#source: incorrect quotes generator

[romanoffshouse]

Wanda: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Y/N: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Wanda: But you're always acting stupid.

Y/N: ...

Y/N: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

[rxmqnova]

Natasha: You know what your problem is?

Y/N: I only have one?

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Dexter: You saved me! Why? Bob: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

[eviebane]

Crowley: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Aziraphale : AS ENEMIES?!

Crowley:

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Gale: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Tara: You and me, Mr. Dekarios.

Gale, tearing up: Okay.

[clanofjones]

Charlie: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Vaggie: Um...Neat.

*later*

Vaggie, lying face down on her bed: I said "Neat," Angel. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Angel, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Vags. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Husk confessed his love for me?

Vaggie: Didn't you thank him?

Angel: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

[torchwood-99]

Gandalf: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Aragorn: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Gandalf: Death is a social construct.

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

Charlie: How's the sexiest person here~?

Vaggie: I don't know, how are they~?

Charlie, flustered: I-

Angel, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

[incorrecttwsted]

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Jude : Who hurt you?

Cardan : *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Jude : ...Yes, actually.

[starglow-xx]

incorrect twst quotes - 07

Ace: I asked Y/n out.

Riddle: Oh, I'm sorry.

Ace: Huh? Why?

Riddle: Well, I assume the Prefect said no.

Ace: No, the Prefect said yes.

Riddle: Really? Then it's them I feel sorry for.

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: Bonjour, Natasha. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Natasha: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Y/N: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

[rxmqnova]

Y/N: *running towards Natasha with open arms*

Natasha: *moves out of the way*

Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!

Natasha: I thought you were going to attack me.

Y/N: I was going to hug you!

Natasha: Why would you hug me?

Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Jack: I'm going the fight the next person who insults John. John: John: I hate myself. Jack: Alright, square up.

[logan-the-artist]

trans logan because i say so

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Gale: Good morning.

Wyll: Good morning.

Shadowheart: Good morning.

Astarion: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Karlach: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!