#source: grey's anatomy

[incorrectjokerout]

Kris:We're adults.

The Rest of the Band:

Jan:When did that happen?

Bojan:And how do we make it stop?

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: Sorcerer is full of sunshine and sweets and hope, and every time I try to tell them the world is on fire, they just hand me a marshmallow to roast.

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[oceanview15]

Zuko, lying on the ground after being struck by lightning: I'm not gonna die. I promise.

Katara: Good. Cause that would be the worst breakup ever.

[spn-lesbian]

Jack: is this thing between Dean and Cas supposed to be a secret?

Sam: hardly. The only people who don't know Dean and Cas love eachother are Dean and Cas

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Jason: i can take pain

Dick: you can’t talk to bruce for more than ten minutes

Jason: well, there’s pain and there’s torture

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Reyna, about Nico: If I murdered someone, he’s the person I’d call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor. He’s my person.

[nightmareglitter]

Hangman: sometimes my husband and Phoenix have sleepovers, in my bed, with me in it

[incorrecttwsted]

[nixster627]

Lan Xichen: *to Lan Wangji* There is a kid looking for you.

A-Yuan: Daddy?

Lan Wangji: What?

[funkylittlebidiot]

Stephen, whispering: okay i need to tell you something about my personal life - America: Really?? Stephen: - my personal life is none of your business. The fact that I know things about your personal life is one of the great sadnessess of my existence - America: sorry about that. Stephen: - and the fact that you're going to know about mine is exponentially worse but i don't see how we'll get around it. America: okay Stephen: we're about to work along with the Avengers, including Iron Man. Stephen: He and i are... involved America, normal volume: everybody knows that. Stephen: okay can you not pretend -

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Isaac: You kissed me. Scott: Yes, I did. Isaac: Should we? … I mean, there’s a discussion that we could have… if you wanted to have one? Scott: Isaac, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again - get used to it. End of discussion. Isaac: Okay.

[incorrect-changlix]

felix: *unusually quiet*

changbin: are you plotting a murder? a nuclear attack?

changbin: it’s fine. i’ll get on board. i’m sure you have a good reason.

[correctshadowhunters]

trying to explain parabtai to clary in 1.03

jace about alec: if i murdered someone, he’s the person i’d call to help me drag the corpse across the institute floor. he’s my person.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena, crying: Where— where is this water coming from?

Kate: Yelena, you’re crying.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: You kissed me.

Natasha: Yes, I did.

Y/N: Should we...? I mean... there's a discussion that we could have if you want to have one...?

Natasha: Y/N, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again. Get used to it. End of discussion.