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laughing-moonlight · 5 months
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*BroZone after being trapped in their diamonds*
Veneer: Okay, John Dory, your turn. Give me a noun
John Dory: Blood
Veneer: Okay! Now Bruce, you supply an adjective
Bruce: Psychotic
Veneer: Ooh, good one! And, Clay, a verb
Clay: Choke
Veneer: Well, you've already used choke three times, but I'll allow it
Veneer: Aren't Mad Libs so much fun?!
Floyd: No. No they're not
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incorrectbatfam · 10 days
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Barbara: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? I gotta give you credit, Steph. You make it look easy.
Stephanie: Years of practice.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Kate: Where's Y/N? I've been calling and texting them for hours.
Natasha: They've been in the shower.
Kate: All day?
Natasha: Pretty much. They take really long showers when they get depressed.
Kate: Well, when do you think they're going to come out?
Natasha: I don't know. They took a chair in there.
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romanoffshouse · 7 months
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Y/N: Please? For me?
Natasha: Don't do that.
Y/N: Do what?
Natasha: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.
Y/N:
Natasha:
Y/N: Please? For me?
Natasha: Fine.
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Luo Binghe: I can guarantee you I’ll be Shizun’s second husband.
Ning YingYing: What happened to his first husband?
Luo Binghe: Nothing you can prove.
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incorrect-wandanat · 2 months
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Wanda: Now they come for my woman? My sweet, defenseless little woman?!
Nat: I’m the Black Widow.
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incorrecthatchetfield · 3 months
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[Ted walks into Beanies and straight past Richie and Ruth]
Ruth: Hey Ted!
Richie: Hi.
Ted: Whoa. I almost didn't
recognize you guys not
sitting on my couch.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 months
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Cleric: Do you know how many times Sorcerer started a fire? Wizard: I don't know… Many? Cleric: Eighteen! Sorcerer: Seventeen! Cleric: What about this one? Sorcerer: Oh, yeah. Eighteen if you count this one.
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mamaspidershit · 1 month
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[Peter is chilling in Natasha's house on her couch] Natasha: How’d you get in here? All the doors are locked. Peter: Yeah, but not all your windows were.
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waterfire1848 · 8 months
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Bruce: Diana and Clark are going to be here any second. I can’t have them thinking I spend my time hanging with a bunch of teenagers doing goofy stuff.
Stephanie: Aside from being Batman, that’s like all you do.
Bruce: Yeah, but I can’t have them thinking that!
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uncorrectintamed · 6 months
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Jiang Cheng: Sorry, lost my cool for a second.
Wei Wuxian: Can't lose something you never had.
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marvellover76 · 2 months
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Mobius: Every insult to Loki you owe him five bucks.
Loki: Good, im going to be rich.
Y/n: No, because I'm not going to say one mean word to you.
Loki: Really? You wanna kiss me?
Y/n: Kiss you? Dude I'd rather-
Mobius:...
Loki:...
Y/n:...not do that at this time but I appreciate your kind offer.
Mobius, nodding his head: Impressive.
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incorrectbatfam · 8 months
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Damian: Please? For me?
Dick: Don't do that.
Damian: Do what?
Dick: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.
Damian:
Dick:
Damian: Please? For me?
Dick: Fine.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Y/N: A couple of weeks ago, I asked Nat out.
Scott: Awwww...
Y/N: So she broke my thumb.
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romanoffshouse · 19 days
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Y/N: Must you always attack me with words?
Yelena: You want me to use rocks?
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delulu-with-wandanat · 8 months
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(Parents Wandanat)
‘Calm parent’ Nat x ‘Less calm’ Wanda
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Natasha: You are grounded. For… till college.
Y/n: For till college?!
Wanda: FOR TILL COLLEGE!
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