#source: lab rats

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Percy: Hey, Annabeth. Have you seen the lunch special today? Annabeth: really? that's your opening line? Percy: Well, I was gonna use "hey beautiful, where you been all my life?" but I'm only, like, fourteen.

[hotterforhockey]

Dick: We're introducing a new element to your training-hand to hand combat. Each week two of you will be pitted against each other in a physical challenge

Liebgott (excitedly): To the death?

Nix(sarcastically): Yes, the army invested all this time and money housing and training you so we can watch you pick each other off one by one.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: I am a responsible adult! Raph: *raises an eyebrow* Casey: I am an adult. Raph: *raises both eyebrows* Casey: I'm still older than you.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: I am a responsible adult!

Narcissa: *raises an eyebrow*

Bellatrix: I am an adult

Narcissa: *raises both eyebrows*

Bellatrix: I'm still older than you

[the-black-bulls]

Charmy: I am a responsible adult!

Gauche: [raises an eyebrow]

Charmy: ...I am an adult.

Gauche: [raises both eyebrows]

Charmy: I'm still older than you!

Gauche: [flinches visibly]

[ouatsqincorrect]

Rumple: *walks into the room*

Regina: Bundle up everyone, it just got partly creepy with 100% chance of annoying.

[waterfire1848]

Zuko: I’m a lover, not a fighter. [ Azula grabs his shirt. ] Azula: Well today, you’re a victim.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Ted: I am a responsible adult! Richie: *raises an eyebrow* Ted: I am an adult. Richie: *raises both eyebrows* Ted: I'm still older than all of you!

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jayce: I am a responsible adult!

Caitlyn: *raises an eyebrow*

Jayce: I am an adult.

Caitlyn: *raises both eyebrows*

Jayce: I'm still older than all of you!

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Ancano: *walks into the room*

Onmund: Bundle up, everyone. It just got partly creepy with 100% chance of annoying.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Percy: You've been stalking me? Annabeth: You call it stalking, I call it lovingly lurking in the shadows.

[zootopiathingz]

Peach: you’ve been stalking me??

Bowser: you call it stalking, I call it "lovingly lurking in the shadows"

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April: You've been stalking me?!

Donnie: You call it stalking, I call it "lovingly lurking in the shadows"

[incorrect-malfoys]

Draco: You've been stalking me?

Bellatrix: You call it stalking, I call it 'lovingly lurking in the shadows'

[the-black-bulls]

Gauche: Hold up, you've been stalking us for years?!

Henry: You call it stalking, I call it "lovingly lurking in the shadows."

[hxuse-xf-black]

Sirius: I am a responsible adult! Regulus: *raises an eyebrow* Sirius: I am an adult. Regulus: *raises both eyebrows* Sirius: I'm still older than you.