak through the cave, Batman might see us and ground us for life
Jason: But if we sneak through the manor, Alfred would be disappointed
Dick:
Jason:
Tim:
Damian:
Tim: Grounded for life?
Dick: Grounded for life, it is :)
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Splinter [takes a sip of tea and immediately spits it out]: This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!
Donnie: Dad, that’s what all tea is.
Splinter: How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?!
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Dutch, explaining how his gang fell apart: My own sons...They thought I was a monster.
Dutch:
Dutch: They were right, of course, but it still hurt!
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