#source: south park

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Any Merc to Saxton Hale(during fight):How would you like to suck my balls!?

(South park reference)

I presume this is said seconds before he charges them

[bruhseidon]

Jason, as Red Hood, after Y/N hosed him down for using her animal-shaped shrubs for target practice out of boredom: You’re a fucking asshole!

Y/N, a civilian: Fuck you, get out of my garden!

Jason: I’ll shit in your fucking garden!

Y/N, hosing him down again: Go fuck yourself!

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Jason: Why are you looking at me?

Y/N: Why are you looking at me?

Dick: Why isn’t anyone looking at me?

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Bruce really hates us.

Roy: Yeah, maybe he's homophobic.

Jason: We're not gay.

Roy: We're not?

[incorrecthatchetfield]

*in complete darkness*

Steph: Pete, I'm starting to think this is a really bad idea.

Richie: I'm not Peter, I'm Richie. I thought you were Peter.

Steph: No, I'm Stephanie.

Ruth: You're Steph? Where's Grace?

Grace: Who're you?

Ruth: I'm Ruth.

Max: Hehe, guess who I am you guys.

Everyone: *screams*

[angelofthenight]

Vance, sobbing: (y/n)! (y/n), I would be nothing without you! Ok?! I’m sorry! Ok? Please!

You: You called me a whore and pushed me in front of a car.

Vance: (y/n), I was in a bad mood! I told you that’s what happens after I eat!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: What are you doing? Donnie, holding a wiffle bat: Killing you. Unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat so it's going to take a while.

[insomniac-dormouse]

Them<3

@nerves-nebula

[msrosemagic]

MC: Wow, Lucifer really hate us.

Mammon: Yes, perhaps he’s homophobic.

MC: But we’re not gay, Mammon.

Mammon: ….

MC: ….

Mammon: We’re not?

[amazing-spiderlad]

Charlie: Dad, I'm supposed to fight someone at school tomorrow...

Lucifer: Charlie, let me tell you a story about back when your mother and I were dating. You see, your mother used to be very attractive-

Lilith: It's true, I was.

Lucifer: And there was this guy named Adam who didn't like me one bit- He wanted your mother all to himself...

*silence*

Charlie: So??

Lucifer: Hm?

Charlie: What happened with Adam?

Lucifer: Huh? Oh, I don't know- He died or something...

Lilith: Yes, I think that's right...

Charlie: Your stories never go anywhere! I hate it! I want out!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Sam: Why are you looking at me?

Bucky: Why are you looking at me?

Tony: Why isn’t anyone looking at me?

[incorrect-star-allies]

Taranza: Wow, they really hate us.

Magolor: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Taranza: But we’re not gay Magolor.

Magolor:

Taranza:

Magolor: We’re not?

[bruhseidon]

Y/N: We’re not just sure, we’re HIV positive.

Damian: Will you stop it with that? What part of this is funny to you?

Y/N: Dami, we need to try to find—

Damian: What part of being infected with a deadly disease do you find funny?

Y/N: I don’t think it’s funny, Dami.

Damian: Then stop saying you’re “not just sure, you’re HIV positive”! This isn’t funny! AIDS isn’t funny! Dying isn’t funny, so shut the fuck up!

Y/N:

Damian:

Y/N: Well, excuse me, Dami, for trying to keep some optimism, you know? I mean, sometimes when things seem their darkest, you just need to try and stay… HIV positive. But if you wanna be so HIV negative all the time—

Damian: Knock it off right now! This isn’t funny… At all!

Y/N: Are you sure?

Damian: Yes!

Y/N: Are you HIV positi— [gets hit with a book] Ow!

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

*Bruce, Y/N, and Dick sitting around a table, eating dinner*

Dick: Y/N… well? Do you want to tell your father about what happened at school today?

Y/N: *looks up in confusion* Um… O-oh. I flunked my math quiz.

Dick: No! The other thing!

Bruce: *now concerned* What other thing? What happened at school today?

Y/N: *thinking about it* Oh, the school shooting?

Dick: *clearly exasperated* Yes! The school shooting!

Y/N: *going back to eating* Oh, yeah. Some kid shot up the school.

Bruce: Who shot up the schoo- Was it you?

Y/N: No.

Bruce: Did you get shot?

Y/N: No.

Bruce: Oh. *goes back to eating* What’s this about failing a math quiz?

Dick: Are you serious?! Did you not hear what your child just said?! Kids died at the school!

Bruce: *surprised* I’m sorry, Dick, I-

Dick: Why are you all acting like this is normal? What is wrong with you people?! *gets up and storms away*

Y/N: What’s up his ass?

Bruce: *shrugs and continues eating*

[bluesylveon2]

Riddle: because Ace has not learned Rule 625 "You must sing 'O Holy Night' on Christmas Eve," I trusted Deuce to hit him with my scepter if Ace forgets any words. Okay Ace, whenever you're ready

Ace clears his throat and Cater plays the music on the piano

Ace: O Holy Night. The mumbles

*SMACK*

Ace: OW!

Riddle: those aren't the words! Do it again!

Ace sighs and sings again

Many hours later

Ace: finally I'm done!

Riddle: not yet

Rook, appearing out of nowhere: now we're gonna do the French version Monsieur Heart

Ace: WHAT?!

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: *yelling from his door* You'll regret this day, friend!

Barnaby: *yelling from his door* I'm not your friend, buddy!

Frank: I'm not your buddy, guy!

Barnaby: I'm not your guy, friend!

Frank: I'm not your friend, buddy!

Barnaby: I'm not your buddy, guy!