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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2471

(Flirting is hard.) (Dialogue from Rio.)

[torukmaktoskxawng]

Ao'nung: (his kids climbing all over him) Again with the eye-- Alright, you want me to call your mother?

Kids: No! (Scatter)

Ao'nung: (chuckles) Works every time. They're scared to death of her-- (turns around) AH!

Y/n: (standing directly behind him, hands on her hips) Call me for what?

Ao'nung: (chuckles nervously) Aha, Y/n, my love!

Taglist: @aonungmyaddiction

[bluesylveon2]

*Trey on a date with Yuu*

Cater, speaking through an earpiece: tell her "You have beautiful eyes."

Trey: I have beautiful eyes

Yuu:.....okay....

Cater: facepalms

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

Spider Queen: I've got you now MK: You really think I came alone? I've got three of the toughest, meanest, fighters in all of China right behind me! Tang: WOOO! You hear that guys! We're saved! Pigsy: He means us Tang Tang: Oh

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Glamrock Freddy: I’m nervous. What do I say to them?

Glamrock Chica: Just say, “You have beautiful eyes.”

Glamrock Freddy, nodding: Okay.

*Later*

Glamrock Freddy, to Glamrock Bonnie: I have beautiful eyes.

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Dick Grayson: Damian, you know the rules. No pyrotechnics without supervision.

Damian Wayne: I asked Todd.

Dick Grayson: That’s even worse.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Terezi: JUST T3LL H1M, “YOU H4V3 B34UT1FUL 3Y3S”!

Karkat: THAT’S GOOD.  GREAT IDEA.

Karkat, to Dave: I HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES.

[incorrect-targon-quotes]

Leona: You want me to call your mother?!

The kids, running to hide: No! 

Leona, laughing: Works every time. They’re scared to of death of her.

Diana, behind Leona: Call me for what?

Leona, just as scared: Ah, Diana, my love!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Raph and Mona Lisa’s children being crazy]

Raph: You want me to call your mother?!

The kids, run to hide: No! 

Raph, laughing: Works every time. They’re scared to of death of her 

Mona Lisa, behind Raph: Call me for what?

Raph, just as scared: Ah Mona Lisa, my love!

[waterfire1848]

[ A world where the JL has never met the Batfamily and the Batfamily has never met the JL. The Justice League enters the Batcave. ]

Clark: I think something’s watching us.

[ Cass and Damian appear. ]

Diana: Oh, be careful, Clark. They might snuggle you to death.

Clark: Sorry, kids. You can come here.

[ Cass approaches and hits Clark with Kryptonite. ]

Jason: Intruders!

Dick: Attack!

[ The Batkids start to attack the Justice League. ]

Bruce: What’s going on down there?

Damian: Hello, father.

Shayera: Precious, aren’t they?

Bruce: Kids? Eighteen of them. Alright. Do you want me to call Alfred?

Batkids: No!

[nerdasaurus1200]

Eugene: Just tell her, “You have beautiful eyes”.

Brock: Ooh good idea.

Brock: I have beautiful eyes. 😏

Eugene:

[spiltinksky]

Jisoo: Just tell him, “You have beautiful eyes”.

Mingyu: Ooh good idea.

Jihoon, walking up: Hey, guys.

Mingyu: I have beautiful eyes.

Jihoon:

Jisoo:

[oceanview15]

Bruce: What should I say to her?

Alfred: You could tell her “You have beautiful eyes.”.

Later

Bruce: Selina…

Selina: Yeah?

Bruce: I have beautiful eyes.

[ayten-is-living]

Info-Chan: Just tell him you have beautiful eyes.

Ayano: Great idea.

Taro, reading a book:

Ayano: *Awkwardly walks up to him* ...

Taro: ?

Ayano: I have beautiful eyes.

Info-Chan: ...*facepalms*

[ladymiraclewings]

Libby Stein Torres: Down here! Just tell him: “You have beautiful eyes.” Molly McGee: That’s good! Great idea! Molly: [to Ollie, with confidence] I have beautiful eyes.

[liv45no]

Richie: I don’t even know what to say!

Beverly: just tell him ‘you have beautiful eyes’

Richie: great idea!

Richie: *turns to Eddie* I have beautiful eyes.