Out of context Formula1.
WTF?
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Lucifer: Now you listen here you walking pile of panic attack. You're gonna inhale-exhale your way through this bullshit if it's the last thing you do.
Lucifer: Your thoughts aren't real your mind hates you but you're gonna give it the ol' *inhale-exhale* and you're gonna be okay!
*Answers Charlie's phone call*
Lucifer: Heeeyy bitch!
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Kon: See, I’m straight but like if there was a man that I would marry, it would be Tim
Cassie: How do you feel about that Tim?
Tim: …It’s not helping with the rumours
Cassie: I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumours
Kon: Yeah, I just hate that you didn’t give me enough tongue.
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gwaine: i spy with my little eye something that starts with an ‘S’
percival: salt?
elyan: soup?
lancelot: a sword?
*arthur and merlin staring into each-others eyes during a feast*
leon, long-suffering, grabbing the jug from merlin: sexual tension.
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Children in Gaza get carried differently than the rest of the children around the world.
Source: Instagram.
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Enid: Weeeeens?
Wednesday: I already told you, I am not gonna sing you to sleep again.
Bianca: Sing her to sleep?
Xavier: again??
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Jaune: What are you doing?
Yang, “stuck” in a dryer: Help me. I'm stuck.
Jaune: What do you mean you're stuck?Are you stupid?
Yang, pulling herself out of the dryer: Are YOU stupid???
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Baby fever's hitting 😳 | via Keleigh's insta story
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*BatCat!Bro as a child growing up in the east end in Gotham*
Baby!BatCat!Bro: What does that say? *points at graffiti saying ”Cocaine is fun”*
Selina, encouragingly: What does it say?
Baby!BatCat!Bro: *trying to read* Connection… is fun.
Selina, proudly: Connection is fun. That’s it. That’s what that says…
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