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incorrectbatfam · 1 month
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Dick: Okay, we have to find a way out of here.
Jason: Burn down the building.
Tim: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat.
Dick: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.
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Gale: Uh, Karlach, can I ask you a question?
Karlach: Yeah.
Gale: Why are we laying on the ground?
Karlach: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would just think we were chilling.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Y/N: Girl problems?
Wanda: … How did you know?
Y/N: You look like you’ve got problems. You’re a girl.
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Chuuya: Oh come on Dazai. No soft spot for the one person who slept with you sober?
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marksandrec · 4 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2626
We trust you, Lae'zel, just please put down the sword. (Dialogue from Scrubs.)
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incorrectlumityquotes · 2 months
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Luz and Amity are playfully arm wrestling. Luz lets Amity win.
Luz: Aw, you beat me.
Eda and Raine are arm wrestling. Eda wins.
Eda: Do you see what you get, Rainestorm? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?
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Stiles, glaring at Jennifer: You know, if I was dating him, I'd be more supportive.
Jennifer: You know you said that out loud, right?
Stiles: I'm not ashamed of who I am!
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incorrectafcrichmond · 9 months
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Isaac: You think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?
Moe:
Colin:
Jamie:
Thierry:
Sam:
Dani:
Richard:
Jan:
Isaac: Okay, fine, it's like crack to me.
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chopper-and-ap5 · 8 months
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Obi-Wan: You're stupid.
Maul, laughing: That's it?
Obi-Wan: Give it time. It'll eat at you.
[Later]
Maul, to himself in stress: Am I really stupid?
Maul: Damn him.
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uncorrectintamed · 2 months
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MianMian: Ladies and Gentleman allow me to present. Woman not caring. [Points to self]
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Kate: I love you.
Anthony: I thought I annoyed you?
Kate: You do annoy me. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating moment with you.
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incorrectbatfam · 10 months
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Roy: This is not how we'd agreed we'd raise our kid!
Jason: "Our" kid? Dude, we're not married.
Roy: We're a little married.
Jason: I know.
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aerith-jade · 1 year
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Ace: Hey, Yuu. What will you give me if I throw this jelly bean in your shirt?
Yuu: A concussion.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Natasha: I love you.
Y/N: I thought I annoyed you?
Natasha: You do annoy me. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating moment with you.
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oceanview15 · 11 months
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Zutara and Taang arm wrestling
Zuko: *playfully lets Katara win* Aw you beat me lol.
Toph: *smashes Aang’s arm into the table*
Toph: You see what you get Aang?! You see what you get when you mess with the warrior?!
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superiorsturgeon · 5 months
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Weiss: *going through her things* …that’s strange, I can’t find my sword anywhere!
Jaune: Weird, I can’t find mine either!
Pyrrha: *shifting guiltily* Maybe you should retrace your steps? 😅
Neptune: Y-yeah! It’s not like someone got hormonal and upset, magnetically banged them together, and quietly sent them to be sharpened before the owners noticed! 😅
Pyrrha: *elbows Neptune in the ribs* 😁
Jaune: …let’s go retrace our steps!
Weiss: Good idea. *walks away with Jaune*
Pyrrha: *turns to Neptune* Neptune, you CAN NOT tell Jaune or Weiss that I damaged their swords in a fit of pregnancy brain! 😡
Neptune: Pyrrha, you know I can’t keep secrets from Weiss!
Neptune: She scares me! 😰
Pyrrha: *grabs Neptune’s lapels and pulls his face close* Neptune, Weiss is a 105-pound rich girl from a pampered neighborhood with a cake butler, and I am a six-foot pregnant gladiator from the Argus block who over the next eight months will become progressively angrier and fatter!
Pyrrha: …now who do you think you should be more afraid of? 😡
Neptune: …the fatty? 🤨
Pyrrha: *pats his cheek* Smart boy! 😉
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