#source: saturday night live

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: Beverly you are so right, he is so babygirl

Bev: I know that’s what I said, he’s so babygirl

Eddie: Me? Imma- I’m a babygirl?

Bev: Uh huh

Eddie: So what’s Bev?

Bev: Oh I’m um, I’m mother

[smh0217]

Yang: I’m a mother now. It’s really changed my perspective.

Reporter: And do you find it difficult juggling kids and your career?

Yang: You can juggle these nuts!

Reporter: Wha-

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: No matter what you look like, all that matters is what's in here.

Geoffrey: *puts his hand on his chest*

Geoffrey: Muscles.

[incorrectuksies]

race: tuesday was national pig day, but when i told that to synder, he handcuffed me!

[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

Walter: I'm also concerned about the toxic extremist groups online. I've seen groups with hateful names like "Walter Peck Sucks" or "Walter Peck is the Real Zodiac Killer" or "How Walter Peck Have Kids When He A Virgin?". Now, shouldn't that be flagged as misinformation?

Staffer: Sir, "Walter Peck Sucks" isn't really misinformation. It's just one person's opinion.

Walter: Well, it's more than one person's opinion.

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: Pretend to walk by me on the street. Remember, we say "no" to drugs.

Wei Wuxian: Hey kid, wanna buy some ecstasy pills?

Lan Jingyi: No thanks, I only do crack.

Wei Wuxian: No!

[cruger2984]

Wriothesley: Pretend to walk by me on the street. Remember, we say 'NO' to drugs. Wriothesley: Hey kid, wanna buy some ecstasy pills? Fontainian Kid: No thanks, I only do crack. Wriothesley: NO!!

[rodneyfuncomiccollectiontwo]

It’s not that she’s evil. She lacks empathy and goes into a disassociative state and commits atrocities.

Katy, on Ma-san

[incorrectstreetfighterquotes]

Marisa, absolutely drunk: “Manon,I gotta show you this thing my friend Jamie made, he’s like, gay, but hooks up with women.”

Marisa: (Pulls out an origami swan from her purse)

Marisa: “It’s an origami.”

Manon: “Oh that’s great!”

Marisa: “That’s Spanish for goose.”

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

My friend saw Junjie with his shirt off and he said that Junjie had an eight-pack. That Junjie was shredded.

Eli

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: Don’t ask if I’m okay. I’m okay! But if everyone starts asking if I’m okay, I might start crying

[smh0217]

*Teams RWBY & Arson have just found out that Cinder will receive the death penalty for all of her crimes.*

Jaune, with a clear smile on his face: Ooooh?! That’s terrible…

Emerald: … You seem kinda psyched.

Jaune, still. Smiling: Nooooooo. I’m bummed.

*later in private*

Jaune, still smiling: But I wasn’t bummed, I was stoked.

[bemoreincorrect]

rich: i've only got six weeks to live.

christine: oh my god, really?!

rich: i mean, it's just a guesstimate based on the choices i've made.

[incorrectuksies]

albert: i know kung fu!

crutchie: for the last time, no you don't.

[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

Callie: Nepo truce?

Oscar: Nepo truce.

(They lock hands)

Callie and Oscar: A foot in the door, and so much more.

(Lars reaches his hand out to join, but Oscar bats his hand away)

Lars: I hate when you guys do that.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

My friend saw Pitch with his shirt off and he said that Pitch had an eight-pack. That Pitch was shredded.

Jack Frost