#source: rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Oracle, check into their cameras.

Barbara: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Gotham" app.

Barbara: *taps the screen*

Barbara: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

[balkanbitch]

Bruce: *gets slammed in to a wall and rubble falls on him during a mission*

All of his children running over:

Dick: Dad! Dad! Are you hurt?

Bruce: Of course I am hurt!

Jason dumping dirt on Bruce with a shovel: We shall miss you father!

[cod-dump]

Alejandro: Look, Soap, Sin Nombre cartel have to be mean, and I don't know if you know this, but you're kind of a softie.

Soap: That really hurts my feelings! Oh... you have a point. But I can do this!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Pyro: *wearing toy doctor gear and the Medic's spare labcoat, introduces themselves in muffled gibberish as they pose beneath a banner reading "HUG IT OUT"*

Spy: *unimpressed* "Doctor Feelings?" I thought you were "Doctor Delicate Touch."

Pyro: *clearly and concisely* Doctor Delicate Touch feels nothing.

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Jesse: Olivia, check into their cameras.

Olivia: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Beacontown" app.

Olivia: (*taps a redstone wire*)

Olivia: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I'm in.

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Wendy: Take that! *punches Natsu in the stomach*

Natsu:

Natsu: ...

Natsu: *deliberately falls over*

Natsu: Oh, wow. Wendy. You are so strong.

[incorrect-star-allies]

*the squad setting out on an adventure*

Gooey: Are we gonna need a protractor?

Meta Knight: No.

Gooey: An abacus?

Meta Knight: Literally never.

Gooey: *excited* A bag full of sausages?

Meta Knight: Man, I don't understand how your brain works.

[incorrectdigitalcircus]

Zooble: I don’t know if you know this, but you’re kind of a softie.

Pomni: That really hurts my feelings.

Pomni: Oh… point taken.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: Besties, pizza week is not just a week, it is a week about family coming together, for seven days, to put aside our differences and work together.

Leo: Does she think we don't know what a week is?

Karai, internally: I wasn't sure they knew what a week was.

[deepdreamsalad]

graham: You know, I wish you guys would sometimes listen to my ideas. We’re supposed to be siblings but sometimes I feel like we’re just roommates.

kade: graham, if you don’t cut it out with your MIDDLE CHILD NONSENSE-

[incorrectpups]

Skye: Someone could get really hurt on this.

Skye: LET'S SEE HOW FAR IT SWINGS!

[batimshiptposts]

Wally: Sammy'll help me. I’m the face man! People love me!

Henry: Last time you saw him, he tried to kill you.

Wally: Who hasn't?

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Rottytops: Look, Snackcakes? We have to be mean here, and I don't know if you've noticed, but you're kind of a softie.

Shantae: Hey, that hurts, you know!

Shantae:

Shantae: On second thought, I see your point.

[cod-dump]

Andrey: We live to serve.

Makarov: You will serve whether you live or not.

[incorrecthifirush]

Peppermint: Oh, sure. Let me just load my “Tap into every security camera on campus” app.

Peppermint: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn’t. I am in.

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: It’s go big or go home

Eddie: Yeah, go home on a stretcher